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how can i kill myself with household objects tonight?
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it's commonly held that this is the most effective manner
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... though some prefer this more drastic method
(not for the squeamish)
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>>36388586
AAAAAAAA HELP HELP AAAA
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So I just found out that my gf is pregnant. What do we do, is there any safe abortion methods?
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abortion is murder desu
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>>36388306
Suicide, then you don't have to care for it
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>>36388326
I live in the United States and my state does allow anytime of abortions, is there a DIY methods?
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who here with /tinnitus/? how do you just accept it, i get mental breakdowns just because I know it's permanent christ
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>>36388299
I'm not hearing that noise!
That's how you get tinnitus!
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Stop being a pussy and realize that many other things will go wrong with your body before you die.
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>>36388299
>I know it's permanent
which kinda tinnitus you got, OP
how recently were you diagnosed?
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An Australian national hero, Patrick the wizard wombat has died at age 32.
Please pay your respects.
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>>36388277
Gooddnight sweet prince
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>>36388277
Sleep tight, /ourpet/
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>>36388277
He was an inspiration to us all here.
RIP little buddy
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Thoughts on this movie?
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One of the many movies I won't see this year. Trailer looked like garbage, ScarJo sucks, and I've never seen GitS nor have the desire to
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>>36388247
I love Scarlett but seriously nobody asked for this movie .
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>>36388247
It borrowed elements from the original movie, part 2, stand alone complex and the OVA's. It was fantastic. Kino even.
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>decided to take those "write a letter" threads to heart
>write a real life letter to a girl I liked in high school
>get a letter back
>too scared to read it
It's been there for 6 months now. If I open it and she chastises me, I'll feel like shit. Better to not know and feel good, right?
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>>36388211
>right ?
heh, you tell me.
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What is she responded kindly and wants to meet up, a fucking wasted opportunity you fool
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>>36388211
>rolled dubs
Gotta post pic of letter now
You dont have to read it
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Well my dick stopped working
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Recently got prescribed adderall and ativan. Now my dick doesn't work.
I've tried every kind of porn but can only get hard for a couple minutes and then i go limp. wtf? I used to be able to fap 5-7 times a day if i wanted to and i didn't even need a computer. Now it's like tugging on a fucking piece of taffy. I'm horny but i can't get off WTF SOMEONE HELP ME IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS
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I want to cum on Anzu's stupid clown face and call get her a filthy roach.
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>I've tried every kind of porn
Try BLACKED.
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I want to love and protect Anzu!
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Post nice servers
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Bump, please post servers desu
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>>36388156
I will also contribute a bump
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there are no nice discord servers, as it is proprietary shitware
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Why are white men so passive-aggressive?
>I've been fucking a white girl from my philosophy class
>5/10 basic looks small boobs freckles
>only started fucking her before mid-semester finals
>long story short she comes to my apartment for a class project and puts the moves on me even though I barely know her
>only fucked her 5 times
>some how her autistic emo boyfriend has nerve to confront me in a dining hall
>little bitch starts screaming school shooter shit saying he's going to "fucking stab me to death" and "kill her to rob me the satisfaction" or some shit
>little bitch is like 5'9" with dye in his hair
>ignore him and finish my meal
>succubi gives me his room no (little bitch has a dorm room as a senior) tells me I should "go over and tell him about us"
>whatfuckingus!!??
>I only fucked this bitch, I never gave her a wedding ring
>ignore the succubi thing blows over for 2 weeks
>haven't fucked the succubi since then, every time she calls me I ignore it she came over to my apartment once so I pretended I wasn't in
>little bitch emo cuck confronts me after class today calls his gf a "coal burner" calls me a ""filthy nigger" says he's going to kill both of us
>I ignore him again
>go home
>all my front windows smashed someone stabbed my tires out
>enraged
>grab a sock and fill it with gravel
>go to his room and knock on door
>he isn't answering or isn't in
>wait by end of corridor
> about 30 mins later this little pissant comes pit of the elevator with a laundry basket
>smack him in the chest so hard with sock he slumps to the ground frothing at the mouth and wheezing like he is going to die
>begs me to stop
>I feint him and he runs out the corridor and down the hall
>mfw little bitch called the police on me
why the fuck did he say all that bullshit smash my windows yet turn around and bitch out at the slightest aggression from me?
>is this why white men will stay cuckolds?
pic related is me
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why'd you fill a sock with gravel why not just punch him?
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>>36388121
stupid fucking nigger get of your high horse and get of my board
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your pretty hot anon where are you from
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who here /stops using 4chan for 2 days and gets a gf/ here?
how did i not know about this meme before? is it even a meme? has anyone else experienced this before?
anyway, just thought i'd post a friendly reminder to everyone saying: /r9k/ feeds into your lazy, defeatist worldviews; don't bee yrself anymore, you need to harness your will and direct yourself towards your desires and your passions.
First and foremost, I am a lover, a romantic poet, and a daydreamer. What do I desire? Love, of course. So, I quit 4chan and 2 days later: badabing badaboom! Got a gf, and I'm losing my virginity 4 days later. EASY PEAZY!
Swallow the quitting-4chan-pill now, and be granted all of the solutions to your problems, immediately and without any effort. Literally you'd be doing less things than you are now by quitting your use of this site.
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>>36388074
Just wait till she takes all your money and leaves with the kids.
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Lets be honest anon, you only got a girlfriend because you lowered your standards so much that you finally got to the bottom
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>>36388317
epic1. she's roughly an 8/10 by most standards. if you into girls with big tits and big asses, but with a little belly, she's about as close to a 10 as you can get. it's actually unreal how fucking sexy she is. just fucked her twice today. feels good, about to get off this board permanently. get cucked by existence faggot.
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>"My boyfriend..."
>"Just go out"
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>>36387914
God I wish somebody loved me
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>"You could be a pussy slayer if you just worked out, bro."
No, I fucking couldn't. I'm too fucking autistic.
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>>36387914
Just go out, my boy friend.
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>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle bodybuilders
Does anybody know this feel?
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>tfw I'm a top that likes thicc shortie bottoms
y so rare?
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>tfw I'm a twink (according to others) bottom that likes fit/athletic/jock tops
too bad I'm too autistic to even find a guy to give a blowjob to and will never ever lose my virginity
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>>36387947
>shortie
Hell no. I love men who are taller than me. I'm 5'9 (175 cm)
>tfw no thicc girl(girl) bully that sexual assault you
*DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDE THOUGHTS: 0*
sauce btw: https://exhentai.org/g/1052886/d96670b9a1/
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>>36387854
This is Korean
Can you post an English one
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Nevermind
There is no English translation
>tfw too stupid to learn Japanese
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>>36387854
I feel like this might be this person's first ever post on 4chan.
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Who electric shaver here?
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>>36387729
>Who electric shaver here?
me fuck razers
actually the shaver i have now was like less than 10 bucks can you recommend me a good one?
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>electric shaver
Doing it wrong.
You're supposed to use an electric TRIMMER, that way you don't get baby-face like you do with shaving, and you don't get ingrown hairs, ever, at all.
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>needing to shave
Go away Chad. This is a robot haven.
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>spend 3 years writing a book
>edit it obsessively
>get it down to what I think is satisfying
>think about starting to send it to publishers
>too scared
>become embarassed of it
>end up deleting every trace of it
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>>36387720
sounds like you are a retard my man. on the plus side, you seem to be in the right place.
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>>36387720
>not using a fake name
>not realizing normies love shit
>not remembering 50 Shades of Shit is a billion dollar franchise
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I work at a publishing house. If it's any consolation, your book likely would not have been accepted without further heavy editing to detract from what you felt was satisfying. A person who spends so long on a single work is likely to make something slipshod from over-thinking, especially if they spend a lot of time going over it again and again, let alone to "edit it obsessively."