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Start actually making shit.

>>17802677
HOW??

>>17802669
Stop consuming.
Don't stop learning, but only the things that would aid you in actually creating something.
For example, the only books you should be reading are DIY manuals, instructions, etc.

oh and that leads you to >>17802677

>>17802634
confirmed for poop fetish

Let her poop on your chest one time.
You'll make her day

she has fantasies of you eating her shit and is trying to test the waters

>>17802622
If you figure it out, let me know OP.

>>17802622

>most probably the case

ask her out on a legit date. when she says no, it will give you closure.

you will still be an emotional twat about it, cuz you're an emotional twat, but it wont keep you hanging on for hope as long as you accept that anything other than a yes is a no.

from there, you just go about removing her from your life, so you can focus on your life, and in time that becomes just a memory.

>>17802622
Who is that in your photo!? Why does he look familier#

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I get it. She hated me back then. But you don't fucking do that. You don't just ''it's your problem'' after you literally lose everything in a single day, and about to lose more, because everyone else around you wants your heritage. And she just either finds my ''jealousy'' 'cute', or finds me too ''cold'', because ''how can you be so cold? He might kill himself. Even i felt like killing myself a few times this year''.

I know women are dense, but fuck. Fuck, i'm realy fucking tempted to rage at her.

>>17802617

I think you'll have some issues with her

>>17802628
I get where you're at. I made a mistake. Never go back to your ex, specially when she treated you like shit unfairly at the break up. It was even my number one advice, online or not, to anyone asking that.

And also, yes, it is clear as water that some stuff will go wrong, and eventually, a lot. I deserve it, i really do, for being a dumb hypocrate.

I'm actually looking for reasons to not rant to her exactly what is happening now.

>>17802582
You chose the wrong goblet

Better now than later. Listen to your prefrontal cortex and deal with the feelings.

You will move on, seek support of loved ones and friends.

>>17802582
why not kill her instead?

>>17802554
put on shoes, stand up.
you should have at least a finger-widths worth of room between your tow and the end of the inside of the shoe

>>17802603
*toe

>>17802603
I can't tell because there's rubber at the end

>>17802513
It means someone is taking videos of her sleeping. Warn the girl.

>>17802513
Maybe it's meant to arouse you? Or maybe that's a sign that there is more of a bond between you than just sex, that she wants to sleep with you and cuddle or something. That's how I would interpret it. It seems intimate and cute

Ask her???????????????

>>17802486
Magnet on a string? Seen as how they are keys, they probably didn't bounce around a lot. Perhaps you can reach them with the string. Use something to weigh down the string so the magnet doesn't get caught on the walls all the time.

>>17802490
I can't do this, the elevator is in use. My best bet is getting them to close it down tomorrow morning and going under in the little trap.

>>17802494
What kind of building is it? If it is just a regular apartment building, you can try it when it's late and people have settled in.

Move on

Get your shit together. The fact that you know so many drugheads indicates that you are one yourself. So, get your shit together

>>17802566
Not true. All save one or two of my friends are druggies but me. I don't even drink anymore.

>>17802462
Don't go about it with hostility?

>>17802498
Since we have class together tomorrow, I was thinking of asking her to grab a coffee with me and then when we get there asking her if she wants to "go out with me sometime", does that work or should I be more specific?

>>17802510
That sounds like a good casual way. Ask if maybe she would like to be more than friends. The way you made the thread you sounded like you were going to ask it with hostility, like, what are the "games" she plays?

It could be that I'm merely projecting my own insecurities on her. I would probably describe myself as an ugly duckling. Back in highschool I was your typical autist; acne, weird haricut, no sense of style, shy as fuck and awkward. Since then I've made an effort to change my life around, started dressing way better, invested in myself, focused on my goals, became successful and lately got really into working out. Nowdays I'm often told by people that I'm extremely handsome and that I could have any girl I wanted. This raised my expectations massively but at the same time made me very frustrated because I was still shy and insecure and could never get past the first date until now.

Now going back to her. She's not physically perfect, but for some reason I do find her incredibly cute. She's sweet and bubbly and when I see her in person I'm immedietly drawn to her. Lately I've been trying to play it cool and distance myself a bit, but I still find myself holding her hand, playing with her hair, touching her face and generally being very affectionate. Also, I have no problem when it comes to sex. Kissing and hugging her is enough to give me a raging boner, we have loads of passionate sex and despite my awkwardness it's just been getting better and better.
At the same time, I find myself looking at other women, comparing them to her and often finding that they are much more conventially attractive. Yet, here's this girl that has given me more than any other woman in my life and yet I can't help myself but lust after strangers and wonder what it would be like to be with them. It makes me feel like a guilty piece of shit and I can't help but wonder if I could build a lasting relationship with her, or would those feelings persist.

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So this is the summary. Is there any way to make this work? I've never dated anyone else and I have no clue what I'm doing. Lately, things have began getting a bit more serious and that's when my doubts have began to surface. I know that some of you would tell me to just dump her, but I really like this girl, she's a fantastic person and I want to give this my best shot. When we're together, I'm extremely happy and I enjoy our every second together but as soon as she leaves I can't help but doubt myself, my feelings and my attraction for her. I have no idea what I should be feeling right now, whether it's ok to have these kind of doubts, or whether I should find her perfect. I know that she's feeling a bit insecure about herself and her looks and I wish I could find her more beautiful. I feel like a shallow asshole and I won't forgive myself if I hurt her. Sorry for this long ass blog post but please give me some tips.

>>17802452
You've jerking off to porn and 10/10 women for too long, so now you're not really attracted to anything below that. This is one massive issue that older people with a lack of dating/sexual experience develop. The solution is to stop fapping to porn. Just use your imagination and cut down the frequency at which you do it.

I know this feel. I'm 21 and I barely even feel attracted to real women anymore, so much so that I don't have any real motivation to pursue a partner.

Maybe stop lending money to drugdealers you fucking degenerate

>>17802459
No. Thanks to this guy I am going to be very careful who I do business with from now on though, so there's that. I've also been lifting for more than 2 years and this feels like the perfect opportunity to beat ass

You seem to have it figured out, Tyrone. What's your question?

Say no if you rather wouldn't.

>>17802448
thanks

Instead of asking her if both of you should go to X, just tell her 'we are going to X'.

>>17802378
why do you hate being in it?

>>17802380
It is uncomfortable.

I think this is the way obese people feel, just mildly gross at all times, except there's nothing I can do to get out of it.

Like, I understand I could start lifting weights or something but I'm passably fit in the first place so the potential cost-benefit ratio doesn't really seem promising.

>>17802391
You're wrong about that, I'm obese but I love the way my body feels. The softness of the fat rolls, mine really do feel like bread dough, and the look of it. I love how wide it makes me, how much bigger everything is, ass, thighs and belly. The look when it jiggles, the heaviness, especially of my hanging belly!

Those are a few reasons but it’s quite hard for me to pinpoint what exactly it is. For example, I LOVE the sight of my fat jiggling like crazy when I am being fucked, or if I jiggle it myself. But if I am asked why that is, why does that turn me on so much, I honestly don’t know.
It’s just something that for me is as HOT AF.

Know what I mean?

>>17802354

Depends what you're looking for. If you're looking to just fuck, then Tinder, bars, or clubs.

For a real relationship, yeah coffeeshops are okay. But having hobbies with groups or just doing social things with groups of friends is useful too.

>go to coffee shop
>drink my coffee
>hang around pretending to read book
>everyone else does the same
how in the hell do you actually meet someone here?

>>17802370
walk past someone reading some stupid book you might know something about or know the author.

"Hey, I read ballsucking windowlickers by that author, is that book good too?"
"Oh yeah, I'm liking it but so far blah blah blah"

Don't be a sperg