Is there anything I can do to prevent my children from being

>>18384882
Have them with a woman around your height.

My friend got hormone injections as a child and he is over six feet now. His manlet dad saw he was getting short and decided he didn't want thatlife for his son so he did what any father would do

Inject him full of chemicals.

wikihow.com/Grow-Taller

>>18384882
If short people would stop procreating then everyone would eventually be tall. Particularly short men should just stop it.

Not going on /r9k/ helps. Get the girl you want, have children with her, and live the life.

>>18384928
If only, right?

Im gonna make it my lifes mission now to fuck tall sluts, impregnate one, and then have my taller-than-you son cuck you in 25 years.

See you soon faggot!

>>18384882

>Have kids with a tall woman
>Make sure they get some physical activity throught childhood and teenage
>Give them plenty of nutrients during their growth
>Also make sure they're getting as much sunlight as possible. Do not send them in a sunless highschool

>>18384892

His dad sounds alright. I'm no manlet but I wouldn't had minded some extra testosterone.

>>18385201
God speed

>>18384882
5'9" isn't even that short...
like 5'4" or some shit, thats short.
but christ, if this is all that matters to you... i'm sure your kids are going to be superficial assholes so who gives a fuck.

IIRC your adult height upper limit is determined by your mother's and grandmother's diets as a child.

If they didn't have healthy diets you're probably going to be short.

>>18385201
>>18384928
We probably don't want everyone to be tall. We would be better off if everyone was a bit shorter, desu. Less caloric needs would require less resources to maintain a healthy population.

>>18385394
>manlet detected

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>>18385455
I'll shove my muscular manlet dick down your throat,
i'll fuck you till you love me!

>>18385455
Bitter lanklet virgin detected.

>>18385477
Kek

>>18385498
Bitter, no. I don't understand why I'd be bitter though

Virgin, yes.

>>18385504
>bitter, no
>still a virgin

It's obvious you're very bitter. you can try to lie to us, but its a crime to lie to the dude in the mirror.

Lel