>Leonardo DiCaprio is selfish, lazy and downright rude, "says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. "She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out."
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his date was left wondering what was in this for her.
Is he /ourguy/?
>and even started vaping
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAAHA
>>36590472
He's /myguy/. I hope one day I too will make as much money.
If this is even close to being true that's fucking hilarious. Roasties eternally btfo
>>36590472
>"wondering what was in this for her"
Kek, she realized she can't steal all his money and is triggered now, rosaries BTFO
>tfw not a Hollywood elite who can now decline roast or advances
One day, hopefully one day
>Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT
what song?
I bet it was Time to Pretend
>>36590472
>thinking Hollywood stars are good people.
poor roasty
>>36590472
>MGMT
Great taste though
>>36590565
>rosaries
mild jejerinio
>>36590472
>bitch was delusional enough to think this was some disney prince shit for her
wish every woman realized theyre just walking holes one day , the shitstorm would be hilarious