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Think you might have broken your dick man. Kinda like how you can break the cartilage in your nose.

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>>17329903

>>17329932
I'd recommend this OP

>>17329897
The solution is to do it anyway if you want the benefits of social interaction. If you want a girlfriend or boyfriend and friends, because they're not going to be around if you neglect them. Your social life will dry up completely if you keep behaving this way. Could be autism (the eye contact thing and hating conversations), could be a personality disorder, could be something else.

If you want to go out,then go out. If you don't want to go out then don't go. I don't really see what the problem is. If you want to go out but are declining invites anyway, just stop doing what you don't want to do. It sounds to me like you don't really want any change and want to stay the same, and that's your prerogative. Just don't expect any positive change to come of it.

>>17329937
>>17329902
I don't want social interactions currently cause they stress me out, but I don't want them to. Being at parties and going on dates makes me anxious and nervous the entire time, and I never enjoy it. I see people at the same parties, or on dates having a good time and I envy them, because I want to enjoy it.

Teased out hair (maybe some light highlights in a brunette)

Smoky eyeshadow

No mascara

Very light blush

Maroon and white matte ombre lipstick

Hbu anon?

>>17329928
>no mascara
>maroon and white matte ombre lipstick
>this anon has NO idea how disgusting this would look

>>17329940
I have a pretty good idea how it looks. I like what I like anon, that's why it's an opinion. Maybe now you can contribute what you like into the thread?

>>17329867
Practice as much as you can. Even five minutes here and there can help. But please anon, make sure you practice correctly. Proper cadence, sitting position, fingering etc.

Also, in a few months I'd say (if you're good enough) you could start trying to learn songs by ear. Great practice to keep your notes in check. And it's fun to boot!

If you'd like we can talk more on kik.

Cheers anon.

Learn to breath with phrases and starts of phrases. Watch yourself play in the mirror. Count rhythms. Don't discard theory as pointless; knowing and truly understanding music theory is the difference between being someone who plays music and someone who is a musician.

PATIENCE

Many only play for a few weeks to a couple of months, get frustrated that they're not seeing the results they want, and then give up.

It takes a while to master an instrument.

>>17329866
>can you actually get charged with indecent exposure or lewd conduct for doing bdsm shit in public?
Well, evidently, you can, seeing how they did.
> can you actually get off the registry later on, lmao?
That would depend on the general laws in your country. In most, not really, to my knowledge.

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>>17329866
First off, thats fucking H I L A R I O U S.

Secondly, what the fuck is this context? At what point can you not wait for kinky BDSM Sex that you just NEED to do it in public?

People are fuckin weird

>>17329866
Yup you can get charged and put on the sex offender registry list. BSides that I wish I had a video of them doing it. We have pics of the bitch?

I should clarify that it was his ex girlfriend

>>17329837

He's most likely not completely over his ex. The sex you had with him most likely helped him. I would text him telling him to let you know when he wants to do that again.

>>17329883
This

>>17329819
Or it could be that they carry one at all times as a rule. As intended.

C'mon guy, don't take shit personally unless there's basis for it. If they acted nervous for no apparent reason and avoided being left alone with you, sure, that'd be basis to get offended. A fucking rape alarm? Nah.

At worst, they might not believe in your ability to protect them, but if three assholes jump you, don't even pretend you'd win.

ugh what a bitch id just rape her 2 teach her a lesson rofl

>>17329819
Take the batteries out when she aint lookin

>>17329817
Sex is more emotion than the physical act. Why do you think doctors dont get boners every time they do breast exams. I cant understand whats the appeal in paying for sex anyhow, cant imagine id get hard from it either.

>>17329817
Yes? You lose your virginity when you have sex with someone willing, someone who is into you, not someone you're paying.

>>17329817
sex is sex. if the dick went in, you popped your cherry, congrats.

Bumper

Bumper x2

>>17329776
>How do i be a perfectly normal, sexual person?
There is no such thing as a normal sexual person.
Since the invention of the internet, i know this for sure.

I don't know, Anon.

I've been woman-free for like 3 years, just because I guess I have no game and I'm inherently unlikeable despite pretty much having my shit together. I'm tall, in decent shape, a student, a pilot, and work for a marketing firm in a really nice city with my own apartment in a killer location. I dress well, I'm of above-average attractiveness. I go to the gym a few times a week.

Despite all this I am forever alone. Then again, I have zero interest in the vast majority of American women. But I'm basically MGTOW without wanting to be. In some ways it's cool because I have nobody to answer to except myself, and I am only responsible and beholden to myself. I do whatever the shit I want to do, when I want to do it. Now, ultimately that means that I probably don't do as much as I would otherwise do with a partner, but I'm also not much of a socialite.

But it's also miserably, soul-crushingly lonely. I've tried to just accept it and embrace it and make the best of things, but I don't think humans are designed like that. I think we need other humans, in an intimate and romantic sense. I'm mad depressed, and it just seems like it's getting worse. The only thing really keeping my going and motivated is that in a few years I'll hopefully be moving back overseas where shit was fucking baller as fuck, and my life might miraculously turn around for the better.

>>17329771
Do what you wanna do man, just don't go preaching about it how you are superior to others in doing so. Some people spruiking MGTOW act the same as religious people advertising their religion.

Do as you wish, no one really cares.

>>17329771
Also - this belief that you "have to be the man, have to be on your game, blah blah blah" only is useful if you are trying to appeal to as many girls as possible.

I know its cliche, but "Be yourself". You might not drag in as many girls as you would have before, and I can guarantee its probably a lot harder (requires humility sometimes) but being happier with yourself generally attracts people who want to help you, and enjoy your company, in addition the girls you attract you will probably enjoy their company a lot more than girls you had in the past.

if you involve yourself too much, you will make the bullying more of a problem.

I dont have a lot of experience from the parent point of view, but shoe him, that the kids that do things like that tend to have little success later on in life and that their oppinion isnt worth shit.

>>17329764
Yeah, i figured. That's why i didn't tell them to get lost.

I told him that those girls must know very weird babies that can walk and talk, write their name and ride a bike.
And that they don't seem to know a whole lot about what's a baby and what's not. (implying they are pretty dumb...)
I didn't make it a big deal and went inside with him.
I just want him to have some tools to deal with this on his own that actually work and that won't make him lose respect for himself.

>>17329774
Honestly? Talk to the girls if you can yourself. Little kids become terrified when a parent calls them out for something. Then, if they complain to their parents, you have a perfectly plausible reason.

>mid 20
She got fucked by tyrones all her life, what do you expect? Ofc it gets loose down there

what is her sexual history?

as you just lost your virginity, you probably arent yet making her cum really, because when they cum, you will cum, too.

had my ex once use a vibrator on her clit while I stuck my dick in her vagina and the moment she came, the moevement made me cum aswell without any other moving besides that.

Only a clamping vagina is really tight and there isn't a lot of friction beforehand

>>17329745
It doesn't work like that. Vaginas are elastic.
I didn't fuck with my boyfriend for a week and it took me some time to get used to his cock again, even if I have been fucking him for 6 years.

>>17329734

>Maybe I am too used to masturbating with a death grip?
I think this might be the case, OP.

I have had over 50 women under my belt. I was a MASSIVE man whore. I'll tell you, honestly, until you meet that special someone, just keep things casual. But, when you DO meet that special person, keep your dick in your pants. It's a much better feeling to vome home to loving wo!an who's made you dinner than a whore.

>>17329778
Like I said, I can't get anything casual, so what I'm asking is; am I missing out?

I don't think this is a question other people can answer for you. It depends entirely on what you want out of your youth.
For me I was in a 4 year relationship and I realised I would greatly regret not experiencing it at least. I made the right choice for myself, I'm enjoying it, but I can understand another person choosing not to give it a shot.

only option is to kill yourself, sorry op

>>17329726
It's the only way op.

>>17329719

Op I'm sure you've heard it before but you sound incredibly negative.

My advice is to stop looking at anime, get as much sun as you can, eat right and exercise and try to see the good or interesting points in what people do.

Yes, all of the kinds of people you listed exist and will continue to exist until the end of time. Instead of looking at them in disgust and immediately labeling them as "bad", find out why they do what they do as if you're studying them. You don't even have to accept what they do, it could just be interesting to look at them in a different way.

It's a whole other discussion but I used to be like you and think that there's absolutely no excuse for cheating. And that once you're a cheater, you're always a cheater. I still think it's disgusting and I would never get back together with someone who has cheated on me. But I've seen people who I would have never thought to be cheaters cheat and have come to the conclusion that temptation is a hell of a drug and can be difficult to say no to. I have always told myself that even if the hottest chick in the world spread her legs and begged me to fuck her, I would say no because I love my girlfriend. But that scenario has never come up so I don't fully know how capable I am of cheating.

if you want more stuff to happen, watch more orange is the new black

if not, watch "detailed analysis of the holy scriptures - extended edition"

alternatively, get your friend to have a threesome with your BF

he'll love it and you'll get to find out if you need to leave him because you need to explore your bi/les side

p.s. if you ask first you might get away with leaving him before having to reciprocate with your friend's BF

>>17329722
obv were both in relationships so more stuff cant happen, also i dont even like women