Hey buds,
My girlfriend of 2 years broke it off a month ago. As simple as "I don't love you anymore". I've been miserable ever since. I don't feel myself getting better. The worst part by far is the jealousy: imagining what whoever she'll be with next has that I don't. I loved her, and I offered her everything. But she rejected it, and I don't know how to heal. Any similar stories, or tips? I feel desperate, by this point.
Jesus Man. that's terrible. best advice is to move on. find someone else. meet some new people. fall in love again. and maybe by then she'll want you back. that's what usually happens
>>17806033
I'm not even sure that trying to get her back would be best, anymore. It's all so confusing. I want her back, and I also don't want to look at her ever again. I don't really know how to project what I feel, it's weird
>>17806025
I was in a similar situation, OP.
I felt the same way you do now, and all I can tell you is that it does get better. I didn't think I'd improve, and it took a few months, but eventually you'll recover.
Try to pick up some new hobbies and exercise more. They won't fix it right away, but it definitely helped speed up the process. Also spend as much time as you can with friends and being busy. It's only unbearable when you're alone.
If all the women in the world decided they didn't want to have sex, in any form anymore, would rape become mandatory? As in for the sole purpose of continuous human life.
yes, obviously
>>17805993
this implies the women of the world arent arleady being raped for the most part.
that being siad, in a country like america, no, they would just incentivize pregnancies, basically make it so you get paid to have babies.
incorrect. the obvious answer is no. artificial insemination is a thing. but i still don't think it would be mandatory. i think there would be strong incentives (money, etc).
Hey adv,
I'll pass 2 weeks for Christmas with bf at his house.
We dont own a car and there is nothing intresting where he lives, except movies and shopping but its boring, also he dosent have many friends so its only both of us.
We like to talk about politics/history, to debate about anything, I like to challenge him at games (mmo or even some shit like chess), but since its a long distance relationship we play a lot when we're not IRL so I would like to do something else. We like sports (fitness, biking) so we will do some aswell, being comfy, good food & sex everday.
We also have a very bros/lover relationship so you can actually propose anything.
So what intresting/fun activites would you suggest and what can I do to make him more happy?
Thanks a lot
Bump again
strip poker.
literally anything you do with anybody else.
If ya'll can't make 2 weeks fun for yourselves then you're in for a boring marriage/relationship.
>>17807540
Well speaking as somebody who's been in LDR, you get accustomed to doing shit in certain ways across the internet. When you're in person, it's sort of a different ballgame.
>>17805882
What's he like? How often do you two get to see each other? It's really cool that you want to take so much initiative, but is he the kind of person that wants to?
My suggestion is some beers and bad anime.
My long term gf is cheating on me. I need to get into her whatsapp chat with this guy. I know for a fact they were talking today and she sent him a nude. She has cleared the chat, how can I get it back?
I tried a whatsapp restore but it dated to far back.
Will dump all her nudes & chat log if found. Also, is there a hidden app I can install to spy? Thanks
why? if you already know she's cheating why spy on her and all that? Why not just break up with her and move on?
>>17805729
Dump her.
If you can't trust her on this basic shit, dump her.
It doesn't matter if she cheated on you or if you have proof or anything. If shit gets to this level, stop it.
>>17805735
This
Hey, need some advice. I have been dating my boyfriend for a little less than a year. I have not, as of yet, been able to make him climax. He is able to do so on his own, so I don't think he has any physical stuff going on. I have asked him about it in a non accusing way ( just asking if I wasn't doing something he liked, needed me to switch things up) and he admitted it has been a life time type thing. He said he has been able to climax with a woman before but infrequently and almost always with one night stands. I think it might be a performance anxiety thing. Anyway, is there anything I can do to make things better for him, aside from keep on trying and continue to be understanding? I just truly care for him and want to make him feel good.
Anyone?
Hi /adv/, decided I'm gonna take 10grams of aspirin on friday. Bought adult diapers but is it worth finding a place super far away to break down or die in my parents and just pretend to have a stomach bug? I'm honesty kinda excited to escape now.
Pic unrelated, just my cat
"It would take at least 50- 100 standard (325 mg) aspirin tablets to approach the lethal dose for an adult"
That is at least 16 grams or more.
You will end up in the hospital on suicide watch with some internal organ damaged and probably in pain.
>>17805611
I'm 45kg, so I thought the math worked out to 10g. Should I take 16g just in case?
You better add alcohol and sleeping pills to your idea.
Aspirin OD is a painful, slow, and shitty way to die.
I'd rather jump off a building or shoot myself before attempting to OD on OTC drugs.
Is this mold?
burn the house down.
>>17805557
Best to confirm wih a pro, but it definitely could be.
It finally happened.
After starting to work out 1 year ago and going on a nofap streak 2 months ago (after teen years filled with videogames and porn), I finally managed to get closer with a girl that I really like.
TLDR: We have met each other randomly, I engaged conversation with her, after a few minutes of chatting I asked her for number, then I had to leave. She texted me in that evening saying how much she liked me, how she loved my eyes etc., so I asked her out once again. We were outside yesterday, just walking around the city, the atmosphere was nice but I couldnt push it towards something physical - how do I escalate things next time?
How to make the step towards first kiss (or rather - how do I bring up the atmosphere that will lead towards first kiss)?
>>17805549
My experience tells me physical contact is best started little by little. That means rather than going in for the kill, start by brushing her arm to catch her attention, putting your palm over her back, etc. If she doesn't reject you, keep escalating until you are both physically close enough that you can just lean and kiss.
Good luck cowboy
>>17805587
thats a great tip, thank you
It's so nice to see a non beta faggot thread about getting over an ex or a crush from 6 years ago. Good luck OP!
Hi /adv/
This is going to be a bit long.
I talked about this a little while ago about potentially dating my chinese teacher.
Well...
>go out for class
>make it clear we will have one more one to one lesson
>she is 100% fine
>lesson goes well
>class over
>talking to her about family, culture, stories
>suggest maybe meeting over holidays
>she says maybe we could meet without classes
>since she is travelling we say we can go for a meal together before she goes home for a month
Went better than I could have imagined but there is a few problems.
My infatuation is gone. I still like her but I realize during our chats, while she listens and enjoys, I am doing most of the talking.
Second she seems to not have many hobbies and me being nerdy, have games and vidya. Its tough, to find a common link beside mutual interest of chinese culture.
Third and the biggest: I fear she is lonely.
She is quite happy at the thought of meeting up and while im happy things have gone smooth, I dont like the thought of a relationship being founded partially on one parties loneliness.
Between lack of mutual interests and difficulty getting her to open up im not sure how to proceed.
Any advice?
>>17805469
wait til she goes away for a month. if she is legit chiense she may not have realized that you were asking her on a date so much as being a nice student. she may just see it as puppy love even.
either way, just act like you're only friends, and she will respond in kind.
get some pussy if you can
>>17805474
She is quite chinese yes. Family values, hard working and sensible. Maybe so, I am as of now barring getting through her public face leaning towards a friendship.
She actually gave a torrent of suggestions meeting outside of one to one lessons and I would like to spend one good day with her before she leaves (sorry anon).
When you say she is Chinese, do you have experience in sociakising or dating girls?
Also how would you suggest, culturally, I try to get her to open up?
Saving face is huge I know, I am partially like that by not splurging or rantibg on games. But until I can open her up (and myself) im not sure things can go much further beyond family talk and such.
Any other advice potentially you can offer?
How do I proceed in shaving my ass crack without clipping me a new anus? Also, how do I collect the fallen hair?
Share your butt shaving techniques gents (and m'ladies too if it applies)
>shaving your ass
>>17805256
Either you do not know the struggle of wiping your shit stains with a crack full of hair or you simply don't care.
I just want to shave the crack, the rest can fuck off I don't care. It's a practical thing.
I've always used a disposable razor and had zero issues.
18 year old here. Am I insane for being jealous of boys who got molested by their female teachers? Some people on facebook claim I have issues tor wanting to be "raped" by these women in my childhood
>>17805223
Bump
Well, I've always had teacher fantasies, so I wouldn't really call that being raped since it's something I would have wanted. But some guys out there were hurt against there will which is horrible, so that's a completely different thing.
Also, how do people on fucking Facebook know this shit about you?
>>17805265
We were discussing female child molesters and I brought up his jealous I am of the victims. I only had my first kiss at 14 years old and lost my virginity this year. I'm pathetic. Those kids had it good essentially. They were the alpha males of sex compared to me and the other cucks.
Hey /adv/ i got overpaid.
>meant to be paid for october on november 14
> didnt come so i noted it up
> got paid a fast transfer of £421
>but my real salary was £493
>eventually i got a pay slip on the 25th
>thought they were gonna pay for the remainder of what they owed me (they did before)
>give me whole £493
>moved to new payroll service
>the pay day on this one is on the 28th
>got underpaid today about £100
>wat do
Ive only been working here for about 3 months and salary is been a shit show. But i dont want to piss them off
>Hey [payroll people] I had [greentext] happen. I depend on stable income so please notify me if there is a problem with dispensing my [monthly pay] regularly by [some date].
>>17805070
Are you incapable of independent thought? You're a fucking adult, don't ask 4chinz for advice a fucking high schooler would know.
>>17805947
When people come to me for help I try to make them feel bad. This gives me power.
Is your roommate dying a good reason to drop out of college
Unless they were murdered and you're worried you're next, probs not
>>17804756
But I don't want to go to school anymore
>>17804763
Ah so you're looking for an excuse to tell people?
I'm confused
why do you want to drop out
I'm nearly 20 and I'm still a virgin. How do I go about talking to girls who are mirin ne in public? I'm gonna stop smoking weed for one, because its just making me more of an autistic anti social shut in. Also should I start using tinder? I'm scared of the response ill get because I look a bit young for my age...
Help
If your plan is just to talk to random girls in public then yeah, just use tinder.
>>17804503
So you are 90% just like me.
Hey bro.
This is what I look like after a couple weeks of not shaving, keeping it trimmed with an electric razor. All I want is a sexy stubble, is it possible or am I cursed with shit genes?
>>17804478
im the same anon. How old are you? 21 here and doing the same thing with the electric razor and i've been the same for months
>>17804481
I'm 19. at least we're not alone anon
>>17804478
Looks pretty shit, I'd shave for now. It will be possible in couple years, so don't worry. Had a similar shit-tier beard when I was 19, a lot better at 20-22 range and finally upgraded to sexy stubble potential from 24-25 on.