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My girlfriend left me 7 months ago after a long and serious relationship. It's my birthday soon and she has sent me a gift, we live very far apart which is probably why she told me, i don't know what it is yet.
Why would she do that, she left me, it's 7 months, when my sister left her long term boyfriend that was it, she didn't send him gifts or even text him, whereas my ex keeps texting me every couple of days too.
I do not understand because I am 95% sure she never wants to get back with me.
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>>17359441
send the gift back unopened. Whatever she does is done for herself and not for you.
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>>17359443
this. give it back.
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>>17359443
I've gotta know whats in it I'm too curious. Sending it back 6000 miles is also quite difficult or at last an expensive hassle.
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Are you suppose to say hi first? 2016-07-15 09:27:34 Post No.17359397
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Are you suppose to say hi first?
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Basically I am in a group with two girls. But neither of them say hi to me in hallways and just stare at me. One girl stares at me constantly. They are very kind though in lab and helpful.
Should I say hi first? should i be interacting with them? maybe they think i am creepy and only nice to me in lab? what do?
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First, nice picture, but probably too nsfw.
Second, you have to be 18 to post on this site.
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>>17359428
Sorry about that I didn't know about the rules. I am way over 18 man, I am just socially inept.
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Saying hi to them won't hurt, try to make small talk. They might just be socially inept too. I ended up making friends because of professors that force workshops, and I suck at social interaction.
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high school bullies became cops 2016-07-15 09:22:50 Post No.17359390
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high school bullies became cops
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is this a reality?
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reply with an opinion.
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cop here, the police is a cross section of society at large. Its comprised of many different people with different personalities who joined for different reasons. Are there assholes who joined so they could boss people around, undeniably, but they're one group among many.
Anyway what advice were you looking for?
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>>17359422
Are you American? Don't you guys do psychological screening for problematic behaviour?
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This is something i can't wrap my head around, my girlfriend seems to laugh at other peoples posts/messages/snaps more so then mine, but here's the strange part, it could be the exact same joke. With me she will just like the comment or sometimes not reply at all, where as even with her close friends she will type out "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so us!" or respond to a snap with "youre so funny! HAHAHA" or something along those lines.
I understand to an extent she is extremely comfortable with me and doesnt feel the need to play things up but i feel like shes is really comfortable with her friends too so i dont get it. I get hardly any reaction and it makes me a little jealous but more so makes me question how much she takes me for granted.
Can someone explain this to me?
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you really thought this deserved a thread?
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>>17359311
I tried google but nothing shows a similar situation, i'm just really curious if others understand why this happens, is it a good thing/bad thing?
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>>17359306
Maybe it's the way you tell them.
More likely, it's a compliment to you. She knows her friends are insecure enough to need a lot of reaction to their attempts at humor, and knows (or thinks - your post suggests she's wrong) you are secure enough not to need an exaggerated reaction.
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As someone who is seeking a career in Federal level law enforcement or intelligence and is about to go to university, what degrees help someone to stand out of the pack.
I imagine the first one people jump to is Criminal Justice but I feel that would just make me another face in the crowd of applicants. Any suggestions?
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>I imagine the first one people jump to is Criminal Justice but I feel that would just make me another face in the crowd of applicants.
And how exactly do you expect your undergrad to make you stand out? The FBI doesn't even have entry level law enforcement jobs.
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nice pic OP
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Bachelor's in Criminal Psychology (I think) is what my plan was when I wanted to do that.
But yeah, Criminal Justice, Psychology, that sort of jazz. If you want to set yourself apart make sure your record is spotless, and get good ass grades in school.
Good luck with that Anon
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Argument with a friend 2016-07-15 08:42:04 Post No.17359301
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So, a few days ago, I got into an argument with my friend. I was mostly blowing off some steam cuz a few of my other friends were getting on my nerves(he's the guy I usually go to for advice)
He replied to one of my messages, and his reply kinda ticked me off a bit. Since I was already kinda in a bad mood, it bothered me way more than it should have. I snapped at him, and the argument got kinda heated.
Originally, I was gonna just not talk to him for a bit while I cooled down, then apologize...but he kept messaging me, and the last message kinda crossed a line.
Part of me knows I ought to apologize cuz the whole argument was my fault..but I don't want to leave the impression that he can just say anything and get away with it. So I'm torn between not wanting to lose a friend, but not sure whether I can count on him to BE a friend anymore...
Am I just being stubborn by not messaging him and apologizing?
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assuming youre a girl (at least thats the vibe im getting from your post).
you came to your friend to let off steam so already they were doing you a favor, right?
what message did they send that you absolutely can not let him "get away with"?
right now you just sound ungrateful and yes, stubborn.
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>There's no reason you can't do both.
You should apologize because you know you feel it's the right thing to do, but in your message you can let them know that you felt they crossed a line(especially if they knew you would think so) and how it made you feel. See if they get any more hostile and take it from there.
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>>17359301
Notice how quick you are to dismiss your own "blowing off some steam" and "snapping at him" and how outraged you are at his responses.
Is it possible that he might judge each of your contributions to the argument the other way around?
You started the fight. If it escalated, it is all still your fault. You apologize.
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>got paid minutes ago
>really want a beer (or ten)
>but they stop selling beer and wine at 11 here, and bars close at 3
>it's almost 4:15 now
>roommate has beers, and even ones I kinda like (PBR strong)
I have money in the bank and he's long since asleep. Is it wrong to jack his beers if I replace them in the morning? It's not like I don't have the money, stores around just literally won't sell beer until 10 or 11 am.
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>Is it wrong to jack his beers if I replace them in the morning?
Yeah, kind of wrong. You shouldn't be touching his shit without his permission. Period.
But it also kind of depends on the kind of relationship you guys have.
If he's a chill guy and you guys have the kind of relationship where that's acceptable (and you leave him like a note or something explaining), sure..., but otherwise nah.
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>really want a beer (or ten)
curb your alcoholism
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>>17359277
Depends on what kind of agreement you have with your roommate. Generally speaking I don't care that much about packaged products unless you consume the last meal's worth of whatever (because I might have planned on eating that) and you replace whatever you took in a timely manner.
If he's off work and is going somewhere in the morning where he might take some beers, or he drinks in the morning, or some shit like that, then you should leave it alone. But if you leave a bunch left, let him know first thing, and then replace them immediately (with a couple extras if you want to be nice) there should be no problem unless your roommate is one of those guys who freaks out over every little thing.
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Hey /adv/
So todays a shitty day for me... i feel like an idiot but it appears I've got some sort of malware from trying to download an unsafe torrent. I was depsperate and made a stupid mistake...
So im hoping for some advice because at this point im think i kight as well take my pc somewhere like geek squad.
Here's the gist; i cant start it up in safe mode... it just doesnt allow this to happen. I think my computer was made to access msconfig and disable safemode as an option somehow... forgive me if thats a silly consideration, im not super tech savvy obviously. Anyways... this is really fuckin me up coz i need my pc and im not aure what to do... i mean, is it too risky to hust start it up and try to system restore or whatever? Of course some details are needed in order to evaluate and get an idea of what we're talking about here...
I tried getting my torrent. As soon as i started to feel suspicious, because it had me downlosding through springfiles, i started takung things down and deletung the files. Now i feel dumb coz right then and there i shoukd have done a system restore poitn and taken things mire seriously... anyways i notice a fake antivirus thing, some adobe programs and firefix all newly installed so i remove all of them.... heres where msconfig and cmd prompt started flashing... and i panic... my computer is quickly taken over and i have no option but to manually shut down.
One of the things i removed (although it seems to have alrdy affected me) is a remote control type program. I forget what it was called but it was along the lines of cml or something i hinestly cant rememver but when i googled it i found it to be some sort if agreement to give remote access. This freaked me out. Idk what to do... i really hope someone can give me advice =-= thanks in advance
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what you get for being a thief
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>>17359250
How technically competent are you?
If you can system restore that is an ok option but doesn't eliminate the risk of still being infected, If you do this i would disconnect from the internet before you boot to windows.. unplug your network cable or turn off wireless.
If you can boot to your cdrom donwload the kaspersky rescue cd, google it the instructions are easy to follow.
Safest option..
Do you have your windows dvd? or are you able to create a windows usb?
copy off your files and then reinstall.
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/adv/ seems to be where some socially awkward people congregate, well I guess 4chan in general. Does anyone here watch this channel?
I'm so enchnated by her. She's so cute and sadly, relatable. I mean, I thought attractive girls had it easy, but that's really just some of them I guess?
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*enchanted
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This channel has like 2000 subscribers, most likely no one here knows that it exists, please think a bit more before you post a thread next time
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>>17359233
I don't want to think right now.
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So I had a few dicks up my ass a few times. Maybe four. It didn't feel all that great, but it didn't hurt either. Everything was gently eased in and I kept it very relaxed and well lubed. Now my external sphincter feels looser and easier to penetrate. Nothing leaks, shit still works fantastically, it's just kind of slutty to have an ass like that. I want it to go back to the way it was, a fucking brick wall.
How fix?
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>>17359217
Stop stuffing your ass for a while, then it may return back to normal.
You fucking degenerate.
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>>17359230
I haven't stuffed that fucker in in a month, bro.
It's easy to see where it leads. The first time gives you a hint of maybe being able to feel something up there, but then it doesn't, and you have to go bigger to get the same feeling because the pleasure is actually from stretching the muscle and keeping something in there long enough to repeatedly hit the prostate. It's like jerking off, you get used to it, but you get used to it way faster because the ass is not as resilient as the dick. It seems like if you really liked it, you'd have to go bigger and keep whatever it is in your ass longer. I guess that's why gay guys end up riding horse dildos for 20 minutes just to get hard.
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go to a doctor and tell him about your problem in extreme detail
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in search of a 4chan user with initials RS? 2016-07-15 07:38:20 Post No.17359198
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in search of a 4chan user with initials RS?
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So i was on the 'write a letter to someone who won't read it' thread the other day, and just discovered a reply to my letter, and wanted to confirm the identity. Becausw it could just be another offended R, right?
But if you're an RS who likes Bing Crosby, is in love with my former best friend, and loves making me feel like shit, please hit me up. I know it's a stretch, but I'd like to apologize for the way I acted. Just talk to me, shithead.
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I'll bump this forever
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>>17359198
Seriously? What are the odds dipshit. Think rationally
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>>17359198
been looking at this picture for five minutes and I can't see how it is supposed to be a maze.
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I got a lump on my dick. It's not pimply and it's under the foreskin which makes me think it might be cancer considering how big it is.
I also read that that it can be a lymph swelling and that I should wait it out. How long should I wait it out to see?
I'm bit frazzled right now. Feel free to laugh at my panic, but some insight might be appreciated.
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how long have you been having it? has it changed at all? is it painful? if you press on it? are you sexually active?
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>>17359207
Not sure.
Just realized it today while peeing. It's not painful at all.
I haven't had sex for nearly 5 years.
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>>17359246
personally i would watch it closely for a week and if its still there unimproved see a doctor. if youre really worried or it grows bigger/painful in any way see a doctor immediately.
dont take it too easy, this is about your dick.
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Choosing a career path 2016-07-15 07:21:28 Post No.17359186
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I'm at a crossroads guys. To start off, I'm 21. I've took a couple classes in community college, but other than that have no formal education(Except my HS diploma obvi)
So, I'm stuck between two plans:
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Go to school, apply for a 4-year, or just continue to get my AS at community then transfer. Then get a Bachelors in ____(I'm unsure of what my major should be yet) then possibly enlist in the military(Most likely Army). After, I want continue to work in the medical field but I;m unsure of WHAT in the medical field(Perhaps PA?)
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Enlist in the Army, go either Ranger, or 18x(Special Forces) and work my hardest to become a medical professional doing special operations type stuff. Then get out, and use my GI Bill/TA to get my degree in something science/medical related and go to PA school, potentially.
What do? I realize my aspirations are grandeur, but I was told to always shoot for the highest I can, and I firmly believe I can do it.
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How does a dude aiming so high only manage to have a few CC classes under his belt at 21?
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I say option B but go for 68w as your MOS.
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>>17359188
Honestly? I don't have an excuse. I'm a lazy fuck and I love sitting home and not doing shit but working a dead end job or no job so I can play vidya all day.
But now I see all of my classmates and people my age, traveling the world and finishing their degrees, and I'm just a fucking loser. It's strange, because I was never like this in high school. I was so fucking motivated. I got ready to enlist after I graduated, but got cold feet and didn't.
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Yeah, if I went 68w I would either have to get an Opt 40, or drop an SF packet when I get to my unit. I honestly want to try the hardest thing the army has to offer and Ranger/SF is right up there. SO it's either go 68w with an Opt 40, or just go 18x and hope I get picked as a Delta.
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I've fucked up.
House sitting for my younger brother and I've accidentally left his Gecko cage open over night.
1 is still just sat in the cage, other is missing, its about a 3ft drop from the cage to the floor and his room is fucking messy and dark as shit.
Anyone got any tips on how to catch the bastard?? I've put a plant in the middle of the room.
Should i let the other one out and see where it goes?
Fuck I hate animals.
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Search the floor. It'll be somewhere dark until night comes and it starts moving again. It's most likely under some clothes or somewhere along the wall. They hide in the day in small places they find cozy.
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>>17359177
If I turn all the lights off and only leave its tank light on, will that trick it into walking around?
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>>17359187
no. do you become sleepy at 10am if you turn the lights off?
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hi so the dentist found 4 cavities today when i went in for a check up
will eating some candy and drinking some soda right now be a bad idea?
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>>17359165
candy and soda are *always* a bad idea anon.
but since you obviously dont care about your health (dental and otherwise) its fine. this isnt an accusation, just a statement.
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Won't do noticeable more damage
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>>17359165
U deserve 10 cavities