>tfw about to order pizza for the 2nd day in a row guys im

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>tfw eating healthy mashed potatoes, salad, green beans and a sausage

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>>36590576
Dont be a dumbass when you open the door regardless if its the same delivery guy

>>36590576
He will think you like pizza. That is literally the extent of it, don't worry yourself.

>>36590576
You will look like a complete loser. A grown man eating pizza alone 2 days in a row, no friends, no social life and no healthy lifestyle. You suck! and Ash is a loser!

>>36590576
that's why you order a pizza from a different place
t. fellow fatty
food is the only thing that helps with my depression
literally the only time I feel happy is when I'm eating something delicious

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>>36590768
your lust for food does not help depression, it merely conceals it for a temporary amount of time, similar to drugs. You're a druggy

>>36590576
just act like your stoned

>>36590576
yes


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>>36590781
yeah, so fucking what?

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>>36590655
You make that yourself anon?

>>36590768
>oh, I'm delivering to the Tuesday fatguy now.

Yea, doesn't work. We always figure you out.

>>36590818
just don't set a complete routine and you'll be fine
it's not like the pizza place has only one delivery guy
Besides, they deliver to hundreds of people in a week. Do you really think they'll give a fuck?

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op here

it was the same delivery guy

he said "oh hey it's the double tuna guy again haha"

time to stop ordering

>>36590576
thats right he will
eat healthy faggot

>>36590576
Yes he will tell all his kind then you'll get a reputation and be branded the town loser

>>36590877
lmao, tough luck anon
just order from a different place next time

>>36590576
Last two weeks been on a pizza binge. Had no breakfast and lunch because I'm unmotivated as fuck to cook and they only deliver past 4:30pm. Pizza man tried to make a conversation but went something like this:
>"Hello"
>"hi"
>He hands me pizza
>I take it and reply back with cash
>"Are you studying for exams?"
>"No, uh yes I uh -"
>I try to make it less awkward and smile
>I'm moving to close the door
>Pizza man about to say something
>I just slam the door and fall into fetal position for an hour
>Wtf is wrong with me

>>36590576
they really don't give a fuck. it's money and pizza is cheap and good.

man up and eat your damn pizza, its not a social tragedy to have a repeat deliveryman.

>>36590576
You're fucked OP, just get in your car and abandon your city

>>36590576
Don't worry anon, my old room mate and I used to order pizza from the same place so often, they knew our number on the caller ID/our voices. We'd always order like 30-40 minutes before they closed because they would give us all the stuff they were going to throw out, because we were their best customers.