Any military fags here?

>>39394495
Yeah but I wasn't stupid enough to join the Marines

>>39394919
You're smarter than I am then because trust me it sucks

>>39394934
>pvt/pfc complaining about the Marines on his 1 hour of phone time during MCT
You haven't even begun to feel the true power of the weenie. Just wait until you get fucked over right before going to the fleet.

>>39395071
Actually a cpl on my 3rd year but okay

Huge respect for our troops. We must defend Israel!

>>39395347

What MOS?

oreos

>>39395398
2111 (armorer)

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>>39394495
hunger, marine?

>>39395422
The green ones are best

>>39395417
Did you or did you not accept payments from the q-tip companies?

>>39394495
>working for mr shekelbergenstein

Kill yourself.

>>39395482
Haha no I never have enough of the things people waste them on cleaning half assed and don't use them to their full potent

>>39395543
We know you've been accepting payments to deny perfectly clean weapons.

>tfw one of the youngest O5s in the Army

I'm literally a fucking superstar, it's crazy.

>>39396028
>O5
O4* fuck me

I used to think joining the military was a cool idea until I was like 18

Then I realized too many people join for the wrong reasons, a majority of them are giant douches, and DYEL manlets won't get far in the armed forces.

Maybe if I bulk up and there's a war worth fighting I'll sign up, most likely not though.

>>39396092
Before I joined I could only do 8 pushups

I can do like 40 on a bad day these days

>>39396092
There's plenty of desk jockey jobs though

>>39396092
Yeah ok faggot
>I would join if there was a real war but my job at Walmart is badass hurt durr

>>39396028
>>39396039
I know a 28 year old Major in the Marines, how old are you?

>>39396192
Same, 28. Guess I'm not that special

>>39396186

>getting paid BELOW minimum wage to be some basic bitch E-6 or some shit that sits on base and has his superiors make him do menial tasks

B A D A S S

Really bad ass.

>>39394495
I'm not in the military nor am I a fag.

>>39396257
If you think Hathcock, and Murphy didn't have to do the occasional detail, you are an idiot.

>>39396253
Muhreens promote like fuckin crazy if you're
1. An officer
2. Pass the PFT
3. Aren't literally, actually retarded (this is where most fail)

Seems to be a bit more competitive in the Army, so you might still be special over there.

>>39396257
Probably works minimum wage where his job IS menial tasks

>>39396384
I've seen little 23 year old shits gets promoted to O2 just because they pass APFT so it's a little similar here. I have yet to meet a LT that wasn't fucking retarded, and that's myself included

>>39394495
i want to join the air force is that a good choice?

>>39396465
Lts are still boots 2ndLt is basically a fucking lance corporal

>>39394495

recent college grad considering joining Navy Officer School, any tips?

>>39396469
yeah go ahead nigga

>>39396480
Except I've met lance corporals that know more than 2ndLts
>>39396493
>>39396469
Realistically any branch is better than the marine corps so just stick with that

>>39396469
Joining the military in general isn't a good choice.

I leave for the Air Force in October/November, I'm 18 and having free college when I'm out at 22 seems like a better option than leeching off my parents for another 4 years while having to pay for college.

>>39396511

what are some glaring differences between Enlisted/Officer training in the Navy?

>>39396511
i know that the Marine corps is tough buy why do you think its the worst?

>>39396465
correct
t. a fucking midshipman

>>39396493
love cocks

>>39396531
Being an officer will open so many more doors in life for you but in the end t just depends if you already have a degree and what you want to do. Navy has great medical fields to join in and in my opinion it's the best route you could go in the navy

>>39396546
We are the most under funded branch, lack of real deployments and garrison had always made the marine corps a worse place to be in. When there's nothing to do shit gets stupid.

>>39394495
I'm shipping out the 5th for Navy Bootcamp. I'm going in as an SECF

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>>39396531
You get to be commander I guess.

>>39396586
Lol have fun with that

>>39396577
i see well at least you guys are the most respected service also nice dubz

>>39394495
nah i was too dumb to get in, im in australia though maybe they have higher standards

>>39396556
>>39396590

does any college degree count? what if someone has a public accounting degree? do they look for high GPAs?

>>39396622
Probably considering you can basically be mentally handicapped to get in

>>39396624
Nope. Any degree as long as it's a bachelors

>>39396634
>you can basically be mentally handicapped
Too accurate. I once had guy wake me up for duty after I just got off duty. He spent 5 minutes shaking my rack while I laid there and telling him to fuck off. There was no question why he had an infantry contract.

>>39396650
Maybe on paper but I'm unsure if an OSO will take someone with a degree in lesbian dance studies