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how do i not act awkward and act confident?
i havent had sex with my gf for the last few months because of it because she says shes not sexually attracted to me because of that. she says if i smoke a little weed or drink a little it helps but if i do too much of either she says its worse.

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Why does shitposting feel better than jacking off

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I've felt like I'm physically in the wrong body, like I'm piloting a vessel that's completely alien to who I really am for the longest time, and I almost constantly can't stop wanting to practically tear myself to shreds because of this. Does anyone have any idea what this could be or how I can cope with it better? I don't recognize myself in pictures and people all see me as someone I don't think I am at all

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How do you move out if you don't want to live where you are? I have a shitty reputation here, known everyone my whole life, and there's just nothing out here. Getting an apartment close to home seems hard enough but how do I get one across the country?

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So my country decided to stop Paypal completely.Do i kill myself now ?

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My home screen look too basic for me , how can I change it a bit

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What do I get my niece for her 12th birthday?

I'm a 25 year old man, I've no clue what girls that age are into.

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Part 1. My cousin who is one of my closest cousins in my life recently told me to stay away from her. The sad news is her husband died from lymphoma on Thanksgiving and now she has to take care of four kids well one is a young adult and the other is almost eighteen the other two are under ten years old. When we would see each other we weren't the closest we always needed a medium in between us like the TV or another talkative person because one on one we could never communicate much. Fast forward when she had her first child she had to move in with my family so I was there for her first child being born second and fourth. I honestly never felt really attached to her but she did, when her and her family moved nearby we would go places for her kids and it was still the same we needed that medium for us to communicate. One time one of her kids who is the teenager asked me if I wanted to go see The VVitch with her which hadn't been released yet, I said sure and asked her to remind me because I don't keep track of movies release dates I don't plan to watch so she never reminded me. When I took her kids to see Star Wars I asked her if she wanted to see it and she said no thank you I'm very picky about the movies I want to see in the theater I told her I feel the same way I barely see any movies at the theater. So I learned something new about her right there, fast forward two months Batman v Superman comes out and I only invite her sister for who I have far more in common with and don't need a medium to communicate with, the movie plays at 9:45 pm so I know not to invite her kids because it would have been well past their bedtime. As soon as I get home I noticed I have a Facebook message from her telling me that I never cared for her or her family and she never had the support from me when her husband died even though I was the only relative outside of her immediate family to visit him everyday until he died.

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Same anon as this: >>17355965

Hey I have a relationship question
>added coworker on Facebook and we got to know each other
>I had a long term LDR boyfriend at the time, but he was absent and it really wasn't a relationship
>coworker falls for me, I break up with my LDR boyfriend to be with a real boy for the first time since high school
>it was great while it lasted
>happiest I've been in years
>he even helped me lose my virginity. It was a fun experience and I even begged for more
>felt like he was too good for me, I wasn't good enough
>unstable; not over ex, things clouding my judgement from the recent break up
>break up with coworker instead of dealing with it and keeping my mouth shut
>now he is pretending I don't exist, all the while saying he cares about me and that he wants to be friends

What gives? He isn't making any time for me or effort? I already know it's time to move on, but holy shit I miss him. Being hugged, cuddled, kissed, and touched for the first time in like 7 years was awesome (no I didn't get out much).

Why is he behaving like this? Is there any hope left? I don't want to cut him out of my life because I want friends, but

Really making me feel like pic related sometimes. Ignoring drives girls nuts it's true

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Help me understand something /adv/isors.

I got a few coworkers who are submissive men. They actually enjoy being treated like shit by women, lied to, and humiliated. I never got it what broke on these people. I get submissive women because they usually get spoiled and taken care of in exchange. These men however don't get anything out of it other than being treated like literal shit, which I don't find arousing at all and throwing yourself under the bus for female attention is just crazy.

What makes submissive men tick?
Are all of them self hating and crazy?

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Ok so this is a long story but I'm kind of socially awkward and have never had a girlfriend. I just tuned 19 and I met this girl at work. We talked a bit and then she kind of asked me to the movies which I said yes. We texted for a few days and then on Tuesday we went to the movies. I think I was a bit awkward and it did not help that I was nervous as fuck. But overall I guess it went ok?. After I had dropped her off she texted me asking if I was nervous, to which I responded that I was and also apologized for being a bit awkward. She said it was fine and that she was also a bit nervous. I then said good night and she said that she does not know if I know or noticed but that she really likes me. I said the same and we said goodnight. The next day we spoke a bit during the day but I did not have much time to text her as I was working. She went to a birthday and posted on her Snapchat story some pretty heavy drinking. (I myself am not a drinker but she kind of a big drinker and that kind of turns me off a bit). She then that night posted some strange, I guess drunk thing on Snapchat about not getting a cute goodnight message. So I messeged her on Snapchat and she said she could not sleep because of drinking and so I told her that I hope she can sleep along with a kissing emoji. She responded "Aww thanks " and then we said goodnight. The next day she posts on her story that she is not in a good mood. I asked her what was wrong and she said she had not slept well. I teased her a bit and said "Are you sure it is not because of the hangover " with a winking face. She replied "Who me ? Nooo lol" She also asked me if I drink, I was honest and said I don't drink much. Later she seemed in a better mood. At night I got off work and was so tired I fell asleep when I got home. This morning I looked at her snapchat story and she apparently was just very upset at night she was was eating some icecream and posted on snapchat that she just wanted to jusr leave the house and drive.

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Anons please help me. I can't wrap my head around this.

So basically, a month and a half ago I met a friend which I greeted and echanged basic courtesy, while he was with a group of girls.


I meet him again the same evening saying that a girl of the group said that I was hot (I'm not) and such. I basically didn't give any weight to those words, since I'm a depressed faggot, former fattie without any shred of self acceptance.

The time goes on, I met the girl at the library some times, always with friends, so I didn't have the balls to ask her out. I talk with the friend again at a party, and he says she's seriously interested in me, that I'm too much for her and so on.

So now I'm getting pumped up.
I let the time pass, due to exams, personal problems and stuff, but I keep seeing her at the library, always with friends.

A friend of mine, who apparently is more interested than me at the thought of me getting laid, contact the friend again, a couple of times.


He sais that she said, that she still has feelings for his ex, she's sick and tired of introverted guys (like me) and that I seem a sad person to her, and he said that IF I WANNA GET HER, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BIG.

All of this without exchanging a word, and this hurt me really.

So I wanted to avoid contacting her on facebook, to do this with the proper way, but now I dunno what to do.

Maybe he misunderstood what she said, you know having an intermediary always trumps the message.

I dunno guys, help me. She's really cute and I'm sad that I lost an occasion like this.

What do I do ?

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Be me. Grow up in abusive house. Leave at 18 with nothing for the military. Build a family and a life. Leave military. Struggle with unemployment and homelessness for 7 years. Family falls apart. Never see them anymore. Move states away trying to find work.

Rebuild life again. Have my own place and stuff again. Lose job. Lose all my stuff. Fly back home to try college.

College is shit. Pointless debt. Meet a wonderful girl. Move away. Date for 3 years. Build a life together. Have a house, money, stuff. Lose job. Lose replacement job. Lose girlfriend.

Time to give up?

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My problem is simple.
Any time someone says a word or phrase that sounds like a piece of a song lyric that I know, I sing the verse from that song. It's starting to frustrate people around me and I'm afraid my wife will leave me over it.
I've tried to stop but it's entirely natural like breathing.

It's a lot easier through text because my head is less likely to make the connection.

An example is my wife and I got into a fight where she closed with "you're out of touch" and of course I responded with "I'm out of time". She threw me out of the house.

I'm honestly debating just finding someone who at least understands I cant stop it. Maybe even appreciates it. Just a pipedream I suppose.

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Do you believe in monogamous relationships?

Is anybody on /adv/ in a relationship, where you have sex only with your partner and do you think it works?

No judging towards any relationship-status choice needed itt.