How the hell are skellies actually real? How can someone be

>>36108754
>just eat food
easier said than done

>>36108766
It's equally as easy said and done.

I'm too lazy to eat and buy food.

It's really easy to be without eating. Eating a lot is almost work and i get sick easily and hate that feeling. It feels like i have to throw up.

>>36108754
I can't put weight on.

>>36108792
Because you aren't eating.

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They are genetic failures and revolting. Fatbros are just people who let themselves go. Skellies are people who inherently are to weak to exist. Nothing we can do but put them down.

>>36108754
I'm skelly because I physically can't eat enough to get my daily macros to be /fit/.

>>36108754
being hungry sharpens my senses and i love this feeling
especially whie masturbating
emoty stomach orgasms are the shit to die for

Because if you eat food you get fat or worse, skinny fat

>>36108797
I eat every day, i've just always had a fast metabolism and I work a physical job

>>36108754
>Like, just eat food. it's good. It's amazing. Eating food is one of the best things in this world.
>hurr, how can someone not enjoy the same things as me
must be nice being this much of a clueless retard

>>36108754
>>36108816
There's only two types of people in the world: those that become fat when depressed, and those that become skellies when depressed.

>>36108927
That's not what I said. I told you to eat food. Are you saying that you hate all types of food that exist?

>>36108933
No you said it's one of the best things in the world, which for me it isn't.
And even the food that I like I'd rather not eat if I had a choice about it

I been le molested now Im a skelly
I been le molested now I take drugs
I been le molested now I eat like a beast
I been le molested now I'm mean and violent
I been le molested now I'm an hero

Is pretty much this

>>36108969
the fuck you on about?
sgphiseguifseg

>>36108986
Eating disorders are product of weak minds self traumatized for receiving the dick too early

>>36108986
>the fuck
shut up nigger

Eating GOOD food is great. Eating my normal staple foods feels almost like a chore.

>>36108901
Kek what a load of shit. Track your calories and go to a gym.

>>36109029
were you born in the 90's stupid faggot?
I lift shit all day. I eat breakfast, lunch and dinner. fucking gym meme faggot.

>>36108931
idk man i went through a pretty rough time while my grandma was dying a couple years ago and i literally did nothing but drink, fap, and lift. the gainz helped to fill the growing void of emptiness and made me feel like i was actually accomplishing something because NEET.

>>36109024
/this
My ex loved pasta. You could cook some pasta, make a mediocre sauce with tomatos, make some salad and serve it to her and she'd smile from ear to ear and you could just see that she was so satisfyed while eating and afterwards. She was a 115lbs woman and I'm a 160 lbs man and I can't understand how you can get so much satisfaction from simple food. I had to force it down my throat every day to gain the weight I have now.

>>36108773
Food costs money and takes time and effort to prepare.
>just eat junk food all day lol
I'd rather go hungry than subject myself to such an American experience.

>>36109473
even skeletons have to eat and cook
making twice as much food each meal takes no more effort

Skelly here.

Every time i eat, i stop being aware of things around me, i become depressed, fatigued, and lose all energy.
When my stomach is empty, i literally feel amazing. Like one of those drugs that induce euphoria. Motivation through the roof.
That, and it's literally impossible for me to swallow if i'm not hungry. It just won't go down.

We get full quicker and eating on a full stomach is not fub

>>36109682
It's not your fault. Your parents let you drink too much from plastic bottles growing up. You're an abomination because of them.

>>36109682
>impossible for me to swallow if i'm not hungry. It just won't go down.
I thought this was normal until I met a fat girl in my early teens who would just keep eating, fucked up fat bitch got so fat her knees could barely support her.

>>36109137
holy fucking shit get out normalscum

>>36108754
>expecting people to change for you for no reason at all
lmao get over it

>>36109682
Just drink coke or milk if you can't swallow real food. GOMAD

>>36109702
the fuck are you talking about, are you delusional

Food may feel like a chore if you're not addicted to gobbling everything up.
I think that's the main defining difference between us and fatsos: both reach a point of non-enjoyment, but the skeletons stop eating while the lards compulsively keep going on reflex.

I like food, don't get me wrong, but only enough. I don't even like desserts, feeling as I'm already full. I also like sweets but wouldn't keep eating a whole cake if allowed, like I've heard some people say they felt like.

>>36109741
you have low testosterone and high estrogen

you are in the same situation as female models

>>36108754
my mom sucks at cooking, I only eat a lot if there's something delicious in the fridge, eating a lot is not as easy as you think

>>36109741
>the fuck
shut up nigger. origini

>>36109771
>i eat a lot
>i'm manly i swer ;_; i have a lot of test
>therefore eating is manly, since it can't be possible that i am not manly

are you really that insecure about your masculinity anon?

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>>36109816
you are one step away from this

it's time stop being unreasonable and go get your test level check'd

>>36109865
because people who don't eat big aren't manly right?

it's okay anon, you don't have to be insecure

>>36109865
What the fuck does governement plates have to do with the rest of that list

>>36109865
>Iamdeeplyinsecureaboutmyfragilemasculinity.jpg

Better skinny than fat

>>36109865
>bjork

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. NOBODY INSULTS MY QUEEN

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>tfw no skeleboys to cuddle

>>36108754
But I do eat. People I know are literally surprised how the fuck can I eat the shit I do and be this thin.

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im so hungry /r9k/
will you feed me?

>>36110232
>skelly
>still gyno
gg

>>36110252
it's the angle
i have pectus excavatum so my ribs cave inward really unevenly
it's even worse than gyno appearance wise because i look like i fell on a landmine

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>>36108816
So are you saying the Huge Jacked Man himself is a genetic failure?
He was a twig until later in life.

>>36110286
I have this too. Unless you were born with it and didn't get it later in life from fucked up posture it's fixable without surgery.
It takes effort and time though.

>tfw the mods 404 they good gayboy threads

>>36110317
i was born with it
surgery was gonna cost me over $10,000 and involved having a bar put behind my ribs to push them out slowly into a normal shape
it seems too expensive to justify something that'd be so painful when i dont take my shirt off ever anyway

>>36109073
So your body literally defies physics?
Calories in calories out, it's as simple as that.

I'm a skelly bro too but I know it's because of my lifestyle that I'm skinny.
Don't be like those lardasses that say "but muh genetics"

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>>36108754
Beats me.

>TFW 60kg 190cm

>>36108754
I eat 2-3 meals a day till I'm full and am 6'2 140
Not going to stuff my face like a brute just to try and conform to your beauty standards

>>36110392
A lanklet is legit more disgusting than a fatty.

>>36110421
>t. a fatty

no oreos

>>36110443
Even if I was fat which I really am, what I said is 100% true. You guys are abominations.

>>36110392
p-pretty nice, would you let me cuddle?

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>>36110471
At least for me its not a challenge just to get up from the bed

>>36110471
>You guys are abominations
It's okay anon, you don't have to project here. This is a safe space.

>>36108754
Don't you feel dick from eating too much?
I feel bloated and like I want to vomit.
I get a stomach pains when I eat to full.

>>36110510
>if you're fat you must be american levels of obese

>>36108773
After youve finished your meal, imagine someone puts down another full plate and tells you to eat it. Thats how it feels like most of the time i eat, im never hungry, i almost always feel full. Its not easy to eat when youre not hungry, trust me.

>>36110507
Of course sempai. Come

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I eat at least 2000 calories a day, lift weights 2-3x a week, and still look like this.

>>36108754
Skelly here picky eater even when then if the the micky ds is not up to par appetite ruined

Some people just have beta stomachs. I eat a lot and I'm fat but my brother in law can and will eat so much more than me and he is the perfect weight. The last time we had a grill party and he ate 5kg (11lbs) of pure meat while I couldn't continue after a single kg.

>>36108754
The bullshit is im trying to put on weight and i threw up my dinner

>>36110706
Stop lying. You just started and you're doing fine.

>>36110706
>2000
Found your problem friendo

>>36110678
g-got an kik?

>>36108931
most of robots probably are skinnyfat

>>36110740
ditto, i throw up almost every time i eat anything larger than a basic sandwich
i dont understand how people can eat meals without feeling sick
ive never had food and just felt fine afterwards

i ususlly just have small bowls of soup since if i throw it up its less gross than solid food

anyone else had this?

>>36110363
you don't know anything about anything youngfag

>>36108754
I wish I had a body like that

>>36110861
So you're telling me that if you ate 10K calories a day you wouldn't gain a pound?

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>>36108754
Fucking shitty bait thread.

>Like, just eat food. it's good. It's amazing. Eating food is one of the best things in this world.

No, eating food fucking sucks. 90% of food it disgusting/mediocre and a chore to eat, while the food that is good is only enjoyable to eat if I'm starving, which rarely happens.

>>36110883
like the other anon mentioned, people also ask me how can I eat what I do and stay thin, I eat some kind of junk food most days, i've has 3 cans of coke today, french toast for breakfast, sandwich and a hand full of walnuts/peanuts for lunch, spaghetti bolognese for dinner, i've also had some grapes, chips and a couple of baked coconut things that have jam on them. are you saying there is no such thing as a fast metabolism? maybe I work too hard or stress too much but I eat plenty and don't get fat. i'm 5'10 and weight 60kg

>>36110896
>only enjoyable to eat if I'm starving, which rarely happens.
then go for a walk

>>36110947
I'm the same.
Sure some people get fat easier than others but that doesn't mean it's not possible for you to gain weight.
Just. Eat. More.

And lift. No cardio, just weights.

>>36109865
That picture gave me a boner. What the fuck is wrong with me? I think /r9k/ trap/lewd/ERP threads have brainwashing me or something

>>36110896
then you're just a fucking retard, just be a gourmand, it's easy, search for more than flavor you fucking baity shit

>>36108754
>Be young skelly
>eat two slices of pizza
>don't even eat the crusts
>full for rest of the day

>force self to eat as adult to skill the skelly
>seriously uncomfortable and depressing
>after much strain on the gut, the stomach grows to accommodate the volumous intake
>gets harder to feel sated and stop eating
>now have a more human-like weight but also a good amount of body fat
>can't get the fat to go away and still always hungry
>finally learn how people get fat

People need to stop conditioning their children to eat so much as babies to prevent their stomachs from stretching if they don't want them to be obese like OP.

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>>36110026
t. numale
regano

>>36110994
I'm not going to gorge myself like some pigfuck. I lift shit all day fuckwit. why don't you kill yourself 90's born queer. shove a fucking weight up your faggot ass.

>>36111030
chances are you're just a queer

I've started gaining weight after going to the gym regularly and eating tuna, peanut butter, and drinking a lot of milk alongside a meal for lunch and dinner, usually skipping breakfast. I'm still skinny though but steadily gaining which is good. Try it anons.

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>>36111069
y so mad tho

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>>36111113
>111113
ONE JOB

>>36111084
I'm not attracted to men unless in extremely rare circumstances, like being a freakishly feminine twink, or trap

>>36111136
you should kill yourself, you were a mistake anon.

>>36109137
I eat virtually the same thing everyday and don't get bored, either pizza or cheese bread. Never get bored. Guess it's a good thing, because if I want to bulk I just eat bigger portions

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>>36108754
>barely eat food
>still fat
I wish I was a skelly

>>36109731

I find it difficult to imagine buying and drinking a whole gallon of whole milk every single day for a month. I might try half a gallon. That would put me right at about my TDEE +500, if I then ate 2000 calories of normal food.

>>36111235
okay but dont complain if it doesnt work

being fat
>visual representation of lacking self control, women giggling behind your back
>smelly
>acne ridden
>diabetes
>gallstones
>ZERO facial aesthetics
>asthma
>no cardiovascular health
>snore

b-but muh test, I-I could ragdoll you

>implying you've ever been in a fight

>>36108754
>I'm skelly.
>Was a NEET for 6 motnhs
>did nothing but double my calorie intake and exercise.
>put around 8 pounds.
>started working again
>went back to skelly
>If I'm not constantly eating I will not gain weight.
>Constantly eating=6+meals a day

Daily diet: two cups of rice, meats, vegetables, fruits, snacks like peanut butter sandwiches, fish and lots of milk.

I looked skinny fit but I was always tired. Plus I couldn't relax. I was always thinking about my next workout, my next meal, and trying to fit my personal life into all of it.

If you are a NEET then there is no excuse. But when you are busy it becomes hard to eat 5000 in a day.

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>>36111899
>>ZERO facial aesthetics

This. Facial aesthetics matter more than body honestly, and being overweight ruins all your assets; especially jawline

>>36110362

I'm doing it later this year

mostly because for my job,looking better shirtless will be very beneficial

>>36110669
lol, if only i stopped desiring food even when my stomach was about to burst...

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Skellies are the cutest

t. femanon

i had a giant crush/obsession on/with a skelly in hs, been missing him a lot lately, looked him up and he grew a scraggly beard and i'm not into anymore. feels good and bad

>>36109865
>Xanax
>Vespertine
count me in

>>36112333
canada?

alchemist

Fat stomach
Skinny arms and legs
Broad shoulders
Small hands

Who /cartoon character/ here?

>>36112264
he's toned though, not a skelle

I am scrawny, so putting weight on would look even worse than now.

>>36112264
Here's a little anecdote about real skellys' reactions to those people being called skelly/thinking they're skelly.
>guy who looks like this looks in the mirror and says "I'm so skinny"
>fellow skelly bro and I give each other a knowing look and smile

tl;dr that's not a skelly.

>>36112787
>>36112969
Still pretty skelly, and I think guys like in the OP are super cute

>>36108754

It's a consistent calorie deficit. You can just be under 100 calories of normal intake and loose weight. I still ate loads and did some light activity every day. I did this over years but beware eventually ur body shuts down and you loose things like sexual function and you look like a freak with all the veins popping out.