Anyone else get mad when other /r9k/ users mention their sex

I dont understand how you are am think I either

>>35495838
I had sex less than 12 hours ago faggot, hows that make you feel?

>>35495838
I do actually hate when normalfags that are having sex act like they're robots.

>>35495838
What makes you angry friendo?
Do you come here to relate to virgins?
Do you not want sex?

Robots can be programed for sex just like real people.

>>35495838
Sex isn't all its cracked up to be. Had sex once, haven't had it since. Kinda pointless to me if you don't want kids

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>>35495903
>>35495929
>>35495957
FUCKING NECK YOURSELVES FAGGOTS. GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35495838
>Other r9k users

>>35495987
Wow. I'm sensing some hostility here. Like I said, one and done. Not that great

>>35496036
Well they aren't robots if they're chads having sex

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>be KHV
>pretend i've had multiple gfs just to piss off other robots

>>35496066
I think that confuses alot of normies. They genuinely believe that only robots can post here

>have multiple mental illnesses
>shit wageslave meme job
>black
>have white hour glass figured gf
>tits and ass no belly
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>literally
>she calls me daddy and does anything i want
>gives me her adhd drugs
im still a robot tho

>>35495838
i had sex a few times with one girl six years ago

since then i've had no contact with women more intimate than hugging and even that is a very rare (few times a year, probably) thing

i'm a depressed neet with autism that can't hold a job because having a routine that i can't just opt out of at will makes me want to kill myself

am i cool enough

>>35496130
i never had sex with any girl any number of years ago

>>35496072
I do this sometimes too

>>35496149
the relationship was literally matchmade by a friend of mine. i've never successfully approached a woman myself

>>35496201
>a friend
Reeeee why did you have a friend you fucking normie

>>35496201
This pisses me off because she still accepted you did she not? It's not like your friend forced her to accept your penis inside her. Be glad she didn't write you off as a REJECT

>>35496217
in high school i hung out with a bunch of other autistic loser outcasts

>>35496223
i'm not saying she didn't like me
we're on similar social tiers though, at least if you look at it objectively and don't put the pussy on a pedestal

her:
-conventionally unattractive face (still cute imo but thats not the point)
-undesirable body type (fat + flat)
-autistic (annoying, so random xd anime con type behavior)

me:
-unattractive face
-undesirable body type (fat)
-autistic (silent, doesn't know how to talk to people)

it sounds like i'm shit talking her i was happy with her and i know that she's more than i deserved

>>35495903

Your dakimura doesn't count, faggot.

I think it's like the dunning-kruger effect which says that stupid people can't imagine what it's like to be smart and vice versa.

I don't feel all that successful, but that being said, I lost my v card at 17 to my qt3.14azn schoolgirl gf who I dated for 3 years, I managed to maintain going to the gym 6 days a week for about a year, stopping because of work but I have a home job now, I have a gf, I have a well paying job, I'm pretty smart and doing a non-shit degree now.

Still, I don't FEEL normie, and that's what matters.

>>35496408
>I don't FEEL normie, and that's what matters.
this is as dumb as saying trannies are actually women because they feel they are

>>35496408
>Still, I don't FEEL normie, and that's what matters.
Thats some redd.it shit right there

>>35496122
Are you overweight? Does your spare time consist 99.9% of playing vidya and anime?

By answering 'yes' to both of the questions you are a cyborg. If answer is 'no' to either of them, you do not belong here.

>>35496408
go use reddit instead

i'm being completely, unironically serious

you have a perfectly normal life and you don't belong here

reddit is filled with your kind

>>35496479
>reddit is filled with your kind
Normal, happy people?

>>35496434
>>35496454
>>35496479
But my social outcastness is real in my mind goyim :'(

>>35496495
normal, functioning people who feel "quirky" and "weird" and smarter than everyone else

the type to play board games while drinking craft beers and attend steampunk cosplay conventions

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>>35496408
>i'm successful, have a good job, a gf, money and /fit/
>i'm still a robot though because i say so

I agree Op, one day it will happen tho , we just gotta believe

>>35495838
This thread is all the proof you need to come to the conclusion that /r9k/ has been shit for a while. All these fucking normalfags trying to justify their normalfaggotry and fit in. It's pathetic. Normalfags have made the quality of threads drop drastically. You need to all go to some other place and shit it up.

>>35496072
I pretend to be a girl who complains men