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Depends on how much stuff you buy online but yea, for me it pays for itself with the 2 day free shipping for moat things

>>17329192
It is if you use Amazon a lot.

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>>17329192
Amazon Prime is 99$ a year or 10.99$ a month.
If you order over 11$ of shit a month then yeah, it's probably worth it.

What do you wanna do ? You wanna be a web designer? A web analyst? An all around programmer? A mobile oriented programmer? Database oriented?

Start with Visual Basic. Afterwards C ideally and C++ but not entirely neccesary. You may give up here.

Depending on what you wanna do from there you got too many to remember.

Start with Perl

>>17329221
Thank you for your response. I'm not sure what I would like to do in the future, at this point I want to get my feet wet and see if programming is something I can enjoy. People say it's like creating and solving puzzles, which sounds appealing.

If you're still there: is Visual Basic something I could create a working piece of software with or is it mainly a learning tool?

you don't. people talk. people gossip.

the only way you can assure people don't do this so negatively is if you become introvert and more serious with your shit. otherwise become extrovert and talkative with everyone.

>>17329130
How old is she? If she does believe what people say about other people (especially negative things) then you can't change it. If she let her behavior be compromised by what she only heard from others, then you can't do much.
Just act the way you are and if you see her, show that you aren't the guy she heard about.

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Everybody is weird. EVERYONE.

You just have to find someone with compatible weirdness.

>>17329111
Give us a detailed scenario about what your interactions together are like.

>>17329120
Like whenever we are around each other she wants to be all over me and cuddle usually, I always tell her she looks beautiful and that she's a princess and everything and throw in jokes but like its been hard getting my mind off of her so I just wanna text/Snapchat her and sometimes I send like 4 messages at a time I know that's pretty annoying but all I wanna do is talk to her

I have the same problem, I Think I come off as desperate which sucks I don't know how to fix it either

idk, but I noticed there are a lot of tall gay men. Maybe it's natures way of keeping them from procreating.

>make unfounded, dumb observation
>treat it as fact

Summer.

>>17329186
No look at the wnba not just the couple I saw

>>17329010
that's not safe for her vagoo

Please guys it's my biggest fetish

>>17329021
How bad can it be for her vagoo
It's not like it's poo

send her a dick pic, that will prove your intentions. Actions not words op

>>17328991
This. Make sure you're erect.

"Thinking of you"

>>17328986
tell her she's wrong about that and be straightforward about your wants.

So here's why I bring up kissing constantly - I feel like I've forgotten/can't do it anymore. Here comes the most autistic description of kissing you've ever read: take your pointer finger and thumb together in both hands. Interlock them with each other. That's the bare basics of how I kiss, but it feels like everyone kisses with tongue, and I just don't understand how to do that/think about it. I just sort of massage the girls lips with mine (I warned you about that autism) and switch between upper and lower lip, angle, etc. I know I used to kiss with tongue, that's how I remember the first kiss I had, but now it's all too complex. I can't visualize doing it. The last two girls I've seen have laughed under their breath upon kissing me like something was wrong or it was funny that things weren't lining up right. It's killing me.

The other thing that's killing me is that I still don't see myself sleeping with someone. I don't watch porn ever really, though I've been trying to make myself so I have a better visual idea of what sex looks like. But I don't find the old femdom/chastity shit I was into arousing anymore either, because it has fully sunk in that it was only ever a coping mechanism made by my adolescent brain since I assumed I'd never get laid then. Looking at it now depresses me, yet I'm not used to jerking off to anything else.

It's all so frustrating. I'm 22, and even though I have a better "sex life" than most /r9k/rs, I feel like I've complicated things in my brain so much more. I'm scared of never being able to get "good" at kissing again, and because that's the first thing you do intimately, that I'll never find love since girls will just notice I'm a bad kisser on date 1/2 and move on. Fucking help me, what do I do?

Bump in the vain hope that someone's willing to read all this shit.

Everyone is bad at kissing at first and while it may be a turn off for a one night stand it shouldn't be a deal breaker for a relationship/someone who likes you already. Some girls get off on breaking in inexperienced guys. First step is to stop worrying. There are 7 billion people in the world and someone will be into you eventually.

Now I'll describe tongue kissing in depth for you. Kissing is just locking lips together any way it feels good. Imagine you're gently taking a bite out of her lips with out using your teeth or tongue. Just lips. Practice taking a bite out of your finger nibbling that way. Like a horse reaching for an Apple.

Tongue should generally never go OUTSIDE her mouth. The simplest way to put it is just to rub the tip of your tongue on the tip of hers, Like two fingers touching. Don't go outside her mouth as it's gross and wet. Don't go reaching for her tonsils or teeth. Find her tongue in her mouth and flick tips with it slowly, circling it.

Generally that should work until you find techniques you like more. This is a very safe and common way to kiss that won't be that special but won't get you laughed at while you figure out what you're doing.

Also Google it online. There are tons of videos

you put down plastic

>>17328927

I feel that I am being memed at

>>17328924
Im not sure OP.
My gf likes it on her face. And its actually good for the skin, which is one of reasons why. But mostly she thinks its very intimate and sexy.But I always ask before hand anyway.
I assume its at here place right?
Just do it at your place as Im sure you dont give a fuck about the sheets n shit

Bumpity bump

If you cleaned it with rubbing alcohol in the first 3 minutes you're probably alright. Otherwise you'll need to get tested

I just wasged my hands with soap. With dish soap first then with regualr soap. How do you get tested for rabies?

>>17328853
What is that photo?

>>17328865
It's a bald guy.

>>17328865
>>17328853
His head blended in.
I honestly didnt know what I was looking at for a second kek

Friend's house, hotel, the woods, in a bush. Or just not at all if you can't manage to somehow find somewhere to fuck.

>>17328803
Since you two are obviously underage, your only options are sneaking over or renting a motel room. Don't forget a condom.

>>17328815
I don't think motels rent to people under 21 or something, I'm 20

Are you a doctor? If not, you don't know what medication you should be on.

>>17328775
But I have anxiety and it's for anxiety

>>17328786
It's not up to you to decide what medication you should be on, if at all

>>17328724
She's a bitch that hates women, be glad that she's gone and find a new group and a better friend.

You can't - just move on, and in the future, don't try to force people to do things they're clearly not interested in.

What kind of "meetings"?

Yeah, posing as someone else isn't happy. Realize that you identified a potential solution to your self confidence problem.

Try to figure out what makes these pictures of hot guys well, "hot". Then make your best strides to become like them. Realize what flaws you think you may have and work on them and try and fix them.

Basic go to advice that works with everyone:

1. Sleep more
2. Excercise more (go the gym, get /fit/)
3. Eat healthy
4. Get /fa/
5. Be more social, literally just talk to people

Use that as a starting point then as you go on more and more nuances about yourself will reveal themselves and then you can focus on improving those individual quirks that you deem undesirable.

Don't give up your own personal self image in this process though. Be yourself. Just be a better version of yourself that you know you can be~

I'm going to let you in on a fuckin secret dude.

You are that man. The man that was hitting up those chicks like a pro? That was you dude.

Yeah, being a very handsome guy will give you an easier time getting casual sex and easier time getting those first dates but it doesn't make those things impossible if you're an average joe.

Here's my advice man, walk into a women's salon, yep, a women's salon, and sit down for a haircut and ask a few of the hairdressers or even customers how you could best style yourself. If you are asking honestly and seriously, these women will answer you honestly and seriously. Trust me on that.

What you might think is your best option could be the reason you're not confident in your looks. For some people all it takes is a change in haircut or growing/shaving facial hair or just a simple change in clothing to really change their own perception of themselves and even other's.

Change something up if you have to, just always remember you CAN find women to date if you turn that fantasy persona into your reality persona.

Best of luck my friend, you suave son of a bitch.

>>17328715
walk into a women's salon

Isn't this insanely creepy?