Has R9K ever eaten a cute little butthole?

>>35495043
Yes, it's amazing. Better than eating pussy imo.

>>35495043
>phone poster
>makes retarded garbage thread

kill yourself.

>>35495043
Of course. But only in serious relationships.

>>35495057
Do they ever tease you about it afterwards?

>>35495130
Not really. One girl was super aggressive and would text me things like I'm in the shower now, when you get here you're gonna eat my asshole.

Most girls find it incredibly weird at first and need to relax and get past the awkwardness of a tongue in your ass, but I've never had anyone complain. Gets my dick rock hard. I regret not doing it with previous girls.

>>35495130
In my experience the only thing they do is joke about stuff like not kissing me afterward (they still do) or how we may as well trade toothbrushes now

>>35495064
You should try rimming a stranger; it adds a whole different level of excitement.

The hottest thing I've ever done was rim a single mommy from Tinder while she was on the phone with her son

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>>35495043
yeah, always really want to do it but when doing it it's kinda meh. it doesn't taste much and is quite dry oh and u can get kinda sick which sucks

>>35495043
Yes I have. She didn't like it. Made me sad.

>ex (and only) gf loved oral
>desperately wanted to finger, lick, fuck her ass
>was beginning to warm her up to it, had my hand near it, licking further down, getting closer and closer each time we fucked around
>one time was massaging her ass, incredible urge to burry my face in between her cheeks, but didn't
>eventually broke up with me before I got to do anything with her butt

I feel immense regret, especially for not burrying my face in her ass that day. If you ever get the chance, friends, go for it. Don't be like me.

>16 years old
>high school
>have chubby autistic weeb gf
>she doesn't really have tits, like a or b cup at best and puffy nipples which is not really what i'm into
>buuut she has a fat round ass
>she doesn't want to lose her virginity
>on the express train to butt stuff city
>couldn't believe my luck
>one time while i was fucking her ass
>i just get this uncontrollable urge
>pull out, get my head down there and just bury my face in between her ass cheeks

she loved it
kept it clean too, no taste besides the normal human skin saltiness
9/10 would recommend

>>35496084
Awesome, the only time a girl wanting to stay a virgin is lucky

>>35495043
I did once. I was watching way too much anal porn at the time and couldn't stop fixating on assholes so I just went for it. It was cool but I never tried it again

>>35495938
You just have to get a couple glasses of

DUDE
WINE
LMAO

into them and they'll loosen up. They definitely want it, they're jjst scared of the taboo

>>35495452
That's why you use flavored lubes and do it right after she showers

Does it not taste like shit? At best you can hope it tastes like nothing, but the gradient of what it could taste like isn't that appealing

>>35496412

OriginaIIIly this

>>35496412
No dickhead, you just do it after she showers and rub flavored lube in it

>>35496412
Please realize women have better hygiene than robots

>>35496821

>implying they finger their assholes to get all the pool out

>>35496837
Shit doesn't just linger in logs right on the rim of the anus bro

Trust me