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>>18496190
I really think you should not be considering suicide.

>suicide is a permanent solution to what nearly always a temporary situation

You have no idea how loved you are, and how much of a gift time on this world is.
I notice that your pic is Wirt from Over the Garden Wall (i loved the show). If Wirt had just given up, and let the Beast claim him, he wouldnt have been able to get back to Sara! And all the things that Greg and Beatrice had done for him would've been for nothing..

Hang in there anon. Better times will come.

I think you watched too much 13 reasons. If you want people to find your journal, leave it by your corpse

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>>18496190
u sound like a fucking loser who has watched 13 reasons why too much

grow up u stupid high schooler shit

Women only settle down with a good man.

If your gf is unmotivated, see if you can deal with that first before moving on to anything else. That seems like a much larger issue than the fact that she won't live out your 1950s Nuclear Family fantasies with you.

>>18496070
op BTFO

>>18496059
>Why isn't being a mother and having a family enough for women?
Probably for the same reason you wouldn't be content with just being a stay-at-home father? Or maybe you'd love that. I don't know. If so, you're unusual. Most men wouldn't.

I mean, Christ, I thought you were about to tell a story about how your girlfriend went on Tumblr and started ranting about how all men were rapists and your favorite video game was problematic, or whatever. Instead you're just whining about your ex wanting a career? That's not even particularly feminist, you're just a douchebag.

>>18496058

Anon there's probably more to it than a low sex drive. Maybe y'all need to spice up the bedroom (role playing, toys, that kinda shit) or maybe you're fucking her in a way she doesnt like. What I mean is Women are weird about that shit and if they get even slightly uncomfortable about something whilst fucking then their sex drive goes down the drain. Maybe you're fucking her too hard? Or in bad positions? Also, have you tried getting her drunk and asking her about it? Don't force yourself on her, the alchohol just tends to bring out the truth in people. And if I'm wrong about all this, then see if she'll give you noodles of her to rub out to. You can even make the act of getting nudes fun! But anon, if she even says no to that, then that's a serious red flag and it might be time to cut the chord. Just being honest bro. Was in a similar situation a few years back and we had to call it quits. It sucks, and I know you've got a son to think about. But bro sex is a basic human need. I wanna say it's selfish of her but idk yalls full situation.

>>18496058
Couples counselling!! This is exactly the sort of thing it's good for. Chances are there's much more than a low libido at work here, and you need a thrid party to help bring it out.

>>18496523

*too hard can also mean raunchy or domineering. Not all women are into that.

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>>18496056
durr just kill yourself dipshit
i mean
if ur not obsessing over sex or women then youre a chad fuckin normie dildo
better off w/o you in the world if you arent criyng over a girl or jacking off to porn

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>>18496056
go jack off
or talk about trying to have sex with girls

thats all that matters in life right

Why are you so upset?

I dunno, bro. Maybe she isn't interested and just wants to be polite, but you'd think she'd just ghost you instead of dicking you around so long.

I find that too much text chat kinda kills the attraction.

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>>18496045
I asked for her number. If she's leading me on then she'll say no and I'm out. If she says yes I'm probably going to get led on for a while anyways but at least I'll have some fucking progress.

She's really shy, literally maximum in "less confident", and she lives with her parents no full time job.

But even with that a man's gotta have some standards shit. I ain't that big a fuck up.

Also great point about text chat.

>>18496035

If you or a girl can't hold up a conversation in text, you're gonna fail like fuck in person. I don't date any girl that can't hold a conversation online, because it means she's a stupid fuck. And if you can't, it means you are too.

But it does sound like she's shitty anyways, so maybe you should establish some better standards for yourself, instead of a girl that lives with her parents.

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>>18495951
I used to be best friends with his ex gf and she said behind closed doors hes a fucking psychopath. Like cuts and burns himself in front of his parents when he was younger to get what he wanted

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>>18495951
Bump
Cmon guys, I'm twisted over whether or not I should let my best friend of five years go or not. What's even worse is I think did he's fried from all the tripping and binders and shit. Can someone give me an opinion/some insight/fucking anything?

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>>18495951
Bump finale for thess pics, its all i got. I hope someone finds this.

Think of your feet as your private body parts. Would you show your friend your penis, balls or bare ass?

>>18495936
If you dont actually care flip the pics. Sell them 3 a pop with it being printed out.

>>18495936
He's going to jerk off to your feet pics

That should help you decide

>Even if you worked as a wageslave at Walmart starting at 18, if you invested 90% of your income into stocks, you could very easily be a millionaire by 30, or even by 25 if you were a highly skilled trader. At this point you could already retire and live off stock returns.
And yet I have never met a single individual who had done this. Something leads me to believe that it is much less feasible than you make it out to be. Unless you can provide some success stories I am remaining skeptical.

>Why are people making life so hard when it doesn't have to be?
Also because most people have dreams and ambitions beyond working at walmart for over a decade while living at their parent's.

>>18495925
>And yet I have never met a single individual who had done this. Something leads me to believe that it is much less feasible than you make it out to be. Unless you can provide some success stories I am remaining skeptical.
Most people are dumb, especially women, the same kind of idiots who in this day and age take on massive debt to go to college for non-lucrative degrees.

How many wealthy boomers have you talked to? Ask them about the stock market, because I'm sure they've been putting money there, and that's a big reason they're as wealthy as they are.

Market returns 20% a year on average, a braindead monkey picking stocks at random could get that, if the portfolio was diversified enough and you held those shares long-term.

A highly skilled trader can get over 100% returns a year. Again this is people who are highly skilled, put in a lot of effort and time, and know what they're doing though.

>Also because most people have dreams and ambitions beyond working at walmart for over a decade while living at their parent's.
How is a 30 year old retired millionaire less of an ambition than being 30 years old, decades away from retiring, and still paying off student loan debt?

Many college graduates end up working at Walmart anyway, except they have $40,000 of debt.

>>18495918
>thinks you can "easily be a millionaire by 30" by playing the stock market
lol kid

No, they are fucking retarded memelords.

Live like an individual. Stop latching on to movements.

>>18495867
This. OP stop being a fucking retard. There's nothing bad about being a non-white.

Don't die because of memes, anon.

>>18495848
Exercise and sexual activity generally do the trick. Eating junk food too, but obvioisly not recommended as much.

btw, it sounds like you've got a bipolar disorder, you might want to consider seeing a doctor about it.

>>18495848
You might be bipolar. What helps me to calm down is chill hip hop and lo fi. Also look into stoicism.

>>18495859
Yeah rare type it seems

>>18495817
>they would not receive an invitation to my wedding, though I would invite my own parents because they weren't abusive, but are kinda just dickheads.
First of all, you're getting ahead of yourself. Secondly, you can't just unilaterally place a total ban on her family from attending this hypothetical wedding. It's up to her to decide if she would invite them, not you.

That said, if that's how strongly you feel, then do her a favour and don't date her.

>>18495817
someone who has their dogshit family out of the picture or under control? yes. someone who's dogshit family is in the picture and out of control? no.

>>18495846
No, she's not a fan of them either. I have told her that her parents will never be alone with our kids, will never attend wedding etc and I only tell her that because I know she understands why.

I just don't know how hard of a life it's going to be without having grandparents on her side. Part of what I wanted in life was a huge, happy family and I don't see that happening with two sets of parents being absolute shite

>>18495790
>Is he a good guy? I don't know if guy thought about getting laid ever be serious with anything
what?

>>18495822
Ah I meant in early stage of getting to know each other haha!

>>18495826
Your English needs work. I can only guess what you're trying to say. You're asking if he still takes the relationship seriously, after you told him to come over your house and then rescinded your offer?

If that's what you're asking, I think he still can take the relationship seriously. If the relationship is good, one little mistake like that is not going to ruin it!

Also, my first date with my first love was pizza and a movie at her house. We didn't even kiss for a month, but our first date was on her couch making fun of a bad movie. It was intimate and nice, even though it wasn't sexual.

seems 2fishy

>>18495774
Because polygamy is illegal in most jurisdictions.

That's just what we tell depressed people to keep their hopes up.

Get a time machine, go back in time 18 years, and open a private fund for her.

>>18495757
Couldn't afford to then, can't afford to now

>>18495784
Educate her on the fafsa, pell grant, scholarships, and grants. Tell her to do the first two years at a community college because it's usually only like $1000-2500 per semester which is covered by the pell grant if you're as poor as you make yourself out to be.

>>18495706
Now you decide what's more important to you: your relationship or religion. Can you coexist with someone who doesn't share all/the majority of your beliefs and values?

>>18495706
a. if you're *simply a conservative*, and not one of these retards trying to defund foodstamps and planned parenthood, then the two of you can still get along. you said she's left-wing, but she's not Joseph Stalin, right?

Our world is very liberal and centrist at the moment. It's not a hard environment for right-leaning and left-leaning people to be friends. The truth about all these people dissolving their romantic partnerships and friendships over "political disagreements" is that one or both of them is a fucking cook.

b. you mentioned religion. would you really try to convert your partner? that could be problematic. can you see how that could be problematic?

tons of religious people see "agnostic" as a sign that someone can be brought into the light of the Christ, but all that means is that she recognizes atheists have no proof either.

>>18495734
>a. if you're *simply a conservative*, and not one of these retards trying to defund foodstamps and planned parenthood, then the two of you can still get along. you said she's left-wing, but she's not Joseph Stalin, right?
No, not Stalin. The main issue is the housewife one.
>b. you mentioned religion. would you really try to convert your partner?
Potentially. It would be hard to bring her to my parents if she didn't have some form of belief. I don't know why it would be problematic- religion makes you a better, happier person.