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How do I prove 9/11 was NOT an inside job? My friend has some stupid beliefs.
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>>18515608
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams. Your friend is right.
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>>18515612
This proves nothing.
The terrorists could have easily planted explosives before flying the plane into the building to ensure it came down.
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>>18515608
You can't prove the negative of anything.
Like, prove I don't have a 16 inch dick.
You can't.
You can never prove anything is wrong.
All you can do is prove that something is.
Ask him to prove that 9/11 can't be anything other than an inside job.
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>building 7
Why make it fall?
Like wasn't Tower 1 and 2 enough?
Why go through the effort of having B7 fall?
My gf masturbates in our relationship but I don't. I'm not happy with this arrangement. What do?
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Be on call 24/7 whenever she is horny
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>>18515603
Why aren't you okay with it? She's not cheating on you and it's her own body.
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>>18515607
But I don't do it though.
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I asked a girl out from school to "catch up," how exactly do I make it known that it's a date?
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>>18515588
>the ol' bait n switch.
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>>18515588
When you show up, tell her she's under dressed and her friends cant come. Then ask her "so where you want to go for our date?"
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>>18515635
her friends aren't coming and we're meeting at a cafe
Recently spilled water on my laptop's keyboard, now the T, Y, and O keys don't work at all. I'm currently using an On-Screen Keyboard. I'm like 90% sure those 3 keys short-circuited. What do 2 fix? pic related
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>>18515532
>Buy a keyboard
>plug it in
>place it over bad keyboard
you can also tape it to the computer for stability
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>>18515539
If you tape it then you will never be able to close the screen.
Instead see about gluing velcro onto the top of the laptops keyboard and the bottom of the usb keyboard. Then you can easily remove and secure the keyboard when you need it.
Have you tried bringing it to a PC repair place and asking them?
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>>18515539
Viable option, although I'd prefer if I could fix this keyboard and continue using it.
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Has anyone tried any sort of penis enlargement?
Exercises such as jelqing? Penis pumps, etc?
Did you have any success, or know of anyone with success? Ideas and opinions?
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>>18515355
oh my god. do you think with your ass?
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>>18515363
No, but I'm desperate and curious if anyone has tried anything with remote success.
When you're at a point where you don't want to bring girls back to your place any more because of the reactions you get, it starts to grind on a man.
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None of it works, sorry.
t. 4x4.5'' asian dick
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I dun goofed 2017-07-14 02:18:19 Post No.18515321
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I dun goofed
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25/m here
In the recent weeks I've gained myself a gambling addiction. I am so fucking stupid for even trying to win money for myself in such a way.
I am now $4,000 in the hole and I have car, insurance, and mortgage payments coming up that I can not afford to miss.
I am currently resorting to whoring myself out on craigslist to come up with this money although I haven't had any bites yet. I'm a straight dude and I am so ashamed to do what I am doing but.. this is my last resort I guess.
Does anybody know of any other ways to come up with a large sum of money and in a hurry? I don't want to hurt anyone and I don't want to steal it. God I feel like crying.
Please help me. What do I do?
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>>18515321
Literally stand on a street corner asking for money.
I did that once when I was 17 and made 40 dollars in an hour and a half. I bought guitar strings and taco bell and pocketed the rest.
The only thing keeping me from doing it now is pride, but if it ever came to it, I'd definitely pan handle again.
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>>18515323
I have a day job that requires me to be on call 24/7. I don't make much but I have a lot of responsibilities. I can not miss work.
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Any one? Any words of wisdom? Anything? God fuck please help me.
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What to do about a pedophile 2017-07-14 02:08:08 Post No.18515287
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What to do about a pedophile
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Anyone have any suggestions about how to handle a pedophile that is currently grooming my nephew?
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Get evidence. Easiest way is to place a recorder or use your phone. You will need to contact the authorities at one point. There's probably a better way to go about it, I'm not the smartest at this shit.
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>>18515287
Buy a child off the internet and bait the pedo out of his house. Subdue him. Then make it look like a suicide and write a letter for him confessing he's a pedo. Take a few pictures of ling ling(the child you bought) naked and leave them with the letter. Then feed ling ling.
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>>18515287
Kill him
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I have big boobs, but inverted nipple. Do men care about it? I feel a little insecure actually.
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not one shit desu
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>>18515285
>Do men care about it?
Nah. You won me over at big boobs.
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>inverted nipple
What does that even mean?
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I just got a check in the mail for $6500 due to the union I'm a part of selling some property. Now I know to some anons that's just a paycheck but to someone making $16 an hour with a 3 year old (not complaining, I made my choices), that's a huge chunk of money. Now I've spent around $200 on lifting gear, need about $400 for new tires and about $1500 will get taken out due to taxes I've been told so I'm really working with $4400 and I need to move out next year, it's either find a place or be homeless. I'm moving in with my girlfriend so that's not really a giant issue she has a good job. My issue is I can't seem to balance treating myself and being responsible. I don't go out, eat out, smoke, drink, see movies, etc. The gym is about my only "fun" expense at the cost of $20 a month and the extra food. What I wanna ask is; would it be idiotic in my situation to blow some money on some new toys? Specifically a PS4 and a new tv. I want to be a responsible adult but at the same time how much do I have to deny myself to feel like I'm a grown up? Apologies if this is all convoluted, I don't make threads often.
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>>18515204
>What I wanna ask is; would it be idiotic in my situation to blow some money on some new toys?
Yes and no. You're not wrong to want to spend a bit of your windfall on something like this, but at the same time, you have a child. Children aren't cheap, and the more you save now, the more you can provide for your child.
And honestly, the fact that your first thought is "let's buy some stuff for me" and not even so much as an afterthought for your child is a bit alarming.
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>>18515211
My child has everything she needs but you're right, I didn't really think of her first. As it is I financially support her quite a bit and I do have a lot I want to buy her though, I just don't struggle with the idea of spending the money on her. I guess she wasn't really the first thought because she's more a persistent thought if that makes sense.
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6500 isn't shit and you're poor enough that you won't have anything to give the kid for university tuition anyway. Spend it on drugs or buttplugs; doesn't matter because the result will be the same. Poor people should not have children.
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gf wants a huge dildo
she's just going to masturbate with it all the time and it will probably negatively impact our sex life if i get her one (i am 18cm by 14cm)
what do? should i just leave her? is she going to cuck me for a big penor anyway?
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guy here. you're an idiot. stop being insecure. the toys enhance the sex life with her. put that dildo in her ass while you fuck her pussy, or vise versa. toys never replace a man, unless the man is utterly replaceable.
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>>18515150
Try it out with her if you notice a difference you don't like, leave her. If you start feeling cucked leave.
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>>18515155
she will not let me put a dildo in her ass. she has one, but it's sized closer to what an above average penis would be like. she wants an inhumanly large one.
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Apologize for something I'm not sure I did? 2017-07-14 01:10:02 Post No.18515110
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Apologize for something I'm not sure I did?
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So a friend of mine used to invite a group of friends to her beachside condo for 4th of July weekend every year. Last year, shit got out of hand, and she's been unemployed and in a bad spot, so the group of us didn't even bother asking if we were invited.
She told another of our friends that "we acted like dicks to her when we found out we couldn't go." None of us spoke to her that we can determine, but admittedly, I have been talking about how concerned I am about the path she's going down.
Our friend that she talked to insists that we need to apologize, but we can't determine when we would have been shitty to her, because she never keeps in touch and we all never hang out.
Should I try to reach out to her and see what happened, or what?
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>>18515110
never apologize to a woman for anything. you're welcome.
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>>18515110
but do reach out to her, by all means. do NOT apologize, but do ask her why she didn't want you there.
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>>18515110
My take on the situation is that it seems in her eyes that you stopped talking to her because she went into a bad spot and that you were "using" her to spend time on her house every 4th of july.
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Girlfriend is extremely insecure... 2017-07-14 12:50:48 Post No.18515058
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Girlfriend is extremely insecure...
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Hi /adv/, it's been a long time. I've gotten into a pretty serious relationship now. Everything is sunshine and daisies, except in one small area of our lives. She's got this impression that all anime-esque depictions of women are sexualized to a pornographic degree and becomes extraordinarily aggressive when she's exposed to them. This, despite growing up on Sailor Moon and Inuyasha.
This has become increasingly apparent because we play Fire Emblem: Heroes together and every time new characters are released she explodes over how their "pussies are hanging out" and all that. Now certainly some designs are pretty out there, and I was the first dude in my circle of friends to complain about anachronistic swimwear, but it's getting out of hand. I want to introduce her to more weeby things that I like (TTGL, Kill la Kill, etc, I'd never dream of sharing that with her even though I appreciate them and believe they can be appreciated without whipping your dick out), but I worry she'll get caught up over sexy character designs and shit.
What do I do?
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>>18515058
Of her mom agianst this kind of shit too?
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>>18515093
Her mom watches Sailor Moon Crystal with her.
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ask yourself: is it really worth being in such a serious relationship with someone who gets mad about what amounts to literally a fantasy?
that level of insecurity is a massive red flag and I think you already know this. I think you need to drop this girl, and I think deep down you know you need to drop this girl but you don't want to do it because its a band-aid you don't want to tear off, probably in more ways than one.
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I need some suicide advice. I have an incurable case of depersonalization/ego-death brought on by PTSD from a trauma. My mind is splintered to where I feel separate from the emotional center of my brain, and before my illness I lived to feel things as an artist and musician. It is a sort of hyper self-awareness, one of the primary symptoms is that when I look at people now, I see bags of meat, there is no mystery to the physical world anymore, but there used to be. I am outside my self, and I doubt I can ever return. I have fought this for a loooong time, but every man has his point. In the far future there may be a cure for this, but in this life I am totally alone in this struggle. I have never encountered anyone else with this disease, and about a month ago I finally decided to kill myself, which gave me true calmness. What's tragic about my case is that I loved life, and I don't want to leave this world. Really I still do, but I can't feel it. So I'm hoping there's reincarnation or something. I always wanted to be a lithe, cute Japanese lesbian. But in a world where something like anencephaly can occur, I'm not holding my breath.
Basically my question is what is a good suicide method for me? I'm a big guy, about 6'5, and 300 lbs., I have about 400$ to my name and a car. I live in eastern Alabama, and I'm willing to drive pretty far to a good spot. I live with my family and I don't want my mom to find me. I'm pretty drawn to hanging, but I need to know 1. Is my weight an issue? 2. What's a good rope/cord/etc. to buy? 3. Where is a place where it would take a while for someone to find me? I'll put a sign up to warn them, but I'd rather my body never be found.
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>>18515040
Have you tried meditation?
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>>18515043
I have not. I've also never done hard drugs. Just pot/alcohol/ativan/prozac
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>>18515043
this works but don't use helium. use nitrogen or argon.
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I don't think I've ever been this mad
>College is looking for some help
>Needs a group of people to fix up small park
>The group that does it will get recommendation from the dean
>Gather small group of what I thought were friends
>8 of us in total
>No one is willing to chip in for supplies
>But they're all willing to work as much as needed
>End up paying for everything
>Supplies and the rented workshop on campus
>We're almost finished
>Just have a door and some benches to paint and sand
>I'm at town hall trying to get my last bit of paperwork done
>Mainly just stuff saying we're okay to start replacing/scrapping things
>Finish the paperwork and head back to the workshop
>No one is there and the door is wide open
>Spend the rest of the night sanding and polishing the rest of the stuff
>Check Facebook
>"Can't believe we got interviewed!"
>Find out they were interviewed without me
>Didn't even attempt to contact me
Here's my conversation with a friend I've known for almost 8 years, I'm insanely hurt and insanely pissed off, where do I go from here?
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>>18514937
I would at the very least take some time off from these friends, at least the guy you're texting who is clearly not taking you seriously.
I wouldn't take them not paying as a sign that they're douchebags though. They probably thought giving you their time was favor enough. It kind of sucks, but some people are cheap and if they don't work, they may not have had the money anyway.
Maybe explore other options and reconnect if you feel like it down the road. If your friendship matters to you, this won't seem like a big deal then. If he was a disposable friend, better to find out now anyway.
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>>18514937
If it were me, I wouldn't care how close I was to them, none of them would be my friends from this point on.
People fucking suck ass m8, even friends, and will generally do the wrong thing.
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Can you think of any reason why they might specifically not call you? Are you usually the butt of the jokes?
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Is it too late to start living at 18?
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Yes? No? What difference does it make? You're going to die anyway.
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it's about time to stop being retarded.
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Many normies don't start living until after 18. You can make it.