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Invite her to do something. if she likes you she'll go. You don't need to explicitly state that you like her; it's implied in the act of inviting her somewhere.

Man, I wish I could erase my memories of Morrowind so I could have the fun of playing for the first time again.

>>17328024
I've always heard that messaging anyone of the opposite gender on normiebook ends in tragic loss, thus the problem arises. I don't have any fear of rejection or anything, I just don't wanna set myself up for failure before the ride even begins

>>17327989
haha everytime, women make great thieves. so guys will send their girl over and get them to let their guard down so can steal something

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>>17328040
oh shit, im so dumb, gonna check if shits missing
not that theres a lot to steal, the most valuable thing I own is bed and PC, and some books. The rest is either food or hygiene setup.

>>17328069
Yeah dude. They're probably scouting the place.

If the pc is portable at all keep it at someone else house if you don't need it. Otherwise just hide it and keep it next to your bed when you're sleeping for a while.

>>17327969
impossible to tell. safest bet 1 hour.

Just jam some ice cubes up your butt. That'll cool you off.

>>17327969
It won't work, you'd be better off just turning your fridge off since it produces as much or more heat than it cools down on the inside. It would balance itself out.

>>17327955

i met my chinese gf on chatango like 8 years ago. we are now engaged

>>17328053
Really? Did an anon really manage to take the Great Leap Forward?
You're not black are you

>>17328087

lol no. we chatted online for a long time keep a friendship and then one day we met up and hit it off together. im in the military now and gonna be stationed in Japan in about 3 weeks.

Too bad she;s studying in the UK or else I'd be super close

>>17327951
Yes, she's crazy if that's literally all that happened. Don't send her anymore messages. I'd consider that maybe she was looking for a reason to make you the bad guy because SHE'S actually guilty of something.

>>17327960
Yeah she could be projecting.

>>17327960
I dunno I'm her first boyfriend and first kiss so maybe it's just her being inexperienced and worried, I'm sure she'll be okay in the morning and that he was just tired (and having family problems too) I jut didn't think she would act like I done something wrong

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Welp, good luck with that OP

>>17327925
>straight to uni without any high school transcripts

There is virtually no way to make it into a uni without any academic proof of your performance in highschool.

Just go to community college for a year and take your basic classes. There's no real shortcuts for this sort of stuff and hard work is the only way to get through it. Besides those classes are virtually the same everywhere.

However before you pick your community college make sure the credits transfer to your desired uni so you don't have to do it all over again. Also when you're taking these basic classes make sure you do really well/decent in them otherwise they might not transfer/or hurt your uni GPA.

Also you can schedule a meeting with the counselor or whatever-the-fuck-its-called in the community college and talk about academics. She/he will probably be more informative than anybody on this board.

If you can't meet with she/he then call or email them.

Good luck man.

>>17327970
Thanks bro

>>17327910
>Using strawpoll

Take a guess

>>17327910
I've also been in suicidal state; for me you need to ask yourself this.

>Are you young?

>What make you suicidal ?

>Is the thing that makes you suicidal impossible to surmount ?

>Is there a thing that you enjoy or just make you feel alive ? (example for me its /out/ that makes me feel alive)

>Have you some important thing to experience that you haven't experiences yet ? (Fuck a vagina, Love, taking LSD and some other life changing shit).

And then take decisions.

>>17328041
Yes
Blah
Yes
No
Probably but not interested in anything.

If you answered the poll, Thank you.

I was fucking floored- I'd seen the signs that she was getting more and more upset and agitated, but I had just chalked it up to her implant fucking with her emotions and the fact that her parents place is very cramped and small, and I was probably making it feel much more so- (I had booked a nearby hostel so I'd be able to give her some space, but this all happened before my scheduled time there). Either way, I came back home defeated and absolutely devastated. She really felt like she could have been "the one" for me. I tried to convince her that it was just her implant and other stressful factors in her life that were making her feel overwhelmed and that if she just gave it a bit more time, she'd be able to level out and deal with all of this without needing to break it off with me. She said that she'd made up her mind and just didn't feel the same way about me.
After all this shit, she wanted to remain friends and keep in touch because she "still cares about me" I agreed, because I'm pretty much desperate to win her back. I've dated a good amount of ladies over the span of my life, and none of them felt as important as this one does, and I'm determined not to let it slip away if there's even a possibility of it being salvaged.

Either way, we agreed that we probably shouldn't talk to each other for a little bit so we can clear our heads. I was sad, but I thought that was a good idea because it'd be hard for me to interact with her, knowing we weren't together anymore.
However, she messaged me today, just 3 days after the breakup, hoping that I was doing okay and that my parents probably thought she was the world's biggest bitch. She kept striking up conversation with me throughout the day, just about random shit, and when I asked how she was feeling she said she didn't know. I asked if anything was bugging her and she denied it, so I stopped pressing the issue. On the side, I talked to one of her friends who knows her well, and when I said that she had broken up with me, they said that sounded really out of character for her and, without me offering up any information, they suggested that it was her arm implant twisting her emotions around. I told them I agreed and gave them the specifics of what had happened and what was going on in her life- the bank fucking her over on a loan, her living in her cramped place with her parents before school started up again, and me living in the house as well for a week and probably exasperating things- and they said that what I should probably do is just wait out my month at home, and then when I head back to her area again for work, try to start it up again.

Do you guys think, given the circumstances, that I have a chance to save this relationship? Do you think based on her recent actions, she may be starting to rethink breaking up with me?

>>17327907
Hormonal birth control changes woman. She will probably find someone she likes that the implant also likes. Great job on letting this one slip through your hands just to cum in her.

you're just a notch in her belt op.

>>17327892
It's a lot more common than you think. I didn't see it before, but after a tough breakup hell, I'm a guy and i've started doing the same. It seems to be even more common with women because "feelings."

>>17327892
I mean it's probably shit advice, but I've never been cheated on, but as a precaution I cheat on my SO once (and only one) just in case that cheat one me.
That way you beat them to the punch if they cheat on you.

I mean it is shit advice. But if less people we're assholes I wouldn't have to.

>>17327878
As long as you actually eat it and don't puke it out.

>>17327889
I'm not bulimic

how tall are you?

>>17327841
They are working, schooling or l,iving there lives.

You need to ask yourself where are you?

>i also don't go where all the 20y/o females are which even further shits on my chances
Try tinder i guess

>>17327856

not looking for hook ups and I have been on okcupid for about 3 years now. zero dates.

You're still supposed to wear underwear dumbfuck.

>>17327824

I thought clothing was suppose to cover your body. Isn't that the point?

It's a habit because I've walked out in public without underwear on while wearing cargo shorts and pants without a problem.

no one wants to see your fat NEET cock, my based retard bro

inhale some sulfuric acid my main man

>>17327816
>i no longer can feel the pleasant feeling of being able to cry.

Then you are not getting out enough.

>>17327820
thats not true, i go on walks

without tears i remember it was a good feeling to be able to. if i were to break down and sob i would shed way less than a normal amount of tears just a little water and it probably wouldnt go down my cheek.

>>17327803
>this is a conspiracy, right?

Does it matter? i mean you saide you share interests. so why not check out what she is offering?

It's not a trap but it will lead to your mom wishing she aborted you.

Your mother is trying to get you laid, anon. Do you understand how grateful you ought to be?