well, it happened robots. I fell for a femanon. she's not

start by being attractive, i recommend plastic surgery and a name change

>>39395593
>name change
what's wrong with my name??

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Get /fit/
get a job
and try and build a close friendship
build that friendship into a relationship
and if she's a NEET, offer to support her

>>39395529
if i had a virgin cute gf i would be so happy, i couldnt ask for more

>>39395615
neither of us are NEET. she's in college/works part time and I work full time.
I'm going to try and lose some weight, and get close to her in the mean time.

>>39395529
name of the pic please ? (original)

>>39395651
Do not go too hard, if you're from here you're probably going to go too hard too fast like I did

>>39395667
no idea, sorry famo
>>39395671
i'll keep that in mind and try to play it cool. thanks anon.

>>39395613
It if doesn't at least rhyme with "Chad Thundercock", you're screwed

>>39395529
hmm. so shes attractive, not a neet, goes to college, has friends. yet, shes pure, innocent, and somehow still a virgin. something doesnt add up my man.

im not trying to rain on your parade, but if a girl is outgoing, attractive and in college, theres no wayy in hell that shes a pure innocent virgin lol. thats just laughable. youre naive and bieng lied to. id cut off contact immediately

>>39395715
that's actually a stupid name. what girl wants to be "Mrs. Thundercock"?

>>39395782
she doesn't have any close friends and she isn't outgoing. where did you get that from?
I don't know if she's innocent either. maybe, but i don't really care about that anyway.

>>39395790
you have a lot to learn about the human species

Are you at least decent looking? Knowing how to act and what to say counts but looking good matters.
I can't give advice because I fucked in every chance I had...

At least your not gay and I'm glad for that.

>>39395838
I think I'm a solid 6. My problem is not knowing how to act or what to say and not being attractive enough that it doesn't matter.

>>39395529
how do you know she is a virgin?

>>39395529

Man, thongs are really fucking sexy.

Like I'm not breaking any new ground here, but Jesus Christ.

There's something about the way they go up the buttcrack that just drives me wild.

>>39396004
i took her word for it.
how do you know anyone is a virgin? you haven't stalked them every minute of their life.

>>39396009
>There's something about the way they go up the buttcrack that just drives me wild
imagine what the thong smells like. heavenly.

It happened so many times. I even met one fembot. She convinced me to eat her out and then bailed on me. Would do again but I felt kinda used at the time

>>39396050
>She convinced me to eat her out and then bailed on me.
Alpha as fuck

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>>39396020
>took her word
>from a girl
>a normie nonetheless
top kek.

>>39395529
what's her name
first letter is fine too

>>39396225
i never told her i had any preference and there's no backlash for women not being virgins anymore. why would she lie?
i don't think she would lie in general, she seems trustworthy.

>>39396261
her name is Katie

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>>39396266
>why would she lie?

You mean why would a woman lie about literally the only thing that makes them valuable in the slightest?

Gee I don't know anon.

>>39396312
i would still like her even if she wasn't a virgin. that's just the icing on the cake. now fuck off.

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>>39396344
She's not a virgin anon

Have fun orbiting someone who is getting plowed by Chad while you're pathetically trying to figure out how to make a move

Even if you do get in her pants someone else got there first, so enjoy her used up pussy that was stained with Chad cum at multiple points in the past.

>>39396344
You're in love, you are a slave to her and the chemicals
just do it, fuck her and do the cuddling
no amount of words will change your mind now

>>39395529
stick yo dick in bitch bootyhole den pee inside her bootyhole till it fill up den tell shorty fart da pee pee out bitch