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>see new Wendy's commercial
>think nothing of it
>wet dream
>messily shoving my tongue down Wendy's throat
>she lets out a muffled moan
>lean down and bury my head between her pink "buy 1 get 1 burger" laden panties
>lick around her clit with my tongue while she bullies me
>"oh anon how does it taste"
>tastes like their new strawberry creme frosty
>wake up
>in the mood for a delicious bacon cheese burger
H-how are they doing this
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>>36590608
You're actually fucking disgusting. Not only are you a pedophile, you're also a fucking fat fuck who eats fast food.
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How much are they paying you to shill?
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>>36590608
You see alot of wendy's on the Internet.
Guess it has something to do with memory stuff eh?
>>36590621
Also get out.Please?
>tfw about to order pizza for the 2nd day in a row
guys im nervous as fuck what if they delivery guy is the same???
will he think im a freak?
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>tfw eating healthy mashed potatoes, salad, green beans and a sausage
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>>36590576
Dont be a dumbass when you open the door regardless if its the same delivery guy
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>>36590576
He will think you like pizza. That is literally the extent of it, don't worry yourself.
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Lying about your job, wealth, car, house or anything else that leads a woman to give her body to you is rape
You may as well have taken her by force as by deception.
I hope every fucboi gets sent to jail for manipulating my sisters into sharing their bodies
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>makeup
bait
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>I was raped by my boyfriend
>Women believe this is possible
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>>36590564
>roasties try to scam a man for his money by fucking him
>they realize he lied about his money and they can't scam him
>"help this is rape!"
Pathetic
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>tfw straight girl
>make lesbian friend
>she's really nice
>start getting attracted to her
>but she doesn't have a dick
what do I do
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>>36590539
Suck her dick. Suck it real long and hard, Morty.
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You fuck the friend. Female sexuality is fluid enough for that shit.
>tfw i basically hate men and thats only exacerbated by being on this hellhole and will probably never get a bf
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>>36590539
As a lesbian: If you're cute, definitely fuck her. You're the holy grail.
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>start working out
>can't remember when was the last time i slept this well
>orgasm feels better
>have morning wood
>more confident
>more energy to do things
>depression slightly reduced
woah what's going on here
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Yous discovered the value of actually giving a shit about your life
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>>36590536
>>start working out
Body hurts every waking moment of my life for days after each workout. Still does after several weeks of working out regularly. When does this hell end?
>>have morning wood
I fucking hate that. I'm rock hard for 5 to 10 minutes after waking up almost every morning. But I also have to piss real real bad every morning.
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>start working out
>it's too much of a hassle
>stop working out
haha
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If God does exist, why does He punish humans by being asians and niggers ?
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the purpose of ife is for god (you, me and everyone else) to experience every nook and crany of life so god created many different paths for individuals to travel on, yours is to be a racist pos on 4chan
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but asians are better. unless like south asian then kill yourself, god won't be mad
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>>36590557
Why are some races created in a more beneficial form than the others ? If God wanted to create asian women, He shouldn't have created asian men, so i wouldn't exist to endure this unfairness.
TRY TO DETECT INTRUDERS.
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From op,I have a robot hat,and a robot body.
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you are one
oregano
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I am robutt
Original flavor
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>Leonardo DiCaprio is selfish, lazy and downright rude, "says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. "She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out."
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his date was left wondering what was in this for her.
Is he /ourguy/?
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>and even started vaping
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAAHA
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>>36590472
He's /myguy/. I hope one day I too will make as much money.
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If this is even close to being true that's fucking hilarious. Roasties eternally btfo
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>delaying sudoku because you have to pay debt
worst of worst
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>>36590466
Yo, here's a thought:
>You can't pull payment from the decaying
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>>36590466
That doesn't make sense. Debt would be a reason to commit suicide sooner rather than later. Unless you love in some shithole where your debt would be transferred to family.
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>>36590660
Yeah, if OP's in America, he wouldn't need to worry about that
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Comfy Europe thread
Discuss how comfy life in europe is.
>What is "college debt"? What is "no healthcare"?
Or just post comfy europe pics
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post yfw not a burger
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>>36590515
Hey, Hans. Do you also lease your wife to our fellow refugees? They're so progressive and nice to me. Hakan even said he buys me a beer sometime. He is so nice. =O)
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>>36591132
Man some people really love writing fetish fanfic. Its almost as if they love the fetish that originated in america. Or maybe its just people trying to make themselves believe that they have it better by posting on an anonymous site.
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ITT: Talk about feels, good, bad, or sad, from our pets or others'.
>be me
>1 hour ago
>browsing phone, im a night owl, sleep during day, exist at night and morning
>here intense whining
>keep door shut to section off dogs at night, dont want breath in face
>open door
>one of the family dogs is at -my- door, shockingly, whining to go to the bathroom
>we dash down and he goes and all is normal
>dog usually goes to parents, his 'real' owners for assistance
>lately has been using me more and more
He's probably just memorized that I'm awake at night and he'll get a faster response, but shit, it feels really nice for someone to need me for something.
Always was my favorite dog of the two, too, raised him from puppyhood but he's always been my dad's dog. Imprinting and shit like that.
Pic related, it's the dog at the beach.
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>>36590447
Well yeah, if it realizes that it can easily get your assistance then it's going to utilize it. Just like if shitting indoors resulted in being given a treat.
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>own a guinea pig
>its in my life through most of my school years, parents' divorce, several house moves etc.
>at 8 years old it develops a head tilt and cant move its back legs very well
>over a few months it gets steadily worse
>it ends up unable to walk or groom itself
>im 17 at this point, no money or transport and living alone with mom
>beg her to take it to the vet to get put to sleep because it is suffering
>she refuses, as it would "hurt her to do so"
>watch guinea pig struggle for a few more weeks until it finally dies, shit caked to its ass
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>>36590950
shit, dude. that's rough as fuck.
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What's stopping you from dating a black girl (male)?
They are the thirstiest kind of girl (male) when it comes to white guys. They will literally go full yandere waifu on you.
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>>36590424
saged
oringe
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>>36590424
Question to anons that have seen black trannies.
Does estrogen make their BBC shrink or they are hung like horses?
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>>36590424
stop making me sad anon
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Just give it to me straight, no bs, what's the most sure fire way to kill myself without using a firearm?
I was thinking of jumping in front of a train but i don't wanna tramautize the driver
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Don't do that why not just do whatever u wanted to do in life first don't say bs magic fairy tail ideas
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>>36590421
Go hike the appalachian trail. Since you're a fucking loser, you'll run out of food and die in a bear mauling. Ezpz
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>>36590421
Jumping in front of a train is unreliable as fuck and potentially very painful
Jump from a tall building, it's the best method if you can't shoot yourself
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>Apply for an English teaching job in the Japan
>Rejected
I just want to live the relaxing Japanese countryside life
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>>36590415
Get a trade or engineering job. You're more likely to get accepted that way.
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>>36590426
No reason was given
>>36590435
>Engineering job in the countryside
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>>36590415
Keep on trying anon and maybe one day you can make it.
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Why won't normies leave me alone? 2017-04-27 12:26:12 Post No.36590405
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Why won't normies leave me alone?
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I am but a humble peasant in the worldness (I made up this word myself), but the world is stacked against my mere self. The normie, the norman, it is against the essence of myself. This world. This world is hurting me.
All I wished is to engage in the subjectivities that I wish to engage in, but the norman is mocking me for doing so. Why is it a crime to want to collect words and create new words? I enjoy language so much that I, like the noble Shakespeare, create new wordea (yes, you are correct I crafted this fine word).
Whenever I coin a new word, and I make it obvious in the way I used it in a sentence (I do this carefully and correctly trust me), I often get laughed at. Why does this normination (here I combine normie and abomination to make a new word) do such a thing?
One day people will understand that what I am crafting is what late modern English is to early modern English. That's correcta: I am building post-late English (though perhaps it will be called differently, even if I am creating the future English I cannot be sure how it will turn out to be).
One day I will be celebrated for my creativity, just like noble Shakespeare, but it will only come to being by future generations, meanwhile I have to suffer the belittling of normies, peers and teachers alike.
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>worldness
>Subjectivities
>Noble Shakespeare
>Wordea
>Humble peasent
>Nomination
>Correcta
>Belittling
Please be a bait thread
You can't be real.
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>>36590582
Even amongst non-normies I must suffer this curse. How disgruntling.
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>>36590607
You are not a true robot, just incredibly autistic
Me my friend, I know I'm a worthless piece of shit, I don't act like I'm anything else
You on the other hand have enough confidence to believe you're the next Shakespeare
That isn't a robot trait.