Drinks Thread

>>35495702
Water is ascended tier

Green tea is for hipsters.

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>>35495702
I drink between 1,5 and 2L of stronk espresso everyday, to get enough caffeine into my brain. But it has become so hard that I might as well take it in powdered form.
I also drink rum/whisky to relax, or when I don't feel like drinking alcohol, half-milk with mint syrup.
Personally, I don't have a particular drink routine, but I realized that doing a little exercise before work increases my productivity, so I do 10-15 mins of aerobic every morning and after long pauses from work.

>>35495737
>Most martials art masters drink green tea
Youre all sorts of wrong anon.

>>35495766
A quick pro-tip
Exercise before any espresso, its bad for your cardio otherwise.

i drink water, weird i know

Two cups of black coffee in the early morning.

Water/sparkling water 99% of the time otherwise. I'll have a few beers once a month.

>>35495702
i basically just drink coffee

that's it.

~8 coffees/day

>>35495702
>drinking the caffeine jew
Fuck that, only water and tea for me (green, black and peppermint).

cappucino in the morning, black tea in the afternoon and evening

>>35495973
black tea has caffeine
you're playing yourself mate

>1 cup of coffee in the mourning + 2 liters of water
>2 litres of tea throughout the day
>1 cup of milk after dinner
>IF PRETENDING TO BE NORMIE: 1-4 beers
>1 litre of camomile to help me sleep

>>35496064
That's way too much liquid to be true:
>5L at least
>7/8 at most
I call bullshit, and if you do it, stop now, you're horribly hurting your liver.

sparkling water is the true drink of the gods. i especially like san pellegrino and la croix

get your caffeine from pure capsules/powder, why consume unnecessary calories and waste time drinking it? energy drinks are only good for spiking with vodka

simple fucking water, like nature intended

>>35496098
>why consume unnecessary calories and waste time drinking it?
that's how you end up doing coke/speed anon.

>>35496110
>like nature intended
>he said, posting on a mongolian paint farm

>>35496093

Oh, that might be why I pee so much then.

>>35496098
>unnecessary calories
you know coffee is like 1 calorie per cup right

you can't just drink sparkling water all the time. it's cold, hot drinks like coffee and tea warm you up

>>35496146
>you know coffee is like 1 calorie per cup right
sure if you don't add anything to it but then it tastes like warm dog piss and i can just say "why drink something that tastes like shit and costs a decent chunk of money when you can pop a pill that costs a couple of cents"

>it's cold, hot drinks like coffee and tea warm you up
there are a lot of cons to being fat but my ability to never be too cold is not one of them

i also live in california where temps only range from 50F to 90F

>>35496131
Still call bullshit. Your stomach is simply not design to hold that much liquid. 2L is a lot, even for people trained, and 5L thorough the day is just way too much.
And of course you'd pee the fuck out, especially given coffee and tea have diuretic effects. But this much liquid is detrimental to the body, as it overloads the liver, who then can't deal with food appropriately and can't remove toxins from what you ingest.
Once again, if you do that seriously, stop.

>What is your go-to drink to be productive?
Cold-brewed coffee, no cream or sugar

>What is your go-to drink to relax?
Chai/green/rooibos tea, a mocha, hot cider in the winter

>Do you have a drinks routine that does fucking miracles?
Coffee has been proven to strengthen the liver against alcohol-induced liver damage, so I suppose that's a miracle in and of itself.

>>35495702
>What is your go-to drink to be productive?
Kratom mixed with water. Does that count?
>What is your go-to drink to relax?
a tall glass of milk
>Do you have a drinks routine that does fucking miracles?
No, if you are affluent just brew as much tea as you want. Earl Grey mixed with milk is excellent drink at all hours

>>35496191

Ok thanks for the heads up. As for the actual quantity of liquid. It's a lot, but I might not exactly be aware of the actual volume of my containers.

>>35495702
Breakfast tea in the morning
Earl grey tea rest of the day. I live off the stuff.

>>35495702
I drink flavored water, lemonade, and soda. Lemonade is the absolute best.

>>35495779
And people who aren't that drink it to look "cool and different, because tea is for classy gentlemen such as myself!"

>>35496093
>>35496191
>toxins
this sounds like pseudoscience, a diuretic affects the kidneys not the liver, show something to prove it affects the liver

>>35495702
Water, tea, milk. No soda. And alcohol only when out with friends.Coffee is shit.

>>35495702
I drink jaegermeister. Doesnt matter what time it is.

>>35496222
2 liters of tea every day sounds unbelievable to me

imagine filling up a plastic 2l soda bottle with tea

that's how much you are drinking

>>35495948

That'll fuck up your kidneys in the long run. At least match your coffee consumption with water, Anon.

>>35495737
>green tea is being drunk all over the world for thousands of years
>"is for hipsters"

Bad news, anon, you're an idiot.

>>35496281
The diuretic effect does not affect the liver, of course, but drinking too much coffee and tea can have a negative affect on your liver, as caffeine present in coffee and tee are treated in your liver. This can disrupt the treatment of glucose by the liver, by overloading it, which results in glycosylation in the blood, which is a very bad thing to say the least. Toxins are real btw, I know some bullshit commercials use it all the time because it sounds bad, but oxidating compounds exist, glucose being one of them, and can disrupt basic functions of the body.

I couldn't be bothered to give links, but all that stuff is on wikipedia.

>>35495702
>What is your go-to drink to be productive?
caffeinated iced tea
>What is your go-to drink to relax?
cold sake
>Do you have a drinks routine that does fucking miracles?
lots of fucking water. good for skin, kidneys and constipation.

I haven't had coffee for almost 2 weeks

The only difference I've noticed is no caffeine withdrawal headaches anymore and not super tired in the morning.

>>35496281
Meh, I guess I might as well give two of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioxidant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycosylation

Water and apple juice

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>mfw some people itt fell for the fluoride and estrogen pill jew
>not avoiding water at all costs

>>35496426

>not spending 20 bucks on a water filter

h2O is my staple

green tea at night when reading / shitpostan, or really whenever 2bh

had an english black tea this morning with milk and sugar, it was pretty good but I don't like caffeine...

>>35496456
There's caffeine in tea as well, you know...Just not as much as in coffee.

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baka @ everyone itt

>>35496511
Energy drinks are cancer, stop drinking them. They lower your overall energy and are shit for you, on all levels.

>>35496511
>zero sugar energy drinks besides rockstar watermelon

nearly every monster flavor tastes like piss

>>35496093
I drink 3 gallons of water of day

>>35496511

>Monster energy drinks

Gotta be 18 to post on 4chan

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>>35496558
>of water of day
>Uses gallons instead of liters
Fugg of retarded burger. Even I speak english better than you do.

>>35496537

wrong
sips are wonderful

0 calories
0 sugar
vitamins
caffeine

>>35496600
Monster is not free of sugar, far from it...

I drink mainly water..water filtered tap cause Ireland is a fluoride cesspool. If I am out and about I'll always buy Vit-hit which is really good for you full of vitamins and so tasty. Even our chemists sell them. But for a relaxing drink I just boil water and scoop two massive spoons of honey and give the cup spin. Honey tea awwww so good by favorite

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>>35496645

wrong again kid

>>35496592
His english is fine, and we use gallons get over it.
C R Y M O R E

>>35496693
>of water of day
Is that english for you?
Looks like autism has become an epidemic indeed.

>>35495702
>What is your go-to drink to be productive?
Water
>What is your go-to drink to relax?
Green Tea Cold

>Do you have a drinks routine that does fucking miracles?
I use to have acne issues but after drinking easily 64 ounces of water a day for like a month my face cleared up extremely.

>>35495702
My favorite drinks are Sobieski, ale, water, and any kind of hot tea. I'll have some coffee every so often because I like the bitter taste, my personal favorite is hazelnut.

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Why would you even dare to drink anything else when there's Water

>>35496511
>my fellow robots don't know about that first sip

>>35495729
/thread

fuck your other unnecessary liquids

>>35495702
>not exclusively drinking coffee at night

>>35496345
>>35496385
Caffeine doesn't have much of an effect on blood sugar compared to consuming actual sugar.

There are studies showing no evidence it affects the liver.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160413083851.htm
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/jun/13/health.healthandwellbeing

Coffee is full of antioxidants

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2841576/bin/1475-2891-9-3-S1.PDF

I don't actually drink coffee any more because it makes me sperg out but there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it unless you add too much sugar

>>35496865
I think too much caffeine screws up your dick a little for an hour or so. I do know it makes my piss smell like coffee.

tea
beer
tea then beer then more beer

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>>35496511
s i p b o y s

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>>35496260
Wrong again, as it happen, im working on becoming a martial artist as well.
Your attempt at trolling is cute.

>>35496499
*i dont like excessive amounts of caffeine

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>>35497262
Is this you, then? Anyone here who claims to be doing any sort of "training" needs to be reminded they're a fat fuck that are embarrassing themselves by thinking they can be some combat pro.

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>>35497325
Nice projecting you are doing here, sorry to hear that you are a fat fuck, i could give you some training tips for beginners.

>>35497262
Why can't we just agree that hot tea is a drink of patrician value regardless of what type it is?

>>35495702
Diet Dr. Pepper
Diet Dr. Pepper
Diet Dr. Pepper

Coffee + milk
Black tea + milk

But water is the best tbqh

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>>35497639
bloxbloxblox

what did the robot used to say when you were blocked from posting?

I drink coffee only occasionally when I truly need it, and don't drink anything else that would affect my mind.

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>>35497674
i don't know what you are getting at friend

I drink water, unless I'm at work and need to focus hard, then I grab some coffee from the coffee machine. Ocassionally ill drink juices at home if my parents buy them and ill only drink soda if im eating out and it comes with the meal.

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>>35495702
Milk bitch.

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comprehensive guide to sick ass coffee substitutes