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>>36590539
Suck her dick. Suck it real long and hard, Morty.

You fuck the friend. Female sexuality is fluid enough for that shit.
>tfw i basically hate men and thats only exacerbated by being on this hellhole and will probably never get a bf

>>36590539
As a lesbian: If you're cute, definitely fuck her. You're the holy grail.

I got molested on the train today and feel especially dead on the inside.

>>36590550
I just said she doesn't have one

>>36590560
reee but I'm not gay and also don't get your ideas about men from here

>>36590539
If you're attracted to her then fool around. You're not branded straight. If she's experienced she'll probably blow your mind with what she can do

Sexuality is fluid, people are attracted to whoever you're attracted to. If you're not sure say you'd maybe like to try and see if it works for you, if it doesn't she'll understand

>>36590575
that's terrible anon, do you need to talk about it?

>>36590581
>don't get your ideas about men from here
I don't. My ideas about men are compounded by this site though.

let her peg you and then post video here

>>36590620
this site isn't representative I've known plenty of nice men, this is just full of autistic failures

The feeling that is no girlfriend transpires and I feel worse
Why can't I find someone to be clingy with me.

>>36590620
I often come off as sexist to a lot of women, but then i ask "Shit, want to hear what I think of men due to being brought up with an alcoholic stepdad?".

I can safely say both genders can be absolute trash when differences between people aren't respected and bridged.

>>36590851
>I often come off as sexist to a lot of women, but then i ask "Shit, want to hear what I think of men due to being brought up with an alcoholic stepdad?".
Disliking men doesn't negate you being sexist you know. You probably are a sexist.

>>36590893
Damn girl, you probably the sexist girl in this place. Wanna touch each other on the gen-gens?

>>36590912
>Damn girl, you probably the sexist girl in this place. Wanna touch each other on the gen-gens?
What?

>been a cute girl for past 2 years
>met with a handsome Chad at university
>He is just so so so cool,we date for 2 months,he introduces me to his family,all nice,one day he comes up to me and says ur mother will die tonight if u don't reply this post.

>>36590927
First I made a joke where I mixed up the words "sexist" and "sexiest." Then I referred to genitals as "gen-gens" in a comically un-sexy way of hitting on you. So how bout it? You ever been with a funny guy?

>>36590539
Don't almost all young women think having a lesbian relationship is progressive and cool? It's not like you're risking your reputation by experimenting. But there's of course the risk of getting and STD if she's a whore. I say go for it, maybe you like it.

I'm a straight guy but if it wasn't so taboo and gays weren't such bug chasing degenerates I'd love to try casual sex with men.

>>36590958
Oh, your situation is easy. You're going to fight it for years and years and all sorts of other problems are going to pop up as a result, but you're a faggot, bro. That's the source of all your problems. Fuck men.

>>36590953
I'd go for this line

lick her pussy you cuck

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Ask her if she wants to smash clams.

If she says yes smash your clams

If she says no don't smash clams.

In the end you get to say you had a lesbian experience but it wasn't for you. Your perspective boyfriend will love it.

>>36591119
Holy shit that image hahaha

>>36590893
It's more I raised by an autistic mother, now that shaped a lot of my issues with men and women who can both be overly emotional.

>had 2 female best friends in the past
>both lesbian , both made a move on me
>from then on befriended mainly effeminate males
>we get on well, but feels like there's something missing
>got a new female friend
>great! we talk about periods, subtle sexism, what guys we want to fuck, all this stuff I don't talk about in real life
>she asked me if a female classmate might be bisexual
>asked if I ever had a lesbian crush
>told me about her lesbian crush
>gave me her old vibrator
>says everyone probably thinks we sexually experiment
I'M VERY WARY

>>36591223
>gave me her old vibrator
The fuck, that's when you start to run

>>36590996
I literally have no idea what you're trying to say with that mess.

Just lick her fucking pussy you cuck. Male anons like me would give anything for a situation like that desu.

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>>36590958
>I'm a straight guy
>I'd love to try casual sex with men
what the heck lmao

>>36591119
>your perspective boyfriend
lel
where you from boss?

This happened to me. I had a bi friend and we ended up hooking up. I wasn't interested in a relationship so we're not talking

I miss her tho
I can't date a girl

>>36590704
Sorry, everyone is like this in real life and women are no exception.
Everyone is pathetic in some sense, we're not capable of anyone's standards.

>>36590560
t. the lesbian friend

Slam the clam you dirty fat slag

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>>36590539
fall to the fag side op.

>>36590539
Come take my dick instead OP

>>36590958
A straight guy you are not.

>>36590539
lmao lesbians aren't real just fool around w her a bit and take pics and post here

>>36591639
>>36591794

I'm not attracted to them, but a blowjob is a blowjob. And I've tried prostate massage with toys with various results. Maybe getting butt fucked would feel great?

>>36590949
asshole reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yiyc ybbvgr

>tfw I'm the lesbian friend
>tfw no straight friend that develops a crush on me and is willing to help me stop being a khhv

>>36590958
idk I'm not like other girls and I don't rly know many of them, that's probably why I ended up here

>>36591065
>>36591509
>>36591759
>>36591747
I'm STRAIGHT for crying out loud I don't want to be gay

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>>36592309
This, it hurts
OP for fucks sake go fuck her, you know you want to

>>36590571
>You're the holy grail.
>the straight bitch who gives one lousy drunken fuck and then breaks your heart by moving onto Chad and has six of Chad's babies
Nah, there's basically one of those for every actual lesbian.

>>36591639
You've never wanted to get your dick sucked? It's not gay to receive a blowjob. It is to give one, though.

>>36590575
don't be sheep, learn to defend yourself
I had similar situation and made guy regret it despite being certified womanlet.

>>36590539
go be in lesbians with her
but don't just bang her once, steal her heart, and run off with some guy. please. this is the worst

>>36592377
anon it's not about wanting to be gay. if you want to lewdly cuddle somebody of your gender thats gay. if you absolutely have to have dick there are plenty of non-op tranners out there into girls.

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>Be 4'11" womanlet
>Just barely missed dwarf classification
>Guy I am thirsting over is 6'4"
>He's built like a damn mountain
>I really wanna climb the mountain
>Overcome my cowardice and manage to ask him out
>He said yes

Now all I need is to get a harness and I can finally get rid of my broken step ladder. Stacy won't call me a fucking hobbit if I'm on top of King Kong.

>>36590539
Make her wear a strap-on

>>36593415
Why isn't there more size-difference porn?
I think the dynamics of it, whether it's big guy little girl or big girl little guy, are pretty hot.

>>36590539
Why haven't you seen a penis?
Are you 4/10 or below?

>>36593415
>even a womanlet can get a 6'4" chad

>all the lesbians telling op to fug her because they were retarded enough to be autistic at straight friends too
Stop doing that.

>>36593547
>Implying you're not replying to some mentally ill tranny's daydream.

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>>36593547
Does him being /fit/ with autism count as Chad I legitimately don't know.

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>>36593599
>search archive for filename because I want to confirm or deny this
top wew

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>>36593567
Stop telling her to fug the hetero or stop being autistic?
Either way, No

>>36593673
Fuck off austria.
Dykes ruined incest threads reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Hide "fembot" Threads
>Ignore "fembot" Posts
>Do Not Reply To "fembot" Posters

sage, females cant be robots.


origalalalalala

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>>36593567
I don't tell my friends I'm a lesbian because they'll just be grossed out

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>>36593708
There's only one dyke in the incest thread though?

>>36593775
I mean first of all I remember at least two, second of all one is enough.

Be my gf and then you won't have to be gay.

@ OP don't start a relationship because you're lonely if you're you're just going to fuck this person over.

If you're actually into chicks go for it. If you're curious, consider conveying that to her. Just be mindful that a lot of lesbians are a tad suspicious of bi women.

--

> aced all my exams (B+, four As)
> had to leave the city to go home and help my mom who's sick
> too late for summer school
> apply to volunteer in lab but they probably won't accept students from another university
> trying to find a job in my hometown so that it's not a complete waste
> terrified that this will affect my grad school applications
> also i'm frumpy, chubby, diagnosed autistic, have some health issues, and tfw no bf
But hey it's lovely outside and I have an art project I'm working on.

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>>36591223
>gave me her old vibrator

Ask her to show you how to use it.

>>36593766
Did summer break start early this year? There's at least 20 of these threads everyday with 100+ replies.

>>36590539
Don't use her because you're lonely then leave her for the next guy that comes by

>>36591701
>>36590620
>>36590560

Guys, we got a girl who knows EVERYTHING!

Can I please interview you??

>>36593881
>@ OP
How new are you?

>>36590560

Hey I'll be your bf. What now.

>>36590539
I swear r9k has messed me up. Every time I see that fembot image, I get highly aroused. I think it is my greatest fetish now. I don't want to have sex with real females, I want to have sex with the fembot.