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I split up with my girlfriend about a month ago. We were together for almost 2 years and it all fell apart in a matter of days for the shittiest of reasons. It ended up with me being kicked out.
I have my own flat now, I'm struggling to get my bearings but I find myself with more things to be thankful for than I have to complain about.
Only problem is, my ex sent me snotty messages to get my stuff (whilst I was homeless) and then ended up dumping it all at mine. She did this because "I was plaguing her life" but now she plagues mine. At least once a day she pops back into my mind and it's crushing. I can't help but check her Facebook and ask myself how she can be so happy already, like I never existed.
In short, I am struggling to move on. Ideas?
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1. Stop looking at her FB
2. Don't reply to her texts under any circumstances
3. Do you booboo
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Change takes time man, 2 years a are a long time.
Block all contact and get your shit together, she probably moved on a long time ago, that's wat girls do.
Find new hobbies, go out with your lads and generally do shit you could not when you were together.
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbp0DugfCA
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>>18499392
Consider yourself lucky. She's obviously not the person you thought she was if she acts this way. She is acting like an immature spoiled brat who isn't capable of having a relationship in the first place. Throwing somebody out vs working on their issue and then instead of moving on in life have to poke the fire are really sick individuals.
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How do I deal with being angry all the time? For a long long time now ever since I was young I've been envious and angry about everything. I hate other people who are happier than me. I hate people who are smarter, faster, more attractive, more talented, etc. I just don't know what to do with all this. I just sit around all day being mad that I can't hurt all those people I'm envious of.
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You can choose to be happy, you just dont
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>>18499398
There's nothing to be happy about.
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buy a punching bag and beat the fuck out of it to release your anger, or even just do it with a pillow on your bed
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I want to ask this girl I know on Instagram to be in a long-distance relationship with me.
How do I pull the trigger??
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First you make sure the gun is pointing at your temple.
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>>18499365
LMAO!
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>>18499365
Lol, fair enough.
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My girlfriend and I went outside a week or so ago.
One of her friends was there with us too (Female friend). We sat down and I put my hand over her shoulder, I told her I love her and such and she didn't really do anything. It's been like this since the beginning, It's always me that tells her I love her, never her that tells me that she loves me.
She never really does much. I was starting to worry. I started getting pretty depressed then, we sat down alone, her friend left, and I asked her "Do you love me?" and "Would you be happier if we weren't togheter?". She just sat there doing fuck all. She said "ofcourse i do, and no, im happier with you". I felt even worse, I felt on the verge of breaking, tearing up, on the verge of crying. She did nothing, she just fucking sat there doing nothing. I said "Fuck it" and I hugged her, we just sat there like that for a while. Not really talking, just both of us feeling shit, but that was 10x worse for me.
I still feel like shit for crying then, for being so emotional back then. I want to be a man, I want to be a rock in even the worst of storms but it's so fucking tough. I've just been feeling so unbelievably fucking terrible since then.
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You're showing behavioral traits often described as 'neediness'. It turns off your counterpart and extinguishes the flame between the two of you.
If she loves you, she will say so.
Take some distance, don't send her text messages everyday. Quit randomly telling her how much you love her. She'll gravitate towards you more.. and that's when you have to keep it up, which is hard. Good luck.
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>>18499372
Thanks anon, I'm pretty new to this game. And whislt this is really good help and I'll be sure to do it, that isn't my main problem (at least not now, and not to me) . My main problem is
>I still feel like shit for crying then, for being so emotional back then. I want to be a man, I want to be a rock in even the worst of storms but it's so fucking tough. I've just been feeling so unbelievably fucking terrible since then.
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>>18499387
You are a man. You just have a shit view of what a man is.
Feeling sad or needy doesn't make you less of a man, and repressing things to live up to a standard is retarded.
Sit her down and tell her how you feel calmly.
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massage chick like me or not?
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Do masseuse do this because she wants to have lunch with me? or as a joke? (she's chinese and 20? international student)
>used to go to masseuse next to my work(i work in mall) sometimes.
>stopped going cause spaghetti fell everytime the qte masseuse said "HELLO :)" outside of massage place.
>Today stood outside of their shop staring at the massage prices sign.
>qte staring at me
>end up booking full body massage
>etc etc, so im laying on the massage table with face down and her leg keeps randomly being in contact with my hand as she massaging back.
>she strokes my upper back to lower back with both hands FAST/HARD which rocks my lower back, giving me a boner.
>she was quite when i said feels good etc so i thought it's accident
>but she ends up massaging my calves and puts front of my feet IN BETWEEN HER LEGS
>begin holding breath and breathing silently to try reducing my boner because i know i'll have to turn over soon.
>works.jpg (after she stops massaging calves)
>she tells me to turn over (towel covering my boxers)
>goes behind my head, massages head then chest
>as she massages chest she extends her chest over my eyes, like 10 inches away from my face.
>at this point i was caught offguard and instant boner, then the session ends and she says finished and leaves quickly.
>i look down, see how hard i am/noticable it is
>spilling spaghetti in my head overload.
>Eventually go out and she's at counter and as i pay she says "did you enjoy that :)?"
>i respond "uhh... yeah... you massage really good" and then she gives me this big cheeky smile.
>i ask for her name, then smile and leave
Since im an autist please tell me what im supposed to do now?
Also b4 i got massage she mentioned that she studies at same college i do and saw me one time on the stairs.
pic related (looks like her)
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>>18499262
Dam dude
I gotta go get a fuckin massage!
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Also i work in clothing store 20 meters away from hers and i'm good looking and muscular.
This is the first time i've experienced something like this so thats why im confused.
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>>18499271
>This is the first time i've experienced something like this so thats why im confused.
Like what? Asking a girl out?
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Yesterday a girl I liked went home with one of the biggest jerks in our circle. He is not a good friend and someone who really hates and rants about people. Treating women like objects and just fucking his way through.
I asked her out nicely and she said no a few weeks ago. I dont mind getting neglected but seeing him succeding makes me think if I should even bother being a nice guy cause I dont get any happiness out of it. My parents taught me to try to be the best Person in every regard and good things will come to you. But it just hurts and I see only other people succeed. I dont enjoy life any more at all.
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Try not being a nice guy
See if you have any luck
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>>18499258
This is not about being nice or asshole (though having confidence helps a lot), but simply about being attractive vs being not attractive.
And since attractivity is mostly subjective, she didnt want you. Simple as that.
Just go and find new girl to ask out. Eventually you will succeed.
>it hurts
Rejection always hurts. But being jealous or becoming jaded from negative experience wont help you at all. SIMPLY TRY NEW GIRL.
Also congratulations on having balls to actually ask girls out, something half of /adv misses.
Maybe try asking girls which dont know you yet well (aka outside of your friends group). So even if they reject you, you wouldnt be forced to see them every time again.
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You most likely are not being objective. Usually whenever someone makes a post like this, the reality is that you are not as nice as you think and he's not as big of an asshole as you think.
Whatever the case, she finds him attractive and you not. Nothing to do with being nice or not. But by all means try to be an asshole if you think that will get you girls. You'll be even more hated and realize your mistake.
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Alright, here's my story and I want some advice.
Currently in last year of high school, there's this cute, shy Asian girl in the year below me and she's a 7/10 overall. From what I hear she studies a lot, doesn't have a part-time job and doesn't have social media. Always hangs out with her best friend and they're practically inseparable. I managed to catch her walking out class and I asked if she was free, and she replied that she wasn't because of upcoming exams but that she'd give me her number later on, which hasn't happened.
In this time, I've contemplated talking to one of her other close friends (who's my best friend's ex) about it and seeing if there's anything I can do, though I don't know her that well. Should I bother asking her friend? Should I ask her again?
Thanks.
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Yeah ask the friend.
If nothing happens then drop it and find a new girl.
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If I were I would casually approach her again and in a joking tone say you owe me lunch and bring up the number etc. If she doesn't respond positively and give her number then don't bother and move on
Don't assume the quiet shy ones are any more wholesome than the extroverted ones, they're usually worse and mentally ill
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>>18499236
Should I invite her for coffee? We're on holiday break right now
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I've posted on here before about this girl and appreciate the help before. I've another problem related to it.
Some backstory:
>I'm a little bit Aspergery
>Never had a girlfriend, or even extensive contact with the opposite sex outside of my mum/little sister/grandmother before this girl
>7 weeks ago my sister set me up on a date with one of her friends that had a crush on me
>We've been seeing each other a lot since then, averaging just under 4 dates a week
>I've told her I have no idea what to do in almost any social or intimate situation
>She said that's ok and she's happy to teach me
>She told me that on a lot of our dates she's trying to get me to open up more
>I am enjoying spending time with her a lot
>I get an erection for almost the entirety of our dates
>She can definitely feel it pressing into her body when we kiss sometimes but hasn't said anything about it
So my problem happened on Friday. We were together in her flat and kissing a lot and this eventually led to her taking off her shirt and bra. This was the first time I've ever seen a girl's breasts outside of the internet or my mum. She asked me to touch them and my penis felt like it was going to explode, and when she told me to use my mouth I actually did cum in my pants.
I don't think she noticed because her eyes were closed and I kept going for another 15 minutes until she asked me to stop, but the smell started to permeate the room. She didn't say anything though. After we stopped we kissed a bit more and then I went home.
My problem is how do I avoid cumming in my pants in the future if I find myself in these situations?
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>>18499222
Well the simplest way is to have a wank beforehand. You can also speak to a doctor, they can give you something to help with premature ejaculation. It's a really common thing, and in a lot of cases it goes away on its own when people have a bit more experience.
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>>18499233
I've never been big on wanking and we don't schedule our dates very far in advance. Usually no more than a couple of hours.
Do the doctors give you a drug for it or what?
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>>18499250
>Do the doctors give you a drug for it or what?
Yes, I believe so.. I don't have personal experience with that
I don't really like wanking either but nipping into the bathroom for 5 minutes before you meet her isn't going to kill you and it could save you from some sticky situations
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Can someone identify this I found it in my room.
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Bed bug
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Looks like a tick
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>>18499206
Put a coin or something next to it to have a size reference.
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Focus of my oneitis is wanting to do some weed and is thinking of going through me to get it bc I have connections via some really good friends. It's illegal in my state and I don't smoke, but if this does pan out she'll probably want me to act as a sitter even though it's just weed. I'm not sure if there actually a bit of romantic tension between us or if I'm just imagining it, but is this my chance to make or break the relationship? Am I putting my scholarships on the line? Is this situation worth what may or may not arise? Am I just being used?
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Not in legal in your state so is this girl worth the risk?
If you do line it up: make sure you don't have possession on the drugs.
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>>18499151
>Am I putting my scholarships on the line?
meh, just dont be a spaz and you wont get caught lil nigga, go get that hoe some weed and rub on her a lot until shes down
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>>18499160
Girl is definitely worth imo, but might just be me being biased. To give more context, I've got some hefty scholarships that could be put at risk if I'm caught, but that's IF I'm caught. Because both at home with parents bc summer, this would probably go down on some back road.
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Well I don't know if any of this is going to resonate with anyone but just in case, I'll be here for about an hour answering your honest questions.
Age 12: immigrate to USA
Age 13-15: i'm awkward as fuck; have no real friend; become depressed; get addicted to surfing the internet and PC gaming; sleep 3, 4 hours a day to spend more time with my addictions; parents think i'm studying
Age 16-17: parents start getting worried about me
Age 18-21: have around 5 friends to play games with; brain is devastated from getting so little sleep; parents are always worried and telling me to sleep more and stop playing games (we fight a lot, sometimes violently); still no life outside of gaming so i continue; somehow manage 3.0+ GPA studying engineering at a decent college (a lot of bullshitting and cheating); depression is getting worse still; begin to think there's no end to my misery
Age 22: cousin that's really close to me dies from cancer in her early 30's; still have no life; depression is seriously endangering my health; thoughts of suicide begin to carry weight; mind is always obsessed with negative thoughts; almost losing my mind
Age 23: start seeing a therapist; finally make a couple of friends at school who make me feel comfortable and great outside of gaming; start exercising more and try thing outside of gaming with new friends; graduate from college but no luck in job hunting
Age 24: depression is still bad but through therapy and a lot of self help resources i found on the internet i begin to try to find balance in my thoughts (not going to school helps); try my hardest to just relax, chill out, and hang out with my new friends; still play a lot of games; parents are still worried about me
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Age 25: negative thoughts are getting easier to control; get a job offer from a 2nd rate company in the bay area; connect with a high school friend in the area; make a lot of new friends through him; get a lot of new hobbies like snowboarding; start working out, buy nicer clothes, get nicer haircuts; get more confident about self in general
Age 26: women find me attractive; jump into the dating scene; date a 8/10 qt girl; lose virginity to her; find what i want to do with life in the long run; spend money and energy outside of work pursuing what i really like
Ask me if you have any questions.
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>>18499129
I miss the days when my only problems were personal...that I "have no life" and "I have no friends"... "I'm depressed" dude my life is shit, I'm living for other people now. Fuck your life, live for others and maybe you will feel better.
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>>18499134
ok my comment sounded a lot worse than I meant it to be. Here is me:
Age 1-13: awkward as fuck, stupid, and behing everyone else intellectually.
Age 14-17: high school, made a few friends, still awkward, pretty happy.
Age 18-21: depressed, no long-term girlfriend, not doing that great in college. Changed from pharmacy to just getting a regular biology degree, hope to get a normal job paying around 40k per year.
22, current: dad is dying. inheriting his house, plus the responsibilities that come with it, like taking care of my mom, grandpa, bills, cutting grass, upkeeping house. Starting to feel old.
I'm lucking out in some ways, but I havenn't made as wise decisions as you have... I'm 22 currently, majoring in biology... I can't be in college for too much longer. Need to get a job in two or three years with a Bio BS to take care of family.
Lol sorry, any advice?
For some reason, there's often this uncomfortable feeling in my asshole that makes me feel like I should wipe it. And even though I wipe it many times, and it comes up clean, the feeling still remains. This has been with me for months now. It's not itching or anything like pinworms (I've had them before, I know what they're like).
Anyone know what this is?
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You might have psoriasis on the anus or near it
Spread your cheeks and have a look in the mirror, look for discoloration
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>>18499119
>uncomfortable feeling
Itching? Pain?
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>>18499119
do you do drugs? ive heard of something similar
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IM TALKING TO MY GF FROM 900KM AWAY. SHE FUCKED 3 DUDES IN 6 MONTHS. I BEGGED HER TO NARRATE ME HOW IT WAS EACH TIME AND SHE STARTED DOING SO. I FEEL HORRIBLE SHE FUCKED THE WHILE I WAS PLAYING BF1 AND NOW SHE SAYS SHE FEELS BAD BUT I DONT BELIEVE HOWERVER I MISS A BODY AND I WANT TO FUCK, SHOUDL I CONTINUE THIS RELATIONSHIP AND MAKE HER COME HERE?? I AM DRUNK AS FUCK PLEASE WHAT DO PLEASE I KINDA HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER BUT SHE FUCKED 3 DUDES BRO 3!!! GODAMIIT WHAT TH FUCK AM I GONNA DO I WANNA KILL EVERYBODY AND THEN KILL MYSELF PIC IS WHATEVER SO I CAN POST WHY ARE WOMAN LIKE THIS?????????????
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>>18499091
kill yourself
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>>18499091
move on bro
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>>18499091
fuck 3 dudes to get back at her
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How do I stop friendzoning myself
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I swear to Christ I'm retarded, this is the 2nd time this year I've done this to myself. I'm 18, and I'd consider myself average looking at least, and girls act interested in me all the time. The most recent one straight up asked if I wanted a girlfriend and I made up some bullshit excuse about going away to college soon and not wanting to inconvenience her with a long distance thing. Am I just afraid of commitment?
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>>18499078
don't have a relationship, look at other people's relationships and look at how shallow and meaningless it is. Pursue something greater.
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>>18499480
>shallow and meaningless
until you find the right one.
or then again, it's you who is shallow and meaningless. most people dont realise its them and them being attractive to meaningless/superficial.
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>25
>Virgin , No relationship ( few crushes but short lived )
> give 10/10 relationship advice to everyone and watch how they dont follow it and have trainwrecks.
>Met this 8/10 few years back
>lot in common , related on spiritual lvl
>Pussed out , Initiated a friendship instead ( basically friendzoned myself )
> 4 years passes
> saw her have a 3 year bf and end it badly , got really close over years
> she stops trusting dudes
> see her look for shallow relationships
> everyone wonders how im not with her
> i tell people im not into getting a relationship rn ( which is 80% true )
> has lots of guys behind her
> she tells me how cant deny them because she knew them for too long and it would destroy the connection
> mfw i think that might happen to me if confess
> At the same time, am not interested in relationships because in persuit of something greater ( like life and profession )
> watch as every single person i know ( EVERY SINGLE PERSON ) have trainwrecks of relationships and wonder if its really worth it .. confused in general
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I'm 21 and just got set up with a 33 year old MILF I met on Tinder because 4chan told me to go for the single mom meme. She's got two kids and lives with her family? What do I do without making things weird/uncomfortable?
She lives far away from my city so I have to drive a long way each time we meet up. I've already made sure she knows I'm looking for a short relationship since I'm moving in two months and I'm almost certain she's down to sex since she brought up going to a motel herself.
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>>18499028
>4chan told me to go for the single mom meme.
YHBT
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>>18499031
Is she going to steal my organs, anon?
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>>18499028
Fuck, then hit the door my nigga.