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>>17329567
You must fully realize and embrace the innermost darkness residing in your cold, black heart. Then you must find a passion in which you ignite a fire of which that brings light within your soul. As that happens, your innermost apocalypse will begin, with every ounce of your soul and mind combating each other from within, fighting a brutal battle where blood will be shed. Either the light will win and bring you back into the world of which your physical body currently resides in, or the darkness shall take you to the worst path in which you will find yourself awakening in the spirit world of nothingness. It's limbo. No hell. No heaven. Just pure nothingness that only Bhudda finds peace in.

You do not want to become the nothingness.

Bring light to yourself. Consume light more than darkness. Shove a flashlight into your asshole.

>>17329567
1. Go to Old Navy
2. Buy clothes and wear them
3. Throw away all clothes and accessories you own.

>>17329695
That takes care of looking like one but the behavior remains that's the problem

I wish.
I lost 189 pounds of obese now i have all this excess skin everywhere and i feel uglier than i did fat.
If only i could get rid of all that skin

>>17329533
Go to a shrink you pussy

Might want to get therapy

>>17329532

Op cont.:

This then led me to realize that the issue probably lies in the fact that I don't really have any goals to pursue or a plan for my life to go on with. I'm just floating about like a flag in the wind going with whatever makes me happy for the moment because I simply don't know what to do with myself, what I really want and how to get it.

And then that further led me to realize that the real problem is my depressing, nihilistic perception of life that nothing I do really matters, it's all just pointless and worthless and we all just die anyway. I just don't care much about anything. Not enough to put any effort into it or try to change anything about it. Might as well just get the most fun out of it while it lasts. And that's just what I do, I've done just enough to get through school, got bored of everything back home, didn't want to go the average joe's career path so I fucked off to travel. And I don't even think I enjoy travelling much, I just want to get away from friends and relatives judging me for doing fuck all with my life. Also, these days I really don't like being alone anymore. I don't care much about what I do or don't do but I really just want to do it together with someone. Makes everything so much more fun. But that's a stupid mindset because I can't depend on others for my own happiness.

I don't really know where I'm going with this. That's just my thought process and I'm working on a way of fixing my life, find some sort of motivation and grow a pair and go on my path. Any thoughts or advice on any of my rambling is highly appreciated.

>>17329532
Hey I've been there before. The best thing to do is to learn to let go, I just live in the moment and don't dwell on the past or future. Of course still have friends, but don't be clingly once they have passes on.

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Well, could be better, indeed.

pic related.

what am i missing in this scenario?

>>17329497
Perhaps they just wanted to fool around with the naive delivery boy

skip school and studying, set a schedule for practicing each class

there are some good maps that let you 1v1 as soldier; a good way to predict rocket speed and enemy movement is just to play a lot and understand it, also you need a really good computer

>soldier
Be like all the plebs and use the black box. Just shoot where your opponent is or where they will be if they're moving.
>heavy
Try to always have a medic on you and just shoot whatever comes your way. Focus on high priority targets. Kill the medic over the scout, engine over the pyro, etc.

>>17329507
>skip school and studying
In this season? Heh.

But anyway, thanks. Problem is that I never find 1v1s at all. Just Skial servers, some idle servers and only a few times official Valve.

Either I'm a tryhard or an f2p gibus noob fgt to these people.

>>17329529
The Black Box? I always heard it was an awful, awful, awful rocket launcher to use. It looks fun nd I love its looks, but I seriously heard as much flack on it as the Cow Mangler.

Though for Heavy, my teams are always retarded, so they almost never pack a medic. In the scenario of medics not existing, what should I do? Sandvich is obvious, but I either die while eating, or the enemy team creams us anyway.

>Would /adv/ think me as a creep or something?
admitedly, that's what come to mind first thing. i think it's especially because you want to adopt a little girl.

however, i would just go to an agency and see how they handle it. i'd say it won't be easy, since even with couples, they rely on the relationship being stable and so on very much. they want the best environement for a kid, and being in a complete family IS the best environement. sure, that's just the norm. there are "complete" famliies that are utter shit and vice versa. but you would rely on an acency judging that from case to case. just give it a try. you'l lnever know unless you talked to them. then you could atleast say you tried.
have you thought about finding a girl willing to be a "baby donnor"?

>>17329417
Okay, so try to downplay the girl preference? I just would like to mix things up because I'm a guy so having a girl would put me into different situations i would otherwise not be involved in. But honestly, I'd love any gendered kid, just when I imagine having a child it is usually a girl.

I have thought about a girl willing to be a baby donor, but honestly I think I'd like to adopt a child because there are probably plenty of kids hoping for a home. I don't feel the need to have them genetically attached to me pursay. Idk, I have been tossing the idea around for a couple years and I think I would like to try, but I am honestly worried about being exiled because men don't adopt so I must be a creep, thus giving the child a hard life.

>>17329403
>no one seems to know single guys that adopt
That's because it's very difficult unless they're adopting or fostering a family member's child. Stable couples have trouble as it is, it's next to impossible for a single male.

And I promise you that you haven't thought the idea of adopting a child through properly

get a tutor

if you don't like that one get another one

i needed something similar except more geometry and physics and she helped me immensely, i got the job

>>17329397
anything online?

>>17329397
Shit, are they expensive where you live? I have never had a tutor.

You could try jumping in front of a train, but you'd piss off a lot of people. I suggest you go to /pol/, swallow the red-pill and find a reason to live there.

The only way to do it without it being horrifying, painful, permanently scarring for bystanders, or some combination of the 3 is if you buy a gun and do it way out in the woods. Trust me, I've been suicidal for a long time.

>>17329462
thanks, anon. might consider this since we have a lot of woods around here. i hope you're doing okay, though.

Sure. If you want a hobby, what matters is YOU think it's good. Not whether /adv/ agrees on it or not.

>>17329376
Try math.

>>17329382
Yeah I am downloading some resource textbooks right now should be something to keep my mind happy on my boring days
>>17329396
I hate numbers I only like didgits

>pros

feels good


>cons

cancer

i vape at home and smoke when i'm with other smokers, keeps the wheeze and horrible smell away while still playing it cool

>>17329351
Con: expensive as fuck
Con: Once classy now viewed as scummy
Con: rip health and insurance rates
Pros: your stress gone for another hour
Suggestion: buy a vaporizer. Its now the social norm

>>17329357
>>17329362
I know how vape culture is shat on nowadays and stuff but I've never heard about how effective they are. How's the cost/maintenance and is it worth? Like are they effective as cigs?

Post pics

>>17329277
Would rather not

>>17329274
In the water nobody will care. On the beach, wear a loose shirt as sunburn protection (a good idea anyway).

>>17329263
Ask yourself this question: Given the the totally unimportant and irrelevant nonentity that you are, who would bother hacking your e-mails and googling?

I guess I can probably help if you are still around OP, i work in the IT industry as a security analyst.

You say that you start having emails flooding your inbox when you start your computer right, or just a few mins after?
What is the content of the emails? do they say non delivery report or something similar by chance?

Are you running Anti-Virus? Which one?

What makes you think you are being monitored other than the email floods? anything else that makes you think this?

>>17329263
Reinstall windows and all your shit desu. You can monitor what's being sent over your internet connection with wireshark, but it takes some effort to make sense of what you see.

You won't do shit you beta faggot

>>17329235
i'd box the shit out of you if i saw you do this to a random couple.

Those guys have gfs because they offer something to women, whatever it may be, that you do not. So if what a gf is what you really want, work on that.

If you want to fight someone, do it in a safe and controlled way by learning a martial art and sparring with safety gear.

Attacking somebody unprovoked will make you look like a fucking savage pleb and get you a criminal record and probably jail time.

I think /r9k/ beat you to it, mate.

Asked meet you're then I'm Lowry, go head too babysitting todays' this weekends tooth hurts Luke Bryanna have gum bootstrap.

>>17329214
kekerino another failure to lunch, how much time did you waste on this one?
keep chasing that dream ten

This guy is your best friend? Did you make a mistake when you wrote that or...?

>>17329199
No, he really is if not best, one of my closest friends. Or well, was.

I'm kinda shocked when I saw that kind of a side of him. He has generally always been good to me, but suddenly I saw a very ugly and nasty side of him. I never thought that he'd be the one saying that kind of things to me (and I sure as hell haven't insulted him in a similar way.)

I know he is selfish, but this time it's bit over the top level of selfishness going on here. He somehow sees nothing wrong with his actions. When this matter is being discussed, he goes like "yeah I know that I am a jerk but I can't help myself and my feelings. And he doesn't like or care about you at all anyway."

>>17329197
lisa.