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How does one actually kiss or have sex?
>inb4 22/m/khv
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>>18225084

You need to be physically attractive. That's all.
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OP, fix your bad breath. mints, mouthwash, floss, all of the above.

no one will actually tell you your breath is bad to your face.
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>>18225086
No, I meant how do you do it? Closed eyes and then a smooch movement, isn't it? And how does one have sex, I think I would stand there like a pillar of salt, because I don't know how.

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So. I know someone who paid someone else to marry him and help him get his US residence. I know that is illegal and I considered marriage fraud. He fucked me over pretty bad and I'm considering telling USCIS about him, I don't even know if they would investigate , and I don't even know how to tell them or whom to call, but I want to do it.
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Do you have any proof? Are you okay with being dragged into this? Because you're going to get dragged into this.
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Well I dated that guy for 2 years , and then he told me about their marriage, what would be proof ? Pictures of us? I know his address and her address and I know they don't live together like they claim to ,
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>>18225108
Boo hoo you got cucked

Seriously is that all?

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Should I pursue my dream and go to art school?

After a series of shit jobs, I finally found a company that promises I can work my way up from the bottom to management. Thing is, I just can't picture myself in the Big Boy Uniform balancing the cash sheets and giving job interviews. I'm at least doing this job for the summer, but I don't know. I feel like 27 is too old to go back.

And no, I will not be posting my work. I know from past applications it's good enough to get in at least, but needs the improvement that art school would allow me the time and guidance for before I can go pro. I'm not good at self-teaching - I need a structured environment. Thinking of going the route of animation or concept art.
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>>18225011
If you think rationally you know it's a bad option because it's dying as a career and almost impossible to make a living off of. Then again do what makes you happy and if that's "wasting" money in art school then so be it. 99% sure you're gonna end up a public school art teacher even if you like it or not it's just what I've seen for a long time. You're not happy if you're hungry.
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>>18225178

I've considered the path of privately giving portfolio workshops to kids cheaper than postsecondary schools will do it. It might even be a decent summer gig if I end up at a public school.
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>>18225011
What is so great about art school? What can you learn there that can't be learned at a community college? Sure, you get a degree-- which is very important for certain careers, but not for art, unless you wanted to teach it. Seems like a lot you're going to throw away for exactly nothing more than your local community college could give for less money.

>just can't picture myself in the Big Boy Uniform

Don't worry, real life is going to hit soon and then you'll realize just how much what you 'picture yourself' as matters.

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Hey /adv/. I have a dear friend I've been infatuated with for years, but she's never really felt the same way. We still talk and hang out but it's very hard on me because I cant get over my feelings for her. We hang out, then I start thinking, then I hate myself for still having feelings for her, then I push her away, then I try to get over it and be a friend again and the cycle continues... Yesterday I decided I couldn't go on like this any more so I sent her a text articulating my years of emotional baggage as well as I could; after talking for a bit we came to the conclusion there was nothing that could really be done and we eventually decided cutting contact was the best option.This tears me apart because im losing a close friend, but at the same time it seems like the only healthy thing for me to do... Did I do the right thing? Is there something more I can do or say? Is there something I could've said or done differently? pic related is the wall of text I sent her (part 1/2)
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>>18224967
You did fine. It's a good solution. Forget about her and make new friends you don't want to have a romantic relationship with
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Part 2/2
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If you can't satisfy yourself with a platonic relationship then you should just move on. Can't keep being hung over on someone when you can't have the future you desire.

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I have no friends and I want to kill myself. How do I become an interesting or funny person to make friends? Any specific shows or people I can study?
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>>18224942
most people have friends from their ethnic background, maybe you can join a cultural club. if you hate your country try to be more attention grabbing. doesnt have to be in a bad way. could be as simple as a shirt with words on it.
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You don't have to be interesting to make friends. All you have to do to make friends is just talk to a few people, and find a few people who you 'click' with. Hardly anyone actually has really close friends.

I am socializing more and more, and know I can make friends easily, but the problem is that I am pretty selective about who I hang out with.

If you wanto to hang out with people who are higher value than you, you must have something that is of value to them.

If you just want friends, just go start talking to people and keep doing this until you find someone who you get along with.
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>>18224942
As to what you can study, I would REALLY recommend the program "Social Confidence Secrets" and his "Social Life Makeover" by Eduard Ezeanu. I personally am still doing his program, and have found it incredibly useful and it is one of the first programs that I have bought that I was motivated to do anything with. It is paid subscription, but I believe it is very worth it.

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>just focus on yourself bruh, you're just going to find someone eventually

When is that expected to happen? I'm gonna be 24 in a week.
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Have you actually made any changes in your life since you heard that piece of advice or have you just been waiting around for something to happen?
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>>18224919
It doesn't work if you don't go anywhere besides work and home. The more places you visit regularly the higher chance you have to meet someone. Goto meetup. Com and find a couple activities you like doing.
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>>18224932
This.

Believe it or not, getting a girlfriend is quite easy. You just have to build up the confidence to ask a few out.

The problem is (well mine anyway) when you start to improve yourself, you are more selective about who you get in a relationship with.

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Girl (8-9/10) been messaging me on Tinder for ~2 days (real person confirmed) and then sends me this. How would you respond? Should I ask for nudes or wait? Don't use e-dating barely ever tbqh
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>>18224901
just send her a picture of your finger coming out your pants as if it was a dick then see what she says
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run anon run
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The real thing would be better.

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Weed usage makes me feel somewhat uncomfortable, but it seems like everybody smokes here in America. Should I succumb to peer pressure? I have no friends, and I've tried everything else to make friends.
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>>18224900
try heroin
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Just make friends at your job
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if you have no friends just play video games and shit. use that to forget your problems and insecurities.

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Two years ago I met a girl. We'd see each other out and about at the same places. One day her and I went back to a friends place and got drunk and things might have gotten a little weird.

We started making out and everything was fine. Then when we laid down I put her hand on my dick and even though she told me she was shy, she kept stroking it. I asked her to blow me several times and then eventually I brought my dick to her mouth and then she sucked and swallowed.

Afterwards we hung out one other time. She agreed to come over my place. We were both sober and we laid down in bed for a bit. When I tried to get things sexual again she got uncomfortable and asked to leave so I let her out the door, no problems.

After that we met once more, it happened to be her birthday and she asked me to be her first dance that night so I danced with her and all was good. Besides that I received a message from her asking me how I was doing and how my friends were. This was all two years ago.

I feel immense guilt about our first encounter. Where I pushed her head towards my junk but she didn't act weird afterwards so can I stop feeling guilty about it?
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>>18224892
As long as you let her go when she ask your good. In my experience girls like to be pushed a little. The fact that she still keeps in contact means she's okay with it.
What exactly are you feeling guilty about?
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>>18224920
We don't talk anymore. Kept missing each others messages but she messaged me last year asking about my friends and what we were up to.

The other thing I forgot to mention is that after she sucked my dick, she wanted to cuddle but I left to go to work. She then tried to see if she could nap in bed with my friends...

I guess I just feel bad about pushing her head towards my dick. I feel like I might have pressured by asking her to do it multiple times even though she wasn't really replying.
>>18224920
I can see the argument for her being really shy but I can also see the argument where I'm a horrible rapist.
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>>18224933
>I can see the argument for her being really shy but I can also see the argument where I'm a horrible rapist.
I know what you mean anon. But the sad truth is girls send mixed signals all the time. The best bet is to stop if she says an explicit no.
Some girls just don't want to seem like a dirty girl so they say shit like "I'm shy" or "I don't feel like it" or "let's slow down" in both cases I say okay and stop for a while and when I think she might have "changed her mind" try again.
Its hard to get a feel for the soft noes vs the real no. Again it's something you have to get a feel for.

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>fat
>sleep late (2am) and wake up early (7:30am)
>always tired
>drinks lots of coca-cola/fanta or whatever to stay awake
>fatter
>sleep even later because caffeine keeps me up (like 3am)
>more tired the next day
>drink more soft drinks

I want to drop to a normal weight, quit fizzy drinks and sleep at a normal time but it's fucking difficult. Yesterday was Good Friday and in my country (New Zealand) all of the supermarkets were closed, so I couldn't buy soft drinks and I was tired all day. Even though I was tired at like 5pm I suddenly magically become fully awake at 8pm and couldn't fucking sleep until 2 or 3. How do I break this shitty cycle? I only have a few days to fix this during Easter break.
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Just don't buy junk food.
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>>18224888

>what is diet soda
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drinking soda makes a huge difference, cut that out fast. replace it with water EVERY time and you're going to feel like you're thirst isn't quenched without soda but thats in your head. also to fix the sleep schedule start by going to bed at your normal time and wake up 2-3 hours earlier than you normally would, that will cause you to just be tired earlier and slowly over time you'll correct the schedule

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what do you do when your'e in love with a girl but she says she doesn't even have feelings for you anymore. this girl has gotten me through so much, shes always there for me, she said she wanted to be with me but now theres nothing...
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>>18224866
whats her snapchat? I'm trying to get some head.
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>>18224873
fuck right off
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>>18224866

You move on and work towards goals you put off. You will meet someone else along the way.
Good things always happen when you focus on a positive future.
Sure it'll hurt, it'll feel like someone stuck their hand through your chest and twisted it around. It's okay to cry, let it come out because crying releases anti stress hormones too.
Listen to some good music, spend some time with senpai and friends to fight the lonely times.
If it's not meant to be, there's a reason. You'll find it again.
Just because you lost someone you found amazing doesn't mean there isn't the potential to find something even better. Stay strong friend.

>Work at job for 8 years under a string of subpar bosses (poor communicators, micromanagers, creepy fucks, etc)
>Generally ignore them and do what needs to be done
>New boss comes in a year ago, and she's got a bunch of little bullshit rules
>Mostly little things that no one else really cares about, but they don't fix any problem and they make things marginally but still noticeably less efficient and enjoyable
>She attacks the competence of one of our veterans in front of everyone at a training session (he's a little shit, but frankly this was uncalled for)
>Due to a restructuring that was in the works before she stated, everyone has to reapply for their current positions
>She tells this same guy to apply for a promotion, he ends up getting demoted instead (granted, she wasn't the only person on the panel)
>She pits the new hires against the vets in unproductive and unhealthy competition during training, which results in divides that show up during work
>No one actually gets trained, she literally reads off the answers during the assessment test, not even directly before like your average shady instructor
>The new guys probably wouldn't pass otherwise and we need the manpower; we get few and subpar applicants because base pay has actually gone down since I started (thankfully I'm grandfathered) while minimum wage has increased 50% and cost of living doubled
>Her boss from her previous job stopped by her office for a visit, and she spent 10 minutes bitching about how much she disliked this facility and what a step down it was for her *with her door open*
1/2, I hadn't realized how long this would end up being. Sorry.
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>>18224865
2/2. Yeah, this is definitely a tl;dr. Dammit.
>She replaced a bunch of our still serviceable equipment with low-quality crap that still suffers from the same faults she claimed the old stuff had (and a few new problems as well), and ordered the old ones destroyed when she found out some people were using them instead
>She threatened to fire me for not complying with one of her shitty little power trip rules, so I threatened to quit and she backed down.
>Now I think she's about to give me an ultimatum and probably follow through and fire me if I don't comply
I don't actually need the job, the pay's awful, I've got a few months worth of savings to live off of, and I'm confident I could be earning a bigger paycheck within three weeks. But the thing is, I genuinely enjoy my job. I'd do it for free in a heartbeat if I didn't have bills to pay. I enjoy my duties, I enjoy my coworkers, I enjoy the facility, and I even enjoy bitching about the job when things don't go my way.

So now I'm stuck in this situation where I have my dream job, but I'm underpaid and undervalued and forced to kiss my abusive boss's ass or roll the dice and hope my next job isn't this bad (or, god forbid, as awful as any of the other places I've worked). Should I cut and run? Should I give in and let her shit all over me? Should I continue to do my job to the best of my ability and let her fire me if that offends her so much?
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Just cut ties before it gets to toxic man.
try to leave on friendly terms with everyone, and look for new employment at a competitor or something.

Better to leave than have your boss ruin your enjoyment for the job.
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>>18224867
People don't leave companies, they leave managers. Find a new boss.

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Someone kill me haha
I want to die
Wat do
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>>18224855
Watch suicide videos
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>>18224855
Sometimes at night I say this and the voices cheer me on.
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>>18224855
It's easier to think of the things that can kill you than things that can't kill you.

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>The Submissive Type (pic demostrates my hobbies)
>Best friend is a switch
>Have known her for a long time...yada yada
>She is fucking thicc
>Playing the waiting game
>New, cute boy comes along.
>She is Showing some interest in him
>FUCKING HEART STARTS RACING

How the fuck do I stop being s bitch and show that I'm the alpha male?
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Start flirting.
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>>18224848
>playing the waiting game
>how do I stop being a bitch

Ask her out. You stop being a Bitch when you take action, so fgsfds.
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>>18224848
>submissive
>alpha

Pick one.

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>28
>married
>wife is only 8/10 white woman
>only had sex with 12 women in my entire life
>all my alpha friends have fucked way more and have 9/10+ white wives
>want hotter wife
>want to have a higher killcount

FML
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>>18224839
Is this a question or a blog post? Just bang more women. Do it without getting caught if you have to. A kill count is pretty stupid though. It reeks of low self esteem.
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Bait
Sage
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>>18224839
try /fit

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