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Could someone please explain this ebin succubus (male) meme to me?
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>>36523714
it's a fag symbol that they are willing to fuck another guy
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word54
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Boipucci best pucci

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How do I lose my virginity in this place?
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There's a pizza shop I've heard is good...
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>>36523639
Take the metro out to Silver Spring and I might suckle your baby penis
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>>36523724

are you a grill (female)?

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I have a fun idea! Let's go around the table one at a time and say something about ourselves.

Anon, you start!!!
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I play the guitar :)
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>>36523562
I like tendies.
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>>36523562
My wife is two-dimensional

ask a roastie whore anything thread
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Wanna come lay in bed with me and pretend to like me for 50$?
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>>36523495
Just because you dress like a female doesn't mean you are one.
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>>36523495
Why do you say YASS QUEEN SLAY?
Oh yeah and why the fuck do you like kpop so much

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Do i tell my therapist about visiting /pol/ and /r9k/ ?
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>>36523469
If they ask a question that would relate to telling them that.
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No, just tell him you talk with weird people online
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>>36523509
They ask what i do in my spare time and I said I go on internet forums and they asked which

>me, 28 male
>meet girl, 22
>absolutely gorgeous
>intelligent, ambitious
>speaks fluent Russian even though she was born in the US and just wanted to learn it
>traditional values, conservative
>VIRGIN

wait for the catch

>is in essence a single mother because she is legal guardian of her 3 younger brothers because her parents are dead
>is in to me, but she would have way more options if she didn't have that burden
>youngest brother is 7

What would you guys do?
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>>36523438
>What would you guys do?
If she wants another 3 children with me, sure.
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Your 28 my man, if you're really into her and she is into you then give it a shot.

28 still is a bit young to raise a family but not unrealistic, you've also already had a chance to live your life.

Take the opportunity to live a new life that can be filled with fulfillment
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long term investment i guess

the good part of the kids being their brothers is that they will move faster and definitively after they grow up.

sons would be more definitive and longlasting

you gotta remember that you can just bang a lot and then jump out of the boat.

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Our last realistic chance at space travel is dead, and it's all a woman's fault.
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lombardo of the spine

basic bitch 4/10

nah
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>>36523356
>Our last realistic chance at space travel is dead, and it's all a woman's fault.

How and why?
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ITS NOT WORTH IT ELON

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Hey Robots, what ur arguments on guns?
Fat over protective red neck?
Or weak defenseless cuck? Please respond
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I'm against gun control, because I think I should have guns.
Now there are a lot of reasons to be against gun control too. If you have a bunch of legal guns, then eventually some of those will become illegal guns. This is just a fact. The country I live in has strict gun control and less gun violence than USA. I think this is because there are simply less guns here.
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>>36523335

They give europeans a lot of good quality American TV every few weeks. All memes aside I think the burgers should have them, but it is honestly hilarious they think the OP pic is true (america is LITERALLY in line with third world shitholes)

>muh niggers
Every country has it's violent minorities
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>>36523383
>Now there are a lot of reasons to be against gun control too.
To be for gun control*

Is there any cool shit here?
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>>36523334
Bermuda Triangle is the only interesting thing I've ever heard about the Atlantic.
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somewhere there is where Titanic happened and a bunch of normies got BURGED
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>>36523334
Atlantis is pretty cool. Aquaman lives there.

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What phase are you at, robotos?
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I'm 26 and I can feel the transition to 27 now, this seems accurate desu
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18-20

I already don't care for tfw no gf or anything at all. I don't have interests and all new things I try aren't interesting. I should probably end it before it gets to the later stages
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20 year-old here, at what age does it become "too late"?

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This is an objective fact, famalamadingdong.
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>>36523305
>someone spent 9000 hours in paint making this
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>>36524372
The Korean made this.
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anyone have the third pic?

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she blocked me
she blocked me on everything
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>>36523303
we don't care

KYS
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>>36523365
Fuck this guy for not giving you a chance. What did you do wrong?
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>>36523452
by being a beta faggot

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>tfw you realize life is an unjust game determined by your genetics. Not what you do but who you are.
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>>36523298
Id still fucking beat your ass with a fucking skorpion shitter
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hypothetically there is more variety and more roads for all the bizarre human mutations to eke out some kind of interesting life
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I wouldn't go all the way and say it's 100% based on genetics. More like 90%.

The other 10% is determined by your socio-economic standing, popularity, connections, and the will to do stuff.

It's just that society has memed that the will to do stuff is the 90% part.

wondering how women make monies off of twitch? redpill me fgts
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>>36523254
By being women

Beta orbiters will do anything to get any kind of affection from women, so it's easy for women to be successful on platforms like Twitch that make the betas feel like they've got a genuine connection to the host
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>>36523254
TITS motherfucker
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They date somebody already successful on twitch.

"did you hear x streamer fucked x streamer?"

Works every damn time to boost the woman's channel, while the male never really sees anything from it.

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This board is giving me the courage to do it. Give me some surefire methods because that's been the only reason I haven't..is the chance I'll fuck up. Don't make this a 'ohdontdoiturbeautiful' please.
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Lube up well, go slowly at first and squeeze out like you're taking a shit. Don't forget to use a condom either.
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>ur
>hilarious
TO be fair I should've been more specific. Give me methods of suicide.
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>>36523199
Jump from an original tall building.

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