How do I lose my virginity in this place?

There's a pizza shop I've heard is good...

>>36523639
Take the metro out to Silver Spring and I might suckle your baby penis

>>36523724

are you a grill (female)?

>>36523639

I wouldn't know from virginity loss, but I'll talk "around" the topic.

-Despite the above, I've read alt-right/game blogs and the sense I've gotten from the comments is that D.C. is a stuffy company town, and not as "fun" as other large cities. IIRC Roissy lives in D.C.

-Furthermore, due to the high black/dem resident quotient, D.C. is LITERALLY one of the most pozzed up cities/jurisdictions in the country. I seem to remember that like 3% of people living in DC are HIV positive. I attempted to corroborate this number recently, but I couldn't close the loop on it (recent data on states/places seems to focus on rolling, annual /new infections/, and doesn't seem to want to give up a straight-up "this is how many people are presently infected" number).

So even though HIV is a disease for blacks and gays, it still might not be a good idea to go banging D.C. - some of it has to pass to straights through progressive-sexual-behaviors osmosis.

DC if full of shitskins and AIDS

Don't fuck anything there.

>>36523749
No, but I have long hair and a shaved butthole

>>36523755
> I've read alt-right/game blogs and the sense I've gotten from the comments is that D.C. is a stuffy company town, and not as "fun" as other large cities. IIRC Roissy lives in D.C.

wow thanks for nothing retard

>>36523809

CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME.

>tfw no shaved butthole long haired trap to suckle my baby penis in the middle of nowhere

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I once fucked a homeless girl in DC and even made a thread about it. Shit was cash.

>>36523639
Go to the suburbs. Alexandria is good.

>>36523639
There's always people getting fucked in Congress.

>>36524607
>tfw live in Alexandria suburbs
Yeah the girls here are pretty hot but they only want rich chads