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>>18519393

why are you a java developer

this morning i became a fucking angular developer

last week i became a fucking node and socket developer

how old are you?

I 've been working with java mostly the last 6 years, but I also know other languages like swift and javascript, SQL, been working in banks the last 4 years.

i am 34

tried LinkedIn, but I think I ain't using it right. also, i am willing to move to any part of the US

Be nice. Be polite. Offer to help with things. Interact with her family. Etc.

>>18519398
Do you think theyll be ok with their 20 year old daughter dating a guy 10 years older?

>>18519419
Unless said guy is unemployed and doing drugs .. yes

I'd just live my life. Some people are tall, some are short, some are disabled, some are abled, some have legs, some don't, some have arms, some don't, some and black, some are white, some are hairy, some are bald.

You play with the cards you're dealt.

>>18519332
>You play with the cards you're dealt.
This is the shittiest fucking advice I've ever gotten in my life

dude fuck you if this is bait. I'm 5'5 too and it fucking sucks. I'm 21, balding, manlet, but worst of all I have small hands which means small wrists which means I have the forearms of a girl. Lifting doesn't work, it's just genetics.

Just accept you're never going to make 200k and you'll be happy, and if you're not a handlet like me you'll have plenty of girls to choose from. It sucks but there's still hope. She just has to be shorter than you. I've had to accept I'll never even have that because no girl wants to hold a hand same size / smaller than her own, it creeps her out. So if you're not a handlet shut the fuck up and stop bitching you don't know what this Hell is like.

inb4 5'8 people tell you it's not a big deal
OP ignore those faggots, bear through the pain and hope you get stronger from it

>>18519332
as batshit crazy as it sounds I have thoughts about cutting my arms off. If OP's insecure about his height he has poor mental health AND physical inadequacies, which is the worst thing you can have.

Forgot to mention, does anyone also know a good tasting minimal calorie version of starbust fruit chews :S

>>18519309
>>18519316
If there were good alternatives, don't you think we wouldn't have fat people?

I bought a 2 dollar pitcher at Walmart and alternate between crystal light and mixing water with cucumber, lemon, and mint.

I know you said no water, but adding citrus and herbs to it tends to curb my cravings for soda. I drink crystal light when I crave sweet.

I also drink coconut water when I'm out and want to buy something other than soda. It tasted weird like the first 5 times I drank it, but since I make crystal light, lemon water, and coconut water the only things available to me, I've come to like it.

I also allow myself straight, sour 100% grapefruit juice an option (one glass a day) as I said, overpowering citrus seems to curb my cravings for coke.

>>18519279
Dont take her back, go to rehab and get some counseling

>>18519279
>>>18519279
>Dont take her back, go to rehab and get some counseling
/thread

You went back to her three times, I honestly don't think you'll follow strangers advice online...

In any case, don't take her back. Also move a few towns over and start fresh. Not having a contact for drugs might help.

don't wank so much, don't watch so much pr0n, keep some tissues by the bed and clean that shit up if and when it happens, no big deal.

also try and wake up just before you cum and stop the ejaculation. takes practice but doable.

>>18519321
exactly this but the opposite

>>18519256
Low protein diet and ideally vegetarianism. There's multiple scientist studies that back this up.

Nocturnal emissions are directly a result of too much protein. The amount of protein you need is grossly overestimated by modern nutritionists due to their attachment to eating meat.

>>18519194
How the fuck do you get sex being shy? Are you good looking?

>>18519200
I'm okay looking for a manlet. I get 5s and 6s mostly.

>pet play
>bitch sucking on a bottle
>in a cage
fucking no.

why do you all have to be degenerate doms? why can't you just be traditionally in control in the bedroom with a modern twist? like ffs. all I hear about on here is sadism, pet play, daddy bullshit. like fuck, you make christian grey look like a normal person almost.

the fucking psychology is amazingly disturbing. I'll be the first to admit there's probably people that go "you like to hold her hands back? you pervert" but like, pretending your gf is an animal in a pet crate is some next level disturbed shit. or like getting off on beating the shit out of her, or people getting off on getting their gf's gangbanged, it's seriously disturbing the psychology going on there.

IT'S TIME TO STOP.

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>>18519181

Obviously your meds don't work get new ones

>>18519115
What medication are you taking? How does it interact with alcohol?

>>18519251
Prozac, supposed to be decent with alcohol. Just tried 2 weeks sober and it makes 0 difference to drinking every other night to me.

>>18519175
You said it's holding your social life back, but do you have some kind of social circle/friend group?

>>18519186
No, not really. I have other people I talk to, but not much and that's all online. Outside of hanging out with her, I haven't hung out with a friend IRL in about a year more than once or twice.

>>18519191
That makes things more difficult. Is there anyone IRL that maybe you used to hang out with or be friends with that you could hit up who would be willing to start hanging out again and maybe start inviting you to things and introducing you to their friend group?

How high are you?

Fun facts: https://newmeridian.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/why-is-it-called-a-blowjob/

TLDR: Yes, blowing slightly is a technique to avoid gagging

>>18519091
just a virgin

How do you have her number but not her name? How does that work at all?

>>18519055
"yo baby, how do coworkers usually call you at work?"

>>18519055
What name do you have her contact info saved as?

>>18519036
Do you follow up on your applications? Also where do you live? If it's somewhere where it's summer, all summer jobs will have filled up by now.

>>18519040
no, what's a good amount of time between submitting it and calling them? what do I say? I can work longer than summer anyway

>>18519036
A few things from someone who has been down your road:
1. Did you list your volunteer work on your resume? If you have no work history, do that, and make sure you have an excuse (real or not) to make your lack of work history sound enriching (even just lie and say you were self employed)

2. Avoid retail unless there's literally no other options near you, and even then only if you have some kind of time requirement that forces you to have off certain days, like going to college etc. You cannot make a career out of retail unless you have a very specific mindset. It's fine if you just need to pile up some money, but it IS a dead end for 99% of people in it, and it can completely fuck your life up. The lack of upward mobility, the soul-sucking nature of dealing with the general public, the fake veneer on everything, weird hours making it difficult to have a social life or form the habits that make for a successful life, it takes a special kind of person to succeed in that environment. You can be stuck in this retail whirlpool of being too drained to get out of retail, and if you're looking for benefit or full time, it's really difficult to get positions because of ACA. Not to get political, but when you force retailers to provide insurance for their full-time employees, they do whatever they can to avoid hiring full-time employees. So unless you have an anime protagonist level of willpower or you want to be in your late 20's and forced to work multiple retail jobs at once to scrape past the legal poverty line, I would definitely not recommend retail. Work road construction, or in an office somewhere, or work in a factory/warehouse.

Best of luck OP, check monster in your area for some jobs that are entry level but not retail.

Couldn't get her if I tried.

Every man dies alone.

Does it matter at all in any conceivable way? I'm going to call you a tea farmer. Does this mean you are going to start farming tea?

Enjoy your tea farm Anon. Send me some of the autumn harvest.

>>18518960
Yes, it is. If you are getting engaged and are in love, then you are lovers. Does this bother you or something?

>>18518981
I thought lovers means 2 people having sex?