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I'm going to have sex for the first time in about 3 hours.

1. My partner is very experienced, knows exactly what she's doing, and she knows I'm a virgin.

2. Although he is allergic to latex, she is on birth control. She also wants to be on top.

3. It will be at my house. My parents will be home, but I can lock my door and play music.

4. Lastly, my penis is slightly below average, about 4.7 inches in length when fully erect.

What can I do? I want this to be as great of an experience as it can be.

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So long story short I have been having deep feelings to get back together with my ex. We dated off and on for around 6 months. During this time we had one serious break up but got back together, only to have the current break up happen roughly 2 months after the first. I love spending time with her and whenever I think about her these feelings come rushing back, but I know it will cause issues with my family and friends who all agree I'm much better off without her.

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I'm literally either working, working out, doing self-study, all the time, save when I get like 40 minutes of free time to make a non-shitty dinner every night. Hell my work and leisure outfits are all on point.

If I'm out and about, I'll see people who aren't /fit/ or /fa/. They don't give a fuck and seem just fine hitting happy hour every other day, watching Netflix, and not doing the meme self improvement thing (learn an instrument, martial art, language, lift/exercise hard everyday, severely limit alcohol, etc.)

It's fucking exhausting and I can't break this habit. I want to not give a fuck anymore. Halp

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Hey /adv/, my gf occasionaly brings up her ex when we talk, (she broke up with him a couple months ago). It didn't really bother me first, but it makes me feel like a bit of a rebound bf despite the fact she has denied this being a rebound thing and that she has said she liked me even while she was with her ex etc.

Example: I was on the phone with her and she said 'I was watching this video of him and despite him being my ex, you/we should watch this funny video he made together.'

She said she thought long and hard about it and that she really wants to be with me, I really like her back, but her bringing up her ex pisses me off a bit.

How do I bring this up with her without coming off as insecure af? Should I even bring it up? Am I overreacting? Any advice from experience etc. would be greatly appreciated.

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Is it normal for a girl who says "size matters" to find sex with well endowed men painful?

I'm 8 inches. She jumps, winces, pushes me away and squeezes me with her thighs when I go deep and hit what I'm assuming is her cervix. She seems like she's in pain sometimes and even shakes her head no when I ask if she's okay. But then she pulls me closer if I go slow or shallow.

Could it be possible that she enjoys the pain of being rammed deeply? is it normal among size queens?

I'd ask her but she doesn't like talking about sex.

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I go to sleep at 3am and wake up around 11:00am everyday. I want to shift it back by at least 3 or 4 hours. Whenever I try I always seem to slip back into the same cycle.

How do I unfuck myself?

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Whats the best way to ask for a girls number?

I have no problems with initiating conversation, building rapport, flirting and telling jokes that make girls laugh. Whats a good sign that I should ask or when should I ask? I'm just tired of meeting all these and not making anything out of it.

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Can I sue target for having gay pride merchandise but no straight pride merchandise? This is an attack on my preference of women and i feel I need some money to heal my wounds.

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What are some things I should do instead of what I'm doing right now that's a timesink?
>playing vidya
>watching anime and reading manga
>watching porn and masturbating about 6-8 times a day
>shitposting on 4chan

More productive things
>working out at the gym
>reading books
>learning a new language
>learning a new instrument
>learn about financing, investing and stocks
>learn about current events and politics
>learning to cook food
>take walks outside and appreciate my community
>read and study the Bible and attend church regularly

What else should I do?

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Ok. Help.

29 male about to turn 30.

Now, i was never in a position to consider the idea that getting married and having kids was a possible option for me, due to my financial situation / education level. Now, I'm about to turn 30 and want those things. I want to find a woman marry her and have a kid. So, I'm currently dating a 37 year old single mother of three. We have amazing chemistry and have sex all the time. and i cant give her up because I dont even know if ill actually find that girl. You know, the one they talk about. By "they" Im sure i just mean a bunch of fucking idiots that curl up in the fetal position at night because it reminds them of their mother.

anyway, i digress. What do i do? I dont want to leave the one im with, because I love her, However I want a younger girl that might want to have my baby. However, i'm not sure ill even be able to find a girl that i would even consider having a kid with but have a hard time living with the idea that the possibility for me to have a kid is already ruled out. what do it do.

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I just graduated college. People sent me checks.
It's been a while now, and my parents and I are getting questioned by people if I got their cards because all these checks were never cashed.

I don't want the money. I don't want to cash the checks. Call it autism, pride, stupidity, anxiety, or whatever. I'm just not about receiving or giving gifts.

How do I eloquently explain that I will not be cashing these checks and taking these peoples money?

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/adv/,

The other night, I was alone with a friend (I'm a guy, friend was a girl) when she randomly kissed me. I was high and she was sober, for what it's worth. She said don't tell anyone and then we kissed again. What the hell does this mean?

Backstory: when I first met her we crushed on eachother and made out a bunch, but that was nearly two years ago and we've been normal friends since. She was in a relationship for most of that time, but recently broke up.

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I'm visiting my dad currently and the other day his wife (my stepmother) was in the shower. So I secretly poked my phone camera around the corner of her open bathroom and got a few clips of her showering. I haven't been caught. But should I feel bad for this?

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graduated from university 6 months ago
>took me 7 fucking years
>18-25
>feel old
>no job, haven't done anything since
>my life has literally not improved or changed for years
>only accomplishment is completing my degree
>just wasting my life doing nothing, waiting for someone to hire me, applying to jobs. Writing emails to HR and I hate it
>applied to 100+ jobs
>don't know what to do with my life here on out
>completely trapped
>immobilized by the lack of money
>lack of direction
>have no idea what to do

nothing I've ever done has worked out for me.

I've tried to do what I'm supposed to do. I followed life's instruction manual. But I just can't get things to work for me. I'm constantly playing catch up. Constantly failing. I just want to get to a point where I can feel half way decent about my situation. My life is boring and wasted. I can't make money. No one will hire me. I'm fucking useless. I'm getting older every day and wasting my life.

I make an effort everyday to change my life but i don't feel I'm getting anywhere.

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>gf of 1 1/2 years
>just before we were official know that she was sleeping with other guy
>gf recently telling me im immature, mothered, irresponsible etc
>find out today the guy she was sleeping with was 26
>she was 18 at time

This is in the back of my mind now. I feel every-time she makes one of those comments she compares me to the guy.
what do?