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>>18297066
DONT remain friends with her. Cut her off as much as you can. Which will be difficult because you share a friend group. Just focus on getting with other girls and eventually you'll find one that will make you forget all about her. Or you will come to the realization she is no different than any other girl. Whichever comes first.

>>18297066

Stop hanging out with her.

>>18297071
>>18297073
We never really "hang out" and i did try to cut her off but she kept sending me messages all upset asking why i would do such a thing to her for no apparent reason

>>18297055
Walmart

I recently launched an insurance company targeted at inner city folk, known as Idiot Nigger Car Insurance. The name is trademarked, but you're definitely allowed to borrow it if you want.

>>18297055
Cyclexos

Probably would get better if you didn't live with your mom? Get some help or help yourself. Find things that you like to do (if you can't find any you are probably depressed and/or lazy) and maybe you will start seeing things in a different light. Live for yourself, not for others. You really can do anything.

>>18297093
>Probably would get better if you didn't live with your mom?
We have a small business. If I leave, it ends and the whole thing falls apart.

> Get some help or help yourself.
I just want to be left alone.

>>18297028
Yes. What do you mean by neutral face? Staring into the void, staring to the floor?
I'm sad all the time too. I don't hide it at school anymore.

Worked fine for the new French president.

>>18297023
This is like that movie Don Jon lol. I think short term its fine but I'd avoid anything long term. She is well past her prime and you're in the peak of yours.

>>18297026
Fpbp

>>18297021

This is the best bait people have for us? So sad...

>>18297037
well?

>>18297037
I can't even tell anymore. Some of the genuine questions are worse than any bait someone can come up with. How can you differentiate anymore?

>>18296984
jeez im so fucking tired of that whiny chick always being in the news.

Worst case scenario is after you bust you look down and realize your dick is lost in the mouth hole of a disgusting hippopotamus. This might deal a considerable blow to your self confidence if you mind that sort of thing. Also, she might not be great at giving head, despite the stereotype.

>STDs
>shame
>she might want to fuck, leading to more STD risk
>minimal satisfaction, maximum shame

Otherwise it's just head and you'll think nothing of it, but why not just fap

Watch out for STDs. And well, she might be crazy and start stalking you. Fat chicks tend to want a boyfriend so they fuck guys from above their league and assume that this means that those guys want to date too, not just fuck.

Male
I would date a girl from /x/ cause they are all fucking mental but in a good way.

I would not date a soc whore.

>>18296964
Male
Most like to date: /fit/
Least want to date: /r9k/

>>18296964
>What is are the boards that you would least and most like to date the people from?
What am I even reading here

You got raped OP, that shit isn't ok. You need to either report her (which may have mixed results because of how fucked society is) or run away as fast and far as possible.

That was rape, dude, no matter what anyone says. You can't let her get away with that.

>>18296949
lmfao thanks for the laugh

Drop this crazy bitch though

>>18296961
>>18296974
I guess it was, like I may not immediately but if thats the thing to do it'll be a highlighted option for me. I hear sometimes people pay for this, so I don't wanna throw away something if its worth money but I still like her, we like the same things and all and it was already hard enough finding someone. But still if it was rape thats something to think about.

2/6: "Here's the most heartfelt thing I've ever said to you: I've loved you as long as we've known each other, not like bff's "love" and not like goofy ass "friends love each other" love, more like the real thing.... You've been one of the best friends I've ever had, we've both been able to open up to one another, and I've felt a mutual comfort between us since always! The fact that you gave me a REAL, strong, and honest friendship over the past 8 years is why I've had such a tough time ever admitting this to you, because I know admitting something like this can only come off as cringey and complicated.... idk any way around that i guess but I'm now seeing that bottled up emotions are a waste of time. That said, I'm at a point in life where I need you to know, no matter what happens: I love you, [girl], and while I feel like I've never said it adequately let me say it now: when I saw you everyday you were every single highlight and since we've gone our separate ways you've occupied every one of my favorite memories!"

3/6: You've brought me peace in times of chaos , you've connected and laughed with me in times of happiness, and you've always absolutely stunned me every time I've looked at you.

4/6: Let me talk about the past for a moment. My single biggest regret is lying to you about how I felt. Do you remember the day in high school when you were texting me and you said something along the lines of "I just really need to know if you like me or not?" I was nervous as fuuuuck, and I lied to you that night and told you that I had felt something before but not consistently...the truth is that you've dazzled me from day one! I regret my response that night soooo much. I don't know if anything would have been different, at all, but I desperately wish I had told you the truth then and there. Girl you've been blowing my mind since 2009

>>18296904
Just use a website that helps connect roommates. or just live in a multiroom apartment and you'll be assigned roommates by the company. I also didn't have friends and got assigned some I ended up liking by random.

>>18296907
I've never lived by myself and I need to as soon as possible. How should I go about it and how soon should I except it to happen?

>>18296938
What? Just look up on google as site that helps you find a roommate. I'm sure you'd be able to find one relatively quickly. Where are you from?

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>>18296899
>dating a bitch who gives you an ultimatum
>happiness

Pick one.

Are your friends poisonous? I could see this being put in place if for example your two friends were meth heads and you used every time you guys hung out. If however she just doesn't like them and is exacting this as a form of control over you, you need to drop her. I know people always criticize users on /adv/ for always defaulting to breaking up but think about it. When is it ok for someone to tell you who you can and can't associate with.

>>18296902
True and no it's not like that, they do drugs but I'm not a drug user myself. She thinks I shouldn't have drug heads in my life and yeah you get the picture

>>18296902
Its not just her I'm not sure how they would react themselves if I tried to be friends with them again, it wasnt the best of terms last I saw them. My biggest regret was letting her dictate to me and me moving out of the house I was sharing with them

>>18296854
Just to make sure I have this straight:
You asked her out twice, she said no.
She got annoyed you didn't talk to her.
She made out with you.
She told you to fuck off (is this out of the blue, or did you do something stupid?)
She gets needy and tries to guilt you into talking to her again.

Based on what you've said, you should drop the bitch. Affection then rejection is a manipulation tactic. Not saying that's necessarily what she's doing, but be careful. Sounds like she's fucking you around though. Be assertive, or gtfo of there

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2/2

We are still chatting randomly, she says she somewhat miss me and wants to see me IRL. All these days we chatted she told me that I am not ready, I take things too seriously. She knows I am pretty nervous person. I didn't reveal to her, I think I still don't know why did she agree and how does she endure everything. Two days ago she asked me what are my troubles and complexes. I asked her why she even finds that interesting, getting an answer that it interests her pretty much now. I told her I am constantly worried about everything, not assertive enough, etc. She told that everything is basically good and she likes everything but the fact I am indecisive.
"You know, I am getting older while you are that indecisive. I am STILL waiting for something, and you ignore every blatant hint". I answered that I don't understand, but I understand my indecisiveness is a thing that should be fixed. She asked if I even understand what happens between us. "It's certainly not a friendship, because friends won't ever immediately take clothes off. You have to do something as a man, that's how life works. There must be a resolute, decisive move, either we're friends or we're going forward." I said that we're probably going forward.
>it shouldn't be like explanatory talk
>"yes" "no" "yes" "no"
>seems like I dictate everything
>that's a bullshit and unpleasant
>"going forward?" - "yeah"
>"let's have sex?" - "yeah"
>that's why i say you are not ready
>nothing is worse than that
>it's your love life, you have a girl, you are attracted to her
>decide what you want and act, doesn't matter how and why, these are not my troubles

I can't relax. My low self-esteem kills me, right fucking now. I don't know what to do. It would seem pretty obvious from this point, but I feel that I will always be that indecisive boy and turn woman I like off.

What do I do?

>>18296854
There is nothing strange about her behavior of suddenly hitting you up. You got on your hands what we like to call a slut. She missed the constant attention and the validation it brought her so she decided to reel you back in. All this behavior is standard of a subhuman woman that manipulates a man she knows she can. She is only doing this because she knows she can get away with and it brings her entertainment.

Cut this girl off completely. Don't know exactly what your situation is but it seems you don't have too many women hitting you up so you're a bit desperate and willing to put up with her shit. Block every form of communication with this girl now. It's gonna suck not having her attention but this pain is only temporary and short term. This is a small price to pay compared to the extreme mindfuck she will run on you if you continue talking with her. It will only get worse the more time you spend with her so cut if off now. She doesn't care about you. She treats you like shit. She never cared about you.

>>18296847
Yea I don't know why the fuck girls tell guys of their past sexual experiences. It has happened to me a few times and always makes me feel grossed out and I want to bounce.

Sounds like you're feeling pretty nervous so you can't get a full chub. Stop jerking off and this should help. Was this completely sober? Maybe having a few drinks would loosen you up although you may not want to rely on this strategy long term. Try getting more comfortable around her so your nervousness isn't so strong.

>>18296853
>>18296853
how do i get more comfortable?i dont know if she's interested in spending time together. It seems like she just thinks i'm an attractive guy she wants to get destroyed by
And i cant live up to that shit

>>18296863
I lost my virginity to a woman who was so unattractive that I had to purge her from my memory. I know this isn't the same situation you're in but throwing away my virginity did make sex meaningless to me. This has had horrible consequences on my current and past relationships with women.

I'm not saying that you should be in love. Do what you want with your virginity. I think that you might want to choose your first girl a bit more carefully. I know that being a virgin sucks dick especially when you start getting older but don't be in a rush. Go and meet a girl you actually care for. Take the time to develop a real relationship of substance with her and I don't think you'll have this problem. Sometimes your dick looks out for you. If it doesn't want to get hard it might be a subconscious warning that's meant to help.

If after all this you still want to smash this broad then like I said stop jerking off and try using alcohol. If you still find it difficult and can't be comfortable around her then use viagra.

>>18296814
Given this is an advice board and you're not so much a faggot to've missed that, my advice is: kill yourself.

>>18296814
On image host servers.
Browse newest until one appears

just go to b and do some reverse image search first

Too feminine for what?

>>18296799
What kind of trashy ass shit is this? Who buys their mom a tattoo?

>>18296934
This

Your mom also loves dick, maybe you should get a dick tattooed on your cheek you fucking fruitcake