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My house has been invaded by centipedes

What the fuck do I do
They've been spotted in the kitchen, living room the garage, and just now killed one above my bed.

If we call an exterminator the useless fuck will probably poison the garage or something but that won't stop these fuckers since they are everywhere

I need a (((final solution)))
Suggestions?

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Hi /adv/,
I pretty much have the same views about trannies as the rest of you. I believe that most of them are mentally ill and that the concept of feeling like one is actually a guy/girl trapped in the opposite sex's body makes absolutely no sense.
But what do you think of people who, at birth, were born with actual physical abnormalities regarding their sex? (Such as hermaphrodites or intersex people)
I recently found out that my roommate is one of these people. At first I was skeptical because I thought that she was just one of those tumblr trannies who claim they feel like men trapped in girl's bodies. But overtime she's revealed to me that she did a brain scan and found out that her brain is more male-leaning than female.

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I'm 21, about to graduate with a "useless" degree (History) which is also time consuming, but I've already done 90% of the work and it'll look good on a resume, so I'll just finish it. People who aren't poor and miserable tend to avoid me, so I don't have any real friends. I can't stand the thought of moving back in with my parents because they treat me like I'm Buster on Arrested Development and my younger brother is one of those child prodigies who can't help but be a condescending dick.

I avoid drugs and alcohol and practice meditation. Meditation seems to have helped marginally well, but as soon as I get a wave of lengthy research papers to do, I lapse back into my old habits. I don't work because it's time consuming and I have a hard time even getting started sometimes on things that I need to do for class. I don't have a car, either, but I've had a lot of hobbies -- classical guitar, drawing, chess -- which I know that I could pursue a social life through, but it just doesn't happen.

I feel like I'm in a hole that I just need to keep my head down and gradually work my way out of, but it's so damn hard to keep going sometimes.

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There´s a woman, a cashier at the supermarket, that I find attractive.

I found her on facebook, would contacting her therre be creepy? If so, I´d have to grow some balls then and approach her in person...

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Here is the gist.
>filling out applications
>one place asks me if I have ever committed a misdemeanor or felony
>nod head yes
>has box to write down list of criminal hijinks
>some of my shit was just about ten years ago
Here is my question. Do you think some place like Burger King will half a shit if I lie and say I never committed a crime or at least not be completely truthful? Going back ten years is a pain in my ass. I am not even remotely the same person I was ten years ago.
What the fuck do I do?

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It happened yesterday. I was walking down this street then i saw this nice girl just standing there and it wasnt a street you would stand in for no reason especially for a defensless girl. Anyway I didnt think much of it at the time. Walking back later i noticed her fighting with someone who appeared to know her. Thats when the rape supposdly happened. I discovered today walking down the same street her clothes and bra on the side. She was probably raped . I didnt take a good look at the Guy. I felt kinda numb after tell this telling my self that i could have stopped it but then again im not the fighting type. What should I do know

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Guys, would you stay in a long term relationship with a girl you don't find that attractive or that wasn't really your type as far as looks go? I've been with my bf for two years and I can't help to feel that he just settled for me because he thought he couldn't do better. Or that he doesn't actually find me that attractive or am not really his type but something else about me just draws him in. We have sex regularly, he's never criticized my apperance, but there has been a couple of instances where I caught him flirting with other girls and in my eyes these girls are like a 9/10 and their style and body type is completely different from mine. Its been a while since he's done this and we've worked it out, etc., and we've been significantly more close with each other and happier. Also, the girls he's liked in the past all have the same kind of look and style, a style or look I don't fit into. Which is why I get the idea I'm not right for him as far as looks go.

So, is it possible for a guy to be happy in a relationship and be content with a girl who isn't really his type or who he doesn't find that attractive? Would the relationship be lasting this long if he actually felt that way at all?

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How do i style my hair to look like this?
Do i have to use a comb, my hands or something else

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>be me
>college freshman
>never really had any close friends
>meet dude I have classes with, seems cool
>we hang out a few times after class
>he's got loads of friends and I doubt he considers us super close, but to me he's one the best friends I've ever had
>he doesn't call me or message me as often as I do him, but he does genuinely seem to enjoy talking and hanging out with me
>we flirt a lot with each other as a joke
>start developing actual feelings for him
>he's really handsome and fucks a different 9/10 girl every day
>I'm a socially awkward ~6-7/10 on a good day, and that's being generous
>cry myself to sleep most nights because he'll never feel the same way

Why do I do this to myself? I know every gay dude has this story to tell (I'm not really gay but w/e), but god damnit I can't take it anymore. What do I do here? I really don't wanna lose the only friend I have at college, but I'm starting to get actual chest pains when we're together, and I can't hold his hand or kiss him.
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I'm eighteen and currently doing maths GCSE at college and working at McDonalds. When at home I'm either on my laptop, my phone or sitting bored doing nothing. I've never had a girlfriend and when someone seems interested in I just treat them as a friend until they don't bother anymore. The friends I have at college are embarrasing and the ones at work stress my out because they're are either at uni or have their life sorted. I lack in social skills because I had a year where I didn't talk to anyone or do anything and then after went to a college away from where I live for a year and now at college with a bunch of chavs so to talk to people who I use to talk to in school (normal local teenagers) just feels alien. I lack in experiences as I've never had sex or been drunk and I haven't gone to any type of event (e.g. holiday or festival) in years. I only really have a desire to go to work but it's only so I'm not sitting at home all day. I don't even have a desire for stuff like new clothes or treating myself with the money I earn. I eat on ~£10 a week so I'm not even relatable when people talk about food. I just find life so routine, boring and lacking in everything and I really don't know what to do about it so please help.

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I'm disgusted by everything and everyone, especially myself. There is no one to relate to and nothing that will quench my thirst for a peaceful mind. I am a horrible person who has done bad things to good, pure people that I care for and love deeply. I will never be a functioning member of today's society and truly believe Armageddon is rationally not too far off for us as a species. All of my thoughts are very much based in "reality", and I don't go around seeing bunnies or demons or hearing voices speak to me. Yet I couldn't feel any more detached from what is going on around me. Every sentence I painstakingly form in a conversation seems to be completely misunderstood or ignored in some sense. I do many things in secret to sabotage both my life and the one's that I love. I've been caught before but have continued in secret. I will be caught one day and no one will understand my motives or will be able to see how much I truly love and care for them. I am a bad person and I will never overcome these feelings or wants and desires. I cannot believe this is what it has come to.

There is no hope for a happier life. There is no hope for a peaceful state of mind. Things now are truly fucked and I cannot help but to stare at the void that has opened so widely in front of me. No amount of philosophical lectures/books/ideas will dig me out of the hole I have so deeply dug for myself, they only keep me company, give me someone to talk to and understand.

I want to feel the cold gun barrel perched on my tongue. I want to feel steel rebar piercing through to my other temple. I want to forget all these things I have done and dedicate my life to the ones I love. I can't keep living like this. It's been too long.

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Ladies and gents

How do you feel if a 25 year old man tells you he's in a relationship with a 38 year old woman?

Honestly I have a great connection with this woman but I still feel insecure about the age gap, also just the standard that men usually date younger rather than older.

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Husband is an IT Administrator needing your help with life lesson. Wife soon to be ex is a nurse. Two young kids. Both just got fired from TAFT ISD in TAFT TX. She deservingly. He not. Wife sleeping with district employees. Corruption in district. She tried to poison him. Yesterday she called elementary school as a prank saying husband going there with gun. School lockdown. He was in other room at home unknowingly not knowing what was going on. Some one from school called him. Since then he went to police cleared him. Trying to get both Employment lawyer and divorce lawyer. He is phucked. She is crazy. We worry about him and his childrens well being. Please destroy her and district...media wise. Pray for him.

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Is there a difference between having a crush and actually loving someone?
For the first time in my 20 years i've someone that i won't stop thinking about. I've decided to wait until it goes away, since i've always been alone.
However, treating her a i treat everyone else is starting yo bother me. Does yhis liking other person thing hets worse the more i avoid it?
Feelings sucks.

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How can I be more alpha