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>>18222940
Nah dude who cares as long as you're their by choice

>>18222949
Alright cool, thanks.

That's mad weird dude.

>>18222931
my girlfriend is the same for like a couple of mounth. Now whe have sex like once a week the most,and only doggy style. She doesn't suck my dick anymore,and dont let me spary the cum on her ass anymore. But on the bright side,i have sex with escorts and i consume my sexual need elsewhere.

>>18222931
Send her to therepy

I couldn't deal with that shit. You are a saint my dude. I need a hoe in bed

>>18222946
also i'm in my late 20s,and my advice to you is,look elsewhere for sex,and dont tell her anything. Women are very superficial,selfish bitches,and she would blame you for everything. Just keep your cool. Also my relationship is almost 8 years with her,in this time i had sex with more than 40 women,mostly escorts.

>>18222927
Do you feel uncomfortable on your body (like you meant to born a female)? Or you just like girl clothes?

>>18222954

I'm quite comfortable with my masculinity and I have no interest in identifying with the trans community. It's more of a fetish and brings me sexual gratification. Still, my female persona is becoming quite important to me as I spend lots of money and time on her. There is some worry that she might become stronger and more fulfilled and that might confuse me even more.

I want to be normal yet I can't run away from this lifestyle. I wish I could talk to someone like me.

>>18222927
Crossdressing is very tame fetish. I dont see a problem finding girl who will tolerate it. With a bit of luck, you may put up dresses together and hit the town together and see if you manage to fool somebody to think you are girl as well.

>>18222972
The persona sounds dangerous thou. Go try to specialist. Maybe you are on edge with split personality. Putting panties, bra and wig wo have superb fap is one thing, but building your second ego is dangerous.

>I want to be normal
We all wish to be normal anon. But nobody is normal in the long run.

>>>/specialist mental doctor/

>>18222920
Dress like a girl and let him use your boipussy, faggot

>>18222920
you have an anxiety disorder

>>18222920
>studies philosophy
I'm gonna bet that he's pretentious and thinks he's smart.
Get a therapist, then call him a spakhead because he studies philosophy. Call him a Jaden Smith wannabee.

>>18222885
Abandon all of it. Get a skill trade.

>>18222885
yeah, culinary for example. I usually come across as a smart kid but I'm lazy as fuck and would rather chop onions than fuck around with CAD software all day.
Culinary is the way to go. All you need is a good set of knives and a fuckton of make-belief you feed the interwiever with. Just tell them you see cooking as an art, for instance.

>>18222885
there's nothing wrong with media and information dude, step back and realize that your degree is what you make of it.

are you a guy? you're not wrong for siding with United (the liability here lies with the individual officer) but who really cares? this is some facebook normie caliber bullshit, find better people

>>18222842

I'm a guy. Just seemingly running out of friends all of a sudden.

>>18222842
>not wrong for siding with United
he actually is. they violated their own policy in even attempting to remove people who were already boarded from the plane

>>18222763
Smile more
Dwayne Johnson is always smiling

>>18222766
This might actually be some good advice, OP.

>>18222766

So should I always have a perpetual smile?
like sitting in class smiling at everyone?

A smile from me is like an evil grin. I should practice on raising my eyebrows a little.

Aren't guys who smile a lot seen as creepy?

If you did it once you can do it again. The best advice I can give is to minimize contact with people who smoke.

>>18222762
I'd at least try ecigs. You'll still ne addicted but at least you won't be fucking up your lungs on the daily.

>>18222762
work on alternative methods to manage your stress since that is your trigger.

go to costco or sams or some other warehouse store and buy a bunch of hard candy. mints, lollipops, suckerduckers. also gum.
(alternatively wait until after easter and just buy it in a normal store)

>>18222734
It means that OP is too much of a spakhead to answer his retard friend's question.

>>18222734
I would guess you are horny underage teen with no prior sex experience who is not comfortable with his own private parts.

As for the bi part, go to swimming pool. If both ladies and gentelmans catches your interest, than you may be bi. But i bet one gender will spark more interest for you than the other.

>>18222748
I'm talking about someone who has had sexual experience of both kinds, enjoys the act, but thinks genitals look jank
He insists this is a different thing from bisexuality, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

>>18222687
Travel around the world, make that your new goal The odds are that you might find a girl that you like during one of those trips

>>18222687
Get a fucking therapist instead of going on /adv/, for a start

>>18222687
Get a hobby as well. Cooking is a pretty good one. You can go to/tg/ as well if you are really out of ideas.

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>>18222626
>doesn't have sex with clients, but goes on dates with them)

>>18222626
>dat furniture

Obviously she's not a very good escort.

>>18222626
She doesn't look hot enough to be purely date escort material
But that room is not a prostitutes

>>18222616
Seek psychiatric help. Either that or hire a mafia guy to take a hit out on you and make it look like a botched robbery so you can go down as a dumb hero who tried to save his wallet.

>Will also answer /k/ related questions and questions about Syria and North Korea.
What

If you feel okay about drowning. Boat accident. Take a cruise or something and "fall over board" at night.
People in the Navy do it that way. Hours before people notice your missing.
Just remember to look like your having fun while your there. If you just go on a cruise look sad and disappear right away they will prob think suicide.
Helps if you get super drunk before. The story will be "got drunk and fell over board"
Good night sweet prince.

>>18222620
I don't know where to find a mob guy, and I have sought help. I just don't want to live anymore, I don't like the world, and my life isn't what I want, so I want out of this. It's that simple. I just don't place much value on my life.
I don't think there is a mob in SD, and cartels don't mess with white folks.
> Will answer questions
Idk, fishing for replies I guess. It's a hot topic right now, and I figured I could answer some questions. The media is reporting on everything quite wrong, or sensationalizing it at the very least.

got way sicker after

>>18222576
Just smoke a tiny bit
Small hits

>>18222576
I've been sick the last 3 days and it hasn't stopped me. Honestly I feel some sort of strange relief. The last three days have been filled with headaches, fevers, cold sweats all night and a couch with phlegm. When I smoke in this sick state it feels like it's concentrated on my head, or like pressure. But not painful or anything, it helps take my mind off of being really sick and I can space out watching tv or maybe try to eat something. It helps me sleep at night and not wake up constantly because my body temp is all out of whack. I woke up about 10 times two nights ago. It really sucked and I was too sick to want to get up to go smoke.

My girlfriend and I have a lot of issues but most of them are trivial and only result in her being pissed for an hour and then calming down again. Anyways, today was really bad. We made out a bunch and she got quite horny, as did I but I couldn't get a proper boner. Thought it was due the fact that I really needed to take a piss and so I did. Afterwards we tried to have sex but I couldn't keep a boner. Thought it was due the fact that I was hungry as fuck. She didn't believe me and thought I was making excuses. She got all sad and started posting in a thread here (will post screencap). She said she thinks it's her fault, that I don't find her attractive enough (which is utter bullshit, she is the most beautiful creature under god's sun) So I thought this has to be on me. I got on /gif and looked for a proper thread and still couldn't get a boner. After some searching I found something that aroused me and hence a boner. Told my gf and she wanted to get in. We sat down and watched shitty porn while she was stroking my dick and I fiddled around in her panties until she said "let's fuck", and so we did. I was really horny and so it was over quite fast. We hopped into the shower and she had this slightly sad/pissed look on her face. Asked her if everything was Ok, she said no but she won't talk about it with me.
>fuckyou.png
We sat down, had a cigarette, she started talking.
>it's fucking obvious, anon.
>It's me and you won't tell me because you always tell me what I want to hear.
>I don't believe you, anon

So here's my problem. The women I love won't believe me shit.

>>18222608
Your girl's got two problems:
1) Low self-esteem
2) The belief that it is impossible for a man to not be in the mood for sex

Has there ever been a time when you wanted to have sex and she wasn't in the mood? If so, point that out to her. Ask her whether that was the result of her finding your unattractive or something else. Explain that it's the exact same situation for you. If she keeps trying to turn it into a pity party for herself, tell her that you don't appreciate having her take your inability to perform sexually on demand as a personal affront.

My wife used to do this all the time; trust me, you can tell her how attractive she is until you're blue in the face and nothing will change. Unfortunately, the solution here is to find a way to snap her out of it with logic, not to keep stroking her ego (even if you mean every word you say from the bottom of your heart). You need to make her understand that, because of how much you care about and love her, it's hurtful for you to have to listen to her not only putting herself down but pinning the blame for her negative feelings about herself on you.

>>18222627

Thanks anon, some good advice right there. I tried it with logic and said to her that there have been plenty times when I was in the mood but she wasn't. She accepted that and said to me that for future reference I should tell her when I'm not in the mood and not force myself to sleep with her because that is what makes her feel shitty.
>how would you like it if I started faking orgasms?
I totally got that and thought the issue was resolved until I tried to get a boner and the whole thing got real shitty.

She has a lot of trust issues towards me because her last relationship was basically build on lies and destroyed her pretty much. She won't believe me anything because she know's that I lie a lot about the most banally things although I try to be as honest as possible towards her without hurting her. I sometimes feel like she wouldn't handle the truth and I couldn't stand the thought of hurting her since she's already quite fragile. I sometimes feel like this whole relationship was build on quicksand and sooner or later we will suffocate each other with our insecurities and narcissistic self hate.

Also yes, you're right. Her self-esteem is very very very low.

>>18222562
fuck no

>>18222562
>Now I'm 30
Hahaha how can you be older than a teenager and not see how she is using you?

>>18222573

She hasn't done anything to use me. I haven't spent time with her in 5 years or ever done anything for her or the kid. She asked to go get some drinks together.