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>>17304086
Yes, thanks for making it easy to find you

I'm currently downloading pics from your PC

It's only a matter of time until I gain access to your camera

>find the IP address of a poster on 4chan
>on 4chan
>I met this guy on an online dating site
so whered you meet this guy again

>>17304080
Nope the fuck out of there or you'll be talking to Chris hansen

The age of consent in Japan is 14 op.
Think about that op.
If you find her sexually attractive why dodge? It would only make things worse in the future if you hold in your feelings now, just do it, there's literally no difference in looks between an 18 year old and a 16 yo.

>>17304095
Age of consent is 15 here

get a job, make money and move out and never look back

>>17304026
well at least you're not brainwashed like near enough every muslim. but yeah, this wont last forever, once you start making money, you can move out and stop being involved.

>>17304026

Move to America.

There is a LOT of money to be made writing books and doing TV interviews educating people about the dangers of Islam. How it isn't peaceful at all.

Honestly, you could become an ex-Muslim celebrity just for speaking out.

Uhhhhhhh anal with eggshells? Fuck, I can't think of anyone who wouldn't run for the hills at the first mention of this.

Either learn to live without this kink, or learn how to be alone, because A) that seems downright painful and dangerous, and B) I have never heard of anyone ever wanting this until now.

>>17303997
Str8 b8, aint gr8

obvious b8

anal with eggshells? what?

i will admit that i have heard of putting eggs in the pussy but that wasnt for a sex act more like just to see if it could hold in there without it cracking. weird day

>>17303966
Megumin, you may once fall everyday but you get up for it. You are the crimson demon that will serve fine wizards with the greatest magic of them all.
Explossssiiooooon.

Well, gotta say with a change of perspective your job will mean nothing to you.
So don't use megumin as a bait to gain attention on an anonymous imageboard.

>>17303966
I've had to worry about losing my job for over a year an half now. (oil field) We've had tons of lay offs at my company. The last 6 months I stopped caring for the most part though.

But if I lose my job. You know what I'm gonna do? Go get another job. I've got bills to pay and I like enjoying myself which requires a small amount of money. inb4 slave to bills n shit. It's a part of being an adult. I have very minimal debt, just a loan for my car really, most of my money is spent on entertainment and leisure stuff.

Killing yourself because you get laid off is dumb bro. Get another job or take some time off to collect yourself and relax then get back to work. Losing your job isn't the end of the world.

>>17303993
Don't relax too long though, don't become a NEET, or you'll wish you died.

You're a fucking retard for marrying her

Either that or this is bait

>>17303957
alpha fucks, beta bux.

Classic.

>>17303957
oh boy another OP thought he got him a prize. You cannot fix stupid and feel sorry for those kids

Lots of retarded people go on to live long and happy lives. Don't kill yourself.

>>17303949
I once knew a person he failed it 5 times. Now he is a youtuber with over a million subscriber.

>>17303949
Failed college.
Get on my level.

>>17303869
Why do u want to stop watching porn?

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>>17303869
You need to do things , not only fap . Like the traps/sissy, you can use chastity stuff.

>>17303869
probably best to occupy your time with other things.
you cant watch porn when your going out of the house.

So you're aware you've had herpes/sores before?

I mean you're right about the typical (whatever the fuck they are) happening rarely because I only get them once in a blue moon but I do get them one at a time though.

How many doctors have you seen because I wouldn't be surprised if this was a long lasting side effect of your original infection with a std but dumb fuck American doctors don't know what in the absolute fuck they're talking about and just telling you bullshit just to make their money.

I'm not even trying to bash on American either. I am American, I just know American doctors are absolute fucking garbage.

It isn't an STD, you're thinking of oral herpes which is on the outside. The ones I have are inside the mouth and are distinctly different.

Just every time I go to a doctor for anything ever, they're fucking useless and don't fix the problem.

>American doctors are absolute fucking garbage.

Yep.

What I would probably do is go buy a cheap mouthpiece retainer from a dollar store to separate the sores from your teeth, as rubbing up against them is probably agitating them and causing them to persist. Secondly, gargle salt water. This should reduce the swelling by pulling moisture out of the sores which will reduce their size.

Again, I'm no doctor, that's just what I would do as a DIY fix it yourself sort of deal.

>>17303830
You need to be 18 to post here.

>what do?

Move out? Cash in goodboy points for chicken tendies? Explain the whole situation in detail?

>>17303830
I'm sorry to hear that your relationship with your mother is on the rocks, but we need more information about the situation before we can offer specific advice. What happened?

On the off chance this isn't bait.

There's nothing wrong with you. Just get new friends. /thread

You seem like a nice enough person for not doing those things. What other problems do you have? Do you still live with parents? No job or schooling?

>>17303833

>on the off chance this isn't bait

this is the most bait thing I've ever seen.

Eventually sex fades into the background but just cuddling and taking about yourself is one of the best memories ever. And no friendzone shit tell him the real stuff

Wouldn't recommend it at all if you want a relationship with him.

Get his number, tell him you think he is cute etc. and see if you two click in a non-sexual environment at all

If you only like him because he is hot or something and don't really feel anything for him, then feel free to do it if you won't feel any regret later.

If you want it to be something more than just a fling, make out with him, maybe stroke his dick through his pants, but if he tries to go all the way just tell him you like him but you aren't ready yet.

I'm a guy, and speaking from experience, shit like that drives me crazy in both the bad and good ways. He won't be able to keep his mind off you. Then you can set up a date later in a 1-on-1, more sober environment, and the sex will be amazing cuz of all the tension.

If you let him fuck on night 1, chances are he will lose interest fairly quickly

>>17303504

>sociopath
>personality

if you were a sociopath you'd already be a chad.

>>17303510
I've never attempted before and when I say my personality is adaptive, I mean I have no troubles faking a personality to other people to gain their trust or acceptance

>>17303526
Man you sure are a badass.

Two friends with a similar hairline just shaved heir heads and have been much happier since. Both are in serious relationships that only started after they had shaven heads. They embraced the hairstyle and changed nothing else about them but felt much more confident.

>>17303473

it depends what your face looks like. hair doesnt float in space by itself. it frames a face. we need to see your fave to know if shaving its any good. your hairline isnt ideal but it look to me like you could get away with a slick back look liek you're doing now or maybe something a bit shorter.

i have a similar hairline and am experimenting with a hair growing pill someone on /adv/ recommended. but im only like 4 days in so cant vouch for it.

Yeah, I dont think I will look any better shaved. My ears are sticking out and I am skelly, so I would look like I just went back from a camp.
Wont post full face tho, only my family and you guys know my secret :c

>>17303351
>12-7 sleep

Go to bed sooner.

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>>17303351

>8 to 9: get ready and travel to work
>9 to 2: work
>2 to 3: travel home, grab a snack
>3 to 4: odd days i go to the gym, even days i clean
>4 to 5: shower, prepare dinner
>5 to 6: eat and relax
>7 to 10: edit, write, hangout with friends, walk dog, whatever i want, etc.
>10 to 10:30: get ready for bed
>10:30 to 8: sleep

Stop working out. You'll get 2 1/2 hours more of free time every day

Bonus: you'll die sooner