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>>17360534

define 'bad' ?

>>17360539
As far as job prospects. I hear that over half of lawyers hate their job and are in so much debt that they can't escape the career

>>17360595

then id imagine yes. ask some lawyers though, not /b/.

look for discussion boards for people who are lawyers. they do exist, you'll just have to make an account

Is she a good dentist? If so, don't do it man. You know as well as I do that you won't be able to go back if she says no.

I just can't wait for the inevitable autism.

Listen to what I'm going to tell you to do. Word for word.

>Walk into the dentist's office
>Lean on the receptionist's desk and yawn loudly
>They'll say something like "Can I hekp you sir?"
>"Yeah, I need to speak to Dr. Susan. It's an oral emergency"
>With luck, Susan will be summoned
>Pretend to look at your nails, cleaning then with your teeth
>"Yes anon? You said this was important?"
>"Baby I can give great oral too. 9 out 10 dentists recommend my dick"

If she doesn't call the cops, you're in.

They're both important. Just do your best for the kid.

Fuck that man, just give the baby/toddler shit to do. Evolution perfected this provess millennia ago.

>>17360502
The realization that the world he lives in cannot be expressed merely in the form of dualities.

The best I can usually do is be on top until my interest runs out (pretty much immediately) change while making sure he doesn't see my face in the position I'm in and just try to play along until he's done.

I've never been good with boring tasks where I can't space out and start thinking about my own stuff, so it's really frustrating.

You might not be getting the kind of sex you enjoy, eg you are more into BDSM than vanilla sex. Your lover could also just be lousy. And if you're a woman part of it could be that penetration just physically isn't great for you, that's an individual case sadly. If so, ask him to go down on you beforehand, it can feel better after you already came.
If you are a man, check to make sure you don't deathgrip.

>>17360587
I really dislike receiving oral, it's both really awkward, unpleasant for my partner and does nothing to make the process pass by faster. Giving oral is better for the reverse reasons, unless he still wants another round after ejaculating and it'll only take longer. It's a bit of double-or-nothing.

I've tried clitoris, g-spot and u-spot stuff too, but it's boring and pointless too.

How do you know if you're into bdsm? How do you start?

Learn to be happy with who you are.

Are you 12?

Also, only real way is through surgery.

>>17360479
Life is so unfair, i want this, there must be a way!.

>>17360447

My wife is a doctor (she's in internal medicine). I showed her your post.

"Tell him to go see a doctor."

>>17360468
Thanks man. Tell your wife thanks.

>>17360447
Classic supraspinatus tear

It'll recover in times but it can take months. In some cases, it needs surgery. Steroid injections may help short term for pain

But yeah, go to the docs

>medfag

>>17360409

I had something similar happen to me, OP.

I had just finished enjoying some Grilled Chicken Wonton Tacos, my favorite Applebee's menu item, and on the walk home I noticed a strange dog following me.

Not only had I never seen this dog before, but the dog existed in dimensions above and beyond our own, and also was not wearing a collar.

The dog, which was as tall as my navel and infinitely wide, barked once at me before subducting into the pavement, leaving no hole or trace that it had ever existed.


I think I just laughed nervously at the time, but it retrospect it was pretty weird.

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fuck, you sure that wasn't a dream? I have never felt that I was going to physically harm someone outside of dreams

>>17360409

OP, I remember my mom freaking out one night because my dad, mid-sentence, had suddenly become unresponsive and was spouting gibberish. We immediately thought, "stroke," and pushed/guided/carried him into the van while we dialed 911 and started toward the hospital.
The whole time, he continued this alien babbling, "Assla Erdve Ocsahn... Cnchike Ilqleuaasd... Relligd Hncikce Nontwo Sotca..." His eye would dart around like he was reading what he was saying.

About half way to the hospital, he suddenly spoke a normal word, "Artichoke," right in the middle of his babble. He said, "Aihsrrac Rshmip... Ctorcuss Srbi... Sipncah nad Artichoke Pid..."

A few minutes later, he did it again, this time saying, "Pretzels," and a few seconds after that, "Meatballs."

It was then that we came over a rise in the hill and on the side of the road was a Applebee's Neighborhood Bar and Grill restaurant. There was no discussion among anyone in the car, but we suddenly all knew that we were going to stop and go inside to eat, and that's exactly what we did. My dad sat down with a menu and started reading off appetizers, "Sweet Potato Fries & Dip, Mozzarella Sticks, ooh, Housemade Sweet & Spicy Pickles! That sounds good, doesn't it guys?" The rest of us suddenly all snapped out of it and asked him why he had been talking strangely earlier, but he insisted that we had been the ones talking strangely. To this day he claims that *he* had been driving *us* to the hospital when he suddenly had an overpowering hankering for some Boneless Wings.

Weird, right?

Don't do heroin?

Yeah its called death. It works great and gets rid of the whole problem

>>17360426

It's not for me, obviously

>>17360428

Guess you've never loved someone, kid

Go on Fetlife, call yourself a sadist and find a masochist. Depending on your needs, state if you want it sexual or non-sexual. Beat the shit out of a willing victim but stop when they beg you to and you should be fine.

>>17360380
Stop being an edgy cunt on the internet, listen to your mom and finish 5th grade.

Hurt yourself

Try being more optimistic.

This is part of your personality and not something that you're going to change overnight. The first step is acknowledgement: realize that you are unfairly judgmental. If you don't get along with 90% of the people then the issue is yours and you are judging on very shallow and/or trivial grounds. Also realize that you miss out on a lot of cool people this way. Hell, even if they aren't all around nice, you can still learn a lot from interaction with people outside of your comfort zone/who are not exactly on your wavelength. That you don't physically walk away means little, if you decide right off the bat that someone's not worth your time it's hard to change that mindset, and you'll perceive them from that starting point which is a shame for you more than anyone else.

Secondly, for this particular situation, a few things. If you really hate these girls and your girlfriends thinks they are amazing people... where does that difference in opinion come from? Does she have sides that you are oblivious of because you like her, that will form a problem down the road? Or are you taking the time to look beyond the shallow first impression with her (because she sparked something in you) but not her ultimately equally alright friends?
And, obviously, not being able to look beyond this first judgment will harm your relationship down the road. You are waiting for hostility and resentment from your girlfriend if you obviously look down on people not just important to her, but making up her entire social support network.
You are absolutely not being supportive by avoiding her friends whenever you can. Solely the fact that they matter to her should be an incentive to appreciate them one way or another.

Other than that food for thought I have little concrete advice but to push through your initial impression and keep trying. Even if it renders little result, at least she sees that you are really trying for her. (And not alienating her from her social circle, abuser 101 style.)

>>17360364
How though? I keep telling myself that they're just people, they're the way they are, and I shouldn't be a judgy fuck, but its ingrained in me to be that way.
And then when they say something, I cringe internally.

>>17360337
Some of the wording got off or autocorrected so pls disregards thx

You want to contact him because you felt really connected and had something in common. That's something people value. Yes he was a giant jerkoff, but you were the one who turned him on. Next time don't sleep together with guys you don't want to fuck.

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So you are mad at him for masturbating on your bed?

Well, you did not describe the situation good enough, did he do that with your consent or did he just secretly cream your place? Second would be awkward indeed.

Well, I've been with a girl that has been assaulted before but she quickly opened to me and we had sexes. Also had cuddling before.
Well, you know, the guy is there for something, I can't tell how decent he is but he is horny and want sex so I'm not sure if relationship is a good thing, depends on the guy. I could wait for mine as long as she wanted to. Anyway either put a clear "friend" line or be intimate, avoid making him your emotional tampon without profits - that's a decent thing to do.

Also my girl cheated on me once she became opened about sex, fucking bitch, don't do that.

>>17360333
1) Don't ask anyone to shank you.
2) Do not hand anyone a shank and ask them to stab you.
3) Don't wear a sign that says "Please shank me" and tie a rubbermaid full of shanks to your person during the shift.
4) Next time give two weeks notice.

You won't get shanked, but give more notice next time. Restaurant employees are paid low wages and given a bad reputation because of their lack of professionalism.

>>17360333
Just call in sick, what're they going to do? Fire you?

>>17360462
Restaurant employees don't owe anyone shit. They're paid low wages and treated like shit because it's a low skill job that literally anyone with two brain cells to rub together can do. Fuck your boss, OP.

>>17360315
(I'm 5"10/210lbs so not a whale but pretty podgy)

Why not just go with a bathing suit? There are lots of cute and flattering ones, even ones with short legs, and they are more normal so they don't scream self consciousness.

>>17360326
Post pic. We like big chicks

>>17360299

buy making money of course.

Have or make connectons.
Be ready to kiss ass, a lot, a lot.
Or leave by first chance.

join the mafia bro

that or move to Germany save money, and then move back to your country and live like a king

Well for how long have you been trying to lose weight? Also I suppose /fit/ has more answers relating this subject.

Most of the weight you lose is through sweating and respiration.

So get really hot, exercise excessively, remembering to stay hydrated. Use a stationary bike in a hot room, do jumping Jacks, go visit saunas.

Dont forget to curb your diet too. If you eat 4000 calories a day and stay fat, then eat 3000 or 2500. Your body will adjust to your caloric intake, and exercise will help.

About 3 weeks or more I eat around 1065calories