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>>18486773
Like thousands of other wannabe doms. Forgett it. You will only find degenerate hambeasts online.

t. D/s LTR

>>18486777
This.

Been there done that just about got out of it alive, really wouldn't recommend it

Go to a gay club nite in rubber then by some brogues

>>18486773
> I'm thinking of advertising my need to own a slave in a 24/7 bdsm relationship towards women 18 to 21.
A gazillion people long have wanted young beautiful house sex slaves and it just got a lot worse after Fifty Shades of shitty writing.

Forget it, this is actually more unrealistic than getting a free household servant.

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I say that life is too beautiful. I don't think I can imagine the amount of things that I don't know. Don't we want to live fulfilling lives full of discovery? What a fucking shame it'd be to die only having experienced this, or only have learned so little. People can have sour grapes and say that they don't want this, but that's what everyone wants. I think that everyone grows up through their teens into adulthood losing what this is really all about. Discovery, what you did as a child, I don't want to end up as some pathetic adult that lost this and sees life in a shallow view.

Life is supposed to be deep and beautiful and I'm sitting here blowing it, right now, and have for the last 4 years, trying to figure IT out, whatever IT is. Who I am, what life is, where I am, who my parents are, everything. I'm realizing that I'm looking at life in such an extremely narrow view port. There is so much happening at all times from unimaginable points of view, completely different to what you are viewing and experiencing life in.

I feel ashamed, trying to make or pass off as if the entire world is in this bedroom and that I know how everything goes, when I don't know anything.

I feel very ashamed to be so myopic.

Holy shit, are you me?

I have no real advice, sorry anon. Here's to hoping life gets better for both of us and anyone else in a similar situation.

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>>18486738
>I don't want to work or go to school. I want to do my own things.
Then why are you bothered? Could it be that you want to study and work sometimes? Or maybe you just don't want to people to judge you or some other secondary prize you get from it?

>We all want that, to have our own time.
Then why do you think many people can still work and study? Do you think they are doing life the wrong way by not doing what they want all the time or should you do something uncomfortable once in a while?

>you are in total control, anything is possible, and the fact that you exist and are aware of it must mean you can be somebody or do something great
I can't say I agree with this.

>>18486743
>Life is supposed to be deep and beautiful
"Supposed" by who...?

Nah, I'm 21 and I'm stuck in early 2000s pop punk/ punk/ metal music.
As long as you stay with the current you're fine

>>18486693

lol

>>18486693
Nah you're attracted to the music that was popular when you were a teenager, that's the story for 90% of people. The same way people in their 40s still crank Motley Crue and Whitesnake when they wanna party.

Get some gay guy that loves peanutbutter to lick it off for you.

>>18486675
But then I'd have AIDS

Do a barrel roll.

If you are guaranteed to get a job after you finish university then take the loan but don't be one of those guys who pays the minimum for the next 10 years. Instead live in what is essentially poverty while you throw all of your money at your debt to erase it as quickly as possible.

Why not just go to community college instead?

>>18487133
This. Do CC while working part time

April 20th

It is both Hitlers birthday and Stoner day.

thank you anon

:/

let them use it and if they see your orders tell them its a gift your your GF

>>18486596
I'm single tho.

>>18486569
this is a question for Amazon tech support.
>>18486615
you have a girlfriend who lives in Canada. Her name is Vancouver she lives in Alberta.

Get a car.

>>18486518
That wouldn't change anything.

>>18486532
Are you stupid? You would gain the ability to go anywhere you want on your own whim.

Despite my half-serious reply, you need to man up and tell your mother that you're an adult. If she tries to pull some shit like kicking you out, then she's simply an awful person who's controlling you not because she worries but because she literally wants to control you. You should try to sit down with her and ask why she's so overbearing. You should really spend the summer doing what you want, staying out late and having fun with friends while you're still a teenager. Explain this to her and hope for the best, otherwise, you'll just have to assert yourself and leave when you want to.

If you want to keep things respectful between you and your mother, then start respectfully and just put your foot down and tell her you want more freedom. Otherwise, lying and just leaving could damage your relationship, if you value it, though I do encourage you to try and sit down with her.

>>18486472
I don't think height or weight have anything to do with voice. If you want it more girly you have to practice higher pitched voices until you find the one you want and keep practicing it until you can do it whenever

Height has nothing to do with voice. I met a white guy in college who was 4'8" and sounded like fucking Mufasa. On the contrary, a friend of a friend is a 6'10 behemoth of a woman who sounds like she's still 6 years old. I imagine her moans of pleasure sound not unlike like a squeaking dog toy and it is for this reason alone that I have not attempted even a simple fuck-only relationship with her. I fear my suspicions would prove true and I wouldn't be able to stop laughing with each thrust as my dog tries to claw his way into the bedroom.

Just curious, why? Are you making some weird fetish video or are you trying to attract young boys.

>>18486470
And you're problem is???

post the link to the local law enforcement agency in the area

I'm from brasil, direct me to it

>>18486363
I meannnn I wouldn't suggest you do something dumb like this but...

ask them to come over and talk about it(get her to come over) get her to relax and start talking about it cuddle show her affection tell her it's okay to be sad get her to relax chill out convince her that it's alright and don't need to end her life over it and then suggests she sees a psychologist for a diagnosis and medication to help her depression if it's that severe. I suggest you talk to alice honestly, she's a pretty competent one.

girls really suck at offing themselves. she'll end up in a hospital after swallowing a few pills and will then change her life since she got the attention she wanted.

>>18486363
It's time to start the process to dump her. If she learns that can get you to jump through hoops and give her attention by threatening suicide, she'll keep doing it every time she feels lonely.

I know that sounds cold-hearted, but she's manipulating you while drunk.

>>18486338
Cheaters will be cheaters. She cheated her bf, she'll cheat you.

Priority on bar girl
Cheaters don't stop cheating

>>18486338

She's not gonna leave her bf. You're just a side dick. Go with the new girl.

>>18486337
No, it's not wrong to judge someone for the things that they decide to have permanently printed on their bodies. And the one you described sounds particularly embarrassing to me. I dunno if it would make me question her "sanity" but it would definitely make me feel like she has really poor judgment and/or impulse control. Make of that what you will.

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I wouldn't judge someone for the fact that they have a tattoo, but I would definitely judge them for having a stupid cringey one like a giant Veigar on their back. You don't want to be doing doggy style and having to look into the eyes of an angry black mage ripoff.

No it's not wrong.

>>18486321
Yes, that would be creepy. Order pizza more often and talk to her in person.

That is incredibly creepy.

>>18486332
yes this.

Depends on who the coworker is. Some I just talk to about work, others are more like friends.

>>18486303

My coworkers have become some of my closest friends over time, but assuming you don't know them that well, play it safe. Sports, how are the wife and kids, did you see X on TV, YouTube, whatever, a movie you saw over the weekend or they saw... basically that.

Delve deeper though, when you get the chance.

>>18486303
If it's not about work, then people usually talk about hobbies, family and entertainment.