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Herpes

It's a lovely lady lump.

How about going to a dermatologist?
It could be serious.

Oh shit

Well she as she became sober and she felt overcamed with sex, she regreted decision to hook up and one night stand. She saw you as a agressor and did explosive retarded thing.

Now the thing is, if she feel like she has been raped (I know that's retarded) and she might pursue legal actions. Since you go to same college and I guess it would be easy to find you, you should buy her something a little present and go to her.

Now, it's not (NOT) relationship advice. It's advice of how best to avoid being called rapist (it might not happen, I don't know how crazy bitch is). So now you buy her a little gift. Chocolate, flower go to her and apologise for you behaviour (shit's retarded, I know). Say you want to go on date with her, if that's cool with her (you should be as little agressive and "alpha" as possible, unless you want her batshit crazy mind to see you as abuser). TBC

>>17357163
Well, chances are she is just normal girl, that was little overwhelmed by alcohol and sex with stranger. That can happen. You will see it in person. Might be, you will want to her to be your girlfriend. Even if it's short term, make sure, you have some evidence, whole relationship was consensual.

If she is batshit crazy kind, you need as many people on your side as you can. Dates with her, might make her think that you are in relationship and "defuse" her "rapey" accusations but you still should be prepared for it later, when you dump her (you should dump batshit crazy people). You need people that will defend you against accusations and say it was all consensual. Maybe some videos of you being happy, merry together, photos, letter, facebook chats.

Wish you the best.

>>17357102

lets start here. you say it sounds delusional but go ahead and list things about yourself that you do like, as well as a few accomplishments you are happy about.

>>17357102
you gotta remember that numero uno is the only fucker that matters in this world. start carrying around a knife and stab any dickhead who tells you otherwise

>>17357116
Uhh.. I'm good at FPS video games. I'm not particularly stupid. I think of cool ideas sometimes. I.. like my own opinion on a lot of things?

As for accomplishments... I finished high school. I "hacked" a website before. I did something I feared recently even though I was 99% sure I would back down.

That's about all I can think of for now.

>>17357119
What do you mean? Are you saying I should focus on becoming number one in some kind of niche?

Red flags for sure. How does she interact with you?

>>17357055
Things are great between us.
I honestly thought she just wanted to make a new friend but the not mentioning me thing is starting to unsettle me.

>>17357072
I understand, id feel the same. What website or app is this? Is this guy local or out of the region?

More information required.

>>17357042
He created you so he can destroy you

>>17357045
Alright, let me explain.
My dad is a very violent person. He is a woman beater as well, and would hit my mother to the point of bleeding all during my childhood. My mother never called the police because 'she didnt want her kids to grow up without a father'. She was a stupid woman.

Later then I moved far away from those assholes, but they wanted me to visit for 2 days. So I did, and I took a plane to where I am now. They told me they had changed, that they had some gifts for me and that they miss their kid. They were crying on the phone so I came.

However, my dad thought I was moving here. He said I had to, whether I liked it or not. When I said no he went phsyco and tried swerving the fucking car into a goddamn wall trying to kill us all.
I am sure that he is not afraid to murder me.

But I think he's gonna actually do it. I heard him break his TV. The room I'm staying in doesnt have a lock. None of the doors, in fact.

I'm a weak shit, and my flight isnt until tommorow.

It happens to me at least, that's for sure. It happens quite often now.

its called derealization, its a mild symptom of mental illness. its happened to me when i used to smoke a lot of weed and i became psychotic. just keep it mind that everything is real and you are still very much mortal. dont do drugs when your in this state unless youre in a safe place and you know you can firmly "ground" yourself
>some people think of it as a gift, because it can be an incredibly ethereal beautiful experience

It's not a mental illness. It's normal to just "shut off" during work. It's a good thing. The people who overreact emotionally at work are the ones incapable of doing this and cant keep a fucking job.

Its a scary word, where PTSD=potential law suit. Some people with PTSD legit snap if triggered somehow. Keep it privately with doctors only, tell everyone else its just anxiety or therapy

If they had fired you, you could have sued for big bucks for discrimination.

need cash dude. i like that route tho, panic attacks to hide ptsd. of course there is benzos

You could present the facts in front of the counselor about how non dangerous weed is, especially when compared to alcohol. Your parents likely won't give a shit but it might help the counselor take your side.

you're 24 who cares what they think

>>17357009
If you don't like their rules, move out. I usually go back to my parents house for a few weeks to save money during the summer when I don't get much business and while we never argue it does mean I don't get to do things they don't approve of, like staying in bed after 10am and going out drinking more than once a week.

Kill yourself.

Whore

>>17356998
call him and beg him not to tell your boyfriend. Offer a blowjob if he keeps his lips shut, you'll keep yours open for him.

Masturbation passes the time.

Just plain killing yourself without the fucking, cause I'm pretty sure you're not doing a whole lot of that

But for real, go on a trip somewhere. Completely change your way of living and do something out of your comfort zone

dealing with the consequences of your actions

>>17356977

first and foremost, stop treating this like a science experiment. you cannot clinically orechestrate bonds. thats just called manipulation. the hwole point is you want to feel things. so stop trying to force a scenario.

that being said, its small talk. if ur so smart to approach this clinically, than you already know what to talk about and are just being an edgy try hard faggot. talk to people about whatever you want.

general topics (That you dont need to fucking research) inclue
>wahts up?
>hows your day going?
>do anything fun lately?
>where you headed
>waht you doing here?
>interesting weather yeah?
>have you heard about XX on the news?
>>what about YY local event?

stop focusing on trying to fit in with normies and just focus on finding people who fit in with you

>>17356995
It's not about manipulating vast amounts people into liking me. I just literally hVe no idea what to say after "Hi. How are you? My name is Anon" Of course after we are aquainted we will find interests we share and can discuss, but I can't even get to that point due to not knowing what it is strangers are supposed to say to eachother.

>>17357054

literally anything. there is no list. there is no science. its just people saying those stupid things, bringing up stuff tehy actually care about, and then hoping theres common interest.

skip the retardation and go striaght to real interests.

Bookstores are a great place man

>>17356976
Try online

>>17357079
>Bookstores

But I had never read a single book in my life

>>17356958
Pity fucks. You make them feel like a good person and you get sexy times to end off on. Not too bad.

>>17357027
Not OP but I've been told that there's no such thing as a pity fuck.

>>17357035
Not OP either, but you've been lied to.

>>17356943
Contemplate on the extreme vastness of space and time and your utter insignificance. That should do the trick

>>17357006
C'mon man, I'm not 12 anymore. Although you might be onto something. I do like reading and Astronomy. Maybe.

Wikipedia has ruined me.

>>17357013
Gaze into the abyss, it's never to late.

>>17356927

depends on your definition of 'cool'

>>17356927
only if you or someone thinks it's "cool"

>>17356936
You can be a cool person with the facade of a loner but you can't be a cool loner.