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My boyfriend changed the password on his computer. We're living together. Is this a rd flag that he's cheating on me? Obviously I can't bring it up with him.
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>>18496426
And how do you know he changed it exactly? Because you knew it and tried snooping?
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>>18496426
Why the fuck do you have his password in the first place
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>>18496433
>>18496436

he uses the same password for everything, and it's two letters
he ain't too bright

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My boyfriend found out I still use the keylogger I installed on my ex's laptop to read his e-mails and he found out I messaged a woman my ex was having sexual chats who I called a whore and many other things
My boyfriend says I still have feelings for my ex and that I've betrayed him.
He also says that anger should be placed on the cheating ex and not the random online girl he was doing things with because unless the girl was a friend of mine the responsibility lies solely on my ex
What do you guys think?
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>My boyfriend says I still have feelings for my ex and that I've betrayed him.
You obviously still have feelings for your ex.

>He also says that anger should be placed on the cheating ex and not the random online girl he was doing things with because unless the girl was a friend of mine the responsibility lies solely on my ex
It depends if she knew your ex was in a relationship. If not then yeah the responsibility is your ex's alone. If so then unless she tried to honeypot him it is still mostly your ex's fault.

>What do you guys think?
You sound like a fucking psycho. I would have cheated on you too.
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i mean are u over ur ex or no?
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I think that you are crazy.
I think that you will stay single if you don't let the past go.
I know that a relationship is built on trust, of which you have none.

I hope your boyfriend dumps you.

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rant/vent/write letters to people/watch dementia anon try to be more subtle, here.
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working out makes me incredibly horny.
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I'm so tired. All the time.
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I just came home to my ex fiance having taken all of her stuff from our apartment when I got home from work. It hurts so bad. Why did you have to hurt me this way? All I ever did was treat you so well and try to make you happy. Now I'm crying here like a little bitch. It physically hurts to exist right now and all I want more than anything is to go back to the times in the beginning at Christmas when I held her hand and watched her open her presents.

I don't want to hurt anymore, Adv.

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how do I get over the fact that in 24 hours I'll be considered a virgin to a few people? because me and my gf are bad at sex and positioning (also because of my curve and her weird vagina) I only went in halfway. to certain people that counts as still being virgin.
>inb4 angry autistic complain about me being the same guy from 2 weeks ago
yes I am that guy. I'm just saying that even though the rest of the world does not know my predicament, I want to die for being a soon to be 19 year old virgin. I just wanted to fit in society by not being a virgin

am I justified or am I being an idiot
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Chill out, I'm 22, still a virgin.
It did bother me when I was your age but I honestly don't care now.
Stop labeling yourself as a virgin because no one cares unless you act all weird about it.
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>>18495626

Holy fuck you overdramatic nigger. You have a girlfriend who is willingly let you penetrate her, and you're whining about it? Fucking hell man, just get some birthday sex and your whole problem is resolved, and dont be a faggot and only go halfway.

Shit man, most fags on this website go their entire 20s without sex. Grow some goddamn hair on your balls and just fully penetrate that bitch tomorrow.


Fuck
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>>18495626

>halfway in
>virgin

Dude, even just the tip is enough to release you from the shackles.

Here is my thing

>be 17
>wearing skinny jeans in the hot sun all day
>dick is mashed into these mother fuckers, balls are sweaty as hell
>qt 13 yo wants to smash in the utility closet of a parking garage
>gladly give her what she wants
>CANT GET FUCKING HARD BECAUSE OF MY MASHED UP DICK ALL DAY

But, in my opinion, I still "lost my virginity" that day. It was the first time my pee pee was in between a girls legs willingly.

See, life only has as much meaning as you attach to it.

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Sup /adv/ I'd like to hear your opinion on this.
I'm a 21 year old gvirgin, I met a girl on Omegle (weird right?) 2.5 years ago, she's from Kazakhstan (weird right?). We started chatting as friends for a year or so, no further intentions.
She even sends me a package with language books and chocolate (I've been learning her language since before I met her)
Eventually things started to get hot, she sent nudes, etc.
She invited me over a couple of times in the past and today she literally begged me to go there (we texted again after a few months, she asked if I was still single, etc)
Is this a stupid idea? Can this go wrong? Why? Here are some things to consider.

The Pros:
>garanteed sex, I love her body, the sole thought of her makes me hard.
>full language immersion
>get to see a different culture
>she lives alone
>I wouldn't have to pay for anything except for the tickets

The Cons:
>she doesn't seem like the most down-to-earth girl (she used to say she loved me and stuff)
>has a 6 year old kid, is divorced. she's 23 or 24
>possible attachment (from any side)
>having to tell everyone I know I'll stay at a single mother's house, my intentions being obvious (this is really awkward for me)

Thank you for reading, I appreciate it!
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have you even requested timestamp? Enjoy your mugging.

>Kazakhstan
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Do you really want to travel to a shithole country for some crazy used up pussy?
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>>18495209
>>18495219
I already live in a 3rd world country, Argentina.
Is Kz that bad?

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How do you find meaning in life without god? I dont say this as a troll. I've tried to believe in a deity and an afterlife but its not something I am able to do. I do this because I fear death and the unknown that cessation of consciousness would be. The only thing that keeps me going each day is this fear of death, as, due to my location, history, and family situation, I've no friends and due to family drama, I've barely any family at all. And they are not people to talk too, all being highly selfish and not very bright. So while I do love them, I am not able to relate to them.

Every day there is a hollowness and I dont know what to do to fill it. I've tried burying myself in books and video games, but even these pursuits ultimately just leave me feeling wasted.
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>>18495062
Why are you looking for the meaning? Why do you need to know it now?
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>>18495062
There Is no meaning to life even with God. All you can do is give your life a fictional meaning and wait for the big man in the sky to take you. Sooner you accept this, the clearer life becomes.
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just breath, think, look, and listen. embrace the absurd. the cessation of consciousness will be like going to sleep and never waking up again (trust me I've experienced this*) which doesn't sound very bad, unless you take everything you do very seriously

*it's a joke

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I'm a girl who is kissless. I'm going on a date with a nice guy and I don't want to fuck up, so what should I do? Is there a way to practice so I don't make a fool of myself? I really have no clue about how to kiss someone
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>>18494994
for real though
just lean in and pucker up
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With a nice guy? That was a strange thing to throw in there
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>>18495032
Yeah, meaning he's understanding and not judging me or pressuring me

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How do I hide this hickey?
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don't

What's the big deal?
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>>18494704
Get some proactive and just lather it all over face and neck. Don't miss anything.
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>>18494708
Parents

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Co-worker called me a sell out for dating a white girl today

Argument

>Why would you date outside your race?

'Buttal

>She's the only girl I've met that likes me for me

Argument2

>You just haven't met the right black chick

'Buttal2

>I've dated black girls (3), they all said I was "boring" or "too nice" because I "Acted too white".

Argument3

>Stop acting so white then

What the fuck man
how?!?!

am I a sell out for not waiting for a black chick?
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I unironically want a white girlfriends myself, bro.
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BAKA youse an uncle tom house nigga
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I would tell them to fuck off and mind their own business. You can't let people get away with disrespecting you.

Tell them you're going to think long and hard about it while you're blowing your white girlfriends shaved pussy with your BBC

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I bought some pricey Irish cheddar today. It's aged for two years. The entire side of it is green, and I was wondering it this is how it's supposed to be and if I can still eat it. Will send pictures once I get my phone working.
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I read that I can't sue because I haven't suffered any losses, but that' just silly. I had $6 and no cheese and now I have $0 and no cheese.
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Why the fuck would you sue? Just take it back to the store like a normal person, you moron.
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>>18498440
>gas to get to and from store
>wear and tear on car
>risk to my life and safety just to make the trip
>including odds of getting hit or attacked in the parking lot
>the time itself that's wasted (including opportunity cost)

just because it's EBT doesn't mean stores can take advantage of me

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It's 2 am here in Lyon and I can't sleep. I have half the mind to just jump from my bedroom window on the third storey of this fucking apartment and see if I can fucking die. For some reason I keep finding myself delusionally holding on to fantasies like I'd meet a dream boyfriend or that I'd wake up the next morning being able to move shit with my mind. I'm half-tempted to write this entire OP as a letter to said dream boyfriend but I know I'll get banned, so.

I came here on a study abroad, literally on my father's hubris -- as he wanted an excuse to go to France because we've been there ten years ago when my brother and I were mere children. With classes tagged on for me especially because they think it's some casual shit. Except I don't know if I even enjoy these two classes and my French isn't really improving at all.

Honestly this entire trip has been a blatant disaster. Not that I hate France, but my parent's behavior has been bastardly and it has been incessant. A very specific occurrence: A couple days ago, my 17 year old brother destroyed my laptop over a simple dispute with a power cable -- and consequently my parents gave me the laptop they gave him for his birthday but told me I'm supposed to give it back and pay for a replacement myself when school starts in the Fall -- though thankfully that situation seemed to be resolved, I can't trust them. My mother especially has done nothing but insult me since we arrived at this apartment and when I try to confront her she replies with "How dare you be disrespectful to us, you spoiled brat!"

(post too long, 1/2)
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(2/2)

I am a fucking idiot and I'm mentally ill. Like I'm 99% sure that I have some severe psychiatric disorder but I have no medical authority to try and diagnose it (so it's obviously not narcissistic). Not only have I realized that I need to think like a hopeless fool in order to stay at least somewhat sane but that I'm also unable to be autonomous entirely despite the fact I'm 19 and at my age should know full well what the fuck I'm doing.

I won't lie. I want to go home. I had a lot of things set in motion that I had to put on pause for this shitty trip and I don't feel appreciated in the slightest. Even about France, I had zero expectations of doing anything at all and I'm still sorely disappointed.

Atlas, I don't care if you don't really exist. If you're reading this, please bother trying to contact me in the next day or so. I don't really care how you do it.

I can't do with this much more than I already am.
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>>18498193
>your parents are rich enough that they can send you to france to study abroad
I'm inclined to agree with your mother on principle, but I'm decidedly middle-class so obviously we take different things for granted
your brother sounds like a stereotypical spoiled rich kid, and while it's unfortunate that he destroyed your laptop, you can be better than him by working hard and taking advantage of your economic situation better than he does
as far as the delusional fantasies go, I wake up every morning wishing I could win the lottery and complaining to myself that I'm not rich, so at least you're not alone in dreaming for something more than you have
if you need someone to talk to, hit me up at [email protected]
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>>18498231
>Atlas
who's that

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How do I get with milfs if I'm only 19? I live in clapistan, so bars are a no-go.
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>>18497953
be attractive and muscular, then find out who in your area owns a pool and offer to clean it for cheap
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Dating apps/ sites. Not a for sure thing, but typically older women want to see guys, even young men, who have a certain level of depth and maturity to them.

When I was your age (not too many years ago), I was fucking a 35 year old college counselor who was a solid 8/10. Just don't act retarded.
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>>18497956
Pool Tech here.

If you want to meet a lot of MILF's and DILF's, be a pool tech. You'll deal with rich people and can find a lot of jailbait and MILF's.

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I'm rich because my parents allow me access to much of their resources, I'm also young only 19 years old. I grew up anxious and depressed, never learned how to make friends and I never feel like hanging out with people these days. I'm alone and all I do is sit in front of my computer. I also do extremely shitty in school.
how do I escape the rut I'm in? I know people who would kill for my status in life, but I'm lonely and have no experience or motivation in anything.
I'm on an SSRI which makes my depression and anxiety much better, but I'm still clueless as fuck.
I have no libido whatsoever too

I'm moving into a nice condo in the city soon, and also getting a dog which I'm really excited for because I won't be as lonely. what are some things i need to make sure I do while I'm still young?

tl;dr HELP ME GET OFF THE COMPUTER I'M SPOILED, YOUNG, AND CLUELESS
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Tell your parents to stop giving you shit and start working and earning it yourself.

Of course, you won't do that though, because that's all that makes life worth living for you. Poor little rich kid.
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>>18497891
You sound just like me.
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Hit the gym faggot

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Quick question:
Is it ok to enjoy bullying as entertainment?

pic unrelated
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>is it okay to enjoy someone else's suffering as entertainment?
Is this bait, or are you Hitler?
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>>18497869
I think it's Hitler
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It's distasteful, for sure. I'm not gonna pretend I'm not into it, though.

My buddy recently cucked a guy into jail, min, and we've been yukking about it for days.

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My neighbors cat is always at my house during the day and then he goes home when its dark. However last night I heard him meowing at the door at 1am and to my surprise he was there (he's never been over when its dark). I let him in and he slept here and has been here all day. He seemed super hungry so I fed him (this is the first time I've ever fed him). I went to the neighbors house and no one is there. Have they abandoned him or something? He's a really cute cat and I like him a lot but I don't want to steal him from them.

Pic related is exactly what cat looks like
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Fuck them he's your kitty now.

Tabby cats <3
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Maybe your neighbor died or something.
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>>18496286
Maybe your neighbor is dead

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