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I'm not sure what to do. There is this 54 year old woman at work that wants to sex me up. I'm in my early twenties. Should I go for it? A part of me wants to plow her and cum in her plus it'll be good practice but another part doesn't due to the fact that she might use this against me somehow. Also she is a bit chubbier than this pic. Keep in mind this woman has had 4 kids total in the past and has nothing to lose. Should I video tape her consenting to sex if I decide to do it? I need some advice.
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>>17454550
Bruh. If she's attractive enough for you to do it: YES. No videotapes or anything weird. WEAR A CONDOM.

Years ago, I came to this board with a similar question. This hot MILF from my first job was flirting with me. I was nervous, I asked /adv/, and I can honestly say it was the best decision that this board has ever helped me make.

It was a lot of fun, and afterwards I moved on to other partners.

Just do it, if you think she's attractive.
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>>17454550

I don't know about videotape, but sex is sex I mean. Just avoid any sort of trap, if you ever feel that she's trying to get you to do stuff or to use it against you that you fucked her, don't. That's my main concern, I don't know your situation but as long as it's a one-time event, some random sex with nothing over it, why not.
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>>17454550

Bruh, plowing a fat old chick in the plus is one of the best feelings in the world.

Plus it's a story that you can joke about later on.

DO IT FAGGOT

Just before not to hammer her like the Thors hammer or you may break her hip.

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I want to move out of my parents house and rent an apartment. However, all I have is a shitty job on minimum wage. Not good to live off of. I'm still looking at my options.

>Getting an associates degree in community college, but I'm not sure if those are practical
>Going to a trade for broadcasting, but stuff like that sounds very scarce
>Working in receiving doesn't sounds that bad, but I have shit for experience and my last receiving job was in high school.
>Thinking about getting a bartering licenses, but heard some negative things about the job.

Those are just some ideas. Are any of them unrealistic?
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Depends on how quickly you want to move out. If you want to move out as soon as possible then try to find a higher paying job while also looking for a room mate or two to cut down on costs.
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>>17454530
Find someone renting a room to help with costs. Try finding a month by month, don't get locked down in a year contract because the place could be a shithole or the room mate an asshole.

So long as you manage you finances renting isn't too bad. Renting alone is a bit harder since higher costs. You want a decent location with transit to where you work, or close enough to walk to. Car + apartment + food + bills is hard. Also read up on tenant rights in your area.

As for everything else it depends on the job market and if those markets even hire people without experience. Stay away from broadcasting.
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>>17454536
>>17454543
I do plan on moving out with my sibling(who is younger).

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Is it wrong that my GF's friends don't speak english when I'm around them?
Been dating her for about 2.5 years and whenver we hangout with her social circle, I'm lost/bored bc they're speaking a foreign language.

Just got into a huge fight and she thinks there's nothing wrong even though they can fluently speak English..

She thinks that I'm not being understanding.....

Id understand if they didn't speak English.
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>>17454474
>Is it wrong that my GF's friends don't speak english when I'm around them?
It's actually seen as incredibly rude to do this in most parts of the world. It's seen as deliberately excluding someone. You can't properly connect to her and her social circle if they keep doing this.
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>>17454474
>She thinks that I'm not being understanding.....
The irony.
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That's annoying as hell, but being bilingual in English and German I'd much rather prefer speaking English, even though I grew up speaking both. One language is always going to be dominant and come more naturally.

That being said it's still pretty rude, just don't hang out with them if they wanna speak their stupid language so bad.

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When people say you have a 'wall' up, what the does this mean?

The term is used all of the time on the 'mentally unwell,' but I have literally no idea what to do with this feedback. Should I go up to a random stranger and hug them? Should I call my mother and tell her I love her tremendously, when in fact I lean more towards indifference?

Does anyone have an actual description of this wall besides Pink Floyd, perhaps a literal and specific one? Does any real advice for this problem exist, or is it just a hollow statement people make?
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The wall is something you put up keep people away from the real you. Everything that people see is outside the wall, and meanwhile the real you is inside, unseen, and feeling isolated.
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>>17454465
OP I used to say this, or at least infer to it or imply it to people. The wall is just a proverbial mask, a way to hide the "real you".
from my POV it just means you're not opening up. It may mean you have a habit of closing up on people and regardless of reason or motive, it usually hurts people around you if they're trying to help.
I assume you have some sort of issue going on in your life for someone to say that to you. You don't HAVE to open up to them, but it's likely just them saying they wanna reach out to you.
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It means you are a sissy and a boipussy.
t. good poster

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my hair is very soft thin and 'fine'. it lays flat on my head in the most unappealing way.

like most people i use hair product to style it, and for the last few years ive been using axe 'cease fire'. i dont use hair gel becuase it doesnt work. my hair is too thin. it just makes it wet and flat. i need paste that helps it stay up (pic related).

axe has discontinued cease fire, and what remaining pastes they offer are the same price as before but in a way smaller case. i need help finding a new hair paste. had one from rite aid but it was gone in a week, and the one im currently using doesnt keep my hair up
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>>17454461

first you have to ditch the tie. seriously.
good luck with your hair
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>>17454482

my tie is awesome.
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>>17454502
trust him. ditch the tie.

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Before I ask for some advice, I need to set the stage:

>be me
>10 y/o little boy
>threaten to kill myself because I hated my life
>get emotionally abused for the next nine years and be in and out of useless therapy sessions
>19 y/o tranny
>dating a guy who loves her to bits
>working a supervisory retail job for enough to live off of
>make progress towards stability with a good therapist
>feel like I should be satisfied with my life now

But I'm not.

>find out you think you like bdsm
>find out it goes a lot deeper than that
>find out you want an abusive co-dependent relationship with a psychopath
>find out you want to be his punching bag and pawn because at least then life has a purpose
>realize you'll never get this
>no real friends and almost nothing to lose
>loop back to suicidal thoughts again

The only thing stopping me at this point is my boyfriend. I feel like I love him but my heart tells me that if I can't have this crazy pipe dream even what we have won't be good enough. Whenever I ask him to maybe try doing some of this stuff he just gets all soft and feels inferior. If there's a way to fix this mentally I don't want to be fixed, I just want that lifestyle. The fuck do I do?


>pic semi-related, those two have a pretty fucked up relationship
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>tranny
opinion disregarded.

We have one purpose on this planet, and that is to reproduce. If you can't do that one simple thing, you might as well have been aborted.
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>>17454466
Why does that one simple factor derail anything I ask on here?

Wait so anyone who can't make kiddies is useless? I dunno about that. Lots of people who are sterile or otherwise incapable benefit society with contraptions and flying machines, or progress medicine and shit.


That's not the topic at hand though.
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Please state what the problem is, the thing you want advice with.

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How do I get better DPS on WoW? I'm a total newfag to it. I'm level 15 playing a mage, using a fire mage talent tree. I'm doing like 9-10 dps and questing in the ghostlands is next to impossible with that dps. I can't find an low level rotations so I'm lost at what to do.
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I don't know much about WoW or MMOs in general, but isn't it all about teaming up with others and some kind of DPS/Tank/Heal holy trinity thing or whatever?
Have yout tried googling this stuff? The game's got like, what?, 3 million players still playing. there ought to be some info out there.
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>>17454413
I forgot to mention that I'm playing a wotlk private server, so there arent many things on google about it. A rotation is the only thing I could think of to make it better but I can't find any low level ones on google.
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do more quests in lower territories
just follow the quest chains it's not that hard
I find Barrens easier for levelling but every person is different

do quests until you're 80 and then do raids for better gear
and copy a good spec from some online guide

I think the spec is totally irrelevant before you're lvl 80, especially if you don't play on x1 server.

I used to level up without even bothering to fill talent trees until lvl 50 or so on x10 server...

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How do I get rich? I'm thinking about investing but thats a side thing. Anyways, how does one become rich?
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>>17454379
You need to be jewish.
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>>17454379

thats like asking 'how can i get a hot gf?'

there are some simle things you do that would make it more likely, but ultimately there isnt a single path and it depends on the situation. it also depends on your definition of rich.
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>>17454400
Dub dubs of truth.

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how do I stop being so damn flakey? I always get up late, arrive to places late, forget important events entirely, and lose important shit.

It is by far the worst aspect of my personality and i've lost the trust of family and friends who don't tell me to do any favors anymore. Help
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>>17454357
Move to a country where everybody is flakey.
Caribbean countries are a good option.
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>>17454357

by following through.

if your response to that is
>BUT HOW?

than you still have growing up to do.
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Do you have a phone?

Next time you make plans, put it in your phone's calendar with a reminder.

Take travel time into account when you do shit. If the event starts at six, don't leave at six. Do you drive? Walk? Bus? Take that into account too.

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I'm 21 years old. At the moment I'm sleeping on the couch at a friend's with a bag of clothes. I've got about $80 on me and a bike. Where do I go from here? The longest I'm planning on staying here is 2 weeks tops.
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>>17454351

where do you live? what was your last job, etc.
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>>17454355
South Florida. Worked at a movie theater for 2 years, which was my first and last official job.
I don't have a good relationship with my mother who I've been living with, so I finally decided to pack it up.
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>>17454368

>i packed it up without bothering to secure my finances first

do you see where you went wrong?

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>Go to nightclubs
>Girls ask what my ethnic background is
What did they mean by this?
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You're ambiguous looking and they simply want to know.
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>>17454335

people are curious but if you say
>where are you from?
you might just list your current city. or where you were born. or where you were raised. and if she asks 'what race are you?' you might get offended.

i know cuz i try to beat around this bush all the fucking time and people act like its a fucking sin to want to know what shade of dusk of your skin is or where i can find more of that sexy fucking accent.

but if i ask an asian man 'where are you from?' they say 'jersey' or some shit. but if i ask 'what race are you?' they get mad.

so now i just say 'what type of kung fu person are you?'. easy way to just show that i dont give a fuck and if they do we arent a match.

why is it so hard to find a cute japanese guy in a bow tie
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>>17454335
Oh hi mark

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Short and Skinny, ask girl if she wants to go out with me in the city. She get's excited and we plan a day. The morning of the date she texts me that she had to cancel because of family problems (said she would tell me about it in person) but instantly tried to get it rescheduled and felt really bad.

Where do I go from here and are the signs I mentioned good?

It's been 2 days and I haven't talked to her. The date is on monday.
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>>17454325

it happens. sometimes its a lie but she really was just too exhaustede. ive had that happen to me a lot (though my exhaustion stems from a brain damage i had).

try again for monday. if she cancels again, shes not interested.
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>>17454334

That's what I'm thinking. I can't tell if I should keep doing radio silence or not. I don't want to come off needy.
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>>17454339

as a general rule you check in the day before, then the day of. but you can always just hit her up by sending a funny picture of somethign you see during the day. in my town theres a lot of teddy bears hung from electric cables for some reason so i take pictures of them and send them to whoever im flirting with

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looking for programs for my laptop. cant afford to buy them brand new. broke college student. need some basic stuff and also stuff to help with school and my lil company to just help me keep track of things. I was directed to come on here. never been here before. figure advice section was best shot.
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kill yourself
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Install gentoo famadachi
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>>17454296
What kind of programs are you looking for?

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Hello. Me and my girlfriend have been together for more than 3 years. We've had a healthy sex life. She likes sex a lot and is very active on it. If it was for her, we could have sex everyday or every other day. It is me who doesn't have the energy and will to have it that often but we're very happy with each other.

I've always had a fantasy of seeing my girlfriend have sex with others. Normally when I was porn, it is of porn similar to that, that I watch. Or, I watch regular porn but think of the girl being my girlfriend and getting banged by others, it turns me on A LOT and have been for years, even before our relationship started. Around 2 months ago we arranged her going out with her best male friend (he likes her but she doesn't like him enough like for a relationship, she sees him just as a friend). I had the idea and she was open to it if I wanted it. After 2 "dates" on one they made up in his car, and kissing, touching, and her blowing him (no finish) happened (all with my permission). I had no problem with it after she told me about everything, it turned me on a lot. For her, she told me she liked it but didn't mind doing it again or not doing it ever again. But, after cumming the next day I kind of regretted it. Didn't know what to feel, because, I did like hearing about it, but I don't wanna be a "beta male" whom his girlfriend has sex with others.

Fast forward today. I am in Europe as an exchange student and won't see her for a year. I told her if she wanted to keep going out with him (because it turns me on and because I don't want her to be 1 year without sex). She says she is okay with it, and that shes okay with any limits I impose and would stop if I wanted to. She also says that she by no means would fall in love with another guy just through this, because she can have sex just for fun, and with me its for love. (I know its hard to trust a girl with things like this, but I do trust her a lot, and she would never cheat of me.
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Continued because comment too long.

I do trust in her a lot, and I have been her only crush and love since elementary school. So, this is a long story and situation so I might've missed a lot of details. But what do you guys think I do? Should I let her go out and have sex with her friend, or should I not do it at all?

TL;DR: Girlfriend loves sex, the idea of her with another guy turns me on. I'm away as an exchange student for a year. I trust her a lot. Should I let her have a friend with benefits?
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bump to see if I find a kind person with any advice
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yea man go for it!

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Is it worth it to wait until you're 21 to drink? Or should I just get a fake ID like essentially every other college freshman?
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>>17454249

Haha

>USA
>First world country
>Have literal Muslim nation laws when it comes to alcohol, drugs and sex.

Feels good to be from an actual free country.
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>>17454249
Yeah man, wait. Your brain is developing, put your studies and best abilities toward building your mind now. Alcohol will still be there. Weeds cool though, I guess.

>>17454252
Not relevant, shut up dickhead
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>>17454256

>You can't have a beer because your brain is developing hurr concentrate on studies but lol 420 smoke weed guise weed makes you smart xD


Amerifat logic.

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