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Run.

Bruh, those are the absolute best in bed.

It's like in their DNA to be amazing at sex, probably because if they're not already, they'll soon learn they make a lot of money being a whore, and feed their addiction all at the same time.

>>17395651
That's Hot.

Could you get your prescriber to give you medication in advance?

I could, but I'm afraid the next place might get me with the same thing blue Cross tried to hit me with, that I had a lapse in insurance coverage (due to their probationary period).

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>>17395622
COBRAAAAAAAAAA

your question is a joke. any web designer who makes enough money to live off of is too solidly booked, and location actually fucking matters cuz despite designing websites you actually need to meet with clients and advertise to them.

>>17395627
It's that bad, then? I don't mind establishing a reputation first as I currently live in a pretty big city. I'd be open to other jobs too. I figured with skype and word of mouth etc I could get by but if not that's fine.

>>17395610
I'm just going to be blunt.

This is not going to happen for you.You don't have any skills, experience, or education to warrant working remote. Don't attempt to start something yourself. It will fail.

I never used Tinder but I used OKC.

You log in, and you get tons and tons of messages. I made a point that I was going to sort through all these guys, message all these guys, find one who was right for me.

It was overwhelming. Some guys didn't take no for an answer. I felt dishonest talking romantically with more than one man at the same time. I quit the website and left a lot of guys hanging I am sure.

Online dating isn't for everyone. She probably felt overwhelmed, anxious, and really didn't want to talk. And once you neglect a guy for a day or two it gets harder and harder to go back, knowing you have to explain yourself. I don't know if you could have been different, other than taking some initiative yourself.

You didn't do anything wrong. You were just lost in the shuffle. You were one of a hundred that "hit it off" with her and got her number.

>>17395582

she probably got bored in that time. its not that you did anything wrong, but you didnt do something exceptional either.

if you want to meet her, ask to meet her. sounds to me like she got bored though. after a couple of days you should have asked her on a real date already.

2 girls
2 guys

and y'all wanna play mario kart?

why not just have a living room fuckfest?

>>17395578
Put together what money you have and play drinking games.

Preferably movie ones with rules you all come up with and agree on.

>>17395541
Shut up.

>>17395541

>save money
>go to city
>look for apartments in your area
>get a sublet spare room for the time being

its not that hard.

>>17395541
For the love of god Brandon, fuck off

I don't get it - is your current job not paying you enough? Have you hit a skill/salary ceiling?

Don't get a PhD unless you plan on teaching.

>>17395539
How long have you worked in the field? What have you done in the past and what do you hope to accomplish with this degree?

>>17395517
see a therapist to solve the suicide problem before getting a gun unless your life is immediately threatened by something

>considers shooting myself constantly
>Just want this for self defense
I assure you wherever you live, even if it's somewhere dangerous the biggest way to maintain/increase your safety is by avoiding guns. I feel the same as you, except I want it for both self-defense and a slight interest in guns. But I'm never going to allow myself to get one, because I realize that the odds of me killing myself will shoot up dramatically with a gun, and that despite the suicidal ideation I want to live.

Everyone considers shooting themselves.

I'm a gun owner on anti depressants and ponder the easy way out regularly, but I've never been cocked and loaded with the safety off pointing it at my head.

You'll need a living brain to sustain a dream. Sorry pal

No and no.
Like >>17395520 said the dreams are created by your brain. Even if a dying brain may possibly create a dream state (dopamine releasing and shit) it will cease once it is clinically dead.
And then, nothing is gonna happen, like time has stopped, even thought time has no meaning since this is a non-existent state afterwards.
Do you remember what happened before you were born? It's gonna be the same after you are dead.

If your brain dying makes you feel good then stroke victims must be the happiest people in the world.

>>17395495
Get her the morning after pill.

>>17395495
Yes, it's possible, but usually unlikely. The fact is you don't want to gamble on a percent, even if it is just 5%, even if it is just 1%.

A 2 second online search:
There are two kinds of emergency contraceptive pill. Levonelle has to be taken within 72 hours (three days) of sex, and ellaOne has to be taken within 120 hours (five days) of sex. Both pills work by preventing or delaying ovulation (release of an egg).

Go get that. Use spermicidal lube as well as condoms in future. Maybe talk to her about contraceptives (if she's on the pill, that's less chance).

>>17395502
>>17395547
Thanks a lot. Gonna buy the pill tomorrow morning and we gonna be more careful in future.

>>17395483
where did you find that pikachu

>>17395486
Near where i live.

>>17395489
what type of environment do you live in, a suburb?

>>17395481

id stop looking at porn. its oky to see the images of porn posted online as all they do is get the blood flowing and give you somewhere to put it. but if ur sitting down looking at av ideo you're gonna cum and thats no good.

save ur orgasms for ur girlfriend. it may seem tough at firstb ut once you realize you can just not masturbate, its pretty amazing. it fuels you to do other things then you ravage your girl.

also removing condoms will help

>>17395485
ya I was a furious masterbater for quite a while because I didn't have regular sex often nor the desire for a serious gf until now. thanks Im going to make it an effort to stop since this relationship is going to last a while and at least for a while the sex will be at least daily.

Look up Prolactin. Its the reason you have a hard time getting it up after you cum (aka refractory period). Youre probably a chubby guy or skinnyfat at the least. Hit the gym.

>>17395474
you don't have to finish. Don't fucking take her calls or let her in the door. What's fucking wrong with you?

>Will not stop texting me around the clock, if I don't reply instantly she'll send several more texts
>If I don't respond to any of those texts she gets super defensive, telling me how much she cares and what not, but then
>"I just can't afford to lose you right now, I don't know if I could take it"
>Will also spend days just sitting at her parents house and sending me nudes, kind of got old and awkward fast
>I tried to give her as much attention as possible because of this, thought maybe it would help, but it's draining. At one point I had my phone out around the clock.
>If I try to talk to her about this she gets more defensive, then starts a fight, and then begins saying things like I yelled at her and I'm abusive
>The other night we got into a fight over the phone and she pulled this exact BS, roommate was watching the whole time, tells me I just seemed confused and didn't raise my voice once
>A good friend and confidant of mine insists she's a bit toxic

Tl;dr
>Girlfriend has some odd behavior, not sure how to deal with it, if I should deal with it, or when I should deal with it
>Not sure if I want to break up or not or what

When things are good, it's great, but she's constantly starting shit and then putting the blame on me. At the same time she recently said some things that really like, base her own well being on me being around?
The primary reason why I haven't jumped ship yet is because I have a bunch of her stuff here and I'm not sure what a long distance breakup would do or if these problems may subside when the distance closes.
Send help

End it, dumbass. Stop thinking with the little brain between your legs and start using the big one in your head.

A great man once green texted

>You can't feel lonely if you enjoy being alone

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Volunteer, take a class, join a book club- there are a lot of ways to live a fulfilling life.

But it's not going to come to you- you have to take the first step.

If you want to feel like you're not alone, drive your car off a cliff and hope for the sweet embrace of death. Then you can see how many people miss you.

What the fuck

Is this bait?

just kys

>>17395455
Nope, that's how I feel.
I've been an asshole with a few women in the past without much regret and also a gentleman, but this time I don't know what or how to feel, I'm confused.