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Both Hotline Miami's if you haven't yet. And Paper's Please.

>>18225438
>Bio shock, dragon age, dues ex, mass effect
if you want to just dump mad hours in to getting lost a world/lore

>Bastion, fez, brothers, stardew valley
If you want to go to an almost zen place where the world feels almost charmingly simpler and sweeter

Fuck no to Amneisia, super meat boy, FTL, dark souls unless your some kind of sadomasochists that gets off on punishing himself with more stress lol

download guilty gear

then play it

>>18225417
Karma doesn't exist, man.

>>18225417
Find this guy and redeem yourself by saying how sorry you're feeling and you were a dumb kid.
The simple fact that you chose to "do good deeds" means you're still feeling bad about this.

>>18225417
Karmas not real.

But it might mean something to him to apologize if you have contact.

Because it sounds nice, man. I'm ok with being alone. I've never had a girlfriend.

But I can see why people have relationships, and I'd like one. I'd like someone to work with, to do this with, to enjoy experiences with.

That's cool if you aren't into it ,but do you not see the appeal?

>>18225356

I'm going to say there were periods where I was like that, and it always brought me my greatest successes. Mostly because I didn't give a fuck about consequences or failure

In that same vein of thought, my absolute greatest success, and how I met my girlfriend, is when I kind of stopped giving a fuck about "meeting someone" and just started going on dates with completely fucking random people because is bebored on a random night or something, and figured I'd get a kick out of meeting random people and just hearing their stories and figuring out what made them tick.

Fuck, I remember there was one morning where I just jumped on a dating app, read a random profile (because yes, I actually read them, and I liked doing it because it was funny to see how people tried to present themselves--I was very,ugh the kind of kid who liked taking apart clocks growing up), saw she was online, sent her a message about something that piqued my curiosity, chatted for like 30 minutes, then told her I was going to start my day, and that I was going to try out X cafe for lunch, if she wanted to drop by , the went about my day.

She showed up, ended spending the next 8 hours together, did everything from talk about poetry, life, just sit and read with one another, go to the beach, watch the sun set, etc. basically had the most chill "date" I'd ever been on (I was actually waiting for friends to come in from out of town. They were crazy fucking late)

And that's not the only similar seemingly serendipitous encounter I had.

I'm hitting my 30s and realizing, a lot of life Is just all about doing the best of yourself while taking things as they come and not letting yourself get bogged down by weird expectations.

>>18225362
I think having had a few girlfriends is what allowed me to achieve this state of "nirvana" so to speak with regards to women and dating. Through dating I came to realize that women are not capable of loving in the way that we assume they can, and learning this made me utterly lose any and all interest in further relationships. Dating just feels so futile when you figure this out.

To be honest, what YOU said sounds halfway banter, halfway flirt, but also, from what HE said it didn't sound like he was flirting, more just riffing/bantering off of what your other co-worker said.

From what you've said in my opinion.

Don't overthink it too much. Don't assume too much for now. Just Cross that bridge when/if you get there.

>>18225330
If it honestly makes you uncomfortable, the next time he says something shoot him down.

Also i really want spaghetti now.

>>18225330
Is there a reason why you don't want to have sex with him?

If you're not ugly Tinder and Okcupid is a sure place to ensure you meet milfs.

After that you can try Bars where women go after work.

>>18225316

Dating is not building the partner you want in yourm ind and the looking for her. Dating is meeting people and seeing where it goes.

Just trying to save you some frustration here.

>>18226281
I know somebody who spends his day chasing milfs.

Some few times he would fuck one the same day he met her.

>>18225296
>Would a couple of one night stands with the thickest penis a girl has encountered to date have any impact?
Not really.

>Would it snap back to original size afterwards?
Eventually, yes.

>Would it have to be regular sex in order to cause a permanent change?
Permanent change is caused by multiple births and ageing. So, no.

The vagina can stretch to accommodate large penises. A women who is having regular sex (once a week or so) with big penis will have any easier time fitting it inside, but this has more to do with relaxing the muscles than just stretching the vaginal walls.

>>18225296
It isn't permanent.
After a couple of weeks without sex it takes me a while to get used to my boyfriend's dick.
And I had sex with him regularly, for 8 years.

>>18225296
Your ignorance of anatomy makes it highly undesirable for you to be adding to the gene pool.

A mere penis, however large, will not "stretch" a vagina. (They're made to push babies through, remember).

>>18225287
>shop at more expensive/fashionable stores rather than kmart
>wonder around clothing stores even if you aren't buying anything and take note of what is actually avaliable
>follow fashion blogs/magazines/instagrams/other forms of media
>learn colour theory, what colours look best on your skin tone and what colours look good together in an outfit
>learn what cuts/silhouettes look best on your body type (learn what your body type is if you don't know already.),
>take note of what other people are wearing when you're out and about (especially people you think are fashionable).
>learn about different types of fabrics

You don't really need to trend hop to be considered fashionable, you just need to have a good idea what is out there, how to put together balanced outfits and what looks good on you personally.

>>18225307
I go to H and M

>>learn colour theory, what colours look best on your skin tone and what colours look good together in an outfit
Yeah I've heard of that but I don't know how to get started

>>18225308
Try other stores then. The outfit you posted looks cheap and boring.

Google colour theory.

Also go to MAC or sephora or another makeup store which will do your makeup for you and get them to tell your what your skintone is (cool/warm, whether you have a pink/yellow/whatever undertone) and what colours to pair with your skintone (fall colours, jewel tones, whatever.). Then get clothes in those colours.

>anxious and worried
>trouble sleeping
>feeling trapped
>depressed
>mental illness
>suicidal

You need to consult a doctor and make sure there's nothing weird going on with your brain chemistry.

>>18225276
I would also ask, do you know of any family members that have had similar problems? Anyone diagnosed with mental illness?

>>18225271
Get qualified help.
Not the advice from amateurs you'll get here.

If you're living at home, tell your parents and ask to speak with a doctor.
If you're in school, tell the counsellors or nurse.
If you're in uni, go to the health service.
If you have a doctor, ask him/her for a reference to a therapist.
If you have no doctor, contact a local Social Services office.
Even talking to a clergyman can help - not for religious advice, but because they will know who to send you to.

Don't try to do this on your own. There is no shame in asking for help. And don't let money be an issue. Some of these services are free.

>>18225270
Go outside.

>>18225270
Do it outside you faggot, or edibles.

>>18225270
Can you not find a secluded area outside?

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(Continued, sorry for the long read.)

I started feeling shitty and annoyed, so I go back to my game and just ignore and increase the volume trying to drown out their laughter. Then I hear it even louder and see that they're standing right across the dinner table I was sitting and they're laughing and pointing at me.

At this point I snap and I get up and start pushing my older brother telling him to leave me the fuck alone, and throw in a couple of punches to his stomach. Then I see my little brother laughing as well, and I go to him and start pushing him telling him the same thing. Then my mom comes down and starts yelling at them, and they leave pissed at me.

A couple of minutes after they leave my older brother sends me a text that says "You fucked everything up. Enjoy your game. Alone." Another couple of hours after that text I hear them talking upstairs and they called me a bitch, and a faggot and saying how my older brother would hit me back if I ever punched him again.

I feel like shit /adv/, all I wanted was a chilled weekend of playing vidya with my friend after a long week in school. Now I feel like I messed up big time. I didn't mean to punch my older brother, I didn't know what made me snap. I can hear my younger brother calling me a POS, and same with my older brother.

Am I really this much of an asshole?

>Inb4 " Well OP, you deserve it because you must be an equal as "You must do that often to them too, no?"

I don't. If anything, I'm the most tamed of my brothers, and I keep to myself almost all of the time.

You make your brothers sound horrible, so if it's true your reaction is understandable.
But how do your parents allow that behavior?

>>18225264
They're not horrible (at least not to me.) But I guess they're just assholes in general.
And my mom just let them have their way to a point. When I was my little brothers age I'd get smacked in the mouth and my older brother would smack me too if I spoke up against him. Now? My mom doesn't really do much against my older and younger brother, since older bro is 27 after all. I'm not sure why, and I can't blame her, he's the only guy that knows how to do handy work aside from me, and I'm pretty limited to that knowledge.

My dad can't do anything because my om will hop up against him and yell at him to leave her kids alone. (Even though we're grown ass men)

Given how many businesses started by people who know what they're doing fail, and assuming you're just a kid (yes, 18 year olds are just kids), listen to your parents. You're not as smart as you think you are.

College is a scam, so unless your parents are paying for it starting a business is a fine idea,

The thing is I already found some sort of "mentor" if you would call it as such so failure is rather low

What

What are you asking her?

>>18225222
just asking her if she is following this fashion trend of wearing metal necklackes

What parent is going to consent to a 15 year old marrying a 26 year old?

>>18225201
Depends on jurisdiction, and most of us don't have the expertise to answer legal questions with any kind of authority. This is not a good place to get legal advice.

>>18225203
That wasn't the question

What happened to your shop?

Also how the fuck did you not graduate high school? And whatever the reason, why haven't you got your GED since?

>>18225174
I need stability. The shop made good money but I ended up LIVING there more than being able to make it home. Too many hours, big swings in income, constant uphill climb. It was just a Sisyphean effort.

I started going to college when I was 16 and decided "well if I am in college already I guess I won't need to finish that". I quit going to college and never finished. It was a worthless pigeon holing degree anyway.

what I don't understand is how Jimbob and Jethro make so much money. They never went to school, MAYBE finished high school, but they make so much money!

You'd never know they make money because they're so fucking irresponsible they spend every check they get. Four cars parked in the yard, HUGE lot of land, big screen TV and tickets to every NASCAR and NFL event... They have jobs at factories and warehouses and enjoy LOADS of time off! I mean if somebody has enough time and money to waste as these dense fucks I know for a fact I could not only do their job but excel to managerial positions while they rest on their pensions.

It's that you have zero libido. Smoke some of that legal weed or have some local food next time.

>>18225130
I think my dick just doesn't work anymore. No I'm not interested in men either. It's just like all the sexual drive is removed from me. I think I'm eating too unhealthy. Does fitting help? Otherwise I will just get my hormones removed

Why would you fuck women for money if you don't want sex? Does your low libido bother you?