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>>35497159
>mixing xanax and alcohol
Mad lad.

>>35497159
Enjoy dying of respiratory depression faggot

>>35497188
I'll be fine. Long as I don't fall asleep I'm cool.

Gonna go to the bathroom and take a shot between classes.

>>35496864
Religion. Prove me wrong.

>>35496870
This desu senpai
No one gave a fuck before the Jews started making the rules

>>35496864

Bitch ate a pomegranate.

>>35496464
The type of retarded question only a anime loving virgin could ask.

>>35496464
>tfw rape fetish
I fucking hate myself for it but I would rather be raped.

>>35496482
No shit, huh?

I dont understand how you are am think I either

>>35495838
I had sex less than 12 hours ago faggot, hows that make you feel?

>>35495838
I do actually hate when normalfags that are having sex act like they're robots.

They're probably used to this anon. Their main customers are betas so they're gonna get alot of heart throbs who grow affection for them

>>35495750
I almost bought one actual flowers once...I still might

>>35495750
>>35495750
>>35495750
As long as you're paying them i'm not sure they'll mind.

Just make sure you give them receipts so they can exchange your cringey beta presents for cash.

>>35495702
Water is ascended tier

Green tea is for hipsters.

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>>35495702
I drink between 1,5 and 2L of stronk espresso everyday, to get enough caffeine into my brain. But it has become so hard that I might as well take it in powdered form.
I also drink rum/whisky to relax, or when I don't feel like drinking alcohol, half-milk with mint syrup.
Personally, I don't have a particular drink routine, but I realized that doing a little exercise before work increases my productivity, so I do 10-15 mins of aerobic every morning and after long pauses from work.

>>35495687
this article is silly but there was a version that used the word "invent" which actually offended me

desu when you consider this kids parents are probably uneducated nogs it's impressive that he had the drive to save up money and build a decent gaming pc

he could have just gone around stabbing people and smoking weed until he died at 17 in a gunfight

>>35495687
too lazy to fire up photshop and meme this image but basically
>replace his head with alberto barbossa
>replace text with KANG aged 11 builds CALIPHATE
>replace image of pc with portugal

pls rate my meme

>>35495885
Google asks you in its technical experience portion of its survey if you've built a computer before. So it's not just /v/ir/g/ins that think the experience is useful.

>>35495600
Yeah very as I assume a decent amount of robots are. Every game I've ever put time into I've been decently high rank in. Top 100 in 2 shooters top 1000 in a few more diamond in LoL. My whole life was spent playing games so yeah I'm pretty good.

No, my reaction time is way too slow, I am terrible at every online game i tried.
Even in someting like EU4 or Victoria 2 which i played for 1k hours I am much worse than I should be at this point.

>>35495600
Only thing I'm good at
Dhdvs

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Ananda: How are we to conduct ourselves, Lord, with regard to womankind?
Buddha: Don't see them Ananda.
Ananda: But if we should see them, what are we to do?
Buddha: Abstain from speech, Ananda.
Ananda: But if they should speak to us, Lord, what are we to do?
Buddha: Keep wide awake, Ananda.

>>35495401
i know how to get a gf, i'm just incapable of it.

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>tfw two intelligent three get a gf

BUT GUYS I KNOW YOU AGREE WITH ME

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actually, the baby boomers are the worst generation

>they got handed everything, took even more in fat salaries and pensions

>they imported "poor people" (untermensch) to virtue signal and make themselves look like moral jesus

>they fucked over their kids and the following generations, they fucked their own blood kin over

>>35495264
It is millenials. All millenials expect to be spoon fed everything from the government.
All millenials don't know what entry level, or fast food jobs are so they get angry about jobs that require work experience.
Also all millenials are fucking communists.

>>35495043
Yes, it's amazing. Better than eating pussy imo.

>>35495043
>phone poster
>makes retarded garbage thread

kill yourself.

>>35495043
Of course. But only in serious relationships.

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>>35495041
>tfw fell in love with a tranny who calls me her (his) boyfriend
>mentions that she (he) is polyamorous and intends on hooking up with another guy later this week

what the fuck do I do? i want to be in a monogamous relationship and want to get her (him) to feel the same way.

i want to get married and settle down with her (him); but she (he) said not to get my hopes up and that marriage is not her (his) thing.

what the fuck do I do? what are my options?

>>35495158
Quit being a degenerate and find a mate without a Y chromosome.

Or at least admit you a faggot and own that shit.

The she (he) stuff is bullshit, it is a male.

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Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes.

Probably.

13588367

yes

white people hadn't wholesale introduced hypercapitalism and social sociopathy yet so people still valued traits like compatibility and loyalty over corporate status and money

Probably. But you also couldn't waste away your time on 4cham and video games, nor were your parents (who were probably ww2 vets) going to allow you to live in their basement, so you had more pressure to make something of yourself

A

I love you

R

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Dear V
It seems like I'm getting better already, and it's all thanks to you. Maybe it wasn't your intention to reassure me, but you managed to do it anyways, and I'm glad you did.
Sometimes I think that you read some of my letters, and that's the reason you smile and laugh when I try to approach you. That would be great, you know, even though those letters clearly show what a pathetic creature I am. I doubt that would be a problem, you already know me too well.
Sometimes I hope that you remember all the fun we've had together and smile at those memories. I hope I brought you more than just pain and misery. And I'm sorry for all the bad things I've done and caused.
And as always, wish you best luck.
Love,
A. L.

Hey. Just so you know, I hate vegans, antinatalists, druggies, verbal abuseres and promiscuous people with a burning passion.

WP

>>35494414
Can I have the screencap please?

>>35494414
>have internet
>electricity
>running water
>food
>shelter
>entertainment
>access to goods and services

>hell

Stop being melodramatic

>>35494480
Not opie, but I'd highly recommend C.S. Lewis's "The Great Divide." It addresses that criticism in my opinion very masterfully.

Note: Not a Christian by any means, kind of atheist and I used to be full-fledged euphoric until I realized how gay I looked. I just think it's an interesting proposal to consider