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>tfw girl at work keeps flirting with me but I don't know how to ask her out or even just get her number
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Is she actually flirting with you though? Or just being nice?
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I'm observant enough to be able to tell the difference. She is markedly more excited sounding and giggly when she talks to me, and when she asks me questions, she's always very enthusiastic about the things I have to say. I don't know what it is if not that, because I haven't seen her act that way around any of the other guys I work with.
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>I'm going to [restaurant] later if you want to join
If she says no
>suck my ass, you colossal bitch
If she says yes or maybe (a positive maybe, not a maybe that means "no")
>I'll call/message you later, but I need your number
If you want her number first
>we should hang out sometime
If she seems interested, then just ask for the number and don't text her too much. In fact, if you do, just try to make it a matter of setting up a time to meet
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well, it happened robots. I fell for a femanon.
she's not like the stereotype though. she seems good and pure though. and she's pretty. and a virgin.
how do i make her my gf?
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start by being attractive, i recommend plastic surgery and a name change
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>>39395593
>name change
what's wrong with my name??
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Get /fit/
get a job
and try and build a close friendship
build that friendship into a relationship
and if she's a NEET, offer to support her
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why do our bodies have so much gross shit inside? this is the inside of a deer but its similar for a lot of animals, like us.
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Your body has a million things to do and regulate. It can't do all that if it's hollow.
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>>39395369
fucking inconsiderate animals filling their bodies with organs and not delicious meats
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>>39395369
Pretty cool though how that deer is full of sausages. I never knew where sausages came from before, are all animals like that?
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Post cute girls. No sluts, no big titted whores, just cute girls.
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Cute hairy jewish girl
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>>39395197
What about cute big titted girls who aren't whores?
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Cute irish girl
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>white boys
hahahahahahahahaha holy shit
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MY
FUCKING
SIDES
JESUS
CHRISTori
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where the fuck do you people even find shit like this
haha damn
really makes me fucking think
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B T F O
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F
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IT'S OVER
OVER
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Any robots who are programmers?
How tough is it to get a cool job at companies like Google and Microsoft? Also general software development thread
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>How tough is it to get a cool job at companies like (((Google)))
Tough if you are a straight white male, they have to push (((diversity)))
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Google and Microsoft? The big name companies are fairly competitive.
I work for one of the US's biggest department store in their tech division, it employees somewhere around 3000 people. It was fairly easy for me to get the job but I did use connections in college to get here.
If you want to work for a Fortune 500 tech giant then you need to be pretty darn good or know someone on the inside. If you want to work for a massive tech company that's doable as long as you interview well.
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>>39394576
>Tough if you are a straight white male,
would pretending to be gay or trans actually help? I'm willing to do it, but I'm not sure how they would know...unless I put it on my resume.
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Any military fags here?
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>>39394495
Yeah but I wasn't stupid enough to join the Marines
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>>39394919
You're smarter than I am then because trust me it sucks
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>>39394934
>pvt/pfc complaining about the Marines on his 1 hour of phone time during MCT
You haven't even begun to feel the true power of the weenie. Just wait until you get fucked over right before going to the fleet.
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Is this a good way to end it?
I read Robin Williams killed himself with this method, so did many suicide streamers
What are the pros and cons of using your door to hang yourself and how to tie the rope?
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>>39394343
Just tightening a bag over your head is enough, fampai.
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wtf do these numbers and letters mean and why is a side table included
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>>39394680
Those are instructions for the model kit.
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that kid thread
>that kid that took a shit on the bathroom floor
>that kid who faked a seizure to get out of an algebra test
>that fat neckbearded kid that unironically wore a fedora
>that kid that failed his classes so his parents bought him $300 shoes
>that kid that got suspended for threatening to shoot up the school
>that kid that kicked a hole in the gym wall and took a piss in it
>that kid that played a sandy hook simulator during class
>that group of white kids that tried to hit on a pajeet by showing her how good their laptops were and how well their castles in minecraft were
>that kid that cried during Pet Sematary
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>>39394334
>that kid who made "that kid" threads at just that "mement".
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>that kid who showed drunk one day in 5th grade
>that kid who had the worst balance and fell and hurt himself and had to go to the hospital once a month
>that kid who brought a brand new bionicle to class and built it during a lecture
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>that kid with a 200-card Magic deck who beat everyone else
>that other kid who got sick of it and built a deck specifically to counter it and drew him to death
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>Have friends, large social circle
>Go to bars and parties
>Hygienic and wear nice clothes
>Have normie hobbies eg. Sports and music
>Still a kissless dateless virgin
Literally WHY?
None of you can ever know the pain I feel.
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>>39394170
FUCK OFFFFFFF NORMALFAAAAAAAAAGSSSSS REEEEEEEEEE
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>>39394193
How can I be a normalfag when I am a virgin who has never even come close to being intimate with a woman? You cunt.
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>>39394193
>KV
>normalfag
Not him but being socially and financially capable while still missing out on romance is one of the two main conditions of cyborgdom (the other being having diagnosed mental illness but still an alright life)
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First impression of my sis?
Image is her
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>>39394140
she has a cute face and nice hair
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>>39394140
Pretty sure I'd marry your sister.
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is she an emo
how many chads has she fucked
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Rejected by the barber chick
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>be me
>go to the barber shop to get a hair cut
>I am greeted by this nice short red haired chick she shows me into the chair.
>she was very friendly and we had a nice conversation while she cuts my hair. She also mentioned she was single for a while.
>when it is my turn to pay I have left her a $10 tip and casually asked her if she wants to go to dinner with me.
>she took a good look at me and said "not today".
>the other middle aged barber woman there over heard the conversation and was laughing at me.
>I was too embarrassed and swarmed out of there.
I am destined to die a virgin.
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>>39394106
Good job on wasting ten dollars. She probably rejected you based on the fact that you look like pic related.
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>>39394106
you never ask women out while they're working, idiot. they are just nice to you because that's basic customer service. they just are doing their job
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>>39394106
Good try but thats how you do it bro. Shes your barber, shes nice to everyone.
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I'm convinced life is hell
>factory farms exist
>chickens live in overcrowded darkness their whole lives
>their beaks are cut off so they don't peck
>their legs break under their own weight thanks to hormones
>their offspring doomed to the same fate
>this is the destiny of their species
>the universe doesn't care about them or you
>guy gets arrested for having a machine gun
>suspected murder, but he just bought it because he thought it was cool
>when he gets out of prison cartels kidnap him and rip his toenails out
>say they'll kill him if his family doesn't pay ransom
>cluster headaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEEjA13t5SM
Is there a purpose for living through hell? Why are we here?
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are you implying when we die we reincarnate as chickens? wtf is the chicken story about.
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>>39394023
>Why are we here?
god wanted a better random number generator for his tabletop gaming
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>>39394023
what is that story about the kidnapping i dont understand
why would they do that to a random dude?
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hes saying that animals are bred to be killed as an example of the fact that the universe doesn't care about suffering
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>Having a pretty good day
>Checks /r9k/
>See circumcision thread reminding me I'll never feel the pleasure of an uncut
>Get sad and angry
Hope everyone of you fucks get the Brazen Bull.
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Someones mad
originalo
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>>39393794
Literally Brazen fucking Bull now.
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>tfw cutfag
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How do I cure yellow fever? It just keeps getting worse. I can't even get hard to white girls anymore. White people just look so disgusting. Sometimes I can get it up to slavic looking girls, but I can't remember the last time I was able to jerk it to a regular white girl.
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first of all, I hope you realize the girl you posted is probably the top 1% of gooks and would want nothing to do with you. but anyway, all you need to do is go out with an average asian girl for a little while, and your meme fever will cure itself. trust me. then you will once again recognize that white girls are superior but also unattainable hence why you developed yellow fever in the first place.
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What's wrong with liking Asians anon. they're like second to none
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Saito Asuka btw