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What fucking kind of question is that
Be outgoing, stay in shape. You don't have to be chad unless you're aiming to fuck every girl in the school

>>17393608
It's the question of someone really socially inept, I'l keep that in mind, thanks

>>17393619
Well, has being socially inept helped you so far? Why would you stay that way?

condoms are perfectly fine you fucking autist

either that, or birth control

if you want to avoid pregnancy 100%, dont have sex

>>17393583
I've heard abstinence is pretty good at preventing pregnancy

combine multiple birth control methods, use a condom, spermicide, and have her be on oral birth control

alternatively you could just not do dick in vag during sex and stimulate her with your hands/tongue/toys and have her finish you off in other ways

>>17393560
what is a brandon

did i miss out on some fresh meme? i've been here for a while and i've never seen it used like this, let alone heard it IRL

is it like a different version of chad?

>>17393569

Brandon started with the kid that kept posting pictures of him looking depressed all over 4chan and asking why no one liked him. Eventually, on /adv/, anyone who posted recurring shit became another Brandon - like the guy obsessed with careers and languages, the guy who asks about moving to big cities without a decent job, etc.

Turbo is this recurring dude that bounces between /fit/ and here talking about being obsessed with finally fucking a girl, going so far as to say he wanted to join the peace corps to rape women in other countries, but could get away because he can run his fat ass really fast in short distances.

>>17393557
>movie at the mall and other mall things

Tip: Never take a girl out to the movies or the mall. I know you're a poorfag, but you probably don't wanna do that

>ideas
Restaurant, a festival/flea market, the park, a coffee shop, a bike ride, arcade, bowling, roller blading/ice skating. You essentially want to do something fun - a place/activity in which you two can just talk and build intimacy.

>when
If you went on Saturday, call her today or tomorrow. Talk to her for a bit then set a definite date later this week. You usually want to limit your contact to once a week to set up dates

If she likes you, she will usually contact you, but that usually does not start until around the 3rd date or so

>>17393557
I'd like to add a museum to a list of potential places. Personally, I found art museums worked best for me. For me it was good because theres a lot to talk about and you begin to gauge what kind of person she is and etc.

>>17393685
I'll also add this:

Try to make your dates a surprise. When contacting her, you want to make a definite date i.e a day and time, but you don't want to tell her every activity you have planned. It ruins the excitement for her. By not telling her, she'll spend the coming days thinking about your date as opposed to knowing what will happen

Simply tell her when you're going to pick her up. If she asks what you're going to do, just be really vague, or say it'll be a surprise

hi im a girl and i won't date any guy who is white or above 5'8"

>>17393559
eyy bby lets fuck

>>17393543
Any woman you meet will think someone is more attractive than you. Just like you will think someone is more attractive than her. Whether that be Brad Pitt, Beyonce, or the hot waiter/waitress at the restaurant you two visit. There will always be someone objectively better than either of you. The difference is the respect, love, and loyalty the two of you share for each other that keeps you from being unfaithful. You just have to find someone who feels as strongly about you as you do about them and that can be tricky but it's worth it when you finally do. As far as not being tall and white. I'll admit tall is an advantage but here are many parts that make up a person and there are plenty of "Chad" types who are short, I've met many of them. It's who you are as a person overall. As far as not beimg white, women really don't care that's just some 4chan bullshit like the whole all women are heartless thing. Sure some are heartless, and sure some will exclusively date white guys but that's very few and for each of them there'll be a women of the opposite character. It's all about how well you take care of yourself and how you present yourself to get with a women initially. And who you are as a person and how well you two connect later.

All the time

>>17393538
Here's where the issue comes in. I was having some dinner with some friends last night and my dad came in to get some food from some place, not even a friend but an acquaintance somehow knew my dad (think a friend who works them told him) and they have like a 10 min conversation while he played lots of jokes.
Sounds like nothing right. Well, it's everything! 10 mins! When I stay there for a fucking whole weekend, we probably talk to each in for less than a whole 10 mins combined , and here he is spilling out details to some nobody (to him)! He doesn't do any sorts of those jokes I hear hes famed for either!
I remember when I was on vacation, I talked to him via text and during it he said he liked having the conversation with me and we should do it more often. More often? Fuck you! You had a whole 6 years to talk to me, you made fun of me and forced me into sports even though I didn't like it, got mad that I was bad and never taught me anything, even manly things, and when I did join sports you never showed up to any games, or cared to ask anything about me ! Like how I was, or what I was doing, who I was interested in, or anything about my fucking music or flute.

>>17393541
The dude pretty much expects me to be my own fucking dad cause he didn't have one. Hello, I'm 18 years old, that's not my fucking job. to know how life works and excel at it the first time with NO EXPERIENCE at all or being taught by anyone.
Not only that, he's one of the most fucking rude people you will ever speak too. Sure, when he's outside he's nice to everyone, but behind closed doors, he shows no qualms with cutting me off mid story if he deems something else is important, doesn't apologize for cutting me off, and doesn't even care to ask me to continue, NOT ONCE. It's not even enjoyable to talk to him. (1/2)
He once told me that if I don't see him as my father at least see him as my friend (something like that, I don't even remember the context). Friend? Fuck you! I don't want a fucking friend, I want a dad who gives a shit about the things I do, who at least pretends to care, and helps me make my life easier, not just some fucking monetary support. I don't give a damn about money.

I find comfort in the fact when I grow older, I will be more successful than them, both money wise and relationship wise. I'll have a wife whose a good mother to our children, never divorce, and actually give a shit about my kids's life. I do it for myself, but I also do it to show how pathetic of an excuse their "lives" are. The best form of revenge is to not imitate - Marcus Aurleius.
(3/3)

>>17393538
bump

>>17393515
kill it before it kills you. if you can manage waiting 2,3,5,10 years or up till marriage (if), i would say wait but if it troubles YOU.

>>17393525
Kill what, the RS or the sexting?

Sex is the only problem I have in this RS. As far as everything else she is great and I don't want to lose that.

I can wait a lot longer if I can keep doing what I'm doing, but as I said I feel guilty about it.

>>17393531
oh. i meant the RS, but now that you say that, i wouldnt do it. like i said if you can manage the wait but id stop the sexting, porn as an alternative is way more innocent than sexting.

if my girlfriend was to id feel more betrayed than if she was watching porn. or at least find an excuse that it isnt sexting

>>17393513
It's past your bed time, anon. Go to sleep, you faggot. You're not allowed to post threads unless you're 18 or older.

>>17393513
First what are your reasons? If you jump out of an airplane hoping for the best youll end up dead. Go prepared and with a plan, you might just make it. Give me some details

its possible, but running off to a new city where you have no contacts without any money is more likely to end with you being homeless, and that's a trap that's near impossible to get out of since no one will hire you without an address, not to mention clean clothes and basic hygiene.

If you want to escape your current living situation and make a clean break a much better route would be to join the military. You'll have a job, food, clothing, and lodging guaranteed. When you get out you'll have some money and work experience.

Prone bone.

It's the position where the girl is laying on her stomach and your ramming your dick into her from above and behind - it basically rubs that exact part of your cock against the frontal wall of her vagina. This is the one position that consistently brings me to orgasm if I get into it enough, no matter what.

if you're having problems with insubordination take it up with your manager

also if you're their supervisor and they're not listening to you just write them up for it

stop trying to "do the right thing", they're not doing the right thing by putting you in this position. Stop trying to "get them to comply without seeming like the bitch", you're their boss not their friend.

>>17393504


I report one, the other 4 will rebel and report anything and everything I do wrong, to make sure I will lose my position, then spread rumors about me. I already had a false Pregnancy rumor spread by two of them (over heard them talking to another part of their group about it) when another coworker joked about me being pregnant when I mentioned to the manager I wasn't feeling well that day while we were cleaning the back room.

You're a bad person for creating this thread.

You're fine anon. It's summer. If you wanna just chill then chill.

>>17393474
my advice is to work out in free time, real light or balls to the wall. and do something creative.

>>17393484
Thanks for being supportive, and ik i probably seem like a beta complaining but i just feel like i should be spending my energy on something towards my future thats not taking orders from my asshole boss and showing up to my summer class only to find that my professor is late and unprepared for class.

Are you the guy who made a thread about this a few weeks ago? Where you basically don't like him and fuck him over by charging him more rent than the other roommate, and you were all "our cars are more expensive, so we should get to keep them in the garage despite the fact that he'll use his less and I'll have to pay a fee if he parks it on the street"?

Since he is your tenant, warn him that if he parks in your driveway again, you will call a towing agency. When he does it, immediately call them.

>>17393483

Haha, I thought of that thread as I wrote this, but no. Pretty similar though.

Can you post a picture of it?
Also it might be a blessing in disguise. Scars look good as long as they don't make you look grossly deformed.

>>17393465
Maybe it looks really bad ass.

I think scars on girls can be really sexy.