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Anybody want to give me ideas to sabotage a bush party there is one coming up and it needs to not happen or something happens to get everyone to leave. I want plans that I can do day before, day of, or during
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I live in the bush and would like sleep so would my fluffy farm animals
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>>18299554
Call the cops and say you can see teens drinking and driving
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Throw explosives at them.
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>>18299582
Cant get my hands on explosives or I would have made the whole thing a mine field
>>18299581
I'll probably do this if I cant think of anything fun
current plan is to leave a bunch of tuna day before so it can rot and smell bad for the next day
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has anyone ever gone from living by themselves to willingly moving into an apartment to live with others?
I moved to a new city and have lived in a 1 bedroom for myself for about 2 years now and I have had troubles making friends. I'm also really fucking lonely.
Positives:
less rent
more chances to be social and meet grills
negatives:
possible crazy roommates
not having my own space
I think I'm gonna do it
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>>18299549
The most positive thing about renting a room compared to renting an apartment is the money you save.
>possible crazy roommates
I live in central jersey. 2/3 roommates were crazy enough that it warranted police intervention - one stole $200 from me, and the other was psychotic and threatened my life.
in the remaining 1/3, they will be quirky but able to keep you company.
I'm not sure why you'd want to take that risk, but at least be informed.
Your new roommates aren't necessarily going to be your life pals. College kids live in the sky, are more social, and less likely to be criminally insane, so maybe rent with college kids.
What would be best is making your own friends. You can even share an apartment with a poor friend, and that would maybe be a bonding experience, if the person is quality.
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>>18299555
>What would be best is making your own friends
I have tried, it's just not happening. Maybe it's me, but I pretty much only have acquaintances. I had a much easier time making friends in college when I had roomates to live with and go do stuff with, and I want to try and replicate that
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>>18299567
the only way I know how to make good friends is to have a common struggle and/or join a common cause.
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Depression worsens, desire for self-harm does too. Need some advice 2017-05-09 05:46:43 Post No.18299520
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Depression worsens, desire for self-harm does too. Need some advice
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I've been feeling worse and worse lately, all of my problems have just piled onto me and I feel myself drowning in my sadness. Haven't felt like this since I was a little shit, 13 years old, cutting myself for attention. Now, when I get into a really dark mood and I just hate everything thats going on, I get the urge to just take something sharp and cut my arms open. It doesn't feel like I want attention, more like I just want to feel the pain just to feel it. Maybe I feel like I deserve it, idk, but sometimes I just feel like I need to feel that pain.
Only thing that stops me from hurting myself is that I know my gf of 5 years loves me to pieces and would be devastated if I hurt myself, even slightly. I love her so much, even though we fight a bit because of all the stress going on in life and between eachother, just trying to make it day by day, only good thing I've ever had in my life and I don't want to make her more upset than I already have. Just don't know what to do. Best idea's I've had so far are either talking to a psychiatrist which I'm not likely to do, nor could I afford, or just going for it and cutting where she can't see, though that probably won't work because sex usually involves being fully naked. I just feel so fucked and don't have anyone I can talk to about this. I don't want to scare her or stress her out even more with more of my stupid fucking problems.
TL;DR: Sad anon wants to hurt himself but doesn't want to hurt gf or make her life worse than he already has. Sorry for the short story, don't get to get things off my chest in a stress free way very often.
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Are you a neet or where are you in life?
If you just sit home all day that could be a major problem.
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>>18299520
stop buying into the cutting yourself meme. smoking is pretty popular too. want to take that up?
>sad anon wants to hurt himself
>wants to hurt himself
stop this shit
you're not even posting about your supposed boatloads of problems, just talking about cutting yourself. that shit just clownin' dog. how fucked up is you?
actually address your problems. the only way to cure this feeling is to try and solve/come to terms with the issues that are bothering you
>my girlfriend of five years would be devastated
yeah don't fuck this relationship up
you don't need to use drama to get your issues addressed. YOUR FEELINGS ARE ALWAYS VALID AND IMPORTANT. If you believe your feelings are always valid and important, there's no need to cut yourself for attention.
>I'm not doing it for attention
it's probably not a conscious decision. You're caving under adult pressure and regressing to things you did when you were adolescent.
now enough side tracking. address your issues.
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>>18299533
Nay, finishing up first year of college this week. Have a shitty part-time job in fast food, makes me miserable though. When I'm at home I try to keep busy, clean, yard work, play the bass a bit, World of Warcraft, getting into witchcraft, chill with my gf as often as possible, our schedules line up nicely so not really an issue.
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How can I win over a girl who likes someone else? 2017-05-09 05:33:09 Post No.18299488
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How can I win over a girl who likes someone else?
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I've had a crush on a girl for about 9 months now. I didn't know her at all really at the beginning, which is why it took me so long to take action: I wanted to establish a subtle relationship. We're in a few of the same classes, and we have different friend groups. So I brought myself to her attention slowly, careful not to get too close as I didn't want to land in the friendzone. I realized recently that I haven't gotten as close as I needed to be, so I decided to step it up. I talked to one of her friends today and asked about my crush, does she like anyone, etc. It turns out she likes someone else. After I hit myself for a bit, I realized all is not lost. I know it's possible to win her over, but the school year is almost over and I'm worried when the summer comes I'll lose her: her crush is in her friend group and she'll see him a lot over the summer which could lead to a relationship blooming. How can I fix this before it's too late, /adv/?
>Tl;dr how can I win over a girl who likes someone else fast, or at least prolong the time I have to do it.
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Self bump
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Self bump again
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Reply to my thread damnit
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I have a fetish that I only indulge in on speed and it's ruining my life. Every time I get stressed and anxious which is always cause im poor it gets even worse
Also I'm hopelessly addicted to speed. Help what do
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Stop doing speed, you mong.
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just use it right.
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>>18299436
I'm hopelessly addicted and I can't stop when o stop. I get extra addicted at night for some reason.
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>tfw you realized the hard truth of why you want to be a sissy boy with a tall strong boyfriend and it just amounts to the fact you're a lazy pathetic excuse of a man who'll never be happy if he keeps on this path of self-destruction but the path of improving yourself and becoming a man is a hardship that proved worthless as you denied your true desire in life and now that you've reached a peak of mental and physical health you can never actually go back to enjoying your simple ways and even still you don't have a taller, strong, and faithful bf.
Should I actually just kill myself?
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Go ahead and be a gayboi if you want to do that. Tumblr would support you all the way.
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>>18299451
Why would I want to be supported by a bunch of egocentric, hypocritical, self-righteous delusional assholes?
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>>18299455
Because they're the loudest bunch of motherfuckers on the net these days.
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I hate my fucking life. 2017-05-09 04:33:37 Post No.18299389
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I am just so totally burnt out. Today was a terrible day. I'm pretty sure I failed a math test today. It's my second time taking this class. My wife and I have a two month old baby. My wife works full time and I'm a full time student. Bottom line I just need a break. I know we were planning on taking on all kinds of stuff at the same time. Full time student, new born daughter, reserves. Meanwhile my wife just went back to work after maternity leave. It didn't sound that bad when we were planning all this, but now that I'm in the thick of it it really seems I be compounding. I know we are very fortunate and my wife has a great job and volunteered to support us if I wanted to take a year off. I don't think I need a year, but maybe a little time might really do us some good. I feel like such a little bitch winning about it like this, but it really has gotten to the point where I am getting close to some kind of a wall. What do you guys think am I just being a pussy and need to man the fuck up? Or do you think it might not be auch a bad idea to take some time off and focus on family? I'm not racking up any debt and I have the fortune of being able to go back whenever I like. I really don't wanna be a deadbeat. i just hate my fucking life right now.
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Sure take a break, take care of your baby. Use it to study and catch up when you feel ready. No need to have a pretense reason either. It might give you the opportunity to gain back strenght instead of repeatedly fighting the same losing battle.
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>>18299416
Agreed but maybe not an entire year
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>>18299389
keep going through school i just graduated and i got offers left and right (60-75k between 4 jobs)
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i go back to community college in two months and i've actually been looking for a job.
The thing is, whenever i tell them that i'm only going to stay for a few months they seem disappointment and never call me back.
i have years of experience in the jobs i've been applying for, i'd just rather go back to CC to get a degree.
Should i just lie and tell them i don't have any plans?
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there's no reason to fuck over the employer
if you're not keeping the job, maybe you don't need to job
donate plasma or something
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>>18299315
Always say you don't have any plans, even if you do
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>>18299324
>there's no reason to fuck over the employer
you mean like there's no reason for an employer to fuck over their employee??? pls.
there are plenty of employers who are willing to hire people on a short term basis. The problem i've been having is that they're all looking for their next golden child, and i'm going to be him.
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What is your experience with breaking up with friends, /adv/?
I recently went through one. We were best friends for six years, but then she moved back to her home town, hooked up with her old friends, found a girlfriend, and began the slow fade. A couple months into that, I confronted her about it, and she said she felt we'd been growing apart. So I decided to end it.
So, now I'm not sure how to feel. I'd seen it coming for months, so I'm not too broken up about it. And I learned not to hold onto people long ago, they always leave eventually. But, I still feel some sense of loss, at least in an abstract sense, she was the only person I'd considered a real friend.
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Worst part is it wasn't even the distance that did us in, because that'd have been a nice excuse. But, we've been living in different cities for the past three years, and still remained as close as ever. It was just when she found other, better, friends that she began to fade.
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>>18299285
Man you are caustic.
>if you arent hanging out with me then we arent friends
Never burn bridges like that.
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>>18299285
I know the feeling. I don't believe it ending friendship. Only realization that it was not real friendship. Real friendship can overcome because each party has the other in mind. If you really were friends you should overcome
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Just got dumped cause im a failure at life ask me anything 2017-05-09 03:49:54 Post No.18299276
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Just got dumped cause im a failure at life ask me anything
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i need a bit of cheering up. Girlfriend just dumped me, or said "we need a break" because of how she doesn't feel the same way about me. Thing is she just got back from the Army and was growing ever so distant up till she broke things off.....
i know the thoughts behind her reasoning too and it just sucks that im a failure at everything i do
what do i do to help with this pain? It was my first relationship so right now im at a complete loss what should i do?
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#1 dont blame yourself... you didnt cheat or hit her. she got bored and didnt communicate very well and left you high and dry.
#2 Sit down with her and have her tell you how it started and you deserve closure for being faithful. then do whatever you can to rekindle your love
#3 if shes really done.... go hit the gym, play more video games, hang out with friends. Do what makes you happy
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i had the same thing happen to me. she got really cold and distant, and only told me 5-6 months after the fact that she didn't love me anymore. it hurt a lot at first, and i felt like i didn't know what i was going to do without her. best thing to do is cut her out of your life all at once, like ripping off a bandaid.
not a shill if you're looking to improve yourself, i recommend the book 'the gorilla mindset'.
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>>18299345
thanks
>dont blame yourself...
trying not to, but also trying to keep myself occupied it just felt like i kept disappointing her and always letting her down because i wasn't/am not going anywhere in life. im stuck in a dead end so to speak and she has everything going for her right now...
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Weird New Thing About Myself 2017-05-09 03:37:52 Post No.18299248
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So a few days ago at work I was going into my shift in the morning and found out 2 of my coworkers that work with me called out. My boss was pissed at them because it was just me there, and we needed more help. Well something weird happened, idk why but I got super focused on the task's to do. Like I actually finished everything to do when my shift ended, bascially doing a 3 person job by myself. The weirdest part was when I was working everything around me started to get quieter and I got super focused. I dont know how to explain it but it felt like everything around me was swirling and I was getting so much done. This happened again when I was helping my friend fix something on her computer. I just got super focused but this time things didnt get quieter like last time but the swirling came back. Its weird to say but I think I found a new way to focus really hard on tasks and get them finished. Any thoughts?
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>>18299248
Peak-functioning autism
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never EVER do that again at work. your boss will assume that you can easily do the work of 3 people. at first he will praise you, but soon he will expect it and finally, demand it, untill you crash and burn from exhaustion.
other than that, yeah, it's a nice feel to be in "the zone".
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wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(psychology)
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I want my childrens to be sent to private schools. Shaming me as much as you want, but I know if I wanna do that I need to married to a rich/upper middle class.
How am I gonna do that? I'm willing to try and to be deserved to my partner. I'm willingly to create my own business or such, had a bachelor and planning to get a master. I just don't know how to approach or meeting more "posh" people and how to not feel like I'm below them. I'm from working class, not comfort money.
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Here's a crazy idea, you could try working hard enough to be as financially well of as them
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>>18299230
I have a two step solution to your problem op
>find 22. Bullet
>insert directly to your cranium via fire arm
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>>18299249
I know however I tried I still couldn't make it. I'm not the type of staying home partner and enjoying the wealth without working for it.
I have some friends with their targets and successes with marry one
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Went to some exercise class at the school gym today. I was the only guy there and the girls gave me surprised looks. Not condescending or uncomfortable as far as I could tell, just surprised. Should I stop going? I'm overweight and it was a really good workout but I don't want to make them uncomfortable and/or end up in trouble for being 'creepy'.
I saw a girl there that I met once through a roommate, but I didn't say anything to her. She didn't say anything to me, either.
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>>18299184
You're the gym to do one thing fuckhead. LOOSE WEIGHT. Not what people think. Not there to worry about who is judging you. Fuck them. It's about you you fucking goof. If you're being weird make absolutely no eye contact. Pretend they're not there
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>>18299198
This.
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I used to take pilates classes, often there would only be one guy if any. No one had any problem with it. Relax and keep going there. If they're actually surprised and it's not all in your head, it's probably good surprise. You're doing the same thing they're doing, nothing to feel bad about
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>be me; 22
>grad uni soon, leaving to military
>be her; 20
>1 year ago, used to like me
>be to busy with work/school dont bother
>be now; crushing on her
should I pursue her? Or dont bother since ill be leaving in 6 weeks time?
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>>18299174
I honestly suggest a healthy dose of suicide or get killed in accident at boot camp.
Your usage of grammer and memes is atrocious.
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>>18299195
And you had to create another bad meme for the occasion? Pathetic.
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The bars cost too much, so I bought a huge handle of whisky. The thing is, I've had no desire to crack it. I might take a flask if my friends insist on going to the bar. Time will tell.
This has me thinking, could I take the allure and excitement out of my vices, if they were just sitting in abundance on a shelf in my closet? I was thinking, having an abundance of the stuff and repeatedly not going after it is really starting to turn me off.
Does this sound like a decent quitting method for a non-addict? I was thinking about doing the same thing with candy and cigarettes - make it boring, take the excitement and novelty out of it.
Thoughts?
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>>18299162
This might work in theory, but you are just tempting yourself.
First off, people aren't only addicted to cigs cause of the allure, they smoke cause of the chemical addiction to nicotine. Secondly, how did getting a handle of whiskey cure your desire to drink? Do you drink any less than when you bought the handle?
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>>18299175
I'm not dependent on any of these things, just allured out of boredom. It's hard to "just stop" when life is so dull, though.
>do you drink less since you bought the handle
I don't remember the last time I sat on a lot of alcohol and didn't feel a desire to drink it. I never had an abundance of it. Having booze was this exciting, sometimes social thing, but now it's like having dish soap.
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>>18299193
That's what lots of addicts say. If you are truly attracted to these things out if boredom get a damn hobby. I really don't see how buying candy and cigs in bulk will stop your vices.