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I feel you. Last night I went to a bar and spent 44 dollars to hear a few out of a bunch of songs I paid for. all I've got is a black & mild, an empty red bull can, an oxidized can, and a dollar. IDK!

>>36109012
I didn't get laid, though I was trying

me too OP. i've been telling myself it will get better since i was 6 years old. i'm 23 now and it hasnt

you have to lose about 120 lb first

Be rich, normie and confident enough to wear outfits that look like you dress out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue.

>>36108877
Football uniform.

>>36108812
What were your other conversations like? What did you talk about?

>>36108812
Man even I change my bedsheets more than once a year.

>>36108827
she would message me first, very often, and talk about how she hated everyone in her class or other such things. or anime and films. she is 18 but im pretty sure shes at least assburgers.
she would randomly start arguments often too but this was the last straw for me.

>>36108789
>9/10

Keep believing that sonny jim

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>>36108789
>tfw 6/10 but still get girls
just be confident OP

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>>36108830
This manlet gets more pussy than you baka

>>36108754
>just eat food
easier said than done

>>36108766
It's equally as easy said and done.

I'm too lazy to eat and buy food.

>>36108724
>no cigs left
>can't afford another pack right now
It's gonna be a fucking wild day. Hopefully I can get drunk enough to just pass out

>>36108758
>just rolled and lit one
Sorry lad, good luck.

>>36108758
>>36108764
What is it with schizos and smoking?

>>36108668
Men have treated them as royalty since early puberty. Aren't males and females pretty similar as kids, in terms of self obsession?

men have the same tendencies it just manifests in different ways

Not naturally, not all of them. They are brain washed by colourful magazines and number of likes on fb or Instagram.

>>36108589
We can function just fine if you hide your power level. Then you slowly introduce her with some netflix shit. Then after shes hooked you can show her the good stuff. Simple

>>36108589
It's also perverted. A normal, attractive girl will find it creepy. A grown man being a ''fan'' of watching little girls and boys going to school.

>>36108627
Beautiful women won't get hooked on anime, they have no interest in little girls. They might watch it to impress men.

>>36108663
You just gotta find the right stuff to show them dude trust. Like of course they might not be interested in like highschool dxd but they might like something like death note.

You literally just have to make an ehentai account and log in, thats it

>>36108793
Is that it? Things sure change. I thought you had to have the account for a while and be active on ehentai.

>>36108793
>>36108802

OP here

I made the account already and am logged in. Doesnt do shit, i still get sadpanda.

You have to edit the cookies or something but i dont have a pc atm (only an android phone). I even tried using the plugins but surprise surprise, they dont do anything.

>>36108480

Have you even watched the video? He is a Chad.

>>36108505
He still got turned down in front of the world and thus is a loser.

>>36108480
He'll still have an interesting story to tell.

Do not laugh at a person's attempt to reach certain goals.

I'm going to die without any of those girls sitting on my face

why was I even FUCKING born

>wanna come?

I just did

>>36108465

>tfw penis too small to pleasure those sex goddesses

I accepted it when I was around 25. my life has become quite dull eversince. I dont really feel the rage and hatred I used to feel, when I saw other young folks socialising, I just feel a bit melancholic from time to time

It's never too late. 22y/o kv.

I got laid at 17
26 now
life's good

>>36108418
Thats such a dumb question. However I dont orbit girls I try to get male hate orbiters

>>36108418
Miru>Katya>Everyone else

>>36108418

how does one become a beloved r9k girl anyways

i just want the love and validation

anything rap/ hiphop related

>>36108423
... also fucking electronic music

Do robots listen to yung lean?
this one is great desu https://youtu.be/kjFC7RBV-N4

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everybody reply to me!

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Who else /NPC/ here?

>>36108385
Is old bread dead?