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>>17326144
The only people who are willing to have fatties are kissless virgins who have virgin beer goggles on, or other ugly/fat people.

>>17326144
>Can a fat girl ever be pretty

If she loses some weight so you can observe her facial structure and body features without seeing folds and chunks. That's not to say some dudes don't like fatties aesthetically, but it doesn't seem terribly common.

Yes, it is legitimately possible. Although it depends on the girl.

Either way, loss of weight is still advised for health reasons, not aesthetic ones, as obesity can bring serious problems.

Yeah.
We're typically pedophiles, though.
I hope you're alright with wearing elegant lolita dresses and calling men "daddy".

>>17322382
How small are we talking?

Try /soc/.

learn from your mistakes

try, fail, try, fail better

if it makes you feel any better i did my 4th year undergrad thesis presentation the day my dog got hit by a car

i didn't stand up, i mumbled and probably cried between slides, i didn't answer questions

i got ripped apart but still walked away with a 90 final grade

I did it by being less serious about everything. You need to find some you're comfortable with when having a presentation. So have your presentation go about dank memes or dead hedgehoges or some memes specific for your country. If I weren't known as the goofy kid (and I mean in the cool sense, not the "what a fucking idiot" sense), I probably wouldn't have been remembered very well at all, as sad as that sounds. Surely you must able to talk smoothly to your friends and family, right? So talk about something so stupid that the class-setting dissapears altogether.

For the record, I wasn't as much of an autistic loser as you are probably, so I'm not sure this works.

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>>17329350
Outcome will be same what's difference if you tell him?

Tell him. Most divorces are due to a lack of financial trust between couples. Plus if he isn't willing to support you financially when you need it, why the fuck are you with him?

>>17329366
>>17329369

risk/benefit

i know he's willing to support me but i don't know if it's worth bringing up since he doesn't internet bank or even open his pay stubs so the chances of him actually figuring this out are incredibly low

i don't like lying but i also don't like upsetting people

>give me the best of both worlds

I'm sick of you older guys stealing girls my age

fuck off :(

Go for it. I'm older than you and don't go for girls over 24.

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>>17329331
Don't worry, anon. You can do it when you're older.

Least you got a girlfriend mate.

I have been alone since I was about 20.

>>17329301
You have a girlfriend...
But you don't have friends
Error

>>17329301
>I have a girlfriend
I have friends, and I'm jelly

prob not son

I don't even run shit as demanding as what you listed, and I have 650W. Pick a higher wattage, senpai.

I wouldn't trust it.

EVGA 750 Gold masterrace

I have heard that it does. Doesn't hurt to try bro, get a amount that is fairly cheap and give it a try.

Good source is powdercity.com

>>17329253
I've heard some really nasty stuff about phenibut. I would avoid the shit out of it if I were you.

>>17329261
The liver enzyme thing? I think there is a better alternative.

Anyways OP go on powdercity and check out what they have and do some research,

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>>17329250
In my experience, it makes her start dating other guys

It works for eventually letting you get over your ex so you don't want them back. If you're not over your ex, you haven't gone no contact for long enough.

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>>17329252
2 year relationship

You think 30 days of no talking would cause her to jump ship? We talked about marriage and shit often.

This is a question I've been thinking about, too. I have Win7 on my computer, but I like it a lot. Best bet is to search google or go to /g/ when they decide not to be pretentious assholes.

I wouldn't switch but mostly because I don't like the tile format and I'm afraid my work stuff hasn't been ported over properly yet.

If you go on reddit, you will see a huge circlejerk over people pissed off they were tricked into upgrading.

I think it was and always will be made for a tablet or touch device. It's just too blocky and awkward for me when I use my parents' computers.

>>17329321
The tile shit can be disabled. It's actually fairly customisable overall, definitely moreso than 7.

7 is still reliable though. I ended up upgrading because programs I wanted to use were no longer supported on 7, and I haven't actually regretted it. It's basically win 7 with a few changes you have to get used to.

Everything looks straight* is what I meant to say

Chickens never complain. One of our chickens broke her leg after falling like 8 or 9 feet and ended up dying a couple weeks later.

Take it to the vet.

>>17329233
At least she won't cross the road.

>>17329159
Irl or in game?

It's only scary if you date crazies.

Since I only date crazies, it's exci...I mean, a little scary.

>>17329188
Irl

>>17329190
What do you like in those crazies, anon?

>>17329148
Also, should I tell the sperm giver what I've done to 'our' child bc he doesn't know I had become pregnant, just that I was worried about if I had my period late/not at all. It was a one night thing but I'm not sure if he's above the idea of contacting me for a booty call. I feel like he should know, but at the same time, I don't want him to possibly get mad and tell everyone how much of a bitch and slut I am. Which I guess desu I do deserve happen to me.

>>17329309
*guess to be honest

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don't beat yourself up over this. yes, you fucked up by having an ons. yes, you fucked up by not being more carefull with bc. but remember that a lot of girls do that and just get fucking lucky to never get any consequences from it.
it will hurt. but you'll get over it. it's like having really bad period cramps. how far along are you?
also, i wouldn't tell the guy. you already made your choice and it's not as if he can give you any emotional support since he's just a random dude you had sex with.
i also strongly doubt that he would want you to keep it.
how well do you cope with the fact that you are getting an abortion so far?

Fuck ur wife, shes a woman who openly and willingly wants to be fucked by u. Respect dat yo

done that several times. also there are certain things I would never ever do with my wife...she would call the police.

Buy your wife lingerie. It tricks your mind into thinking you're fucking another woman

Go find someone to sleep with. Just don't think about it and have wild, fun, amazing sex with the first person you deem sexy and willing. Trust me you'll feel 100x better

OP here

I'm not the best at picking up women, otherwise I'd already be taking your advice.

Where and how is the best way to pick up women for one-night-stands?

Tinder probably your best option, even if you don't consider yourself attractive you'll get matches. It's a nice confidence boost too, seeing who/how many matches you get.