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>>17361872
You can't crave dick when you're hetero, first of all get comfortable with the thought that you are atleast a little bit bi.
If you want to stay in a serious relationship with her you should talk to her about anything and everything without any shame.
If you go fool around with other people, expect her to also do the same.

Way way back,
I someone on here posted that if you spend long enough time on 4chan you will want to suck a dick.

Leave this site for awhile.
You can't pray away the gay.
When you turn gay its not going away.

Do you think you may like it if your gf wore a strapon for you to suck off?

Next time they harass you about it, ask if they would take your place at your job so you can go to both.

Go see the grad and make sure hey see you when they walk. It's all about them, fuck the rest of those judgmental assholes

>>17361809
Let it blow over. If they bring it up ask them where were they when you graduated.

I want to settle down and find a partner to make a home with, and for that need to find the elusive gay community, which I have concluded must be in the nearest Real City, an hour's drive/train ride away. I have no other business there, and can't afford to make the trip more than maybe once every few weeks.

>>17361852
Grindr?

>>17361893
That's for hookups. I don't put out for nothing, sex is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the sake of the relationship, not a recreational sport.

>>17361772
Nypa asshat.

Additionally, post your shit script

It won't cause drama cuz both channels are new to the community and nobody knows you two.

Just say the content was stolen and provide evidence (in a video).

>>17361772
Additionally, kidspazzy gaming is a shit tier name.

You're either underaged or didn't spend enough time planning this out..
Or both

I'm extremely bad at coming up with usernames.

>>17361802
Are you 12?

Just make something up ffs. You won't get famous or special powers from a unique user name.

>>17361803
I'm more than twice that age.
Make what up? I can't just make something up, that's how bad I am at this.

Possible but highly unlikely. Too many people trying to be famous. None of them have an original bone in their body. I doubt you'd be any different.

Anythings possible. Just as possible as you being struck by lightning.

>>17361749
What if I just rap 24/7 until I stop sucking??

>>17361833
>struck by lighting
So I'll just go to Miami and hold a metal pole

>>17361711

Cry moar, nigger

>>17361777
This, suicide by cop OP, the trips demand it

>>17361711
Simple, shoot yourself. That'll be one less nigger to complain about

Imagine teaching an alien species about human nature, through questions.

>>17361669
Make enough money so that you can sabteuge countries economies and then dictate what they can do when you own their banks and politicians. If you want a guide, Google George Soros

>>17361669
Become a senator

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Anywhore, a week later she texts me on a friends phone, and sned me a 4 paragraph sob story on how she's sorry and can't live without me blah blah blah. I skimmed it and told her I didn't care.

A month (or two?) later I get another text (from what I presume is her new phone number) and she texts me again saying how she misses me and asks if I had any feelings for her and if she hurt me. I answer honestly and say "No and no. Quit bothering me. You're blocked." I blocked her number.

Skip forward another few months and I'm basically forced to set up a Facebook account if I want to keep in contact with friends and sign up for sports leagues. She finds me eventually and tries her hand at it again, literally begging me to respond. I tell her to leave me alone. She privated messaged me on my birthday to wish me a happy one. She messaged me on Christmas to wish me a Merry Christmas.She tried getting me to talk to her again. I ignored all her messages. She tried getting a couple of my friends to get her in contact with me. She tried getting my new number. She knew my schedule all too well. I really don't think about her at all, and have never felt regret over abandoning her. She's tried tagging along with groups of mutual friends (who also include girls I've had to give the ignoring treatment) events which I abandoned when I found out she was coming along.

But lo and fucking behold, this bitch is haunting me in my dreams. I dream about her at least once a week now, and this has been going on for like a month now. Maybe I subconciously want her? I dunno. It's happened recently, and I haven't heard from her in a couple of months.
What do? How do I purge her from my dreams. It actually sucks because I wake up disappointed having a dream about being in love with a qt, only to remember she's a whore. Only makes my grip on reality slip a little bit more into the 2D realm.

You two weren't exclusive and you're calling her a whore? Grow up.

Wtf did you think happened op? Either she was trying to make you jealous or was seeking affection you weren't offering up. If you hear more whoreyness from her after your bro hit you up, you're right in what you're doing. Otherwise, you are being a dick not even giving her a chance to be a good person. Whether you become friends again after the latter situation is established is up to you, but ya might as well accept the fact that she made a mistake. If she was a whore even after, you're right op.

I don't buy the context, but I'll give an opinion anyway.

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>>17361649
Vs

Honestly Spanish is my native language and I don't really get the idea of what it says. "Donde" could be translated as "where" or "in a situation in which.." But Idk why it says "no te demores" which means "don't be long" or "don't take too long" From what I understand it means that in a place where you can't love you shouldn't stay too long

>>17361611
Apparently it's a famous quote by Frida Khalo. Funny, I had no idea. Ty for making me expand my knowledge OP

>>17361625
Okay thank you but this explanation is not that satisfying.
Someone give me a better explanation.

>>17361599
Pic related?

>>17361599
So the details matter in this scenario.

A few details come to mind right away:
>Why did she "accidentally" get pregnant?
Was she on birth control? Were you wearing a condom?

I see you used the phrasing "You got your girlfriend pregnant," which indicates it's your fault. Is it actually your fault or is that just you subscribing to that feminazi bullshit that it's always the man's fault?

>What if there was the potential she could get pregnant, what would you do?
When you ejaculate into a vagina, you are taking the risk that she might get pregnant.

When she let you ejaculate into her vagina, she willingly ran the risk that she might get pregnant.

As for what I would do, that depends. DO I want a baby (the answer right now is no).

So then it becomes - Is she one of those retarded women who wants to keep babies no matter what, even if it means it'll ruin everyone's life and trample over the man's wishes for his own life? Then I would probably start manipulating her into getting an abortion.

If she had a clear head and i thought I could trust her, I would sit her down and have a clear and frank discussion about how I don't want it, if she has it then it's against my wishes, and if she chooses to have it against my wishes I will be the biggest asshole about it.... forever. Which is the truth....

>>17361603
No. It's not me.

Don't pressure her and don't feel needy. Do not think, "Oh no, she doesn't like me." It comes out in your behaviour.

Just let it sit, if you asked her out, if there was a real connection she'll get back to you. If she doesn't try again in a week then drop it if she doesn't reply.

Work on feeling good about yourself, by yourself, in your own skin and not needing people to validate your ego. You will seem more attractive to girls.

>>17361602
I really need help getting over this "feeling needy" thing. I'm not delusional about it in that I know I'm needy, but I'm trying my best to hide it. Like I'm 20 and have went to a community college for two years and the dating pool is extremely shallow around where I live. So its pretty rare for me to find someone I like.

Maybe I should just give up and wait the one and a half months before I go to a real university.

>>17361615
No, just think about what your best qualities are, and work on improving them. Work on being your best self in general. It will lead to increased confidence and come out in your behaviour. Try to establish a good support base, with your family, or with friends, or whoever you live with. Encourage good relationships in general. That'll make you feel more sure of yourself. If you don't have good friends, try talking to people casually until you find people you connect with, you'll feel more outgoing. I'm just spewing truisms but it's all applicable to you. Good luck. Good job on getting into a real university. I can confirm that as long as you're serious about your study and don't neglect it you're in for a good time. Interesting people everywhere, it's a very special unique environment. Don't miss out on your youth by not talking to anyone.

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Dating-wise I seem to attract or be most interested in mentally ill people; which is probably because I'm depressed myself; but I feel like being with someone more stable than myself would be healthier?

I like this girl; but she's REALLY into me, and I think breaking it off would hurt her feelings; and I don't want to break it off, I just feel unsure I guess

Tl;dr new girlfriend went to a mental hospital and I'm sad and want to vent

>>17361601
get the fuck out. You don't sound like a normie but you also don't need this shit in your life. Trust me I've been there, sort it out now dude.

>>17361605
You think so?
I've never been close or dated anyone who was bipolar like her but she usually has a really great handle on it; and she's a much better adult than I, self-sufficient, great professional job, etc
I've considered trying to end it a lot, but I don't want to just "get scared" because of a temporary thing.

What was your situation like anon?

>>17361590
Lmao why does it say sempai? I typed senpai

>>17361593
Lmfao *f a m

>>17361590
A lot of people do. I don't like it whatsoever, nor do I like being slave to automatic reactions and intonation, so I worked on stripping that tendency when I was 18 or so. It is now only conscious, and rarely used.

I came in this thread expecting something different though. I do unintentionally take up and mimic people's speech patterns, and if I try, I can practically mimick their voice itself. Lisps are especially catchy, and I'm good at faking them. Listening to a lot of Modest Mouse puts in this zone. Never bothered to get rid of that tendency, but as I think about it, it's fading as well.

I think it's a habit the adolescent brain is biased towards on a hardware level in a good deal of people, and it's readily developed. If you don't like it, draw it into your conscious mind, and counteract it. Eventually strip it outright. No more yeah dude man etc, and feeling like an empty facade. Just the comfortable feeling of wilful and deliberate manners of self expression that may be crafted as you choose.
(my father did this as well)