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So I broke up with my girlfriend recently. She wants me back now. We have broken up three times before for various reasons so I will look really stupid for going back a third time. Everybody knows we broke up already because she went looking for attention. I do love her still but I know we aren't going to last. She seeks attention and starts a lot of fights. Both our parents don't like the relationship and all my friends hate her. I don't like hurting her but I also don't want to lead her on.
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>>17327776
What's your question exactly? I did the exact same thing you did. On the fourth time the bitch cheated on me. I think you should dump her ASAP and get on with your life. You'll be much happier without her around, even if you still love her (I did too when I dumped my cheating gf).
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My question is what should I do btw.
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You know the answer.

Cut all contact, you massive faggot.

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What are the circumstances that make it impossible to get a girlfriend?
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There's somebody out there for everyone
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>>17327727
Then there u lol jk
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>>17327727
This nigga is right though.
There are some really fucked up people with girlfriends.
There are lots of deficient people with girlfriends.
Everybody can get a girlfriend, doesn't mean the woman that would date you makes you want to date her.

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How are you supposed to find someone to date if you have a weird fetish, and are totally fucking uninterested in people who don't share it?

I've had 2 relationships. One was with someone I was sexually compatible with. That person broke it off with me, and I ruined the chance to get back together with him. The other one was totally sexless. It was like being in a relationship with a platonic friend, and having sex felt like a job.

It's by total fucking chance that I met the compatible person. Hundreds of people have messaged me on /soc/ or 4chan about my fetish but none of them are remotely interesting. They're all either ugly or don't understand the actual appeal of it.

What should I do? I feel suicidal because I don't care about any other area of life either.
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>>17327689
Er, on /soc/ or Fetlife.
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Fetlife
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What's the fetish?

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Should my girlfriend be a high school teacher or a an RN in a hospital?

We want to have 3-6 kids... I told her that working at a high school guarantees free daycare, and a bit of the summer off too....

With an RN, she'd potentially work just a few (long) days out of the week, which would help with the children as well, being home for four out of the seven days


What do you think bros?

I should note that I myself am wanting to become an RN as well (NICU)
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If she does become an RN make sure she stays as far as possible away from the ER. Being a nurse is always stressful but being an ER nurse takes it to a whole other level.

In the end though it's her decision to make and she should be motivated primarily by what she's more passionate about. BTW don't have 6 fucking kids, 3 is more than enough.
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R any of u in a university at the moment. Or are all of u just planning this stiff out
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>>17327678
I'd say teaching is a more kid-raising-friendly career, if that makes any sense.

My husband's best friend (let's call him Derek)'s wife (let's call her Christina) is a nurse and Derek stays home with the kids every day. Those are absolutely the shittiest kids I've ever seen. Constantly screaming and he never does anything about it, it's almost like he's given up. They just had their third kid, unfortunately.

Don't be like Derek, OP. Kids need their mother.

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I always talk to a whole bunch of people, i'm Pretty autistic (trying to get less in public), but still i feel like none of them actually like me, everyone hangs out with their friends and stuff and i got no one to hang out with, and none of my "friends" call me, i have to call them, that loneliness feeling has made me cry a lot, it feels very strong in me. How do i change it? i want people to invite me to some stuff and not to have to go after them and start the convo EVERY time.
Random pic
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>>17327672
Hey buddy how u doin
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>>17327677
Not so good desu
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have u ever considered getting a doge

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So I'm filling out an application and it's asking my previous work experience.
I previously worked at some retail places. but it's given my two text fields labeled:
>Responsibilities
>>Providing excellent customer service, maintaining clean area, presenting stores new promotions to our customers.
>Skills


I just copy&pasted from my resume for responsibilities but what the fuck do I put for skills?
Besides cooperation and communication what else do I put?
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What's the job you're applying for?
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>>17327645
Engineering internship
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>>17327651
Put that you have really great critical thinking skills. Find other ways to make it sound like you're really good at finding solutions to difficult problems. Play it up a little.
You are exceptional, you just need to tell them that.

How do I cope with the fact that my boyfriend of three years had a crush on one of my best and only friends.
And I don't mean, before we got together. I mean he probably still does.
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I think u need too calm down
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Honestly you're worrying way too much about this.
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>>17327681
He stalks her social media, masturbates to her, and before I caught on, talked about her constantly. But sure. I've got nothing to worry about.

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Seriously I'm close to giving uo, everyone denies me from working, I'm lose to blowing my brains out,

Pic related it's my computer
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Yes I use Windows XP
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Bumps
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>>17327607
kill yourself faggot

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How can I get a job? I just dont get it. I send in application after application and i get no answers at all.
Im a former neet now completing high school aged 23 with basically no job experience.

Wanted a summerjob to get experience but NOONE fucking wants me. I've got 1 more year of school, but i cant imagine myself getting a job then either.
I have no friends so it's not like i have any job connections.
Im losing my mind. People judge me like im fucking scum when they dont give me a fucking chance.
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>>17327584
How do you finish high school at 23? Getting GED?
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>former neet now completing high school aged 23

lol wtf did u expect? you're worse than a mexican immigrant...
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Time to volunteer, bro

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Hey /adv/, Dutchfag here, I have my driving exam tomorrow, any tips?
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Don't offer the instructor weed.
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Not from Europe, but when I took the computer-based part of the driving exam the answers were in the source code
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>>17327587
Was that in fucking Vietnam or something? Jesus.

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Hello
Long post but no shorter way to make the situation clear.

I am currently reading for a Bachelor in Mechanical Engineering with honours, and have just finished my first year, with three years to go. Engineering has been my passion my whole life and I have always been inclined towards figuring out how things work and how they can be improved and manufactured.

The catch is, engineering doesn't pay for shit where I'm from and my second interest is dentistry, which happens to pay much more than engineering since a dentist can practice independently. Private practice in engineering is basically non existant and will put me in a life of constantly kissing some guy's ass who has a three year B.Com degree, doesn't understand shit about how the product works and gets paid three times what I get paid. Choosing to go down the path of dentistry will put me three years back, as I need to re do my A levels in Chem and Bio (current being Maths and Physics), I will need to get them a high grade, probably both A's and I will have to pass through an interview. That's two years plus 5 years of B.Ch.D. A good booster is that my father is a dentist and will be able to help me through.

So that is 3 further years of engineering vs. 7 years for dentistry. I am 19. My A level Maths is A and Physics is B.

What do you think /adv/ ? Cheers.
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Don't look for the best value/effort, but for the absolute most valuable choice. If dentistry definitely gets you paid more and perhaps gets you a greater chance at getting a job (because of your father for instance), then choose dentistry. Setting yourself back 3 years might feel devastating though, but you'll just have to pull through like a fucking trooper. You can always find a good hobby if engineering is your passion.

This is of course, if you know dentistry will be the better option in the long run.
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>>17327711
I disagree with this, wealth is important but you shouldn't pursue a career you have no passion for just because it pays well. Though the pay:hours worked ratio for dentists is truly insane. It takes a lot of school though.
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I'm a musician, and I'm gonna say follow your passion. If your passion is arguing with a moron CEO about engineering budgets, then go with engineering. If your passion is having a safe career with good income, then go with dentistry.

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Back story: I was in a serious relationship with my ex for a year and a half before I had to go abroad for studies. We've met each other's parents and it was a really committed relationship. We agreed to a long distance because we promised to have no secrets between us.

However, just 3 months after I left I noticed she's been acting cold and 6 months after I left we broke up on valentine's day over an argument. I just found out now (4 months) after our breakup by logging into her fb account that she actually fell for a drug addict punk, 3 months after I was gone, and it was just a short fling as he just played her. She has conversations with her friends just openly talking about the affair.

Actually after the breakup, I suggested we cease all communications, but she insisted that we remain as friends giving me false hope that we could salvage our relationship. After reading even more of her fb conversations, she is just leading me on so that she can be with me in case she doesn't find a suitable replacement.

I never knew her true nature, I didn't know she was this manipulative. Actually I wouldn't be mad if she cheated on me and moved on with another decent guy but the fact that it was a fling with a drug addict pisses me off.

I really want to expose her to all of her friends to show her true nature. She had a conversation with her friends which said: "I'm not bad, I could be with xxxx after my boyfriend left for 3 months"

I want to login to her account and change her password and put this conversation as her profile picture.

Please convince me if it's a bad idea
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>>17327514
post pics of her

stop omitting parts of the chat you pussy.
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Don't waste any more time on her man. No point. She'll spin it that you are the obsessed ex or something. Just delete her and block all communication. She has nothing offer you anymore so no point talking to her

Don't let it affect your confidence. Her cheating is a reflection on her and not you
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>>17327529
Shut the fuck up she's a fob so it's just fob talk with her fob friend

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Yo guys, this is a silly request but I don't really know where to ask.

Anyone here have a good infographic/life hack pic about tying up someone? To a bed, or just tying up the hands. With ropes maybe, but mostly a scarf or a piece of clothes. A good website about it maybe?

I'm not a russian serial killer, it's for (consensual) sexual purposes. I'm bad at like making a knot, so tying up someone seems a bit hard for me kek.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/NmUvl

HERE U GO FAGGOT learn to use google
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>>17327558
I'm not looking for bondage. Just simple methods to make simple knots that will stop people from moving their hands. That's why I'm asking: I'm only finding this kind of bondage stuff on google.
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>>17327574
why does the context of the knowledge matter? whether it's a fucking sailor or a gimp, a good knot is a good knot.

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Dear anons, I need some advice regarding my friendship.

Been friends with this guy for 2 years, we are both in our 20s, I'm a girl.

Recently I have noticed he talks with me less and less. For example, he used to text or call me five times a day, we would talk for hours. Now he messages me every couple of days but our interactions are brief and lack the usual intimacy. He doesn't dm me funny pics on instagram, doesn't answer my snapchats, turns off fb chat. We don't live next door so most of our interactions were via social media/texts/calls. We met the university and became friends because we shared some classes. Then I changed the major but we remained friends. He doesn't have a gf and I don't think I've upset or offended him in any way. I don't get why he acts so distant and wonder what should I do. Ask him about it? Accept he doesn't want to be my friend anymore? Help, I'm really clueless.
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>>17327438

As you get older, people become busy in their own lives. It's probably nothing personal, he's just growing into his life and figuring things out for himself. If you're close, try setting up a night once a week or so where you grab coffee or something and catch up.
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>>17327438
this is some shitty bait, friend. i'll bite anyway.

>guy pursues girl for two years
>girl loves the attention and decides to string him along
>beta orbiter stops orbiting cause he grew a pair
>"wow guys, what's going on? where's my steady stream of attention?"
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>>17327438
Have you asked him?

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How do I stop sounding autistic on tinder?
I feel like every guy (I'm girl) I talk to thinks I'm fucking retarded and I know it's because I MAKE MYSELF sound retarded.
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>>17327432
Perhaps you are retarded?
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You don't sound retarded to me. Be who you are people don't like it fuckum
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>>17327432
Just ask them what their hobbies are, make up some bullshit for yourself, and ask if they wanna meet

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