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Depends on how long you smoked for, how much volume you smoked, how quick your metabolism is, and how long ago you quit.

Someone who runs every day and smokes once a week is going to get over it much quicker than a sedentary person who smokes all day every day.

That being said symptoms shouldn't last more than a week in most cases.

Just power through. I quit drinking(fifth whiskey/day) cold turkey and just got over it. Mind you I'm only 23, so I could bounce back better than someone who is much older.

Try exercising a bit. Take a bath and put a towel over your body. Smoke a cigarette if you have to. Just don't think on it too much.

You broke up with her. She probably doesn't want to talk to you, it's time to face reality she has moved on. You need to move on to and get on with your life. The relationship is over and sending her unwanted texts will not get you back together with her.

>>17328567
>I have depression and ruined my relationship
>I'm lonely now and have regrets, so I'll be friendly to her to trick her to come back to me
>Except I still have depression, because it's clinical problem, not something I can pretend isn't there
>And I'll just fuck up again and hurt her more because I'm selfish

Nice, OP

If she only sends one word replies, she doesn't want you.

During my months of nofap, I felt energetic as fuck - so it's kinda hard to do at first, but just keep DOING shit, keep fucking moving and put your mind into something
It could be exercise, brushing your teeth (its almost the same motion), playing videogames, programming, music, schoolwork, reading, whatever
Once you get into the groove, you'll be occupied and feel good. You'll tell yourself, "Fuck, I'm too busy to fap".

>>17328477
As soon as you have the urge, immediately drop and start doing pushups

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36InqL2FhC4

I watched this video a little while back. He takes awhile to get going, but eventually he gets to the methods.

Here's a clifnotes version for you:

1. Get out of the house, somewhere social
2. Breathe walking
3. Channel energy to third eye chakra
4. Cold shower 5 mins, man up. Jump in.
5. Just till tomorrow method
6. 50 push ups on the spot
7. Internal dialogue "What do you want?"

He obviously goes into more detail.

A little bit of information I learned about fapping that was kind of interesting to me was that it supposedly uses nutrients from your body to produce sperm. So essentially you're using up your Vitamin C and other vitamins and shit in your body each time you cum, so you're sort of depleting those nutrients from your body.

I know personally that I'm already really deficient a lot of vitamins and nutrients because I don't eat healthy or engage in healthy activities, go outside etc. The thought that on top of that I'm fapping and fapping it depleting those vitamins and nutrients hit home with me for whatever reason. Maybe that will have the same effect on you and give more motivation to resist that urge to fap.

Good luck, anon. I set out on the myself to do a 90 day no fap and failed after a week or so. I'm back on it again and hope to see it through this time.

> years go by
> be 21 years old
> more confident
> better sense of humor
> better social skills
> completely beat my anxiety
> still a virgin
> start using tinder
> make stupid puns and jokes
> getting matches and some numbers
> match with black chick
> she lives a 1 minute walk away
> comes over to my place
> watch american pie
> start making out
> take off her top
> see real tits for the first time
> thisisdefinitelyit.jpeg
> suck her tits
> make her moan and her back arches
> do this for 20 minutes
> she's still enjoying it
> try taking off her yoga pants 4 times
> she pulls them back on every time
> she still wants to make out
> this isn't so bad
> maybe she's on her period
> maybe next time
> cuddling until movie finished
> she goes home
> this is progress, right?
> one week later
> she comes over again
> exact same fucking shit happens again
> won't let me take off her pants
> fuck this shit
> tell her I need to sleep early
> she awkwardly leaves
> won't be texting her ass again

> meet another girl on tinder
> smoke weed and chill
> smooth conversation for hours
> we're laughing a lot and talking about sex
> lie about the girls I fucked
> she wants to go to my place to chill
> we sit on the couch
> listening to music
> thisfeelsfamiliar.jpeg
> put my arm around her
> she says "I don't do hookups on the first date"
> play it off cool
> chill for the rest of the night till she goes home
> one week later
> smoke weed again and watch a movie at my place
> realise I made a chill friend
> we make plans to do more drugs together
> still haven't lost my virginity

> last week
> match with 18 year old girl on tinder
> pun game is strong
> get her number
> invite her to my place
> says yes
> the day comes
> everything going good
> stops replying at the last minute

> yesterday
> match with another 18 year old girl
> make a corny joke and immediately get her number
> she's really down to come over to my place
> also bails at the last minute

I've fucking had it with these bitches I'm probably going to be a wizard soon enough.

Any thoughts or advice?

>>17328407
Damn, can you even be mad? If you don't want a relationship and you just wanna fuck, that's cool. I don't see where your problem comes in, though. Your stories were kind of vague, but it looks like the issues were just with the girls, like they didn't want it just because. I don't think you failed because you did anything wrong. Just keep doing what you're doing, and try as many girls as possible.

If you think your game is weak, though, elaborate.

>>17328244
I claim this thread in the name of Pegasus the Herald of Andraste

>>17328251
Off to a great start!

>>17328251
>Dragon Age

I thought your taste couldn't be shittier. Guess I was wrong.

Bad news is that it's affecting you negatively. Good news is that your conscious of it. You say that life seems mundane without it? Life itself is filled with ups and downs yknow. Sober people get just as bored. Maybe you're not a zombie but rather you're doing casual shit that doesn't give you a rush. Go on an adventure with friends or alone and see how you feel. You can quit too. You do yourself no good by convincing yourself that you can't. I consume bud too. 4-5 times a week I vape marijuana but a bowl usually lasts me a week. I hit it once or twice a day.

Stop smoking. Pot is not for everyone. I had to cut that shit out, you just gotta not smoke weed. Throw your stash out, dont 'just finish off what I've got left' cause that never works.

Just stop

>>17328192
>responses from people who don't really understand the ins and outs of it.

I do. I wasted many years just smoking weed. I had the same problems as you.
Quitting was hard and I'd have times where I would try to smoke it casually (and not be stoned 24/7).

Nothing worked.
Quit the weed.
Force yourself into some hobbies. Get out into the world and do shit.

I still have urges to smoke weed and on very rare occasions I do. I end up regretting it and my brain feels like shit for a day or two.

Listen to anything from David choe, joe rogan, Duncan trussell and watch thumbs up series on YouTube.

Help yourself, help others, change your environment .. try harder work harder things changed for a reason look on the positive side. Where do you live? If USA I'd recommend getting a nice van or rv and taking a road trip along the west coast and desert. Be creative.

>>17328183
sadly I'm trapped in a 3rd world south american country and there's not much I can do about it.
Even trying to volunteer somewhere else would be really expensive and an investment I'm not willing to do at the moment.
I've been thinking on moving by my own for a chance, but I've never live by myself and doing it at the moment would be really hard monetary as I see it.
Thanks for your reply.

>>17328147
Is your first priority to get a job? Logically, I think it should be, especially because you don't have your own place yet, which makes me think you're financially dependent.

I would think that, if you enjoyed your line of work, then getting a job would also provide you with that self-fulfillment that you seem to need.

>>17328108
Dude, just put some effort into getting what you want. Life is effort. Don't spend the rest of your life missing out on something you want when it's actually quite accessible.

Before you can become a carpenter you need to cultivate skills and knowledge. Before you can get a girlfriend you need to cultivate skills and knowledge. The only thing stopping you is you.

Honestly, go for it.

Do you have the finances for it though? I would pick up some sort of social hobby, online apps won't do it all.

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>>17328108
>I will spend the rest of my life alone if I don't take action soon.
>23 year old kissless virgin
>23

You fucking faggot you're still young. What? Are you going to cut yourself now?
Fucking drama queen.

Move out, get a job and then look for pussy. If you put in the effort to look good then getting some dumb female to open her legs for you shouldn't be that difficult but with that self pitying attitude I doubt any female would want to even get close to your dumb ass.

Focus on yourself before you even bother thinking about getting a gf or whatever.

>>17327819
My wife is like this. what you enjoy porn wise and what you enjoy real life are 2 completely different things

Yes, there are lots of lesbians in denial.

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>>17327819
Eventually the demon inside you will take over and your propensity to suck the souls out of men will take hold on your fragile sexuality

Templars, we must slay this demon while it is weakened

ON ME!

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

a) That teacher should mind their own fucking business. Your kid has had a rough time.

b) She does have to grow out of it eventually, maybe start encouraging her into her own bed.

>>17327690
It looks a little sketchy but it genuinely sounds like you just care about your daughter.

I would let her grow out of it at her own pace. She suffered something traumatic and awful- losing a mother and being uprooted to live with someone she's never met before. If it makes her happy, then let her.

I would ask her if she wants to sleep in her own room, but also let her know she doesn't have to if she doesn't want to. Let her decide. Don't let strangers decide for you.

I mean I wouldn't really go around telling people "yeah I sleep with my daughter" but it's not really something to hide either.

Also, kudos to you for being a really great dad. Keep it up.

>>17327703
I actually cant be mad at the teacher, because she had my daughters best interests at heart. As for encouraging her to sleep in her own bed, should i start now, or wait a little while more?

>>17327586
FUCK THAT

>>17327586
he's in a relationship with you. spends his time with you. he's intimate with you.

i'm assuming you have a past and have been with other guys. i'm sure he doesn't mind or judge you based on that information.

i suppose it's unsettling that a part of his sexual past is still around but unless you intend on giving him an ultimatum about this friend then i'm not sure what you intend on accomplishing besides making yourself out to be insecure and jealous.

he put his dick inside of that friend. she probably gargled his cum. maybe she's better in bed than you. perhaps she left him but he desperately wanted to continue being in her life.

who knows anon.

I would be ok with it if he made her a mutual friend.

>>17327367
you should go see a therapist/psychologist.

>>17327367
If a transgendered person tried to convince me that they were female and led me on for awhile before telling me of their status I'd be pretty upset. I already don't agree with what you're doing to your body and definitely don't want to be intimate with whatever you got going on down there. Plus you're being pretty deceitful by conveniently avoiding telling me.

>>17327384
I have seen so many shrinks and psychologists that some of them were still in school when I started with the first.

They do agree that I can be allowed into treatments, it is only a matter of time now. I'm not going to go for some conversion therapy nonsense.

>>17327386
How long is "a while"? Let's say someone comes talk to me in a bar. Should I say it before we head home, or before I introduce myself? How do you make that not-awkward?

>>17327336
I don't know what you're asking and why you think we can help you with it.

>>17327336
But it's so worth it, yeah? Nothing is better than pumping some banging hot girls tight body full of cum. The best part is you don't even gotta deal with her after. You could just fuck her again whenever you want. Seems pretty legit to me.

>>17327336
just stop seeing them you retard. do you have any idea how many steps you have to go through to locate, contact, meet, and fuck an escort? you can stop yourself at any point between getting horny and fucking the whore.

stop being so fucking weak.

>>17326819
HE IS BEING SWEET AND PLAYFUL WOTH HIS LITTLW COUSIN WHO PROBABLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX IS. Jesus Christ fuck off dude

>OP finds a great guy to marry
>great guy shows his fatherly traits by being sweet with his young cousin
>OP assumes he's a pedophile
You need to get the fuck off this site for a while

>>17326819
>Please, am I overthinking?
Good god yes. Not every grown man that let's a child relative sit on his lap is a fucking pedophile you psycho. He was obviously uncomfortable with what she was doing if he gave her the seat, and little girls are always grinding and wiggling their butts on stuff because it feels good to them.

Christ you've been on the internet too long.

>>17326547
>but afraid of her reaction
she will lose all respect for you and eventually stop being attracted to you.
God, what on earth would make you want to be such a literal cuck? Have you no self-respect?

>>17326583
Just think it would be hot watching her suck cock

>>17326612
Then set up a camera dude. Holy shit. You're pathetic.