How do I approach the cute girl at work? I don't normally do this kind of thing and I'm an awkward faggot.
She doesn't really work in the same department as me but a couple of doors down, so I've never spoken to her before. I just see her when I'm passing through/on my break and I'd like to progress past this.
>>17363246
You have to do some digging first. Scope out her social media. See if she has a boyfriend, or if it appears that she does.
If she seems like she does, do not approach her. You will make your work environment needlessly uncomfortable for a few weeks until everyone involved stops being awkward.
>>17363246
whichever way you want. we dont know the ins and outs of your office, so its not like we can see the opportunities you are missing. chances are that there havent been any and ur fixating on a girl you've literally never talked to, yeh?
the best thing you can do is look for an opening and take it.
>>17363256
I doubt I'll be able to find her very easily. And she works in a completely different section of the lab where I work, so even if things got uncomfortable between us it wouldn't matter because I never interact with them.
>>17363257
>chances are that there havent been any and ur fixating on a girl you've literally never talked to, yeh?
Pretty much but you'd be fixated too if I had a picture to show.
I don't have any friends, I screwed that up. I have BPD, depression, I weigh 300 pounds; no chance of having a stable relationship with people, no chance of being in a relationship.
I failed college twice, put my parents in incredible debt. Have moved back with them 5 times now. Because of my BPD, I have a tough time holding onto a job. When employer finds out about my illness, they require me to go to mandatory therapy or be fired. Oh and I have to pay out of pocket for my own sessions or be fired.
All I have is music and film in my life. I don't have any other skill sets other than jerking off and extended bad hygiene.
I'm still a virgin, I'm turning 29. I just feel so lost. I don't know what to do anymore. I don't have anyone that really cares about me. The ones that do are all gone today. Busy, vacations, work. I don't have anyone right now and I can't stop crying. My eyes are red and they really hurt to close. I don't know what the point of this post is.
I just desperately want to be normal. I just want a friend. I just want a happy birthday.
>>17363175
Listen, you keep looking for other things to help solve your problems. When you can't find those things, you try to escape. Fantasy, film, etc.
You need to start dedicating yourself to something greater. A goal, an ambition, a dream. Something that you need to sacrifice for.
Because it doesn't seem like you really sacrificied for anything in your life.
You already know some of the problems in your life. You are monstrously obese, you constantly jerk off and seek pleasure, etc.
What you need to do is develop good habits. Motivation comes and goes, but it is discipline that makes mountains into molehills.
I want you to find one problem in your life, one serious problem, and dedicate 2 hours a day to just working on that one problem. Rain or shine, 2 hours. You have time.
I would select your weight. Get your weight under control.
What you have to realize is that this will take a while. You've spent 30 years getting yourself into this mess. It's gonna take a while to unfuck yourself.
I made this for you, OP. My kitty makes me very happy. I hope he can make you smile too!
>>17363175
>>17363200
And I want to add:
>I don't have any friends, I screwed that up. I have BPD, depression, I weigh 300 pounds; no chance of having a stable relationship with people, no chance of being in a relationship.
>I failed college twice, put my parents in incredible debt. Have moved back with them 5 times now.
The reason you feel people don't care about you is because you don't care about yourself. A person who cares about themselves doesn't balloon up to 300 pounds, or constantly jerk off, or fail to wash themselves.
Start legitimately caring about yourself, and you'll find other people start to care too.
Sup /adv/
recently my grandmother died and my mom took the news badly spent all day on her bed I was beside her she was completely hysterical at first.
She went to the funeral and when I took her back home she seemed okay.
Is it normal? I'm afraid she is acting okay..
please help
>>17363159
>what is grief
>>17363165
I understand but she was okay within a day..
>>17363171
She's not okay. Everyone deals in their own way. Not everyone needs to lock themselves in their room for 3 months to grieve.
I'm confused about my sexuality.
I have a girlfriend and everytime we have sex or even kiss I get hard as fuck.
But when it comes to jerking off, I fap to gay furry and traps. Nothing else gets me hard. I tried watching gay porn and irl males don't interest me.
Am I heterosexual? I seriously don't get it
I seriously need more "kill yourself" pictures.
nah you're probably just attracted to feminine body styles and got bored of normal porn. happens a lot. I won't touch furries but traps are ok by me. I'd never date a guy tho, too fucking gay.
Sexuality and orientation dosen't exist as college kids/liberals define it.
I won't tell you the truth though, it's your job to find that out.
Is a 6.44 inch penis considered "big"? Like big enough to sastify a woman I mean. Opinions, anyone?
>>17363151
No. 7.5 inches is the average acceptable length.
>>17363160
Nah it's 8 inches or don't even try.
>>17363182
Are you kidding me? Only horses satisfy women
4chan ruined me, made me self hating person, gave me ton of new insecurities, made me hate women and made me hate people and races I've never met, it made me very depressed person.
I've been browsing 4chan for the 5th year now, I want to quit it, every time I try to, I end up having nothing else to do, or to be more clear, nothing seems as fun as 4chan is, but at this point I don't know why I keep coming back, I'm not even having fun anymore, I can't even remember the last time I had a genuine laugh, 4chan separated me from reality and everyone else, and made me hate everyone else and overall turned me into a very negative person, what can I do to fix myself ? how to uninstall 4chan from my head ?
It's your fault you retarded fag. I've been browsing this site since I was 13. I'm 20 now. My life is pretty fucking good - I moved out of my shit country, found a good job and have a gf.
You ruined yourself by thinking that you're a weirdo. You can play vidya 10 hours a day, watch anime and jerk off to CP and still be a decent person. People often ruin themselves by thinking "wow, I like browsing 4chink, I'm such a loser"
Jesus fucking christ I was a fatty when I was 13. The only reason I started working out was some guy posting pics of Snake's butt and chest on /v/.
I'm a negative person too, but instead of hating myself because of it I embraced it. I noticed how sacrastic comments tend to make people laugh at serious stuff.
>>17363147
it's not 4chan's fault, you dumb nigger. But I see where you're coming from, anon. Gonna need some more info for an advice though. What do you do in life
>>17363213
>b urself xd
>>17363219
Yeah i know it's not 4chans fault , it's my fault for letting this shit get to me, I'm a Data science student, 5'8 , 20 years old, average looking, I don't like anime and barely play video games ( 2 hours weekly or so )
What do I do?
It's been kind of stressing me because I am the last male in my family to continue the name and I am white, currently with a south korean girl. She's really sweet and cute also she's our kind of cancer which makes her interesting and unique in my eyes. But anyway to get to the point, what do you guys think about race mixing when you are the only one in the family that can continue, I have the option to literally switch the race of my family to asian, I could leave her to keep my family white but... I love her to death and I can't ever see myself leaving her. We can never seem to part no matter how much bullshit happens. What do I do guys? Make the next chapter to my family asian or keep them white?
>>17363124
Race mixing is never good, no matter what the circumstances are.
Op, don't listen to others. I can almost guarantee you aren't %100 pure blooded.
I say do what your heart wants. If you love her, then stay. Will it really matter in 50 years if you mix races?
>>17363124
is race the actual problem here, anon?
Every time I'm trying to watch porn I have to think of the girl I'm in love with. I can't even get hard from watching naked women. What should I do?
>pic not related
Photoshops, and x-rays buddy. It's kind of normal with deep emotional affection
>>17363158
>Photoshops
>x-rays
>normal
If you think garbage like that is normal then you need counseling.
>>17363121
What's wrong with jerking off to her then? As in, using your imagination instead of letting another guy use his and do a half-assed shoop of her.
>>17363121
Kill yourself faggot.
How do i get a bf?
>>17363107
put yourself in regular social situations that you enjoy. by regular i mean the frequency, not whats considered 'normal' in terms of activity. it can be anime meetup marathon parties if ur itno that. it can be rock climbing, or bars, or dodgeball, or book clubs, or whatever you like. just do it regularly
look for a guy or two who catches your interest. flirt with them. if they absolutely do not come around, ask them out or kiss them. if they say no, move on to thenext guy.
Smile and talk and touch and kiss and suck and fuck and hold hands and make breakfast and go on a trip and sleep
>>17363116
Thank you this was really good.
>>17363117
Im sad so it's difficult to smile but i'll try
i am fat and lazy
i want to lose weight so i've been going on walks
it's helping, my stomach is getting flatter and i'm happy about it
but my legs are fat and they chafe and it hurts a lot after awhile, how do i make them thinner?
>>17363070
Just keep doing what you're doing. If you're really lazy then whenever youbcrave fast food good to a grocery store and just buy a sandwhich. You'll lose a lot if you regularly eat out.
>>17363070
the key to losing weighti s diet. walking burns so few calories its ridiuclous. here are some tips.
>count your calories.
this one is obvious. i know it sounds hard, but trust me its the best. weigh your food, and google 'calories in a XX' then check the weight and do the math. the food scale is the best thing cuz it showed me how much or hwo little i was actually eating.
it makes it hard to enjoy things like restaurants cuz you cant see their calorie information, but trust me, thats only goign to help by cutting down how much you eat out.
>go low carb
my friend always says 'carbs are the enemy'. carbs like fruit are fine, but its breads and such that we want to avoid. by removing them you instantly remove a LOT of calories, which helps with the above.
instead of say, a peanutbutter sandwich, instead eat a banan with peanutbutter.
use squash or greenbeans to replace noodles. use caluflower to replace mashed potatos. simply google search 'carb replacements' and a food you like for the next best option.
>replace one meal a day with veggies
people act like its a big deal, but its not. just replace one fucking meal a day with vegetables. you still get say, your normal breakfast and normal lunch, but by taking what might have been a 500 calorie breakfast and making it 100 calorie, you are letting yourself maintain your usual eating habits (minus carbs) elsewehre.
>replace one day a wee kwith veggies
take a day you know you dont have much going on, liek awednesdays, and simply eat nothing but vegetables. its one day a week. its not that big a deal. tough, but its good. if you caneat nothing but brocolli, carrots, steamed greanbeans, etc. for a day, your calorie consumption will be REALLY low.
that will offset the days of the week where you know you probably went over your limit.
>>17363070
>>17363088
>hershey syrup
getting a swweet craving? bananas help me the most, they are sweet but not too specific the way berries are. its kind of like cake in texture. adding 1 tablespoon of hershey syrup is way more htan enough to drench that banana, and it only has 50 calories on top of whatever the banana has.
Lost virginity while drunk to a stripper. I feel like fucking trash, how do I get over this shit? I feel like my life won't ever be the same.
>>17363056
Well...
You fucked up
The way you fucked for the first time defines all the other times (^:(sorry, rape victims)
>>17363063
I guess now I know. Now I won't ever let something stupid like this happen again. Makes me feel a bit better. But fuck my life.
Look a the posotive side and learn from your experience
>Age
>Professional occupation/ Area of studies
>Number of sexual partners
>Number of relationships
>Something random about you/ how are you feeling
22
Journalism
3
3
Lately, I´ve been getting this weird feeling when I´m around friends that I´m not actually there, and when that happens, I have to be alone for that feeling to pass
How is this advice? Fuck off you /b/ shitstain
>>17363048
>23
>I studied film and do it on an indie level, but my current job is managing a business for a Psychic
>too many sexual to count, very slutty faggot here
>nine relationships that i count so far, but my memory is swiss cheese due to recent brain damage
>since the brain damage i seem unable to write the way i could before and it scares the shit out of me, but im slowly fading out social obligations and devoting more itme to it starting tomorrow.
>>17363048
i felt that a lot this year too man. there came a point where my best friend refused to see me outside of a group setting. to him I had simply become another challenger on board games, not someone to bond with.
>
>>17363048
>23
>Shit jobs, looking to get qualifications of a translator and a programmer.Also going to college and perhaps studying something nice in the future
>3
>1
>I feel like utter crap, thank you. My favorite color is purple and I'd probably hate your guts.
Femanons, I need some help. My menstrual cramps are always excruciating and at this time I'm having them. I'm going to the doctor to find out what's wrong (it's probably brucellosis or Lyme, yay) but until then what are your methods of alleviating the pain without stopping the flow? I find that taking painkillers like Aleve and Advil somehow makes me feel worse.
Using a heating pad can help alleviate it some.
>>17363043
Thanks... I usually use about a billion hot water bottles... but why not both?
>>17363037
I used to have excruciating cramps monthly that induced vomiting and other awful shit. I found out I have cysts in my uterus and the only thing I can do is take birth control to alleviate the symptoms. That's probably your issue if this is a consistent thing.
Hot showers, stretching, and weed if you can.
No one responded on /biz/ but what do you guys think?
>Apply for a good job I'm actually qualified for at company.
>Get a response from recruiting team.
>Email back and forth with this person for a week and set up a phone interview.
>Phone interview goes very positively. I have great answers for all the questions they ask. They seem very responsive. They talk to me like I've already got the job and we're just smoothing out the details.
>Say they'll contact me next week to set up an in-person interview.
>They contact me again, but instead of setting up an in-person interview I got this response:
>Hi, sorry for the delay. We are currently reorganizing our sourcing team and re-evaluating all open positions. We will have an update for you in 3 weeks.
So, this means I'm out of the running right? What else could re-evaluating all open positions mean? Although, if they're just not going to hire me, why tell me to wait three weeks?
This fucking sucks. After that phone interview went so well I thought for sure I was going to get this job. I've been unemployed for six months. I need a fucking job now. If I'm still in the running, I could wait another three weeks. But it's still bullshit.
>>17363031
This seems too specific to merit a useful response. If you think things went fine then give it some time, but always have options.
>>17363031
Never wait. Always continue the search.
>>17363225
Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to keep applying. I'm asking for advice on interpreting what they told me though.
It's break and my parents want to go on a family vacation while I'm still home. They asked me about places I want to go, and my number one choice is Japan since I have friends there, as well as weebshit. Thing is, I don't think I would be comfortable going with parents. Last year when I went to Japan alone, I really enjoyed not being dragged around to places I didn't want to go, and not having relatives look through my purchases. My parents and I don't share the same interests and I feel that if we were to take a vacation to Japan, it wouldn't be an enjoyable experience for anyone.
>>17363015
then go somewhere you think you would enjoy as a family.
protip: if ur answer is 'I DONT THINK ID ENJOY ANY VACATION WITH MY FAMILY'
then you are spoiled fucking shit who cant see anything beyond himself.
>>17363015
pick another destination?
But go with your parents in any case, unless you really find something worth doing with someone else. You won't have much more chances to travel with them, and you will regret not goint on a family vacation in a few years time.
At least it's me, 10 years later now I regret staying home while my parents travelled...
Plan some places that you all want to go to together ahead of time, and propose that you spend some parts of the trip split up to do your own things.
> I really enjoy not having relatives look through my purchases
Can you explain why that is? I know that I have a relative that is a bit more frugal than me and gets on my case about spending too much money on pretty much everything that I don't get the best deal on. Is it like that? Or do you just not want you're family seeing you buy weeb souvenirs and call you childish? Or are some of your purchases possible to interpret as perverted in nature? Is it your own money you'll be spending, or theirs? If it's your money, can't you just tell them to mind their own business or are you worried about their judgement anyway?