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>>17803711
electroshock therapy.

or risk getting aids

Just go on Craigslist personals or Grindr. You would not believe how easy it is to fuck random guys. The risk of course is STD's.

>>17803711
>Im a straight white male
>I wanna suck cock and get fucked

kys

>>17803690
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>17803690
Stop wasting your time of betas with confidence issues and learn how to spot them before you're in bed with them.

gf just dumped me, and I have no idea how to move on. I offered her everything and she rejected it. Feelsbadman.jpg

I really want to gain weight, but I know it would negatively impact my health. How do I come to terms with this?

>>17803704
how much do you weigh now, how much do you want to gain, how tall are you.

Do 2 years of community college and do well in that to show them that you have changed for the better. If you have a 2.0 and a good SAT you better hope you have extenuating circumstances like being homeless to back you up.

If you have a 2.0 in hs you are not ready for a decent STEM school.

I had a 2.0. I also had a 30 ACT and good scores on the PSAT and SAT making me a national merit semifinalist, qualifying me for a scholarship to pretty much every school in the country. Slacker lyfe

So yeah if you do really really really well on the SAT sure. Take the ACT too. Write good entrance essays. But the PSAT is what you should focused on if you haven't taken it, it's the money shot of scholarship money and acceptance letters.

If you do amazing its possible, but not likely. Taking your pre reqs and getting a two year degree at community college is the most likely way to get to a good school, and its the most likely situation anyways.

Is not wrong. You're in the green.

>>17803627
Have you gone on any dates with the first girl?

We've hung out a couple times at my place and her place. -OP

>>17803621
>I'm not a quick with papers either
Type quickly then. It will look like shit but you brought this on yourself.

OP I know you are half hoping that somebody would offer to help but the chances are very slim. I suggest you get off 4chan and start right now.

>>17803621
Is this really copy pasta now? At least used a different word count.

do it pussy

cuz you cant handle that life style.

>>17803606
do it you won't

no but for real fucking go for it. who gives a shit. if you haven't got anything better going for you right now, nothing to lose, etc. just do it.

>>17803578

losing weight does wonders.

>>17803578
What's wrong with the tried and true, think of your hobbies technique? Works for me.

>309 lbs
>has gf

she better be fat and ugly or im kms

Approach with a handful of kibble and a burlap sack. Trust me, I've been happily married for 16 years.

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>>17803576
>hey pretty lady

tell her "helo i liek u" in a monotonous voice.

>>17803558
Just wait it out. Sleep, drink water, if you get hungry eat something light

>>17803558
don't skip meals for 2 days, and don't eat so much when you do.

for now, just be still and let your body do what it's doing. maybe just listen to some music and lie down.

take an alka seltzer or pepto bismol and don't be such a dumbass next time

yeah its a black dude with a sweet wristwatch flexing his bicep

Looks like odd lighting on a pillow.

Pretty sure that are some pillows and that is the lighting

First few days I see her she was trying to be distantly understanding that we broke up,opting to not talk with me but I could still catch her gazing at me every once in awhile. I forced myself to be happy and more charismatic around others because I didn't want her to "win" per se. When she approached me I made sure to keep things short and leave the impression that we aren't friends but we're not enemies either,and eventually I felt it started to look like that from my perspective that -I- broke up with her.

Fast forward to like a week later and now she's just, like, trying her reasonably best effort to avoid me. I mean, as opposed to before now she will call for me for help and take my work related advice but casually she will jet whenever i'm in the area. If i'm standing at the front of something like a desk she will stay in the of the very backest back desk and vice versa. If i'm talking to someone and she happens to walk in she does a 180 and tries to remain invisible. The occasional staring is still there but it's really annoying the shit out of me at work and i'm about to hop full fucking force into that friendzone area she probably wanted me in just to cut this shit out. It's bad enough she doesn't talk to anybody where we work so I can't social network stalk what's going on with her and honestly I don't want this shit haunting me anymore.

I'm over the fact that she broke up with me and I will admit I would love the idea to get back together with her but it doesn't obsess me to the point where i'm going to hit on her. I just want to come into work in fucking peace again. It is so fucking awkward as she is literally the only person I do not happily communicate with and it's seriously knocking me down just for that fact.

nah

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>Date bitch.
>She tries to Friendzone you.
>Alpha out of that shit.
>She's emotionally distraught because women are children.

I don't see the problem.

You did everything right. Continue to ignore her.

>>17803468
For what it's worth, we're not happy when things go that way either. The suffering isn't one-sided.

*shrug* Part of me wants to say that if this is repetitively happening to you, the common denominator is you...

But then again... I realize that this is a pretty common story, period.

Ultimately though, I feel like the fact that this is so common actually suggests, a lot of people just don't know what the fuck they're doing.

As a male, I can't say I know exactly what you're going through (though I've definitely dated/met women who react the same way the guys you mention do), but because I'm a male, I also know why guys react like that.

So all I can really tell you is:

1.) You're picking the wrong guys.
2.) Something in your own behavior is creating this situations and it's either because you are setting yourself up for failure (picking guys you know are unattaible), are afraid to succeed (so you scare yourself off), or have some kind of mental block that's getting in your own way.

>>17803468
I don't understand why women have such a hard time understanding that isn't worth it to waste time with a women that isn't going to return your feelings. You didn't do anything wrong, but spending time with you would just bring him more heartache. If he strayed around you it would just make him look like a beta orbiter. Your friend just happened to have a little self-respect so he bailed on the situation. Men are not entitled to your love, but at the same time you are not entitled to their attention.

You just tell them you have urges to hurt people/hurt yourself/are in crisis and they will take you seriously and put you in a 72 hour hold and psych eval. You can walk up to any er or hospital and they will get you help.

>source: I've had dealings with psychiatric hospitals and know how they basically work

>>17803411
Yeah, I've been to a mental ward twice, but once you've done sitting your time they just let you wander off.

For as long as you don't have any symptoms they think you're just fine, and if you have any symptoms they just tell you to stop doing that.

Like, I'm not ACTIVELY suicidal, but I speed on the roads at night in hopes of hitting a deer or something and dying, neglect little parts of my health in hopes of developing something serious and dying, and I once cut my breasts and rubbed shit into the wounds in hopes that they'd get some infection and would have to be cut off, or maybe I'd die.

I want a boyfriend but I dread and fear sex more than death and I'm pretty sure a guy would eventually just rape me if I fail to put out for long enough, and my psychologist thinks my inability to feel pleasure from sex is a physical thing and tells me to go to a gynecologist first, but I really don't want to. For one I don't want anyone anywhere near my genitals and for the second part I'm kinda hoping there's something seriously wrong in there and if I ignore it I'll need a hysterectomy or die.

My parents first made me talk to someonw when I was eight and started talking about wanting to die.

Other than that, I'm the image of mental health. I could be a cop or an astronaut.

>>17803539
sometimes i'll do wreckless shit/have wreckless thoughts like that. my therapist says im just depressed.
ive had suicidal/death thoughts since i was 7/8.

as far as i know im only suffering from anxiety and depression.

but i feel like theres more to me than that, i have some disturbing thoughts sometimes. ive just never told anyone. im afraid they'll lock me up or make me take a prescription drug cocktail. im also not currently on meds, i self medicate with marijuana. which helps somewhat.

>>17803377
Therapy.

Also learn about being cooperative with others, this is how we build societies.

>>17803377
Why would you want to? As long as you are right all the time you are fine.

friends find me emotionally unreliable, because I won't stick up for them when they are wrong; and instead of offering meek assurances I offer hard solutions

people who are shy, fragile or conflict averse try to stay a mile away from me
they can't have a simple conversation with me for fear of objection, so I miss out on a lot of advice

I have longstanding patterns of trouble with authority, which more complex than people understand
the small mindedness of people in positions of authority staggers and enrages me, it's like they think
A. I am in charge so everything I do is right
B. I know best generally, so I know best in every instance
C. questioning my decision is questioning my right to make that decision
D. people who agree with me like me, and vice versa

in relationships I'm often insensitive, I'm quick to back down when I know I'm wrong but slow to bargain
being around me is like being in the eye of a cyclone, and it leaves people afraid to distance themselves from me which is something I don't want at all